Kobe_Bryant
10-14-2021, 02:36 PM
...is that we have a hard time picking which failure to focus on. theres just too many. with jordan and me its easy.
1-9
or
Detroit!
after that you're like "well... ummmm.. what about how kobe and Jordan won huhhhh.. they ummmm.. their competition.. they missed some shots or something ahuh.. game 7!.. kobe nearly lost that!"
DETROIT!
1-9!!!!!! arrrugggh
... meanwhile for us it can be a real task what to nitpick. we can't go over everything. my God.
2004 bronze (who cares he didn't even play right?)
2006 bronze (largely forgotten)
2007 sweep (who even talks about this?)
2008 Olympic choke (I saved the day so no big deal)
2009 #1 seed cucked by Dwight? (OK this is still funny)
2010 #1 seed quit job vs Boston (almost never talked about)
2011 colluding a big 3..owned by jj barea and Jason Terry (still our go to)
2012 Boston rigging (nobody even knows about this)
2013 colluding a big 4 and dared to shoot. 29% outside the paint. ray allen shot (still our 2nd go to)
2014 all time worst margin of defeat cramp job owned by kawhi (largely forgotten)
2015 colluding a new big 3 and owned by iggy (largely forgotten and ignored)
2016 kyrie shot, draymond suspension, bogut iggy hurt (our 3rd go to)
2017 owned by KD (not even mentioned)
2018 soft picked off Durant. OT meltdown. 4th game quit and swept (totally forgotten)
2019 activating playoff mode lottery squad (not even a thing anymore)
2020 bubble b*tch ring 5 month vacation AD rip off clutch sports agency robbery with KD and kyrie skipping bubble with no fans or travel ( our 4th go to)
2021 owned by booker and a geriatric cp3 (already somehow forgotten)
its truly unfair that so much has to be swept under the rug and just ignored since at most we can only talk about 3 or 4 things. and then which one of the 4 do we lead with
its such an unfair advantage for you people to have my Detroit series and game 7 struggles ready to go every time. and my finals percentages saved ready to copy and paste. like (well there's this failure or i struggled while winning :confusedshrug: )
you have to see how aggrevating it is also knowing this upcoming season will largely be forgotten and glossed over. it already can't compete. what's he gonna do. have an all time failure with AD and the senior citizens plus an autistic trans with a small man complex
we expect this to fail so its no fun
:(
just remember the next time you pull up my shooting percentages from an old bookmark. it's easy to do that. think about how I have to spend 10 minutes typing something like this out trying not to forget anything. and I'm sure I have. it's far more of a challenge for us. respect that
1-9
or
Detroit!
after that you're like "well... ummmm.. what about how kobe and Jordan won huhhhh.. they ummmm.. their competition.. they missed some shots or something ahuh.. game 7!.. kobe nearly lost that!"
DETROIT!
1-9!!!!!! arrrugggh
... meanwhile for us it can be a real task what to nitpick. we can't go over everything. my God.
2004 bronze (who cares he didn't even play right?)
2006 bronze (largely forgotten)
2007 sweep (who even talks about this?)
2008 Olympic choke (I saved the day so no big deal)
2009 #1 seed cucked by Dwight? (OK this is still funny)
2010 #1 seed quit job vs Boston (almost never talked about)
2011 colluding a big 3..owned by jj barea and Jason Terry (still our go to)
2012 Boston rigging (nobody even knows about this)
2013 colluding a big 4 and dared to shoot. 29% outside the paint. ray allen shot (still our 2nd go to)
2014 all time worst margin of defeat cramp job owned by kawhi (largely forgotten)
2015 colluding a new big 3 and owned by iggy (largely forgotten and ignored)
2016 kyrie shot, draymond suspension, bogut iggy hurt (our 3rd go to)
2017 owned by KD (not even mentioned)
2018 soft picked off Durant. OT meltdown. 4th game quit and swept (totally forgotten)
2019 activating playoff mode lottery squad (not even a thing anymore)
2020 bubble b*tch ring 5 month vacation AD rip off clutch sports agency robbery with KD and kyrie skipping bubble with no fans or travel ( our 4th go to)
2021 owned by booker and a geriatric cp3 (already somehow forgotten)
its truly unfair that so much has to be swept under the rug and just ignored since at most we can only talk about 3 or 4 things. and then which one of the 4 do we lead with
its such an unfair advantage for you people to have my Detroit series and game 7 struggles ready to go every time. and my finals percentages saved ready to copy and paste. like (well there's this failure or i struggled while winning :confusedshrug: )
you have to see how aggrevating it is also knowing this upcoming season will largely be forgotten and glossed over. it already can't compete. what's he gonna do. have an all time failure with AD and the senior citizens plus an autistic trans with a small man complex
we expect this to fail so its no fun
:(
just remember the next time you pull up my shooting percentages from an old bookmark. it's easy to do that. think about how I have to spend 10 minutes typing something like this out trying not to forget anything. and I'm sure I have. it's far more of a challenge for us. respect that