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Kobe_Bryant
10-14-2021, 02:36 PM
...is that we have a hard time picking which failure to focus on. theres just too many. with jordan and me its easy.

1-9

or

Detroit!

after that you're like "well... ummmm.. what about how kobe and Jordan won huhhhh.. they ummmm.. their competition.. they missed some shots or something ahuh.. game 7!.. kobe nearly lost that!"

DETROIT!


1-9!!!!!! arrrugggh

... meanwhile for us it can be a real task what to nitpick. we can't go over everything. my God.

2004 bronze (who cares he didn't even play right?)

2006 bronze (largely forgotten)

2007 sweep (who even talks about this?)

2008 Olympic choke (I saved the day so no big deal)

2009 #1 seed cucked by Dwight? (OK this is still funny)

2010 #1 seed quit job vs Boston (almost never talked about)

2011 colluding a big 3..owned by jj barea and Jason Terry (still our go to)

2012 Boston rigging (nobody even knows about this)

2013 colluding a big 4 and dared to shoot. 29% outside the paint. ray allen shot (still our 2nd go to)

2014 all time worst margin of defeat cramp job owned by kawhi (largely forgotten)

2015 colluding a new big 3 and owned by iggy (largely forgotten and ignored)

2016 kyrie shot, draymond suspension, bogut iggy hurt (our 3rd go to)

2017 owned by KD (not even mentioned)

2018 soft picked off Durant. OT meltdown. 4th game quit and swept (totally forgotten)

2019 activating playoff mode lottery squad (not even a thing anymore)

2020 bubble b*tch ring 5 month vacation AD rip off clutch sports agency robbery with KD and kyrie skipping bubble with no fans or travel ( our 4th go to)

2021 owned by booker and a geriatric cp3 (already somehow forgotten)




its truly unfair that so much has to be swept under the rug and just ignored since at most we can only talk about 3 or 4 things. and then which one of the 4 do we lead with


its such an unfair advantage for you people to have my Detroit series and game 7 struggles ready to go every time. and my finals percentages saved ready to copy and paste. like (well there's this failure or i struggled while winning :confusedshrug: )

you have to see how aggrevating it is also knowing this upcoming season will largely be forgotten and glossed over. it already can't compete. what's he gonna do. have an all time failure with AD and the senior citizens plus an autistic trans with a small man complex

we expect this to fail so its no fun

:(

just remember the next time you pull up my shooting percentages from an old bookmark. it's easy to do that. think about how I have to spend 10 minutes typing something like this out trying not to forget anything. and I'm sure I have. it's far more of a challenge for us. respect that

ShawkFactory
10-14-2021, 02:42 PM
Still not working I guess?

Kobe_Bryant
10-14-2021, 02:43 PM
Still not working I guess?

how can I have time for a job when this is what I have to deal with every time I wanna make an anti lebron post.


https://c.tenor.com/n3tyFiyIbsYAAAAM/the-shining-all-work.gif


why couldn't your hero just limit it to a few failures like me GOD DAMNIT

kuniva_dAMiGhTy
10-14-2021, 02:44 PM
OP is batshit insane.

ShawkFactory
10-14-2021, 02:52 PM
how can I have time for a job when this is what I have to deal with every time I wanna make an anti lebron post.


https://c.tenor.com/n3tyFiyIbsYAAAAM/the-shining-all-work.gif


why couldn't your hero just limit it to a few failures like me GOD DAMNIT

:roll:

You take this shit too seriously.

Kobe_Bryant
10-14-2021, 03:09 PM
:roll:

You take this shit too seriously.

I just realized I left out the 2013 and 2015 Miami steroid clinic scandals


see what I have to deal with here! just that one thing alone is enough to bury anyone else. and it's it's side note for lebron that I can't even remember to put in my OP

this is extremely difficult. I need an assistant like some wallstreet Charlie Sheen yuppie to help me out with all this shit


https://i.ibb.co/fvXYyZJ/96922-phones-news-feature-gordon-gekko-the-ultimate-geekimage2-rnvyyc1abp-jpg-1.webp

RogueBorg
10-14-2021, 03:45 PM
...is that we have a hard time picking which failure to focus on. theres just too many. with jordan and me its easy.

1-9

or

Detroit!

after that you're like "well... ummmm.. what about how kobe and Jordan won huhhhh.. they ummmm.. their competition.. they missed some shots or something ahuh.. game 7!.. kobe nearly lost that!"

DETROIT!


1-9!!!!!! arrrugggh

... meanwhile for us it can be a real task what to nitpick. we can't go over everything. my God.

2004 bronze (who cares he didn't even play right?)

2006 bronze (largely forgotten)

2007 sweep (who even talks about this?)

2008 Olympic choke (I saved the day so no big deal)

2009 #1 seed cucked by Dwight? (OK this is still funny)

2010 #1 seed quit job vs Boston (almost never talked about)

2011 colluding a big 3..owned by jj barea and Jason Terry (still our go to)

2012 Boston rigging (nobody even knows about this)

2013 colluding a big 4 and dared to shoot. 29% outside the paint. ray allen shot (still our 2nd go to)

2014 all time worst margin of defeat cramp job owned by kawhi (largely forgotten)

2015 colluding a new big 3 and owned by iggy (largely forgotten and ignored)

2016 kyrie shot, draymond suspension, bogut iggy hurt (our 3rd go to)

2017 owned by KD (not even mentioned)

2018 soft picked off Durant. OT meltdown. 4th game quit and swept (totally forgotten)

2019 activating playoff mode lottery squad (not even a thing anymore)

2020 bubble b*tch ring 5 month vacation AD rip off clutch sports agency robbery with KD and kyrie skipping bubble with no fans or travel ( our 4th go to)

2021 owned by booker and a geriatric cp3 (already somehow forgotten)




its truly unfair that so much has to be swept under the rug and just ignored since at most we can only talk about 3 or 4 things. and then which one of the 4 do we lead with


its such an unfair advantage for you people to have my Detroit series and game 7 struggles ready to go every time. and my finals percentages saved ready to copy and paste. like (well there's this failure or i struggled while winning :confusedshrug: )

you have to see how aggrevating it is also knowing this upcoming season will largely be forgotten and glossed over. it already can't compete. what's he gonna do. have an all time failure with AD and the senior citizens plus an autistic trans with a small man complex

we expect this to fail so its no fun

:(

just remember the next time you pull up my shooting percentages from an old bookmark. it's easy to do that. think about how I have to spend 10 minutes typing something like this out trying not to forget anything. and I'm sure I have. it's far more of a challenge for us. respect that

You're OP, so much to choose from.

Kobe_Bryant
10-14-2021, 04:01 PM
You're OP, so much to choose from.

its actually a curse at times. I have to set aside an entire day just to collect all the data for the LePortfolio

https://i.ibb.co/9rptrNS/24b49add6e14428db636811232fced2f.jpg

Full Court
10-14-2021, 10:32 PM
OP normally annoys the crap out of me, but I actually like this thread. :D

And it's true, nobody with that many epic failures can be in the GOAT discussion.

Dr. Lemon
10-14-2021, 10:43 PM
I have this sinking feeling that the OP is unemployed.

Kobe_Bryant
10-14-2021, 11:00 PM
I have this sinking feeling that the OP is unemployed.

I'm retired and dead you idiot

Dr. Lemon
10-15-2021, 12:11 AM
I'm retired and dead you idiot

I believe it's much more logical to assume you're an unemployed loser pretending to be a deceased basketball player on a message board.

Kobe_Bryant
10-15-2021, 02:02 AM
I believe it's much more logical to assume you're an unemployed loser pretending to be a deceased basketball player on a message board.

hey I might have lost my life but that doesn't make me a loser

8Ball
10-15-2021, 06:00 AM
I have this sinking feeling that the OP is unemployed.

He's being spoon fed by his family from an inheritance.

He's a beta male :lol

8Ball
10-15-2021, 06:02 AM
Kenny is the biggest beta male I have ever seen on this forum.

Posting as a dead kobe has got to be the biggest beta cuck thing I have ever witnessed on online forums :roll:

MrFonzworth
10-15-2021, 09:43 AM
Kenny is the biggest beta male I have ever seen on this forum.

Posting as a dead kobe has got to be the biggest beta cuck thing I have ever witnessed on online forums :roll:

Throwing "beta" out 3 times in 2 minutes. Looks like projection, good luck losing your virginity soy boy

expansionera
10-15-2021, 10:14 AM
Indeed.com
Monster.com
LinkedIn.com

I’ll look over your resume if you need the help boss

imdaman99
10-15-2021, 10:34 AM
Find a better hobby, OP. Trolling this forum ain't it.

SouBeachTalents
10-15-2021, 01:57 PM
Find a better hobby, OP. Trolling this forum ain't it.
That’s the worst part. He’s apparently set for life financially and THIS is what he chooses to do with his time :lol