Why didnt your favorite player build a school for underprivileged kids?

[FultzNationRISE]

Guys, in crazy times like these, I think we can all use a good laugh now and then. So why dont we have each poster try to come up with the best excuse they can why their rich and famous favorite player couldnt be bothered to help children in underserved communities get an education.

It should be hilarious seeing the excuses people actually come up with.

(Obvi if your favorite player DID build a school then youre exempt from having to answer.)


GO!

[Full Court]

Kids hate school. If you want to make kids happy, you give them candy or crap like that. What kind of heartless ***hole builds a school?

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my favourite player was too busy gambling and getting in trouble with the mob:D

[Axe]

my favourite player was too busy gambling and getting in trouble with the mob:D
Nah, he was too busy gathering children while claiming awards from a kids channel. ;)

[Honor Boost]

Too busy winning FMVP beating Giannis/Middleton and Butler/Embiid and Curry/Klay

[000]

gathering children
:milton

[Spurs m8]

Here we go...

This unfunny guy, again