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HunterSThompson
11-12-2021, 03:30 PM
1997 - broken wrist, only man with balls to shoot vs utah and shaq gets no blame

1998 - held back by del harris, froze out of all star game by george karl

1999 - lockout 50 game season + rodman drama killed their season

2000 - broken hand to start year, sprained ankle in finals, saves shaq twice and gets zero credit

2001 - dominates playoffs only for shaq to hijack finals mvp

2002 - dominates spurs in playoffs only to get intentional food poisoning in sacramento right before finals

2003 - torn shoulder and knee vs spurs. horry misses shot to cost them the series. then surgery in colorado which started rape trial drama cause a woman wanted some of his basketball money

2004 - beef with shaq all year plus malone injured in finals, flies from denver to LA at half time just to hit game winner and heads back to colorado with life on the line, vanessa has a miscarriage and all people care about is his poor shooting in the finals

2005 - rudy T steps down after great start. kobe and odom both miss around 20 games each

2006 - 1 rebound away from eliminating suns and loses after scoring 50, blackballed by mvp voters and left off 8 ballots.

2007 - coulda got jason kidd but management said they were waiting on bynum

2008 - bynum and ariza injured in finals plus kobes torn shooting hand

2009 - lebron blows a possible finals matchup choking to dwight howard, dislocated finger in finals

2010 - lebron and shaq blow a possible all time great finals matchup, fractured index finger in finals, torn knee

2011 - torn knee forces kobe to play career low minutes as a starter, league voids chris paul trade for "basketball reasons"

2012 - gasol chokes free throws that basically lose the series to thunder

2013 - rips achilles dragging a broken team to the playoffs

2014 - breaks leg right after coming back from achilles

2015 - rips shoulder right after coming back from broken leg

2016 - drops 60 with a game winner in final game and people only mock him for his shot attempts

2018 - wins oscar for an animated basketball story and is blacklisted by the academy for being an accused rapist almost 20 years prior

2020 - kobe dies in a helicopter accident with his daughter because of basketball. costing the WNBA its possible michael jordan/kobe bryant all time transcendental type player to take it to the next level and who knows. maybe get an nba try out with the Lakers.




side notes

- his parents pam and joe disowned him for a 2nd time because he wouldn't buy them a home worth more than 500,000 so they sold all his memorabilia

- some fans hate the man with such a passion that they spend every waking moment of their lives trashing his legacy and trying to vote him out of the top 10-15 all time



and even after all of this he stands tall with all of this

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1crP7SXEAcDjC-.jpg

https://www.basketballnetwork.net/app/uploads/2020/01/Screenshot-2020-01-11-at-14.57.45.png

https://powcastsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/kobe-bryant-811.jpg

ShawkFactory
11-12-2021, 03:32 PM
Yea you’ve said all of this before.

He retired 5 years ago and has been dead for 2. Move the fvck on. It’s what he would want.

ImKobe
11-12-2021, 03:34 PM
Most injured player in NBA history and still was an elite player in year 17. Only Bean could do that.

RRR3
11-12-2021, 03:36 PM
Who would pay more to suck Kobe off, Kenny or ImKobe?

GrayGoat
11-12-2021, 03:38 PM
What about Shaq?

HunterSThompson
11-12-2021, 03:38 PM
- some fans hate the man with such a passion that they spend every waking moment of their lives trashing his legacy



Yea you’ve said all of this before.

He retired 5 years ago and has been dead for 2. Move the fvck on. It’s what he would want.



case in point

ShawkFactory
11-12-2021, 03:42 PM
case in point

I’m not trashing Kobe I’m trashing you. Weirdo

SouBeachTalents
11-12-2021, 03:44 PM
case in point
Do you seriously not believe that applies to you and LeBron

HylianNightmare
11-12-2021, 03:47 PM
Go outside

GimmeThat
11-12-2021, 03:50 PM
you took that subject line straight out of a re-hab center, didn't you

Hey Yo
11-12-2021, 04:31 PM
That's what you get for demanding to play for the 2nd most successful franchise in NBA history, instead of trying to build a contender.

No one respects that selfish bullshit.

kuniva_dAMiGhTy
11-12-2021, 04:37 PM
Lot of these circumstances could be said about many players...

Glad you stopped pretending to be Kobe though. That's progress.

RRR3
11-12-2021, 04:39 PM
Lot of these circumstances could be said about many players...

Glad you stopped pretending to be Kobe though. That's progress.
He only stopped cuz he got banned on that account.

kuniva_dAMiGhTy
11-12-2021, 04:45 PM
He only stopped cuz he got banned on that account.

:crazysam:

aj1987
11-12-2021, 04:58 PM
Most injured player in NBA history and still was an elite player in year 17. Only Bean could do that.

LMAO! Dude got bent over multiple times. I mean, dude averages 41% shooting in the Finals for his career and he's worse in G7's and elimination games. :roll: :roll:

HunterSThompson
11-12-2021, 05:28 PM
(looks at page 1)


- some fans hate the man with such a passion that they spend every waking moment of their lives trashing his legacy



https://cdn.abcotvs.com/dip/images/6112968_012620ccgettykobegianna7img-NEW.jpg?w=800&r=16%3A9


miss you mamba

getting_old
11-12-2021, 05:39 PM
he kinda snapped at some point and wen into a mood, the interview with Chuck Klosterman is a must read

Phoenix
11-12-2021, 05:42 PM
Lot of these circumstances could be said about many players...

Glad you stopped pretending to be Kobe though. That's progress.

Mods stepped in on that account. This account is probably on borrowed time but fear not.... you'll see 'Kobe_Bryant2' running around once this one gets the boot.

Horatio33
11-12-2021, 05:51 PM
Kenny has zero life and social skills so he pretended to be a dead basketballer to defend him and now this. Fair play to you mate, you've taken a life full of failure in your stride and you're still pumping out substandard posts. Respect to you.

HBK_Kliq_2
11-12-2021, 05:57 PM
He's an uncle tom, a rapist and a cheater. So I guess god had to step in at age 41 huh?

Treated shaq like dirt and great buddys with pau gasol. In his final days gave luka more attention then kawhi or other black players. Can't marry a black and cheated on his wife with a white.

ShawkFactory
11-12-2021, 06:05 PM
He's an uncle tom, a rapist and a cheater. So I guess god had to step in at age 41 huh?

Treated shaq like dirt and great buddys with pau gasol. In his final days gave luka more attention then kawhi or other black players. Can't marry a black and cheated on his wife with a white.

Is that like..a sin?

SouBeachTalents
11-12-2021, 06:09 PM
He's an uncle tom, a rapist and a cheater. So I guess god had to step in at age 41 huh?

Treated shaq like dirt and great buddys with pau gasol. In his final days gave luka more attention then kawhi or other black players. Can't marry a black and cheated on his wife with a white.
Better than an Uncle Dennis

GrayGoat
11-12-2021, 06:18 PM
Op seems mentally stable

Axe
11-12-2021, 09:56 PM
Kenny has zero life and social skills so he pretended to be a dead basketballer to defend him and now this. Fair play to you mate, you've taken a life full of failure in your stride and you're still pumping out substandard posts. Respect to you.
He's insane af.

8Ball
11-12-2021, 10:51 PM
https://c.tenor.com/WBSt2gcsNVMAAAAM/we-dont-care.gif

Horatio33
11-13-2021, 05:23 PM
He's insane af.

I just hope he finds some self esteem before it's too late.

HBK_Kliq_2
11-13-2021, 05:35 PM
Never kind to him even though he's playing with shaq.

Kawhi wishes he ever played with half the player as prime shaq

ELITEpower23
11-13-2021, 10:59 PM
Breathe. He's still top 15.

ELITEpower23
11-13-2021, 10:59 PM
https://c.tenor.com/WBSt2gcsNVMAAAAM/we-dont-care.gif

:oldlol::roll:

Dr. Lemon
11-14-2021, 01:17 AM
OP seems to be extremely unhinged and mentally unstable (a diagnosis I've unfortunately found rampant on this forum).

I can only pray he seeks out the medical help he so desperately needs.

LAL
11-14-2021, 01:34 AM
OP seems to be extremely unhinged and mentally unstable (a diagnosis I've unfortunately found rampant on this forum).

I can only pray he seeks out the medical help he so desperately needs.

Another loser bronsexual right here. Welcome.

ImKobe
11-14-2021, 10:19 AM
Never kind to him even though he's playing with shaq.

Kawhi wishes he ever played with half the player as prime shaq

Kawhi's played with Tim Duncan and MVPaul George.. He was drafted to a title contender with 3 HOFers lmao. Put Kawhi on garbage teams in his prime and he blows out both his knees before he has a chance to do what Kobe did from 08-10.

ShawkFactory
11-14-2021, 11:01 AM
Another loser bronsexual right here. Welcome.

OPs weirdness has nothing to do with Kobe or Lebron.

ShawkFactory
11-14-2021, 11:03 AM
Kawhi's played with Tim Duncan and MVPaul George.. He was drafted to a title contender with 3 HOFers lmao. Put Kawhi on garbage teams in his prime and he blows out both his knees before he has a chance to do what Kobe did from 08-10.

Yea Kawhi has been a lucky motherfvcker. Literally always been on great teams.

Even Lebron, King of the stacked team, has been on a few iffy ones. Kawhi never once has.

LAL
11-14-2021, 11:08 AM
OPs weirdness has nothing to do with Kobe or Lebron.

You and that new bronsexual poster would've loved OP if he defended lebron like he does Kobe. Has everything to do with Kobe and lebum.

ShawkFactory
11-14-2021, 11:41 AM
You and that new bronsexual poster would've loved OP if he defended lebron like he does Kobe. Has everything to do with Kobe and lebum.

No.

outofstomach
11-14-2021, 12:01 PM
Is that like..a sin?
…yeah? like are you being intentionally ****ing stupid? idiot?

outofstomach
11-14-2021, 12:01 PM
like imagine being a black man in America simping for your white overlords

lower than scum

ShawkFactory
11-14-2021, 12:09 PM
…yeah? like are you being intentionally ****ing stupid? idiot?

Drunk on a Sunday morning?