The teachings of Republican Jesus

[Lakers Legend#32]

Feed only those that look like me and pass a drug test.

Give your money to those who are wealthy and already with privilege.

Blessed shall be those who take away healthcare from the sick and the meek.

If you get hit, hit back harder.

The rich and the powerful shall inherit the earth.

Do not kill unless they really deserve it (and are not white).

Do not giveth them aid, for their country is a shithole.

If they are in need and are strangers, deport them.

Punish those from other nations that seek asylum, take away their children and put them in cages.

Do unto others before they do it to you.

[LAL]

Were you fatherless growing up or did you have a weak father? You post like a woman.

[Lakers Legend#32]

Republican Jesus says: Worship my son Kyle Rittenhouse as you would Donald Trump.

[Patrick Chewing]

Were you fatherless growing up or did you have a weak father? You post like a woman.

His father surely molested him as a child.

[Chick Stern]

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[Lakers Legend#32]

Not a shred of decency or compassion from Republican Jesus' followers.

[Mr. Woke]

Republicans are hypocrites who hate America.

[ThRRR3tardSatan]

"Feed only those that look like me and pass a drug test."



Lmfao.

I'm saving the rest to read later. That's the best opening line in comedy show history.

You must be telling jokes, but if you're actually serious, tons of blacks and mexicans are housed and fed through welfare and food stamps. The slanty eyed yellow people are intelligent and too embarrassed to go on welfare, so they choose to work smarter, not harder.

[ThRRR3tardSatan]

Republicans are hypocrites who hate America.

Nah, we love guns and shooting criminals. What our country was founded on. Republicans are the truest Americans. Go suck off your comrades, fruitcake.

[Mr. Woke]

Nah, we love guns and shooting criminals. What our country was founded on. Republicans are the truest Americans. Go suck off your comrades, fruitcake.

Conservacucks fetishize guns and defend right wing criminals.

Leftists are the only people who truly want America to achieve its full potential. Unfortunately conservacucks want to hold back progress.

You are a fascist cupcake.

[Lakers Legend#32]

GOP Christianity is more the Inquisition and Crusades across Europe and the Middle East Christianity than the feed the poor Christianity.

[Lakers Legend#32]

America was better off before Christianity became a political party.