Know Your Trump Whack Jobs

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1. QANON

Rather than admit that Trump lost in a landslide, these people believe his rants are a secret code, which they alone can decipherer. So far they have not been able to make sense of any of Trump's nutty tirades, but they'll keep on trying.

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2. GRAVEY SEALS (most resembles Chewing AKA Poopsie)

Too fat to actually join the military, these guys love military gear, even if it's hard to find body armor in their advanced size. Willing to die for their country so long as they don't have to walk up any stairs.

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3. INCELS

Sexually frustrated misogynists who both lust after women and hate them at the same time. They suspect that all women everywhere have conspired to keep them from breeding. And looking at them they might be right.