Missing person report - thegoatest - last seen on lakers cruise mayday mayday

[theman93]

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BREAKING NEWS

Last night the 2022 OFFICIAL Lakers Championship Cruise ship sunk off the coast of Oregon approximately 80 miles from the city of Portland. The SOS was received just after midnight EST.

https://c.tenor.com/XqyVyPzxM9gAAAAC/yamato-sinking-ship.gif

We have received confirmation Russell Westbrook is safe as he was not on last night's boarding list but we are still waiting to confirm reports of mass causalities. We are told the next update will come today at 3 PM EST.

A Missing Person Report has also been filed with the FBI. First Mate TheGoatest was last heard from on 1/20/2022 (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?496499-%26%23127936%3B-2022-OFFICIAL-Lakers-Championship-Cruise-%26%23127942%3B/page5). We do however have video confirmation of him desperately attempting to board what was left of one of the ship's remaining life rafts.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/zp8WkEIv9_YOaqgSx0zQI-i75tj2NrRcdELvTTM3xZrntM7V4SvxggLBRLrazlFAaVKrYhjI GT9UHIFCkk1VlhOilZJJsNs-LWM1J8Oqtp4I5Wz08tpRlzEip7XJPwsUR_LPjPYp

If you have any information about his whereabouts please contact your local law enforcement. Thank you.

[nineiron]

hahahaha

[Manny98]

LeFam in shambles :roll:

[2much_knowledge]

We stay losing..

[RogueBorg]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/JmDYCOV89pmWzcpfjt/giphy.gif

BREAKING NEWS

Last night the 2022 OFFICIAL Lakers Championship Cruise ship sunk off the coast of Oregon approximately 80 miles from the city of Portland. The SOS was received just after midnight EST.

https://c.tenor.com/XqyVyPzxM9gAAAAC/yamato-sinking-ship.gif

We have received confirmation Russell Westbrook is safe as he was not on last night's boarding list but we are still waiting to confirm reports of mass causalities. We are told the next update will come today at 3 PM EST.

A Missing Person Report has also been filed with the FBI. First Mate TheGoatest was last heard from on 1/20/2022 (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?496499-%26%23127936%3B-2022-OFFICIAL-Lakers-Championship-Cruise-%26%23127942%3B/page5). We do however have video confirmation of him desperately attempting to board what was left of one of the ship's remaining life rafts.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/zp8WkEIv9_YOaqgSx0zQI-i75tj2NrRcdELvTTM3xZrntM7V4SvxggLBRLrazlFAaVKrYhjI GT9UHIFCkk1VlhOilZJJsNs-LWM1J8Oqtp4I5Wz08tpRlzEip7XJPwsUR_LPjPYp

If you have any information about his whereabouts please contact your local law enforcement. Thank you.

I nominate this as the post of the year. Hilarious.

[theman93]

UPDATE:

In a remarkable turn of events the entire Lakers roster has been marked as safe.

However, the search for TheGoatest continues on. The FBI has asked anyone with any information to please contact their local law enforcement. Authorities have asked all willing individuals to please share the following video across social platforms in order for the public to more easily identify TheGoatest, who again, was last seen frantically trying to board one of the ships remaining life rafts:

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/zp8WkEIv9_YOaqgSx0zQI-i75tj2NrRcdELvTTM3xZrntM7V4SvxggLBRLrazlFAaVKrYhjI GT9UHIFCkk1VlhOilZJJsNs-LWM1J8Oqtp4I5Wz08tpRlzEip7XJPwsUR_LPjPYp

[Spurs m8]

:roll::roll::roll::roll:

[Full Court]

Wait, what happened? Did GoatTits go missing????

[beasted]

This missing case is more addictive than Gabi Petito. Any updates?

[SATAN]

What a desperate attempt at humor. :biggums:

He has posted multiple times.

[Spurs m8]

This missing case is more addictive than Gabi Petito. Any updates?

Still hiding away since Westbrook survived trade deadline.

It's been a rough 3 days for the little guy

His hero was obliterated by Bucks

Lost to lottery Blazers - missed important lay up at end

Couldn't ship off Westbrook

[Full Court]

Still hiding away since Westbrook survived trade deadline.

It's been a rough 3 days for the little guy

His hero was obliterated by Bucks

Lost to lottery Blazers - missed important lay up at end

Couldn't ship off Westbrook

Now he's melting down making threads about how Brony is better than Giannis. :roll:

[theman93]

Now he's melting down making threads about how Brony is better than Giannis. :roll:

We are also hearing similar reports. The FBI has confirmed that the National Guard has been called in for a rescue operation. Early this morning we received a video of his last known whereabouts. It is believed he has washed ashore one of the Channel Islands of California or an island off the West coast of Mexico.

https://c.tenor.com/0yP-5qSBo_sAAAAC/ben-hur-ben-hur-movie.gif

[RogueBorg]

We are also hearing similar reports. The FBI has confirmed that the National Guard has been called in for a rescue operation. Early this morning we received a video of his last known whereabouts. It is believed he has washed ashore one of the Channel Islands of California or an island off the West coast of Mexico.

https://c.tenor.com/0yP-5qSBo_sAAAAC/ben-hur-ben-hur-movie.gif

:roll::applause:

[nineiron]

he may have completely lodged himself into LeRoid's rectum

[Full Court]

he may have completely lodged himself into LeRoid's rectum

:roll:

Well, it's been confirmed that at the very least his head is up there.

[Spurs m8]

We are also hearing similar reports. The FBI has confirmed that the National Guard has been called in for a rescue operation. Early this morning we received a video of his last known whereabouts. It is believed he has washed ashore one of the Channel Islands of California or an island off the West coast of Mexico.

https://c.tenor.com/0yP-5qSBo_sAAAAC/ben-hur-ben-hur-movie.gif

:roll::roll:

[Axe]

Is he still posting under his expansionera dup?

[E_Stamkos]

Don't even know who dude is but f*uck him and his stupid name.

F*uck his dad as well.

[Axe]

Don't even know who dude is but f*uck him and his stupid name.

F*uck his dad as well.
:roll:

[Full Court]

Is he still posting under his expansionera dup?

He's TheCorporation (Constipation).

[Axe]

He's TheCorporation (Constipation).
Nope, that's Slick. Like i said, he flocks outside the main forum at times.

It seems you still really are clueless until now.

[Full Court]

Nope, that's Slick. Like i said, he flocks outside the main forum at times.

It seems you still really are clueless until now.

Nope, you're wrong. Here's proof:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?501307-Why-didn-t-MJ-win-with-a-coach-who-made-the-2nd-round-with-a-14-9-ppg-leading-scorer

He accidentally outed himself.

[Axe]

Nope, you're wrong. Here's proof:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?501307-Why-didn-t-MJ-win-with-a-coach-who-made-the-2nd-round-with-a-14-9-ppg-leading-scorer

He accidentally outed himself.
Lol they're not. They may post similarly but they have different personalities.

[Full Court]

Lol they're not. They may post similarly but they have different personalities.

Dude, that's indisputable proof.

It's not just similar posting, it's him answering under one account thinking it was the other.

But if you disagree, that's cool.

[AirBonner]

Dude, that's indisputable proof.

But if you disagree, that's cool.

Axe is disagreeing to keep his post count up. 34 posts per day lolol

[Axe]

Axe is disagreeing to keep his post count up. 34 posts per day lolol
Says the slacker with three more other accounts itb :oldlol:

Meanwhile, i only have one no matter what you say. ;)

[Axe]

Dude, that's indisputable proof.

It's not just similar posting, it's him answering under one account thinking it was the other.

But if you disagree, that's cool.
Because both are kong stans obviously. And Slick doesn't become enraged so easily unlike the troll under that goatest account.

[Full Court]

Because both are kong stans obviously. And Slick doesn't become enraged so easily unlike the troll under that goatest account.

If you say so.

That's still indisputable proof to me.

[MrFonzworth]

Because both are kong stans obviously. And Slick doesn't become enraged so easily unlike the troll under that goatest account.

Uhh Slick was following me around on 4 different accounts. He becomes enraged very easily.

[Spurs m8]

So Axe always defends bron AND his stans....its fvckign weird

[Full Court]

Uhh Slick was following me around on 4 different accounts. He becomes enraged very easily.

Yeah, no question GoatTits and Constipation are the same person. None at all.

[beasted]

Because both are kong stans obviously. And Slick doesn't become enraged so easily unlike the troll under that goatest account.

I can't understand why posters refuse to simply read. Just read the posts and who posted them. Seriously! Just read it!