patrick poopsie could get married soon

[Jasper]

Sarah is now available :


Todd Emailed Her Asking for a Divorce
After 31 years together, Todd was the one who asked Sarah for a divorce. He allegedly couldn't find the energy to approach the topic in person, and resorted to sending her an email requested their legal separation.

poopsie and palin = just right

[warriorfan]

LoJ

[Patrick Chewing]

If we all didn't know that Jasper was an 80 year old geriatric in a wheelchair, you would think he had a severe learning disability with his inability to properly create a thread and form a coherent thought.

[Jasper]

If we all didn't know that Jasper was an 80 year old geriatric in a wheelchair, you would think he had a severe learning disability with his inability to properly create a thread and form a coherent thought.

poopsie pizzed cause I was in first.
Admitted it poopsie you love Sarah , both of you could have lasting conversations of who is more stupid !!!

[Axe]

:roll:

[ArbitraryWater]

OP, you got issues.


Sort this shit out.

[Patrick Chewing]

I'm 40 and still young enough to date Jasper's granddaughter. Hope she has all her teeth.

[Jasper]

I'm 40 and still young enough to date Jasper's granddaughter. Hope she has all her teeth.

40 and still a racist and ped ... my word what is our country coming to ....

[Patrick Chewing]

40 and still a racist and ped ... my word what is our country coming to ....

Oh I'm racist? I'm not the one named Jasper. :roll:

[Jasper]

Oh I'm racist? I'm not the one named Jasper. :roll:

at least I am not referred to as poopsie :roll:

[Lakers Legend#32]

at least I am not referred to as poopsie :roll:

Poopsie is kinda effeminate for Mama Grizzly.

[highwhey]

he is 50 years old and a virgin

[Lakers Legend#32]

That would be Poopsie's, what, 4th, 5th marriage?

[Gohan]

I'm 40 and still young enough to date Jasper's granddaughter. Hope she has all her teeth.

Tell me youre married

[Patrick Chewing]

Tell me youre married

Divorced. Marriage is for suckers.

[highwhey]

Tell me youre married
He’s divorced and still a virgin.

[Patrick Chewing]

He’s divorced and still a virgin.

Why are you so envious of me? It's not a good look.

[highwhey]

Why are you so envious of me? It's not a good look.
Why would I be envious of a 45 year old virgin? You ooze small d1ck energy as well, so again, what exactly is there to be envious of? Nada, there is nada.

[Patrick Chewing]

No matter how much you follow me and try to emulate me, I can't help it that you have chubby cheeks and a micro ***** which is being covered by your belly. You have to make the necessary changes. Maybe there's a fat white girl out there that you can get with who can see past the grotesque and appreciate you for your mind which isn't much considering.

[highwhey]

i guarantee you if we walk into any club or bar, i'm leaving with a far hotter girl than you fatrick.

[Patrick Chewing]

i guarantee you if we walk into any club or bar, i'm leaving with a far hotter girl than you fatrick.

Depends on how much you pay them.

[highwhey]

sounds like you're projecting. if i had zero charisma, i'd probably think i need to pay women as well.

[Lakers Legend#32]

Divorced. Marriage is for suckers.

Conservative marriage = Divorce.

See Palin, Trump, Gingrich, Rush, Don Jr, Reagan, Rudy, Poopsie.

All God fearing, family values Republicans destroying the sanctity of marriage with divorce.

[Lakers Legend#32]

Divorced. Marriage is for suckers.

Says the guy who failed at marriage.

[Axe]

Why would I be envious of a 45 year old virgin? You ooze small d1ck energy as well, so again, what exactly is there to be envious of? Nada, there is nada.
:roll:

[Jasper]

hey hey ... this is not a thread to spit at Patrick .. :confusedshrug:

OP was to assist Patrick that Palin was now available ... and I thought they would be a good match. :cheers:

[Patrick Chewing]

Says the guy who failed at marriage.

Forget to log in to your alt?? :roll::roll::roll:

[MrFonzworth]

Forget to log in to your alt?? :roll::roll:

:roll::lol:roll:

[Lakers Legend#32]

Forget to log in to your alt?? :roll::roll::roll:

Poopsie lied in front of God when he took his wedding vows.

[Patrick Chewing]

Poopsie lied in front of God when he took his wedding vows.


So fess up son. Which other lame ass poster are you? You done got caught!


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[Lakers Legend#32]

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Poopsie when he told his ex-wife he would love, honor and cherish her for life.