ISH Brawl, who would you go for first?

[highwhey]

You already know who i'm knocking out first, he's 350lbs from new york wears XXXL jerseys.

what about you?


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[jstern]

I'm too much of a nice guy to want to hit any ISH members.

I guess I would react if I saw someone attack Walk on Water. He's such a benign fellow that it would just break my heart.

I would also feel kind of bad for RRR3 because not even a gun would save him from all the bodies. Not enough bullets. Maybe I would step in to help him too, but more like, "Guys, guys, enough, enough."

[Norcaliblunt]

This place is a brawl.

Honestly all the textual abuse we throw each other is probably worse for us in the long run then actually duking it out.

[Axe]

Imma knock the shit out of phagg0ts like spurs m8, Full Court and that puppy Baller789. Those scumbags are spilling too much blood in the main forum.

[ArbitraryWater]

im a peaceful guy. complete non-fighter.

but 100% snivelm8

[MrFonzworth]

I'm bulldogging Theconstipation out of his wheelchair then telescoping his spine. 5 bran stans down at once.

[SATAN]

I would rather have a beer with anyone here. Full Court could def catch a beer bottle to the skull though.

[diamenz]

not sure, but there's definitely some candidates here worth stabbing.

[Jasper]

no doubt if I was ever in NY I would look up Patrick and have a beer ,, we would probably laugh our asses off.
This forum or at least me , banter is good for the sole.

[highwhey]

im a peaceful guy. complete non-fighter.

but 100% snivelm8

:lol he seems to be one of the first ones that would go out.

[highwhey]

not sure, but there's definitely some candidates here worth stabbing.

:roll:

[Wally450]

I'd grab a drink and just watch from 20 feet away.

[Patrick Chewing]

I'm surprised OP would want to cross me first. He feels threatened by me I suppose. It's your funeral, Juan. You truly think the nerds you cozy up to in here are going to be around long enough to back you up? It's lights out for you if we ever rumbled.

[Gohan]

Im putting them hands on southbeachtalents first

[bison]

i would go after the pedos.

[TheCorporation]

At first I'd feel bad for picking on a lesser individual like Mr. Alaskan FonzWorthless, but then again it'd likely be deemed remiss of me to not purge and purify society from these lowlife, worthless types.

Sorry Fonzcuck, your number is up and unless you can bench 350 like me you're probably in trouble. RIP to the original Wheels, Mr. Fonzcuck.

[MrFonzworth]

At first I'd feel bad for picking on a lesser individual like Mr. Alaskan FonzWorthless, but then again it'd likely be deemed remiss of me to not purge and purify society from these lowlife, worthless types.

Sorry Fonzcuck, your number is up and unless you can bench 350 like me you're probably in trouble. RIP to the original Wheels, Mr. Fonzcuck.

Cringe. You're confusing bench press with your wheelchair weight capacity

[TheMan]

Cringe. You're confusing bench press with your wheelchair weight capacity

:oldlol:

[Gohan]

Cringe. You're confusing bench press with your wheelchair weight capacity

Damn, cold world lol

[warriorfan]

Cringe. You're confusing bench press with your wheelchair weight capacity

:roll:

[Proctor]

At first I'd feel bad for picking on a lesser individual like Mr. Alaskan FonzWorthless, but then again it'd likely be deemed remiss of me to not purge and purify society from these lowlife, worthless types.

Sorry Fonzcuck, your number is up and unless you can bench 350 like me you're probably in trouble. RIP to the original Wheels, Mr. Fonzcuck.
Don't get me wrong, I'd knock around Fonzworthless myself but it seems he owns your life right now :oldlol:

[jstern]

I like Mr. Fonzworth, and The Corporation is my favorite Wheels alt. So I don't like this fighting that's going on between the two of them. Hopefully they can come to some sort of peace.

I mean, Highwhey makes this thread talking about knocking out Patrick Chewing, and Patrick Chewing has talked about harpooning Highwhey for his oil. And I'm sure there's no love there. Yet it doesn't feel as serious as this Mr. Fonzworth vs The Corporation drama. It sounds like those are things that would happen if Fonzworth and the Corporation were in the same room.

[TheCorporation]

Cringe. You're confusing bench press with your wheelchair weight capacity

I'd crush your fake Asian weak ass into oblivion and you'd love me for it like a good stockholm syndromed twink.

[MrFonzworth]

I like Mr. Fonzworth, and The Corporation is my favorite Wheels alt. So I don't like this fighting that's going on between the two of them. Hopefully they can come to some sort of peace.

I mean, Highwhey makes this thread talking about knocking out Patrick Chewing, and Patrick Chewing has talked about harpooning Highwhey for his oil. And I'm sure there's no love there. Yet it doesn't feel as serious as this Mr. Fonzworth vs The Corporation drama. It sounds like those are things that would happen if Fonzworth and the Corporation were in the same room.


It's because he's just a weird dude. He didn't pick up on the obvious comedic theme of the thread and wrote some Edgar Allen Poe shit


At first I'd feel bad for picking on a lesser individual like Mr. Alaskan FonzWorthless, but then again it'd likely be deemed remiss of me to not purge and purify society from these lowlife, worthless types.


Weirdo actually fantasizes about fighting me and it's hilarious