One of the worst things about getting older

[Hey Yo]

Is the increase of funerals you have to attend.

[Axe]

Condolences op

[SATAN]

It's all a giant scam. I wish more people would actually celebrate the act of passing through life instead of the massively depressing religion stained shit we are expected to attend. Have already told all my close friends and my sibling that I don't want a funeral at all. Burn me or something and do whatever the hell you want. Deal with it however. Or don't. I would rather people get drunk and celebrate I got the **** outta this strange place without losing my marbles than sit in a cold echoed room listening to written speeches about what the hell I mean to anyone. No one gives a ****. You can put that shit in a diary without having to put on a brave face for everyone and pay ridiculous fees for a room to use and a hole to throw a corpse into. You can **** those black suits off also.

Hunter S Thompson had the right idea. Not the one that posted here, obviously.

[Airupthere]

Different circumstances per person. Not every loss is going to be easy to take for us to want everyone to just celebrate.

Anyway, my condolences OP for your loss.

[fsvr54]

The worst thing about getting older is declining athleticism and longer recovery times. I wish I could be athletic and fresh-legged until 100.

I have all the skill to wreck youngins on the court but my body doesn't cooperate half the time.

[AKA_AAP]

It's all a giant scam. I wish more people would actually celebrate the act of passing through life instead of the massively depressing religion stained shit we are expected to attend. Have already told all my close friends and my sibling that I don't want a funeral at all. Burn me or something and do whatever the hell you want. Deal with it however. Or don't. I would rather people get drunk and celebrate I got the **** outta this strange place without losing my marbles than sit in a cold echoed room listening to written speeches about what the hell I mean to anyone. No one gives a ****. You can put that shit in a diary without having to put on a brave face for everyone and pay ridiculous fees for a room to use and a hole to throw a corpse into. You can **** those black suits off also.

Hunter S Thompson had the right idea. Not the one that posted here, obviously.

"existence is pain"

[Norcaliblunt]

You don’t have to attend a funeral. The more correct thing to say is, “One of the worst things about getting old is more people you know die”.

And how many people you think that say, “I’m sorry for your loss” or “you’re in my prayers” are actually sorry and do pray for you?

[Chick Stern]

OP is missing the opportunities

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[HylianNightmare]

The worst thing about getting older is declining athleticism and longer recovery times. I wish I could be athletic and fresh-legged until 100.

I have all the skill to wreck youngins on the court but my body doesn't cooperate half the time.

It's the worst