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Westbrook_Fan
04-05-2022, 04:56 PM
Forget about 37 year old Kobe/Jordan, could ANY version of them lead a team to the playoffs at Center? (Assuming no other Rim protectors/ rebounders in the starting lineup).

SouBeachTalents
04-05-2022, 05:04 PM
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WhiteKyrie
04-05-2022, 05:04 PM
I thought LeBron defended and played all 5 positions? :roll:

ImKobe
04-05-2022, 05:05 PM
In today's NBA? Sure.

Westbrook_Fan
04-05-2022, 05:07 PM
In today's NBA? Sure.


A prime Kobe only won 16 games in 2016 playing his natural position of SG

So how the hell does he make the playoffs playing Center? :oldlol:

RogueBorg
04-05-2022, 05:18 PM
Forget about 37 year old Kobe/Jordan, could ANY version of them lead a team to the playoffs at Center? (Assuming no other Rim protectors/ rebounders in the starting lineup).

What kinda stupid @$$ question is that? Why in the world would you want them to play center? Lebron playing center is a fail move. If your starting center is playing 38 minutes/game and giving you 8 rebounds/game he sucks, no wonder he's not making the playoffs. Just stick to keeping up with your parole hearings and passing your drug tests, you'll get there one day kid.

Fail thread

ImKobe
04-05-2022, 05:33 PM
A prime Kobe only won 16 games in 2016 playing his natural position of SG

So how the hell does he make the playoffs playing Center? :oldlol:

We have plenty of undersized Centers & teams playing small ball and still winning games. Raptors are a prime example of this. Rockets played PJ Tucker (6-5, 34 years old at the time) at Center and were a 4th seed in 2020, and Westbrook was on that team and thrived next to Harden.

Westbrook_Fan
04-06-2022, 12:26 AM
bump

2much_knowledge
04-06-2022, 12:28 AM
Dude, crying about kobe and jordan wont help your team win. Stop making stupid thread and go watch the game

Baller789
04-06-2022, 02:52 AM
OP just made this alt account just to make dumb troll threads.

Expect him to make another one soon.

John_Connor
04-06-2022, 02:53 AM
could lebron even play center during kobe or MJs eras and not this positionless basketball era with 6'7 centers

Baller789
04-06-2022, 02:57 AM
could lebron even play center during kobe or MJs eras and not this positionless basketball era with 6'7 centers

Imagine Lebron trying to defend Shaq in the post.

:lol

Spurs m8
04-06-2022, 03:44 AM
Is this as good as OP can come up with?

Cry harder, little boy, we are all laughing at you

Johnny32
04-06-2022, 06:04 AM
neither would last a gm playing center. both were weak as shit post defenders.

ImKobe
04-06-2022, 07:42 AM
neither would last a gm playing center. both were weak as shit post defenders.

Ok? How many teams are going to post them up routinely? How many post-ups do you think the teams are running in today's league?

PeroAntic
04-06-2022, 11:06 AM
So op's argument is since Lebron is taller, hes better? lol

Airupthere
04-06-2022, 11:21 AM
Branstans are the worst. No other fanbase has complete disrespect for everything else about the sport.

Bronbron23
04-06-2022, 05:24 PM
Forget about 37 year old Kobe/Jordan, could ANY version of them lead a team to the playoffs at Center? (Assuming no other Rim protectors/ rebounders in the starting lineup).

No but they wouldn't have been dumb enough to think they could. They also would of been smart enough to convince the front office to trade for a decent back up big knowing ad isn't reliable. Bron on the other hand believes his own hype and actually think he can play 1-5 and win that way. This has always been one of the biggest lies bron stans tell. Brons a terrible 5 and not much better of a 4. He's not big enough to handle the better bigs. Other than He's a great point gaurd, ok 2 gaurd and great small foward.