why I don't miss working

[John_Connor]

1. the alarm clock. every day hearing that same song or buzzer is literally a kill me moment

2. that extra cold morning air inside when getting in and out of the shower. then going outside and feeling that damp quiet bird chirping foggy bullshit atmosphere

3. having no time to jack off and having to do it into the sink in your work or restaurant bathrooms cause your prostate is about to explode

4. seeing your boss every day and hearing his life's problems and him trying to make a case for it all being your fault

5. being reminded of the same shit you heard a million times over

6. seeing the same stupid ****s every day and having to come up with new shit to talk about to pass the time

7. spending an hours pay on lunch because packing a lunch is woman's work

8. making shit money for wasting 70% of your life away. basically just enough to live and get by

9. being too tired to do anything after work and your feet being swollen and numb

10. catching every disease interacting with dozens or hundreds of people each day

11. being consumed with trying to have sex with every women that you work with. then realizing it wasn't worth it after you break up or get in a fight and go into a silent mode that lasts for months until one of you quits.

12. constantly having more and more responsibilities when your wage only increases at most a dollar an hour.

13. not being able to take sick days without possibly losing shifts because you can't tough it out

14. having cameras on your every move and being stalked by some creep in front of a computer.

15. being asked to do overtime when in reality it's an order cause if you say no too many times youl get fired

16. having to risk life and limb for some tasks and fixing/clean up duties. always facing the possibility of getting robbed and murdered.

17. dealing with drunk people and kids

18. always spending every dime you make no matter how much you make or how much you work you will never have the will power to save for the future. so taking on more responsibility and hours and tougher jobs really just means you're gonna buy more useless shit. and what you can never buy is that time you wasted back later in life. the realizing that you should have worked the bare minimum with the least amount of responsibility and enjoyed your spare time more because freedom is priceless


I'm so glad I never have to do any of that shit again


https://youtu.be/4s5yHUpumkY


https://youtu.be/zmA9alm-Pik

https://i.ibb.co/J7VGRxt/vomit-jim-carrey.gif

[MrFonzworth]

https://youtu.be/dctsAsvRLA0

[John_Connor]

almost forgot about the ice covered car in the morning during the winter


https://youtu.be/OQt9l34MVug

[Axe]

You've changed your avy thrice in a span of two days, why is that kenny?

[John_Connor]

You've changed your avy thrice in a span of two days, why is that kenny?

the comedy of current Edward furlongs appearance wears off quickly and it just makes my stomach upset after a while

[warriorfan]

Op being more of a whiner than LeBron right now

[JohnnySic]

Working in an office sucks ass. For many reasons in addition to ones listed above.

Working from home rules though. Especially since I can get my workload done in 1-2 hours and then I'm just chillin'.

[SouBeachTalents]

Working in an office sucks ass. For many reasons in addition to ones listed above.

Working from home rules though. Especially since I can get my workload done in 1-2 hours and then I'm just chillin'.
Word. That was by far the best outcome from the pandemic, employers finally realized that having employees work in the office 9-5 M-F like we did before we had computers was extremely antiquated and unnecessary.

[Off the Court]

Word. That was by far the best outcome from the pandemic, employers finally realized that having employees work in the office 9-5 M-F like we did before we had computers was extremely antiquated and unnecessary.
JohnnyHick spends his entire work day "chillin" in here. So maybe it wasn't as unnecessary as many like to think.

[John_Connor]

Working in an office sucks ass. For many reasons in addition to ones listed above.

Working from home rules though. Especially since I can get my workload done in 1-2 hours and then I'm just chillin'.

that's not work. if it is then I still work lmao. I'm always on the internet making money from my computer.

[Phoenix]

I spent the last decade in office jobs. Moved countries in 2019, came back home because my wife wanted to be closer to family with the 2020 existential crisis, and I'm now into car detailing, a complete 180 and I love just interacting with one client and a car. Dat it. No catty females, gossip, micromanagement, passive aggressive sociopath colleagues LED lights overhead draining your energy, asking for vacation time. **** the corporate office bullshit.

[John_Connor]

I spent the last decade in office jobs. Moved countries in 2019, came back home because my wife wanted to be closer to family with the 2020 existential crisis, and I'm now into car detailing, a complete 180 and I love just interacting with one client and a car. Dat it. No catty females, gossip, micromanagement, passive aggressive sociopath colleagues LED lights overhead draining your energy, asking for vacation time. **** the corporate office bullshit.

so you clean people's cars for a living lol. probly way less bullshit to deal with but damn dude. you need some money? I can send you a few bucks

[Phoenix]

so you clean people's cars for a living lol. probly way less bullshit to deal with but damn dude. you need some money? I can send you a few bucks

I'm mortgage free, child free, have two rental units, and comfortably 6 figures in the bank. Someone who's on here with an alter ego asking for money to send their daughter doesn't need to be puffing out their chest. Trust me, 'cleaning cars' as you tried to downplay it is fukk-around money for me so I don't have to hear my wife nagging about sitting around the house playing Xbox and talking to idiots all day on message boards.

When you've spent 20 years working in Government and the private sector dealing with some of the bullshit I've had over the years, you'll understand why a simple job away from that is all you need when most of my income is passive off real estate.

[highwhey]

I don’t think working misses u either OP

[John_Connor]

I'm mortgage free, child free, have two rental units, and comfortably 6 figures in the bank. Someone who's on here with an alter ego asking for money to send their daughter doesn't need to be puffing out their chest. Trust me, 'cleaning cars' as you tried to downplay it is fukk-around money for me so I don't have to hear my wife nagging about sitting around the house playing Xbox and talking to idiots all day on message boards.

When you've spent 20 years working in Government and the private sector dealing with some of the bullshit I've had over the years, you'll understand why a simple job away from that is all you need when most of my income is passive off real estate.

lol that wasn't my daughter. I took that dna test remember. and I have 7 figures in my name. multiples of that actually. just my card collection is probly worth 6 figures. if you clean cars for fun then go right ahead. are you brown. just windering

[John_Connor]

I don’t think working misses u either OP


https://youtu.be/zwqNG3TD3a0

[Phoenix]

lol that wasn't my daughter. I took that dna test remember. and I have 7 figures in my name. multiples of that actually. just my card collection is probly worth 6 figures. if you clean cars for fun then go right ahead. are you brown. just windering

Nothing either of us brags about is worth shit, it's an internet message board. Are you a crack*, just windering

[hiphopanonymous]

Main character confidence

Background extra role

Interesting combo

[John_Connor]

Nothing either of us brags about is worth shit, it's an internet message board. Are you a crack*, just windering

a cracker? no. I'm a scottish highlander who's family immigrated to nova scotia Canada.

a cracker is a slave owner that cracked their property with whips. which isn't really an insult. it's like calling someone master

[Phoenix]

a cracker? no. I'm a scottish highlander who's family immigrated to nova scotia Canada.

a cracker is a slave owner that cracked their property with whips. which isn't really an insult. it's like calling someone master

I called you crack*, not cracker. The former is white trash from somewhere in the boondocks.

[John_Connor]

I called you crack*, not cracker. The former is white trash from somewhere in the boondocks.

I'm not familiar with that term. crack means crack cocaine where I come from. is the asterisk meant to be a censor for something? that's why I thought it meant cracker


crack pot? isn't that some crazy old lady from the 1950s

[Phoenix]

I'm not familiar with that term.

Of course you aren't. Nobody would ever mistake you for being remotely educated. Anyways, this little exchange has been exhilarating but I've crossed into boredom fairly quickly.

[tpols]

that's not work. if it is then I still work lmao. I'm always on the internet making money from my computer.

Since the pandemic that pretty much is work. Unless you were working at McDonalds.

[tpols]

a cracker? no. I'm a scottish highlander who's family immigrated to nova scotia Canada.

a cracker is a slave owner that cracked their property with whips. which isn't really an insult. it's like calling someone master

Cracker culture really refers to people from the northern British isles lol. There was a dichotomy in the UK where down south, by London, people were more posh and elegant. As you went north it became much more rowdy. Southern USA rednecks all came from northern England and modern day Scotland. There s a book called cracker culture that shows they already spoke in the broken English that most southerners today speak in like saying y'all and ain't in every other sentence.

[John_Connor]

Of course you aren't. Nobody would ever mistake you for being remotely educated. Anyways, this little exchange has been exhilarating but I've crossed into boredom fairly quickly.

there's no definition anywhere for the word crack the way you perceive it. not even on urban dictionary

[aj1987]

Word. That was by far the best outcome from the pandemic, employers finally realized that having employees work in the office 9-5 M-F like we did before we had computers was extremely antiquated and unnecessary.

I have businesses in multiple industries. I would still want most of my employees to clock in. I've specifically seen employees half ass it in IT related jobs, 'cause they've taken up 2/3 contracts at the same time. One of the reasons why I'm a proponent of automation and AI.

As for the OP, you're a lazy freeloader, who's satisfied with mediocrity. No wonder you're a Brickbe stan.

[John_Connor]

Cracker culture really refers to people from the northern British isles lol. There was a dichotomy in the UK where down south, by London, people were more posh and elegant. As you went north it became much more rowdy. Southern USA rednecks all came from northern England and modern day Scotland. There s a book called cracker culture that shows they already spoke in the broken English that most southerners today speak in like saying y'all and ain't in every other sentence.

https://i.ibb.co/5LHFctS/Screenshot-20220406-192623-Gallery.jpg


I think what you're referring to is white trash inbred hicks. cracker is completely separate from that. it's more of a plantation slang

[Phoenix]

there's no definition anywhere for the word crack the way you perceive it. not even on urban dictionary

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_(term)#:~:text=Cracker%2C%20sometimes%20wh ite%20cracker%20or,in%20the%20Southern%20United%20 States.

"Cracker, sometimes white cracker or crack*, is a racial epithet directed towards white people,[1][2][3] used especially with regard to poor rural whites in the Southern United States."

Trust me Kenny, nobody is using that term towards you with any sense of master/slave reverence.

[John_Connor]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_(term)#:~:text=Cracker%2C%20sometimes%20wh ite%20cracker%20or,in%20the%20Southern%20United%20 States.

"Cracker, sometimes white cracker or crack*, is a racial epithet directed towards white people,[1][2][3] used especially with regard to poor rural whites in the Southern United States."

Trust me Kenny, nobody is using that term towards you with any sense of master/slave reverence.

what's the asterisk for though. like I said it just looks like the work cracker but censored for online. do you say an audible "censor/asterisk" or bleep yourself while saying it I don't get it


bit it's tied to the word Cracker obviously. that's what I said originally and you said it's white trash from the boondocks

which makes no sense cause Cracker is a plantation slave owner

[Phoenix]

what's the asterisk for though. like I said it just looks like the work cracker but censored for online. do you say an audible "censor/asterisk" or bleep yourself while saying it I don't get it


bit it's tied to the word Cracker obviously. that's what I said originally and you said it's white trash from the boondocks

which makes no sense cause Cracker is a plantation slave owner

For some reason I thought the word was censored here.

CRACKA. Shit, that was easy.

It's tied to the word Cracker but on the flip side, it denotes poor white trash, not elitist slaveowners.

[John_Connor]

For some reason I thought the word was censored here.

CRACKA. Shit, that was easy.

cracka is just the way black people pronounce cracker. it's not a different meaning. well for some it is because a lot of those people aren't educated and think the word relates to food

[Phoenix]

cracka is just the way black people pronounce cracker. it's not a different meaning. well for some it is because a lot of those people aren't educated and think the word relates to food

I gave you the meaning for it, on the same website you used to dig up the meaning for 'cracker'. Spin it however you want. I know you like running topics into the ground, but this isn't an all-nighter conversation.

[John_Connor]

I gave you the meaning for it, on the same website you used to dig up the meaning for 'cracker'. Spin it however you want. I know you like running topics into the ground, but this isn't an all-nighter conversation.

white people used to refer to themselves as crackers. like I said it was never meant as an insult. it just means you come from a lineage of slave owners and plantation owners/colonizers


https://youtu.be/RAVBz_nY7PU

1:20

[Phoenix]

white people used to refer to themselves as crackers. like I said it was never meant as an insult. it just means you come from a lineage of slave owners and plantation owners/colonizers


https://youtu.be/RAVBz_nY7PU

1:20

Alternatively calling you an inbred hick a half page back instead of cracka is ultimately where we're at here , but if you'd like to spend the evening thinking you're arguing something meaningful, as always......do you.

[John_Connor]

Alternatively calling you an inbred hick a half page back instead of cracka is ultimately where we're at here , but if you'd like to spend the evening thinking you're arguing something meaningful, as always......do you.

I already said I'm a scottish highlander and my family immigrated to nova scotia Canada.

my lineage never stepped foot in southern redneck states.


would be like calling a rich black French Canadian from Haiti a good for nothing lazy BLM liberal hoodrat

it's a completely different kind of person that just so happens to share a similar skin color

[Phoenix]

I already said I'm a scottish highlander and my family immigrated to nova scotia Canada.

my lineage never stepped foot in southern redneck states.




Good for you. You said this on the internet under complete anonymity, so the conditions are perfect to take everything you claim as absolute. My dick is 12 inches soft and your mother says she feels it up in her chest. That's kind of how this works.

[John_Connor]

Good for you. You said this on the internet under complete anonymity, so the conditions are perfect to take everything you claim as absolute. My dick is 12 inches soft and your mother says she feels it up in her chest. That's kind of how this works.

I posted it on here a while ago

https://i.ibb.co/rFV5dhd/Screenshot-20220406-203246-Gallery.jpg

[Phoenix]

Even if that's not just some random picture taken from wherever.....that doesn't preclude you from being an inbred. Unfortunately individuals twisted enough to impersonate Kobe Bryant's spirit lack a certain credibility with....well just about anything.

[John_Connor]

Even if that's not just some random picture taken from wherever.....that doesn't preclude you from being an inbred. Unfortunately individuals twisted enough to impersonate Kobe Bryant's spirit lack a certain credibility with....well just about anything.

well that's just silly. then everyone's inbred until proven otherwise? you would have to hold yourself to that same standard. it's like a feminist accusing all men of being rapists. it's lazy low IQ insults

[Phoenix]

well that's just silly. then everyone's inbred until proven otherwise? you would have to hold yourself to that same standard. it's like a feminist accusing all men of being rapists. it's lazy low IQ insults

There's enough evidence just looking at your bizarre post history. No-one born under normal conditions conducts themselves as you do, even if it's an act. Inbreeding at least is a plausible explanation.

[1987_Lakers]

Working can be very beneficial if you enjoy what you do, especially for people who don't have much hobbies. The trick is finding the right balance between work and free time. Also regular exercise is a key to one's mental health, people know the physical benefits, but you would be surprised at the mental benefits you can get from it as well.

Us humans were made to be active, we have the capacity to build up our endurance in a way horses can't, I used to jog 5 miles a day and still have plenty of energy afterwards, in fact I always feel more energized after a good workout. Now I mostly do burpies, mountain climbers, planks, jumping jacks on repeat for about 50 minutes a day, with only a 10 sec break in between.

I don't think I've ever met a happy human who just sits around all day doing nothing, no work, no exercise etc. That is a recipe for disaster.

[John_Connor]

There's enough evidence just looking at your bizarre post history. No-one born under normal conditions conducts themselves as you do, even if it's an act. Inbreeding at least is a plausible explanation.

sorry I've never seen a scientific study done that concluded a hypothesis that trolling message boards equates to inbred genetics

can you provide a link to that

[Phoenix]

sorry I've never seen a scientific study done that concluded a hypothesis that trolling message boards equates to inbred genetics

can you provide a link to that

I never said there was, but what's your theory on anonymous people masquerading as dead NBA players?

[John_Connor]

Working can be very beneficial if you enjoy what you do, especially for people who don't have much hobbies. The trick is finding the right balance between work and free time. Also regular exercise is a key to one's mental health, people know the physical benefits, but you would be surprised at the mental benefits you can get from it as well.

Us humans were made to be active, we have the capacity to build up our endurance in a way horses can't, I used to jog 5 miles a day and still have plenty of energy afterwards, in fact I always feel more energized after a good workout. Now I mostly do burpies, mountain climbers, planks, jumping jacks on repeat for about 50 minutes a day, with only a 10 sec break in between.

I don't think I've ever met a happy human who just sits around all day doing nothing, no work, no exercise etc. That is a recipe for disaster.

my grandfather loved working. when he wasn't working he would work in his garden or garage. and when not doing those things he would sit on the couch sleeping. all he ever really enjoyed doing in his down time was checking his stocks. for people like that it's good to work but if you have a multitude of interests/friends/hobbies/passions then work is a slow death

only 1% of people have jobs they enjoy or lives that are so dull they have to work just to have any purpose.

it all depends what kind of person you are. some people are mamas boys and just wanna impress a woman. it's a sad life but it's what they're into so go ahead

[John_Connor]

I never said there was, but what's your theory on anonymous people masquerading as dead NBA players?

solid gimmick. the fact that it's still talked about means it worked

[highwhey]

There's enough evidence just looking at your bizarre post history. No-one born under normal conditions conducts themselves as you do, even if it's an act. Inbreeding at least is a plausible explanation.

funny how several of us have arrived at the same conclusion independently :roll:

[Phoenix]

solid gimmick. the fact that it's still talked about means it worked

Whatever helps your day pass.

[John_Connor]

Whatever helps your day pass.

so you think me posting as kobe bryant is weighing on my conscience? I'm agnostic

kobes bones are in a garbage bag 6 feet under. I ain't afraid of no ghost


https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE

[Jasper]

op doesn't like work , quit and is only 18 !

[Phoenix]

so you think me posting as kobe bryant is weighing on my conscience?

You'd need a conscience to weigh on, hence the issue.

[John_Connor]

op doesn't like work , quit and is only 18 !


https://youtu.be/bzc0vKOmwT0

[John_Connor]

You'd need a conscience to weigh on, hence the issue.

I'm conscious of the living. the dead are irrelevant. step into the 21st century. I bet you like vampire/zombie shows

[SouBeachTalents]

my grandfather loved working. when he wasn't working he would work in his garden or garage. and when not doing those things he would sit on the couch sleeping. all he ever really enjoyed doing in his down time was checking his stocks. for people like that it's good to work but if you have a multitude of interests/friends/hobbies/passions then work is a slow death

only 1% of people have jobs they enjoy or lives that are so dull they have to work just to have any purpose.

it all depends what kind of person you are. some people are mamas boys and just wanna impress a woman. it's a sad life but it's what they're into so go ahead
But you don't have any of these either.

[John_Connor]

But you don't have any of these either.

gaming with an extensive collection of games for ps5, ,ps4, ps3, ps2, gamecube, switch, wii, n64, neo geo, nes, snes, genesis and arcade

playing golf with friends

playing and watching basketball

watching baseball

watching football

playing poker with friends

watching ufc and training kickboxing/bjj with friends

watching boxing

hosting get togethers for them and other sports

exercising daily

collecting graded sports cards and other high end stuff. constantly researching and watching eBay auctions

science and technology, documentaries

psychology and podcasts with jordan peterson and others

politics and news

movies and collecting blurays/old rare dvds

watching aew and old wwe/wcw, listening to podcasts

debating

trolling (mostly here. but also on worldstar, ebaums, Twitter, Instagram) .. so far I've had heated conversations with goldberg, kevin owens, raven, Paris jackson, gwen steffani, the ukulele girl from America's got talent. the blonde from "the boyz" on Amazon prime, Jim Cornette, and possibly millie bobby brown

playing pool at the bar

bbqing with friends

going to the beach

and since the covid restrictions were all dropped im actually giving dating more of a chance again

and for a long time I was a video editor and started getting the itch to create more original YouTube videos again


I'm always doing something. only during the lockdowns for a year was my routine interrupted.

[Charlie Sheen]

Don't kid yourself. You use this website to fill the empty space in your dwindling social life. If it wasn't for work, I don't know how I'd go about making new friends as I get older. It gets harder each year.

[John_Connor]

Don't kid yourself. You use this website to fill the empty space in your dwindling social life. If it wasn't for work, I don't know how I'd go about making new friends as I get older. It gets harder each year.

I literally try to get banned every day lol. there is some truth to what you say though. I post online to keep my get togethers fresh. If I sent every opinion and piece of content to my friends every day then I would have nothing saved for when we all got together. I save personal stories as well. it's all content that makes good conversation. for like the past 5 years I've been bookmarking shit on my laptop that I find interesting or funny or disgusting and after bbqing, gaming, going to the beach if we all end up too drunk to move I'll put on the laptop and run through all the shit I saved.

when I'm in the car picking people up at the mall or driving them to the train station or sitting at the beach il bring up funny shit or controversial subjects. I'm always the center of attention and have the chill zone so I'm responsible for entertaining people. I have 10 grand invested in multi-player games from every system. I have every channel and ppv. I'm the only one with a car most of the time and always responsible for planning everything. I also don't like being overwhelming with my friends. I let them message me first for most of them. especially women.


so you could say ISH to me is like a trash can or a toilet for my overflow. that or I use you to bounce ideas off of/jokes/videos/discussions. you're like a test audience.

[GimmeThat]

OP shits his pants at the idea that others don't agree with him, mainly due to the fact that his IQ is so low that he can't tell others been doing the same thing all along, and he never will, he'll even admit that his social interaction doesnt often involve being constructive other than expressing emotion.

he gets into the big league, only get eaten and chewed by being told "yea, no ****ing way huh". and he'll even admit when he goes to the minors its the only time others go "wow"

if your idea for all of this being okay, is you literally trying to get get banned everyday, how is it anyone's fault that we feed you shit after you shit your pants

[John_Connor]

OP shits his pants at the idea that others don't agree with him, mainly due to the fact that his IQ is so low that he can't tell others been doing the same thing all along, and he never will, he'll even admit that his social interaction doesnt often involve being constructive other than expressing emotion.

he gets into the big league, only get eaten and chewed by being told "yea, no ****ing way huh". and he'll even admit when he goes to the minors its the only time others go "wow"

if your idea for all of this being okay, is you literally trying to get get banned everyday, how is it anyone's fault that we feed you shit after you shit your pants

all I'm gonna say is that when I worked I blacked out everything and woke up 10 years later in the blink of an eye.

then since I stopped working it feels like I've been alive for 40 or 50 years.

you will literally live 1/6th or 1/7th as long as me.

I even cut down my sleep schedule from 8 hours to 5 or 6 to gain even more time

you can't get that time back. if you can afford to work less then do it. work more hours and less days. take less responsibility

have more free days to relax and do what you want. cause even if you only work 6 hours then that's all you're gonna think about and you won't wanna stay up or go anywhere.

you could have a long weekend every weekend and go to cottages weekly like I do much of the summer.

not just for a few weekends out of the year like most families

[GimmeThat]

all I'm gonna say is that when I worked I blacked out everything and woke up 10 years later in the blink of an eye.

then since I stopped working it feels like I've been alive for 40 or 50 years.

you will literally live 1/6th or 1/7th as long as me.

I even cut down my sleep schedule from 8 hours to 5 or 6 to gain even more time

you can't get that time back. if you can afford to work less then do it. work more hours and less days. take less responsibility

have more free days to relax and do what you want. cause even if you only work 6 hours then that's all you're gonna think about and you won't wanna stay up or go anywhere.

you could have a long weekend every weekend and go to cottages weekly like I do much of the summer.

not just for a few weekends out of the year like most families

again, if you were dead, kids wouldn't even know what work means

[John_Connor]

again, if you were dead, kids wouldn't even know what work means

don't really know what point you're trying to make but if you mean kids today don't work anyway then I dunno. good for them? but a ton of them still do. and most of the time it's the ones that are deeply in debt with student loans working at gas stations and grocery stores or fast food locations.

not everyone works at home as an administrative assistant or some other comfy zoom/phone type set up.

for those people it's definitely a bonus. its after my time though