View Full Version : Ways that you cheated in school...
Hawker
07-22-2007, 10:12 AM
Obviously, looking at your next desk to cheat and what not but what are some other ways you cheated in high school?
Junior year in HS in physics there were senior lab aides and somehow one of them would get the test and give it to a junior and he would send copies to everyone else. And im talking like the the majority of the junior class plus some of the sophomores would have the test before it was given. The teachers never found out...we even had the semester test although i didnt need to take it and i couldnt get it in time anyways. I wouldve gotten it one day late.
Senior year in calc for one of our test over something (ill try and remember later) and we had to creat our own AP questions for the test. The material w as hard and i didnt really pay attention so me and 3 others went to the library to work on it and i spotted AP books and looked for questions in there and found them and used them. Got a 97 or something.
LowRider236
07-22-2007, 10:26 AM
I had a mechanical pencil that has a semi translucent rubber grip..
I typed some answers on size 4 or smth VERY small font and printed it out.
Stuck it under the rubber. I could look at it for as long as I want.
When the teacher walks by, I just turn the pencil a bit so that the paper faces inside.
otmtheshank
07-22-2007, 10:32 AM
Not that I need to cheat, but if I want to I just wait until a few people finish the test, go to the teacher's desk and pretend to ask her for some help, and while doing that I casually look at some of the other student's tests to get a few answers. Sometimes the teacher will have already started marking a few tests. If that happens, I'll get a whole page perfect. You can only do this if your teacher isn't very intelligent.
Hawker
07-22-2007, 10:34 AM
I had a mechanical pencil that has a semi translucent rubber grip..
I typed some answers on size 4 or smth VERY small font and printed it out.
Stuck it under the rubber. I could look at it for as long as I want.
When the teacher walks by, I just turn the pencil a bit so that the paper faces inside.
I have heard of people doing that but i never tried it.
VCDrivesAPorscheToWork
07-22-2007, 10:40 AM
take a gum wrapper, write the answers, crumple it, fake a sneeze and then toss it to someone
KINGofTHEcourt
07-22-2007, 11:19 AM
Every time a substitute teacher is there, we would raid the room for anything with answers on it. One time the teacher left the answer book in school, so me and my friend made photocopies of everything we would have to do for the rest of the year.
Also on science tests(with formulas), i'd get one of those TI graphing calculators from the math lab the day before, and type all the things i'd need to know on it. I'd turn on my calculator, and all the answers would be right there, and nobody would ever suspect it.
LowRider236
07-22-2007, 11:23 AM
oh yeah.. i forgot about that calculator thing..
I typed in the formulas, examples, everything i needed to know
and locked it up with a password
saved my ass from having to memorize lots of things
this only works in math/science classes though
Hawker
07-22-2007, 11:33 AM
Every time a substitute teacher is there, we would raid the room for anything with answers on it. One time the teacher left the answer book in school, so me and my friend made photocopies of everything we would have to do for the rest of the year.
Also on science tests(with formulas), i'd get one of those TI graphing calculators from the math lab the day before, and type all the things i'd need to know on it. I'd turn on my calculator, and all the answers would be right there, and nobody would ever suspect it.
this reminds me of something that happened at my school...the teacher never showed up in the morning and one of the copy moms was coming by to drop off the tests and she dropped them off and the students took one and copied them all. not the student's fault if you ask me.
I once hadnt done an essay in english in like year 8 think it was about some book or poem or someting called man and bat or some **** liek that. Anyway I found a ready done essay outside the classroom during lunch and handed it in as my own, got a A on it. I never even read what I handed in.
Kobe24Bryant
07-22-2007, 12:29 PM
Teachers let us listen to music while taking a exam of any kind so I bring out my Ipod and get answers from it. Firstly I take photos of all review sheets with my cell phone and then transfer them to my comp and then to my Ipod. Obviously some of my friends notice me cheating considering im acting like im changing my songs every 30 secs or so.
KINGofTHEcourt
07-22-2007, 12:39 PM
Teachers let us listen to music while taking a exam of any kind so I bring out my Ipod and get answers from it. Firstly I take photos of all review sheets with my cell phone and then transfer them to my comp and then to my Ipod. Obviously some of my friends notice me cheating considering im acting like im changing my songs every 30 secs or so.
Yeah, my teachers let me do that too. My friends all go to one of our houses and record the answers on a track, and listen to that track during the test.
Yeah, my teachers let me do that too. My friends all go to one of our houses and record the answers on a track, and listen to that track during the test.
At what educational stage are you allowed to do this?
bigboi_baller
07-22-2007, 12:42 PM
Teachers let us listen to music while taking a exam of any kind so I bring out my Ipod and get answers from it. Firstly I take photos of all review sheets with my cell phone and then transfer them to my comp and then to my Ipod. Obviously some of my friends notice me cheating considering im acting like im changing my songs every 30 secs or so.
Do you go to adult school or something? Or some country hillbilly school where they haven't heard of technology?
Who the hell lets students listen to ipods during tests!?
For the record, I'm guilty of the calculator trick.
ALBballer
07-22-2007, 12:54 PM
I know some girls that used to put the review sheet in the inside of their skirt. They would pull their skirt up and look at the answers. I couldn't imagine the professor telling the girl to show the inside of their skirt.
DoubleTech
07-22-2007, 01:25 PM
step 1, get a bottle of water... any kind of water so long as it has a paper label.
step 2, take the paper label off and write answers/whatever on the back of the label
step 3, put the label back on the bottle of water with some tape/glue, ofcourse, the answers are on the inside of the paper, so you can only see the answers if you look through the plastic bottle
since the bottle is clear, you can see through it and get the answers... teachers never think of it as more than just a drink. only downside is the limited space a water label provides... so you have to write really small or only put down important things down there that you'll never remember otherwise.
GoRapz
07-22-2007, 01:30 PM
In my school when exams come we all pack in the gym. Now this is a very simple trick but works everytime. You're also going to need some pants that are probably 2 sizes bigger than you. The night before the exam you copy everything you need to know on one sheet of paper. On the day of the exam you slip the paper under your shirt and be one of the first ones to get into the exam room. When you get in find a desk with your exam that would be far away from the back (teachers usually sit at the back) and quickly slip the paper from your shirt to the back of your exam test. From then on it's just simple stuff, look around to see if teachers are roaming your area, if not, slip the paper out and do what you have to do. At the end of the exam, fold your answer paper slickly and small, and pretend you have to scratch your nuts (this is the part where the big pants come in) and put the paper in your undies/boxers.
Cheating in exams is easier than most people think, you just have to be slick. The teachers are dumb as ****.
I have a few more tricks if anyone is interested.
EDIT: I've used this trick 4 times, and i've been successful 4/4. That's a semesters worth of courses. This trick has also got me marks in the high 80's on exams.
Wadeisabeast
07-22-2007, 01:30 PM
F*ck people who cheat.
mlh1981
07-22-2007, 01:43 PM
All of you are going to hell. Superboy says so.............
:roll:
bigboi_baller
07-22-2007, 01:50 PM
In my school when exams come we all pack in the gym. Now this is a very simple trick but works everytime. You're also going to need some pants that are probably 2 sizes bigger than you. The night before the exam you copy everything you need to know on one sheet of paper. On the day of the exam you slip the paper under your shirt and be one of the first ones to get into the exam room. When you get in find a desk with your exam that would be far away from the back (teachers usually sit at the back) and quickly slip the paper from your shirt to the back of your exam test. From then on it's just simple stuff, look around to see if teachers are roaming your area, if not, slip the paper out and do what you have to do. At the end of the exam, fold your answer paper slickly and small, and pretend you have to scratch your nuts (this is the part where the big pants come in) and put the paper in your undies/boxers.
Cheating in exams is easier than most people think, you just have to be slick. The teachers are dumb as ****.
I have a few more tricks if anyone is interested.
EDIT: I've used this trick 4 times, and i've been successful 4/4. That's a semesters worth of courses. This trick has also got me marks in the high 80's on exams.
Thats a classic one. I bet you could turn in your cheatsheet and most teachers would probably think it was a stray sheet of people that was ripped off of someone's test.
What else you got?
well my way is simple it works for math i would take a pic of review stuff on my phone n say i forgot my calculater n da teacher always lets me use the calculator on my phone i can look at the pictures for answwrs or just text pple the question n theyll give u an answer or i can instant message them cuz i have a sidekick3 n use the internet browser for answers. pretty simple way of cheating
1. The Cheat Sheet - You rip of a corner of a paper and wright very small some of the things you couldnt memorize. Then you tilt your test up and put the Cheat Sheet right below your test where your thumb is. If a teacher comes towards you then you crumble it up and hide it somewhere or cover it with your thumb
2a. Stealing Tests - I came to school a little early on test days and the teacher would always lock her test in the draw from the day before. I somehow always managed to get that draw opened by pulling very hard.
Then i took the test made like 10 copies put one back in the desk so she wouldent be suspicious if she was missing one. It was one of those wierd locks that you push something to lock it and dont need a key
So i locked back up then gave it to one of my smart friends to fill it up with the right answers before lunch. Then give out the test to all of my close friends
2b. The Swap - I would take the test that i stole and put it in my desk then pretend i was working and even write a little on the test that she gave out then right before she collected them i swaped them. Easy 100 :D
Xplicit
07-22-2007, 02:07 PM
Cheaters are good for society. They balance out the world. It pisses the honest, hard-working people off and motivates them to be even better
So you see.. the world needs cheaters.. :D
DatZNasty
07-22-2007, 02:09 PM
i used the mp3 player trick in my college General Biology class.
Kobe24Bryant
07-22-2007, 02:13 PM
Do you go to adult school or something? Or some country hillbilly school where they haven't heard of technology?
Who the hell lets students listen to ipods during tests!?
For the record, I'm guilty of the calculator trick.
Night school in High School. 5:00-9:30 PM. It's pretty common like I wear my hats and talk on the phone as well during class. Teachers dont give a damn and they are pretty laid back. I know when I went to day school the security would get me to take off my hat/music/cell. During the day I just play basketball. Good life. :D
statman32
07-22-2007, 02:20 PM
1. I was a aide for a science teacher and for some reason my science teacher accidentally left the whole exam on one of her computers. I then proceeded to print out all 30 pages of the test.
2. That same science teacher always left her gradebook open on the computer so numerous times I went over and added points to certain assignments for me and others so it didn't look like I did it.
3. Waited till a teacher left the classroom right after school and then snuck in and stole the test.
4. After I got the test or answers to these finals I would just type the answers in small font and put in by my nuts during the test.
5. Numerous times I just got the test from students who had already taken it.
Am I proud of this? No and my first semester of college I suffered because of my cheating habits in high school.
baseketball4life
07-22-2007, 02:30 PM
Do you go to adult school or something? Or some country hillbilly school where they haven't heard of technology?
Who the hell lets students listen to ipods during tests!?
For the record, I'm guilty of the calculator trick.
what kinda teachers you got? they check those things where im from
GoRapz
07-22-2007, 02:39 PM
Here's another one. Now this cheat is one you use if you're aloud to bring in scrap paper to do any rough work aka foolscap.
Get two sheets of paper and put one on top of the other. The one on top you write down what you need, but remember to press really hard when you're writing it. When you press hard, the words will press onto the sheet of paper beneath without any led/ink. This way during the exam when you come in the room, you don't need to hide the paper anywhere. When you need to use it just start shading the paper in with a led pencil and the answers will reveal. From far away, it'll look like you're doing rough work. Just remember to look around for any teachers near by because it's kinda suspicious to be shading in a paper during an exam. Also it'd be smart to bring in about 3 other blank scrap papers so incase the teachers ask to hand in your rough work, you write a bunch of bullcrap or whatever on the rough and hand that in. When a teacher comes in nearby, remember to flip the answer sheet over, common sence. And again, like the last cheat, remember to wear pants that are 2 sizes bigger or whatever and when you're done prentend you're scratching your nuts and put the answer sheet in there after you've folded it.
LowRider236
07-22-2007, 02:47 PM
:oldlol: thats absolutely genius
But well.. I really don't think I needed to do that in highschool.. wasn't worth the effort. The reward isn't worth the risk for me..
In college we're allowed to have 1 piece of paper filled with notes for most finals, so it doesn't even matter at all anymore.
In my school listening to music, using cellphones during tests are no-no btw.
bigboi_baller
07-22-2007, 02:48 PM
what kinda teachers you got? they check those things where im from
In TI calculators, I just add in all my formulas or whatever I need under the programs code area.
They check our main screens sometimes but thats about it.
baseketball4life
07-22-2007, 03:17 PM
In TI calculators, I just add in all my formulas or whatever I need under the programs code area.
They check our main screens sometimes but thats about it.
no wonder you have a 4.3
I'd always stick big cheat sheets on the wall, on the back of the person sitting in front of me, on the front of the teachers desk, underneath the test papers.
If I had a teacher that payed attention and knew I wouldn't make the test, I would just call in sick. Then they would let you do the test the next week, locked up by yourself in a room. Of course I would just stick the entire book under my shirt.
picc84
07-22-2007, 04:09 PM
Some great ones so far.
For the scantrons I guess its a little too easy. I wait for the person i'm cheating off to finish a row, and then make small points in the answer circles with the pencil, not large enough to be a clear, answer shade-in. Then I 'confirm' with another person sitting nearby, to see if they have the same answers. If they have a different answer from the answer donor, i make a small pencil point in their answer too and decide which one i'll go with later, but usually the two answers will coincide. Teachers in scantron tests usually walk around spying. By the time the donor has finished, I have all of their answers 'pointed' in the correct circles, but so small it looks to the teacher like I havent written anything. Then, I fill everything in once the donor leaves. Cant accuse me of cheating off someone who isnt in the room.
Also, with regular written, multiple page tests, i'll wait til the person i'm copying off has turned the page, and then just copy all of their answers from the next page, onto the previous one, in very light font, in the corner of the paper, so it looks like i'm doing rough work. Always make sure to stay one page behind. Can't be cheating off someone who's not even on the same page as you. Then, once they turn the page again, use their answers on the next page very quickly, and repeat the process.
Many times people, at least the smart ones you should be cheating off, go back to check their work 4-5 times, flipping back to back pages. This is when you can double-check your cheats to make sure you saw the answer right, fill in any you might have missed, or change them if the person changes them. Its also a good time to, if you have the page they are checking down-pat, act hard at work on a different page, preferably the one they arent on but are getting to next, so it looks like you were there first.
This is all assuming you have teachers who actively watch and walk around, like I do.
The graphing calculator is always a great move. Lots of information space. Some of my teachers have told us before tests we cant use them, but do it anyway. Most wont call you on it in-test, and the ones that do will 'understand' when you tell them its the only thing you have.
The answer-sheet in the calculator sheath is always good.
Make sure to shoot looks of exasperation toward the chalk-board as if you are deep in thought, a lot, to make it look like you're actually doing some thinking. And also to use peripheral vision to check out where all the teachers are and where they're looking.
t-mac#1
07-22-2007, 04:44 PM
I used to write the information under my shirt and then put slickly put my head into my shirt and act like im wiping face or my nose. The funny thing is that none of my teachers ever caught on to it.
ALBballer
07-22-2007, 04:56 PM
Here's another one. Now this cheat is one you use if you're aloud to bring in scrap paper to do any rough work aka foolscap.
Get two sheets of paper and put one on top of the other. The one on top you write down what you need, but remember to press really hard when you're writing it. When you press hard, the words will press onto the sheet of paper beneath without any led/ink. This way during the exam when you come in the room, you don't need to hide the paper anywhere. When you need to use it just start shading the paper in with a led pencil and the answers will reveal. From far away, it'll look like you're doing rough work. Just remember to look around for any teachers near by because it's kinda suspicious to be shading in a paper during an exam. Also it'd be smart to bring in about 3 other blank scrap papers so incase the teachers ask to hand in your rough work, you write a bunch of bullcrap or whatever on the rough and hand that in. When a teacher comes in nearby, remember to flip the answer sheet over, common sence. And again, like the last cheat, remember to wear pants that are 2 sizes bigger or whatever and when you're done prentend you're scratching your nuts and put the answer sheet in there after you've folded it.
:applause:
I gotta give GoRapz credit, that's pretty damm good.
geeWiz15
07-22-2007, 05:20 PM
I didn't cheat too much in HS mainly because I didn't care enough to. But when I did it wasn't in-class. Just copying assignments and such.
In TI calculators, I just add in all my formulas or whatever I need under the programs code area.
I did do this though. At the time I justified it as such: "in the real world, nobody memorizes formulas; it's about knowing how to apply them, you can google the formulas." Bt mostly I just didn't feel like memorizing them...
Several times in my first couple years of High School I made cheat sheets with the intent to use them. Then I found that the cheat sheet ahd been a great study aid and that I didn't NEED to break it out during the test because it had stuck. I had a friend who put an entire unit of notes on his iPod. Didn't study or pay attention and barely attended class. Test day comes and teacher makes him put the iPod away (normally she let us listen to it). But he ends up getting the highest grade he got on a test all year.
So after that I figured out the secret to getting good grades when you want them is, stunningly enough, to ****ing study. Of course for me I can only take the time to study under the illusion that I'm not studying but actually cheating...
brwnman
07-22-2007, 05:20 PM
cellphone was my main thing... take pictures and just take out my phone and zoom in... obviously my heart pounded like crazy the whole time, it's pretty hard with a cell-phone but I mastered it... except in earth and space science, teacher walked around the class way too much...
bigboi_baller
07-22-2007, 05:29 PM
I didn't cheat too much in HS mainly because I didn't care enough to. But when I did it wasn't in-class. Just copying assignments and such.
I did do this though. At the time I justified it as such: "in the real world, nobody memorizes formulas; it's about knowing how to apply them, you can google the formulas." Bt mostly I just didn't feel like memorizing them...
Several times in my first couple years of High School I made cheat sheets with the intent to use them. Then I found that the cheat sheet ahd been a great study aid and that I didn't NEED to break it out during the test because it had stuck. I had a friend who put an entire unit of notes on his iPod. Didn't study or pay attention and barely attended class. Test day comes and teacher makes him put the iPod away (normally she let us listen to it). But he ends up getting the highest grade he got on a test all year.
So after that I figured out the secret to getting good grades when you want them is, stunningly enough, to ****ing study. Of course for me I can only take the time to study under the illusion that I'm not studying but actually cheating...
Very true. If you make your own cheat sheet, you basically are ready for the exam.
LowRider236
07-22-2007, 05:35 PM
I didn't cheat too much in HS mainly because I didn't care enough to. But when I did it wasn't in-class. Just copying assignments and such.
I did do this though. At the time I justified it as such: "in the real world, nobody memorizes formulas; it's about knowing how to apply them, you can google the formulas." Bt mostly I just didn't feel like memorizing them...
Several times in my first couple years of High School I made cheat sheets with the intent to use them. Then I found that the cheat sheet ahd been a great study aid and that I didn't NEED to break it out during the test because it had stuck. I had a friend who put an entire unit of notes on his iPod. Didn't study or pay attention and barely attended class. Test day comes and teacher makes him put the iPod away (normally she let us listen to it). But he ends up getting the highest grade he got on a test all year.
So after that I figured out the secret to getting good grades when you want them is, stunningly enough, to ****ing study. Of course for me I can only take the time to study under the illusion that I'm not studying but actually cheating...
What you are talking about is actually a common skill for us college students.
OUTLINING.
Outline the important stuff you need to know, put it all together and study from it. Best way to prepare for exams.
GoRapz
07-22-2007, 06:20 PM
Who wants to know cheating ways for multiple choice aka scantron?
shadow
07-22-2007, 06:32 PM
I wasn't big on cheating, 'cept for one class in college where pretty much everyone was openly chatting to each other during the test. Professor didn't give a damn.
Anyway aside from that one time I never really looked at other people's tests, but on the same token I didn't mind responding if someone asked me an answer as long as they were a friend or a good acquaintance. I did have one friend do the hide book in bathroom trick. It really depended from teacher to teacher. Some were lax others super strict.
bigkingsfan
07-22-2007, 06:39 PM
I study.
Hawker
07-22-2007, 06:45 PM
some times people would ask me time after time to cheat off me or copy my ****...after awhile i would just get tired of it and say no dood you're gay.
and they would be like, "dood wtf i thought we were friends." My close friends would do that and would annoy the piss outta me.
Chalkmaze
07-22-2007, 06:53 PM
Well, I remember the teacher leaving the room, or us having a substitute that would leave the room for a bit, and some kid would grab the teachers assignment book, where they marked all of the scores for all your assignments. He would ask me what grades I wanted, and then change the score. So all my 74's suddenly went to 89's etc.
bigboi_baller
07-22-2007, 07:53 PM
Who wants to know cheating ways for multiple choice aka scantron?
Me!
RecSpecs110
07-22-2007, 08:14 PM
My friend used to write answers on the inside of his baseball cap. Whenever he didn't know an answer, he'd take it off, rub his head, and take a glimpse at the answer. One day, he got caught though.
Cannonball
07-23-2007, 04:11 AM
Well, I remember the teacher leaving the room, or us having a substitute that would leave the room for a bit, and some kid would grab the teachers assignment book, where they marked all of the scores for all your assignments. He would ask me what grades I wanted, and then change the score. So all my 74's suddenly went to 89's etc.
lol my friend put a key logger on the school pc's, and some form of a remote access program. So he could access the principle's pc's at home. The only problem was he wasn't able to get all of the grade books to match up, so he could only do biology or math.
kentatm
07-23-2007, 04:31 AM
never really had to cheat.
i did see this kid in my sophomore year Latin class get nailed pretty bad though.
he had the answers taped on a piece of paper attached to his arm and would slide down his shirt every now and then to check out things he needed. Damn fool would have gotten away with it too. However, his dumb ass handed in the test with the same arm that had the answers and when he reached over to place it on the desk his shirt pulled back and bam, cheat sheet right in front of the teachers face. That was rough to watch.
MTing
07-23-2007, 05:35 AM
For scantrons I just did the test but when I marked it I marked it lightly. So When I got it back I changed the answer and said the machine did marked it wrong.
Another one for scantron is steal a scantron and get the answers from a friend. When the teachers hand out the blank scantrons just swap em. But you might wanna wait a while and fill some bs in cause there gonna be curious to see you did your test so fast
Hawker
12-16-2009, 12:30 AM
bump
I don't cheat anymore. Dont really need too.
Back in the day, I would write answers on the sole of my shoe. Never got caught.
OneMoreSucka
12-16-2009, 12:38 AM
I study.
This
Styles p
12-16-2009, 12:42 AM
i had a transparent binder and i would put the cheat sheet in it. when it was time to take the test i would put it on the floor and step one foot on it and i could see through it.
MeloMike
12-16-2009, 01:42 AM
I rarely cheated, but some of the things I had to learn in HS were straight BS.
My favorite was making an answer key and placing it somewhere in the least frequently used bathroom at the school. Part way through the test, ask to go and it's there for you.
After I got less paranoid, I'd just pocket the paper and go to the bathroom.
Real simple for formulas and definitions. Plus, you can take a long look if you like and say you were taking a sh*t. Flush the sheet or dispose of it in the trash can and the evidence is all gone. No chance of getting caught at all. None.
And I've used it in university one on BS occasion too, it's a beautiful thing.
Bobcat4Ever
12-16-2009, 01:44 AM
I don't know about yall's high schools, but at mine in the science labs the lab tables had black countertops. You could easily just write the answers really small in pencil on the countertops. Also there were little cubby holes where you sat and you could just stick a piece of paper in there.
v-unit
12-16-2009, 01:51 AM
North American highschool is a disaster that caused nothing but a black hole to rise in my brain. I could rant about the unprofessional teachings, the special policies the staff lived by and the fact that they do not prepare you for university at all, but that's for another topic.
Most used cheating technique was getting a sliding calculator and taping notes on the inside of the slide.
http://www.frontierpc.com/ProductImages/Large/10666228.jpg
So you see those numbers on the slide there behind the calculator? There I would tape my notes and it was flawless.
Having a sheet of paper always worked though (lol) as did having codes with your friend (multiple choice)
Always wrote on the desk with pencil as well; temporary, easy to use.
phoenix18
12-16-2009, 01:53 AM
My friend had TI-84 and would type notes on his computer, and then transfer them to his calculator, and then give them to me. I never really needed them.
airchibundo507
12-16-2009, 02:08 AM
The closest I come to cheating is exchanging questions/answers with my peers. That might be considered cheating per se, but since it's back and forth, I consider it collaboration.
I don't cheat because of the fear of getting caught. Plus, if you are forced to cheat, then you obviously didn't learn the material. Sooner or later it will come to bite you in the *ss.
beasted86
12-16-2009, 02:29 AM
I always wrote math formulas on the underside of calculator lids
RoseCity07
12-16-2009, 03:32 AM
Study with girl, have her do my math while I talk to her. Math was so easy for me, but I got out of doing a lot of homework.
emsteez forreal
12-16-2009, 03:41 AM
i would just skip class, have a girl write down all the answers when they reviewed it, txt them to me then i'd copy them onto the scantron.
halffttime
12-16-2009, 03:56 AM
grade 11 accounting exam. i had the answers to the multiple choice part cause the other class already did it and had their sh!t back. wrote it all on a piece of paper.. crumpled it up and sticked it inside my lead pencil. it took me a whole 20 minutes to poke it out without getting caught. we had exams in the gym and there were a bunch of teachers walking around and hanging out in the back. i sat on the back, so i had my work cut out for me. i "cracked" my neck atleast 10 times to check my surroundings.. i was sweating balls by the time i actually got to open it up and copy down the answers. can't lie, it felt exciting. :lol
^ that calculator trick is too flawed. i've had teachers walk around the room examining everyone's pencil case and calculators. the best way is to have your cheat cheats taped inside your sleeves. or at the back of your tie, if you have to wear a uniform.
Junny
12-16-2009, 04:06 AM
As simple as writing whatever you need to know on your thighs, and during the test go and "hang a shyt".
JEFFERSON MONEY
12-16-2009, 05:21 PM
Chem Exam First Year College. One person (the one who studied) sat in the front, the other five people behind them spread out. Stick a finger out in regards to the question. Cough once for a, cough twice for b, thrice for c. Switch it up with desktapping, foottapping. Or casually touch your back and form the letter on your lower spine with a baggy shirt.
ILballa
12-16-2009, 06:43 PM
http://www.wikihow.com/Cheat-On-a-Test
ILballa
12-17-2009, 08:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q8DnWipFcU&NR=1
lol
big baller
12-17-2009, 09:00 PM
Well in my HS they give out test but they make it different for each row EX:
A___B
A___B
A___B
A___B
A___B
So you cannot just look over the shoulder for that person has a diff test then you. So what I do is go "blow my nose" and look at each person paper and memorize the first 7-8 answerers on sight. Very nice!
In my Science class, I put the sheet of paper that we wrote our notes on right under the desk on top of my book bag and look down occasionally and copy. She cant see my eyes since she sits in the back of the classroom.
BlazersDozen
12-18-2009, 02:04 PM
I'm old school so we kept it simple...
This is what I would do.
Write everything I need on a piece of paper. Put it in the sleeve on the front of my binder. Put my books in the little book holding thing under my desk then when the teacher said binders on the floor I'd throw it on the floor so the binder would open and if it didn't then I'd act like I needed something out of it and leave it open to make it look like I was going to cheat by having my binder open under my desk. The teacher will then say, "CLOSE YOUR BINDER!" Then you close it and it should be at an angle where you can see the paper on the binder around your books the are hoovering over it...for me (lefty writer) it was near the upper left corner of the desk :) Also the teacher won't check if you're cheating if you do this because they think they already caught you and you closed your binder.
Also...ones I learned from my mom. Have a smart friend in every class. Sit behind them on test day for multiple choice tests. For A they tap their pencil once, B twice and so on.
Finally, I had a lazy teacher who would tell us to put our tests on a desk in the front of the room or hand it to a teachers assistant so he would never walk around. I'd sit behind my smart friend and I'd act like I was doing my test and he would finish his then we would exchange papers and he'd do my test too.
LBJMVP
11-09-2011, 01:17 AM
in senior year of high school i was the only smart kid in my french class, and their would be oral parts of the tests where the teacher would play a clip of someone speaking french on a casette and we would bubble in an answer on a test that either asked what the person said or how to aswer him.
there was an A, B, or C.
if the answer was A i would put my pencil in my mouth.
if the anwer was B i would set the pencil on my desk.
if the anwer was C i would hold me arm of the side of the desk.
it was funny cause literally the whole class would glance over at me after
every question.
HylianNightmare
11-09-2011, 01:22 AM
in college i just look things up on my phone, gotten me through several humanities classes.
backin highschool, i would write answers on my legs and then wears jeans and sit cross legged to take the test and just roll my leg sleeves up to check the ansers
d.bball.guy
11-09-2011, 01:27 AM
Bathroom - we leave notes near toilets(gross) and hope that no one else will see it
Taps/Fingers - 1 for A, 2 for B, 3 for C, 4 for D, 5 for E(if necessary lol)
We did this once then almost got busted the second time
http://www.lolglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/special-cheating_skills.gif
LBJMVP
11-09-2011, 01:32 AM
Bathroom - we leave notes near toilets(gross) and hope that no one else will see it
Taps/Fingers - 1 for A, 2 for B, 3 for C, 4 for D, 5 for E(if necessary lol)
We did this once then almost got busted the second time
http://www.lolglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/special-cheating_skills.gif
thats why you use my method. instead of tapping you just place you pencil in different positions (in mouth, on right side of desk + left side of desk, hold you arm off you desk)
verylegit
11-09-2011, 01:37 AM
in college i just look things up on my phone, gotten me through several humanities classes.
backin highschool, i would write answers on my legs and then wears jeans and sit cross legged to take the test and just roll my leg sleeves up to check the ansersgoogle got me an 86 on a midterm for one of my humanities classes. hadn't prepared at all or even read the textbook. :oldlol: easiest class ever.
AirTupac
11-09-2011, 01:37 AM
1) This dopeass binder had a see through cover but only when you pressed on it. So when we had to put our notes away, I just put it under me and I'd keep an answer sheet in the book. I'd press it down with my foot to make it visible and moved my foot when I didn't need it.
2) This one was kind of garbage but I'd write key notes on the side of my fingers. So if they checked hands / wrists before a test, I could raise them up and they wouldn't see anything
3) Had this dope belt where I could put in answer keys in between the belt so I'd be looking at my c0ck for time to time and they couldn't do anything about it because it would make things awkward.
4) Had a pen that had a secret pull out attached to it. Like there was an attachment to the pen that if you pulled on it, a small scroll of paper comes out.
Never got caught in highschool, I don't dare cheat in University though. I think the funniest time someone got caught was when my friend stacked a bunch of papers in his pant leg and (no idea why he thought this was a good idea), he would pull up his jeans when he needed answers, so obviously there was a lot of sound and what not, got caught during the exam and had to take summer school. :oldlol:
This other guy I know stuck an entire textbook in his jacket to try and cheat, he'd pull it out slowly and it would make a bunch of sound but somehow he didn't get caught.
verylegit
11-09-2011, 01:43 AM
1) This dopeass binder had a see through cover but only when you pressed on it. So when we had to put our notes away, I just put it under me and I'd keep an answer sheet in the book. I'd press it down with my foot to make it visible and moved my foot when I didn't need it.
2) This one was kind of garbage but I'd write key notes on the side of my fingers. So if they checked hands / wrists before a test, I could raise them up and they wouldn't see anything
3) Had this dope belt where I could put in answer keys in between the belt so I'd be looking at my c0ck for time to time and they couldn't do anything about it because it would make things awkward.
4) Had a pen that had a secret pull out attached to it. Like there was an attachment to the pen that if you pulled on it, a small scroll of paper comes out.
Never got caught in highschool, I don't dare cheat in University though. I think the funniest time someone got caught was when my friend stacked a bunch of papers in his pant leg and (no idea why he thought this was a good idea), he would pull up his jeans when he needed answers, so obviously there was a lot of sound and what not, got caught during the exam and had to take summer school. :oldlol:
This other guy I know stuck an entire textbook in his jacket to try and cheat, he'd pull it out slowly and it would make a bunch of sound but somehow he didn't get caught.
:roll:what a dumb fakkit.
Meticode
11-09-2011, 01:46 AM
This other guy I know stuck an entire textbook in his jacket to try and cheat, he'd pull it out slowly and it would make a bunch of sound but somehow he didn't get caught.
:roll: I spit my drink out almost just imaging this going in during the test, and everyone around him is waiting for him to get caught. Then when it's all done and over everyone is like, "What the ****!? I went through all this trouble to cheat and this muh****a shoved a whole textbook in his jacket."
AirTupac
11-09-2011, 01:50 AM
:roll: I spit my drink out almost just imaging this going in during the test, and everyone around him is waiting for him to get caught. Then when it's all done and over everyone is like, "What the ****!? I went through all this trouble to cheat and this muh****a shoved a whole textbook in his jacket."
He's actually a good friend of mine. I was sitting beside him laughing my ass off because not only did he have the textbook, but he shoved all his notes in it so you can only imagine all the shuffling it made. He was wearing his winter jacket :oldlol:
But seriously highschool was a joke, I challenged myself sometimes when I was bored, I'd literally just stand up when the teacher would look outside the door and if she looked back I'd pretend I was yawning or something. However, I don't even move my head to the side during university exams, I get so paranoid now.
Timmy D for MVP
11-09-2011, 01:55 AM
Wow I haven't cheated for days. I never felt enough pressure to cheat, I always liked my chances winging it. I'm an excellent bullshitter for essays and I payed attention enough in class to have a decent shot at the multiple choice.
However, I was not in anyway above it. Just the simple wandering eye. We had a teacher my sophomore year that made the craziest multiple choice tests. It'd be:
a
b
c
d
e
a and e
d and c
b and b
all of the above
none of the above
Shit like that. And I rarely read the material. It was IB English and IB is well known for being a breeding ground for cheaters. But I never went through anything elaborate. Just the wandering eye or paper positioned just so I could see it. I guess I'm a light weight.
Now I'm in college and only doing my major coursework (History) which is all essay all the time and these damn profs can smell out bullshit from 12 miles away so... my strategy nowadays is often to study. :oldlol:
sick_brah07
11-09-2011, 01:55 AM
I wore baggy shorts and wrote on my thighs worked everytime(no teacher would dare to ask)
Also one idiot teacher got us to do a test for history on a computer with internet access :oldlol: a bunch of people didnt even think to search online :hammerhead: .......i purposely got one question wrong so it didnt look suspicious
edit: also the simple trick of exchanging notes by going to the toilet
Timmy D for MVP
11-09-2011, 01:59 AM
However, I don't even move my head to the side during university exams, I get so paranoid now.
+1
I took a distance learning course where the prof was video recorded and the feed was sent live to two remote sites. We were on the main campus so the prof was lecturing to us and then the remote sites watched on screens on their campus. So there are cameras EVERYWHERE!
During testing time the cameras are on the clock so you know when the test is over, and then on you. And that shit was scary man, I thought my prof would be reviewing the tapes or some shit like that. Plus there's only like 12 of us in the course. :oldlol:
d.bball.guy
11-09-2011, 02:28 AM
And yeah, in my current school, my teachers are like blind/deaf *******s. We don't have to use techniques to cheat, we just silently tell the answer lol.
Meticode
11-09-2011, 02:58 AM
One time I got a 0 for cheating even though I didn't cheat. I was in English class and my classmate behind me dropped his pencil and it bounced over to my foot. I picked it up and gave it to him and he said "Thank you." and I replied, "You're welcome." Teacher then said, "Rob and Wayne, give me your tests and see me after class." Rob said, "What?" like a WTF what and after class we explained to her what happened and she didn't believe us. We got 0s and a day of detention for it.
AirTupac
11-09-2011, 03:03 AM
One time I got a 0 for cheating even though I didn't cheat. I was in English class and my classmate behind me dropped his pencil and it bounced over to my foot. I picked it up and gave it to him and he said "Thank you." and I replied, "You're welcome." Teacher then said, "Rob and Wayne, give me your tests and see me after class." Rob said, "What?" like a WTF what and after class we explained to her what happened and she didn't believe us. We got 0s and a day of detention for it.
Damn, I would have went off on her.
I had this one teacher who was insane. You wouldn't believe me that this person existed if I told you all the stories I had. Anyways, it was an english class and basically everyone in the class cheated. When she found out someone had their cellphone out you could either make a lame excuse like "i was checking the time" and she would have believed you or you could have just said "No" and she would have just sat back down in her chair. I rememeber she called my house at 5 am (no lie) and told my parents I stole her tape.... her tape... and i didn't even do it. :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm
I could write a book on this teacher and no one would believe me.
Meticode
11-09-2011, 03:13 AM
Damn, I would have went off on her.
I had this one teacher who was insane. You wouldn't believe me that this person existed if I told you all the stories I had. Anyways, it was an english class and basically everyone in the class cheated. When she found out someone had their cellphone out you could either make a lame excuse like "i was checking the time" and she would have believed you or you could have just said "No" and she would have just sat back down in her chair. I rememeber she called my house at 5 am (no lie) and told my parents I stole her tape.... her tape... and i didn't even do it. :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm
I could write a book on this teacher and no one would believe me.
:roll: That's random as hell. I remember we had a first year Biology teacher my sophomore year. Everyone took advantage of her because she was easy to push over. This is non-related to cheating, but...she put a whole bunch of personal photos of her and her family and stuff on a bulletin board just so people knew the type of person she was and she was a first year teacher anyway so she wanted to be "cool" with the students...
So this one day after an outside project the class is coming back in to the class room one by one or in little groups slowly and I'm looking at the bulletin board and see this blonde in one of her pictures. And I say, "Who is that?" and my friend says "That's Ms. Anderson's sister." and I say thinking she wasn't in the classroom yet, "Dang, Ms. Anderson sister is way better looking than her. Ms. Anderson is ugly as hell compared to her to the point they don't even look like sisters." and I look over to my left and Ms. Anderson is standing in the doorway as I was saying this. And I'm like, "I didn't mean it. I was just playing." I was embarrassed as hell and she probably went home and cried that day because of me. You could tell she was stressed all the time and probably cried a lot at home like, "Why did I choose this profession? All the kids hate me!"
bluechox2
11-09-2011, 06:28 AM
in 11th grade english class i wrote a paper in spanish just to see if the teacher would read it and i got it back with a A
SoCash
11-09-2011, 07:02 AM
We had a lot of ways depending on the class. Any course involving the use of a calculator, me and my friend would "share" a calculator, and if either of us didn't know the answer to a question, we would put the # followed by a ? and then get the answer back. In other classes, we should simply look at eachother and use hand signals, or if people were getting up to hand in their tests, simply whisper to each other. I had some slack as shit teachers in highschool :oldlol: bThe best though, was we had a new teacher for biology in grade 12 who simply sat at the front of the class and never looked up during our tests. So of course everyone was looking at their phones/ipods, and half the time the class before us had done the test anyways and already given us the answers. If they hadn't, multiple choice answers would be written on small pieces of paper and then thrown around the room. There's no way she could have been oblivious to it, but she was hot as hell and had a twin sister so everyone hit on her and she probably wanted to feel loved.
JtotheIzzo
11-09-2011, 07:10 AM
In a first year business math class me and a friend swapped exam booklets halfway through the test to do work that the other might have gotten wrong or forgotten how to do. I ended up with a C+. Not a good mark, but I never attended one class and at least I got that requisite class out of the way.
Now that I am in the business world I have never used one application from that class in my life.
99% of what we learn in school, unless you are highly specialized is a colossal waste of time. School now seems like some sort of testing ground to see if you can get shit done on time and to a requisite level.
I flat out did somebody's final project in Algebra 2 for $50. Took me about 30 minutes.
JaskoX1
11-09-2011, 07:54 AM
I flat out did somebody's final project in Algebra 2 for $50. Took me about 30 minutes.
http://k.minus.com/jV5bTsb6KxGsI.jpg
Done_And_Done
11-09-2011, 09:20 AM
this reminds me of something that happened at my school...the teacher never showed up in the morning and one of the copy moms was coming by to drop off the tests and she dropped them off and the students took one and copied them all. not the student's fault if you ask me.
I faced a similar situation back in my high school but when our actual teacher returned she made us rewrite a newly constructed test because it was blatantly obvious that almost everyone cheated. Dudes who barely getting by with low averages scoring such a high test grade was the dead give away.
JohnnySic
11-09-2011, 09:29 AM
I applaud you all for your creative cheating. :applause:
Meticode
11-09-2011, 10:46 AM
I flat out did somebody's final project in Algebra 2 for $50. Took me about 30 minutes.
Oh yea, getting that cheese at $100 per hour.
airchibundo507
11-09-2011, 10:52 AM
:roll: That's random as hell. I remember we had a first year Biology teacher my sophomore year. Everyone took advantage of her because she was easy to push over. This is non-related to cheating, but...she put a whole bunch of personal photos of her and her family and stuff on a bulletin board just so people knew the type of person she was and she was a first year teacher anyway so she wanted to be "cool" with the students...
So this one day after an outside project the class is coming back in to the class room one by one or in little groups slowly and I'm looking at the bulletin board and see this blonde in one of her pictures. And I say, "Who is that?" and my friend says "That's Ms. Anderson's sister." and I say thinking she wasn't in the classroom yet, "Dang, Ms. Anderson sister is way better looking than her. Ms. Anderson is ugly as hell compared to her to the point they don't even look like sisters." and I look over to my left and Ms. Anderson is standing in the doorway as I was saying this. And I'm like, "I didn't mean it. I was just playing." I was embarrassed as hell and she probably went home and cried that day because of me. You could tell she was stressed all the time and probably cried a lot at home like, "Why did I choose this profession? All the kids hate me!"
that's cruel, dude. Did she have a grading bias against you the rest of the year?
Toizumi
11-09-2011, 11:32 AM
I have a sister in high school and a while back she was wearing a crazy amount of bracelets around her wrist. All sorts of bracelets, all sorts of colors..
you couldnt see more than 1/4th of her fore arm. So I asked her if it was some new thing I didnt know about. She moved some of the bracelets (up) and underneath her whole arm was written full. She used her arm as a cheatnote and the bracelets to cover it up. She said it worked perfectly.
Done_And_Done
11-09-2011, 12:04 PM
I have a sister in high school and a while back she was wearing a crazy amount of bracelets around her wrist. All sorts of bracelets, all sorts of colors..
you couldnt see more than 1/4th of her fore arm. So I asked her if it was some new thing I didnt know about. She moved some of the bracelets (up) and underneath her whole arm was written full. She used her arm as a cheatnote and the bracelets to cover it up. She said it worked perfectly.
But was it as effective when you tried it out?
Jk
Done_And_Done
11-09-2011, 12:14 PM
As grimy as it sounds, there were a couple instances in high school where I wrote essays for a few of my classmates in return for cartons of cigs lol...
So dirt
Elmer Fudd
11-09-2011, 12:18 PM
Shame on aww of you. You awe aww vewy, vewy bad widdewh boys who aww a disgwace to yo pawents. :no:
iDunk
11-09-2011, 12:19 PM
Wrote the answers on my teachers forehead when she was sleeping at her house, so the next day I could just look at her and have the answers. :rockon:
NBAller
11-09-2011, 12:37 PM
Sometimes the person I thought had the answers wasn't always sitting at the desk right next to me. So the answers would be on a piece of paper, we would ball it up and toss it from person to person, covering up as much as we can of that paper. Keep in mind about the 5th person who used the paper got caught, lol.
Done_And_Done
11-09-2011, 12:44 PM
Shame on aww of you. You awe aww vewy, vewy bad widdewh boys who aww a disgwace to yo pawents. :no:
Shame on you for being a failed hunter of wabbits
D-Wade316
11-09-2011, 01:19 PM
Wrote the answers on my teachers forehead when she was sleeping at her house, so the next day I could just look at her and have the answers. :rockon:
Did your teacher looked at herself in the mirror? Did anyone notice? :confusedshrug:
Wow I record myself on music and put it on my iPod to lmao.
Harrison_Barnes
11-09-2011, 02:39 PM
I haven't cheated in university, but back in high school they didn't let us with iPods/cellphones during exams/test so that idea was out of the window. They also cleared our graphing calculators before the exams in order to erase and info we might have saved. :lol
Funny thing is its always the simplest ways like sneaking in a cheat sheet that would work.
Scholar
11-09-2011, 03:54 PM
:lol Some of these responses are good.
As for me, I just bring a notecard to class and put it under my motorcycle helmet, which I leave on my desk. I cheat in my college Geography class because I didn't want to spend $100+ on the textbook, so I don't have a way to study, other than using the notes I take in class, but cheating is easier. I've gotten nothing less than a B on the past 2 tests I cheated on. :oldlol:
AirTupac
11-09-2011, 05:17 PM
Here's some more I just remembered
Someone already said this
1) Wrote all the facts on my leg and I would just cross them when I needed to see the answers (wore jeans)
2) We handed in the tests and the teacher put em away, when she went to the washroom, I took my test out, asked my friend what mistakes I had and fixed it and returned before she came.
3) I got back a quiz one day, didn't like the grade so I threw it away and told the teacher I never got mine (she didn't record the grades yet) so she made me redo it and I got 100%.
4) Wrote key information around the class (chalkboards)
LBJMVP
11-09-2011, 05:24 PM
Here's some more I just remembered
Someone already said this
1) Wrote all the facts on my leg and I would just cross them when I needed to see the answers (wore jeans)
2) We handed in the tests and the teacher put em away, when she went to the washroom, I took my test out, asked my friend what mistakes I had and fixed it and returned before she came.
3) I got back a quiz one day, didn't like the grade so I threw it away and told the teacher I never got mine (she didn't record the grades yet) so she made me redo it and I got 100%.
4) Wrote key information around the class (chalkboards)
wouldnt that involve pulling up your pants leg, which seems obvious?
i remember in 9th grade my math teacher would give back our math tests and he would go over them during class, and ask if he marked anything wrong afterwards.
well my hand writing is pretty sloppy so if i missed a question where i was off by a number I would look to see if i could change the number without making it obvious... like a a 4 and a 9 could be changed easily. then id tell him and he would just tell me to make sure i wrote it better next time.
AirTupac
11-09-2011, 05:39 PM
wouldnt that involve pulling up your pants leg, which seems obvious?
i remember in 9th grade my math teacher would give back our math tests and he would go over them during class, and ask if he marked anything wrong afterwards.
well my hand writing is pretty sloppy so if i missed a question where i was off by a number I would look to see if i could change the number without making it obvious... like a a 4 and a 9 could be changed easily. then id tell him and he would just tell me to make sure i wrote it better next time.
The manly way of crossing your legs.
blablabla
11-09-2011, 05:39 PM
i just wrote the shit i didn't know on the desk
KingBeasley08
11-09-2011, 05:42 PM
wrote/write all the crap I dont know on a small piece of paper that I would hide in my sleeve
LBJMVP
11-09-2011, 05:43 PM
The manly way of crossing your legs.
yah i know, are you talking about jean shorts or long jeans?
cause with long jeans youd pulling you pant leg up to see the answers
and if you talking bout jean shorts than you have no sesne of style.
KingBeasley08
11-09-2011, 05:51 PM
yah i know, are you talking about jean shorts or long jeans?
cause with long jeans youd pulling you pant leg up to see the answers
and if you talking bout jean shorts than you have no sesne of style.
:oldlol:
AirTupac
11-09-2011, 05:54 PM
yah i know, are you talking about jean shorts or long jeans?
cause with long jeans youd pulling you pant leg up to see the answers
and if you talking bout jean shorts than you have no sesne of style.
1) You don't make it obvious
2) You have your left hand on your leg and you pull it up just a bit (wrote near the ankles)
Pretty damn smooth, worked 100% of the time.
LBJMVP
11-09-2011, 05:54 PM
1) You don't make it obvious
2) You have your left hand on your leg and you pull it up just a bit (wrote near the ankles)
Pretty damn smooth, worked 100% of the time.
yah, but my legs are really hairy so i dont think it'd work for me.
AirTupac
11-09-2011, 06:04 PM
yah, but my legs are really hairy so i dont think it'd work for me.
Which is why I stopped doing it during later years in highschool. :oldlol:
1manfastbreak
11-09-2011, 06:21 PM
Spanish class, jr year, our tests were basically just memorizing and translating vocab words. so me and the kid who sat next to me would just lightly write all the answers on the desk. always worked, until we forgot to erase them one time, and the teacher caught us, he got us good to. came over to us, said what is this (pointing at the desk and all these answers written on it) caught red handed. he was a super chill teacher though, we just apologized and had to re-take the test.
my favorite is writing the answers out on a sheet of paper, then sticking it in your hat. whenever you need an answer, just take your hat off like youre scratching your head, and take a peek in your hat.
Applause
11-09-2011, 06:30 PM
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=239097
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Scholar
11-09-2011, 06:34 PM
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=239097
http://i52.tinypic.com/2u9kgw0_th.gif
Applause deserves an applause. That is a good way to cheat, too.
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