Ode To LeBron James - Revised for the 21-22 Season

[Full Court]

Since my original masterpiece was so well received, I've updated it to capture the wonderful 2021-22 season. :cheers:

Ode to LeBron James

He came to the league with great expectations,
They dubbed him The Chosen One.
He gave himself the name King James,
His haters called him LeBum.

Athleticism carried him to great heights,
But he couldn't win a chip,
So he told the Cavs, "See you later!"
And turned around and jumped ship.

He switched his number to twenty-three;
Like Mike he wanted to be.
But Mike's shoes were too big - he couldn't fill them,
As it was plain to see.

His fanboys would say, "Just watch him play,
He gets rebounds, assists, and such."
Good stats he got, but they mattered not
'Cause he couldn't come through in the clutch.

The problem was, he couldn't win a title,
'Til he found a brilliant solution.
He'd get his ring one way or another,
By tampering and collusion.

He won three finals and lost six more,
His fans forgave his losing.
"It's his teammate's fault," they always would say,
As they clung to the stats of their choosing.

Twenty twenty came - the year of the bubble,
He brought the Heat to their knees.
But he couldn't repeat, because Anthony Davis
Got injured by a stiff breeze.

Bronie became desperate; he needed more rings.
So his War Room came up with a plan.
If anybody can save the Lakers
Surely Russ Westbrick can.

"A storm is a-comin'," Lebron proclaimed,
But he said it a little too soon.
When the post-season arrived, where was Bronie?
Kicked back on a beach in Cancun.

Now he's got four rings and three asterisks
But he never was quite the best,
He got smashed by Durant, crushed by Kawhi,
And sonned by Delonte West.

[Shooter]

Melt

[SATAN]

down

[ShawkFactory]

Damn. Your ass must be bored during playoff time, what with the Lebron talk being tamped down.

[kawhileonard2]

Since my original masterpiece was so well received, I've updated it to capture the wonderful 2021-22 season. :cheers:

Ode to LeBron James

He came to the league with great expectations,
They dubbed him The Chosen One.
He gave himself the name King James,
His haters called him LeBum.

Athleticism carried him to great heights,
But he couldn't win a chip,
So he told the Cavs, "See you later!"
And turned around and jumped ship.

He switched his number to twenty-three;
Like Mike he wanted to be.
But Mike's shoes were too big - he couldn't fill them,
As it was plain to see.

His fanboys would say, "Just watch him play,
He gets rebounds, assists, and such."
Good stats he got, but they mattered not
'Cause he couldn't come through in the clutch.

The problem was, he couldn't win a title,
'Til he found a brilliant solution.
He'd get his ring one way or another,
By tampering and collusion.

He won three finals and lost six more,
His fans forgave his losing.
"It's his teammate's fault," they always would say,
As they clung to the stats of their choosing.

Twenty twenty came - the year of the bubble,
He brought the Heat to their knees.
But he couldn't repeat, because Anthony Davis
Got injured by a stiff breeze.

Bronie became desperate; he needed more rings.
So his War Room came up with a plan.
If anybody can save the Lakers
Surely Russ Westbrick can.

"A storm is a-comin'," Lebron proclaimed,
But he said it a little too soon.
When the post-season arrived, where was Bronie?
Kicked back on a beach in Cancun.

Now he's got four rings and three asterisks
But he never was quite the best,
He got smashed by Durant, crushed by Kawhi,
And sonned by Delonte West.

Wow what a post!

[FKAri]

Instead of making another subforum for the playoffs. We should be moving braindead posts like this one to another subforum.

Then OP and Shooter can argue over Lebron forever.

[Full Court]

Melt


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Instead of making another subforum for the playoffs. We should be moving braindead posts like this one to another subforum.

Then OP and Shooter can argue over Lebron forever.

All the usual suspects coming in to have their hissy fits. :roll:

[Baller789]

All the usual suspects coming in to have their hissy fits. :roll:

Like clockwork.

[Airupthere]

Since my original masterpiece was so well received, I've updated it to capture the wonderful 2021-22 season. :cheers:

Ode to LeBron James

He came to the league with great expectations,
They dubbed him The Chosen One.
He gave himself the name King James,
His haters called him LeBum.

Athleticism carried him to great heights,
But he couldn't win a chip,
So he told the Cavs, "See you later!"
And turned around and jumped ship.

He switched his number to twenty-three;
Like Mike he wanted to be.
But Mike's shoes were too big - he couldn't fill them,
As it was plain to see.

His fanboys would say, "Just watch him play,
He gets rebounds, assists, and such."
Good stats he got, but they mattered not
'Cause he couldn't come through in the clutch.

The problem was, he couldn't win a title,
'Til he found a brilliant solution.
He'd get his ring one way or another,
By tampering and collusion.

He won three finals and lost six more,
His fans forgave his losing.
"It's his teammate's fault," they always would say,
As they clung to the stats of their choosing.

Twenty twenty came - the year of the bubble,
He brought the Heat to their knees.
But he couldn't repeat, because Anthony Davis
Got injured by a stiff breeze.

Bronie became desperate; he needed more rings.
So his War Room came up with a plan.
If anybody can save the Lakers
Surely Russ Westbrick can.

"A storm is a-comin'," Lebron proclaimed,
But he said it a little too soon.
When the post-season arrived, where was Bronie?
Kicked back on a beach in Cancun.

Now he's got four rings and three asterisks
But he never was quite the best,
He got smashed by Durant, crushed by Kawhi,
And sonned by Delonte West.

Gets better and better. Even bronsexuals have to find this brilliant and accurate

[Full Court]

Gets better and better. Even bronsexuals have to find this brilliant and accurate

Oh, they do! Which is why it triggers them so much. They should think of it as coping therapy and thank me.

[Full Court]

I think this an appropriate time for a bump. :lol

[Nilocon165]

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[Full Court]

Bumping this just as a show of goodwill toward my Bronie friends.

[SATAN]

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Just put him on ignore. He's a dickhead. Not worth reading anything he says.

[Full Court]

Just put him on ignore. He's a dickhead. Not worth reading anything he says.

Coming from the Beezleblubber who posts in every single one of my threads. :roll:

[1987_Lakers]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f3/34/be/f334be80a086975635fee5263a8d375b.jpg

:roll:

[bison]

Damn OP that was a beautiful poem. Although I am a massive Lebron fan, I did find this poem a bit too critical of him, but it was so well written and told his story beautifully that I will print it out and put it on my nightstand with my other LeBum memorabilia. I might have to reconsider my calls to have you banned.

[FultzNationRISE]

Absolutely not appropriate, and the moderation team needs to step in NOW.

[AirBonner]

Absolutely not appropriate, and the moderation team needs to step in NOW.

Why not threaten op physically? Sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands

[TheGoatest]

Probably sounded way funnier in your head.

[FultzNationRISE]

Why not threaten op physically? Sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands


Id never assault a woman :crazysam:

[Full Court]

Probably sounded way funnier in your head.

Actually, it sounds funniest when you read it out loud. You HAVE to try it. :lol

[Full Court]

Why not threaten op physically? Sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands

Bronies can't handle any of this smoke. :lol

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[Full Court]

For those who prefer shorter, more Eastern poetry, here it is summarized by a haiku.










Shrivels in the fourth
Lottery ahead
The man just can't stop losing

[Full Court]

:roll:

[Full Court]

Just put him on ignore. He's a dickhead. Not worth reading anything he says.

:roll:

This loser posts in every single one of my threads.

:yaohappy:

[Baller789]

:roll:

This loser posts in every single one of my threads.

:yaohappy:

Ironic when he claims to block you, yet still posts in your threads.

[Full Court]

Ironic when he claims to block you, yet still posts in your threads.

Yep. Swears up and down that he's ignoring me....while repeatedly not ignoring me. :roll:

[Jimmy Rustler]

Since my original masterpiece was so well received, I've updated it to capture the wonderful 2021-22 season. :cheers:

Ode to LeBron James

He came to the league with great expectations,
They dubbed him The Chosen One.
He gave himself the name King James,
His haters called him LeBum.

Athleticism carried him to great heights,
But he couldn't win a chip,
So he told the Cavs, "See you later!"
And turned around and jumped ship.

He switched his number to twenty-three;
Like Mike he wanted to be.
But Mike's shoes were too big - he couldn't fill them,
As it was plain to see.

His fanboys would say, "Just watch him play,
He gets rebounds, assists, and such."
Good stats he got, but they mattered not
'Cause he couldn't come through in the clutch.

The problem was, he couldn't win a title,
'Til he found a brilliant solution.
He'd get his ring one way or another,
By tampering and collusion.

He won three finals and lost six more,
His fans forgave his losing.
"It's his teammate's fault," they always would say,
As they clung to the stats of their choosing.

Twenty twenty came - the year of the bubble,
He brought the Heat to their knees.
But he couldn't repeat, because Anthony Davis
Got injured by a stiff breeze.

Bronie became desperate; he needed more rings.
So his War Room came up with a plan.
If anybody can save the Lakers
Surely Russ Westbrick can.

"A storm is a-comin'," Lebron proclaimed,
But he said it a little too soon.
When the post-season arrived, where was Bronie?
Kicked back on a beach in Cancun.

Now he's got four rings and three asterisks
But he never was quite the best,
He got smashed by Durant, crushed by Kawhi,
And sonned by Delonte West.

This masterpiece ages like a fine wine. :lol

[Full Court]

Bumping this thread in honor of Mr. James's 40th anniversary on this earth.

[Airupthere]

Since my original masterpiece was so well received, I've updated it to capture the wonderful 2021-22 season. :cheers:

Ode to LeBron James

He came to the league with great expectations,
They dubbed him The Chosen One.
He gave himself the name King James,
His haters called him LeBum.

Athleticism carried him to great heights,
But he couldn't win a chip,
So he told the Cavs, "See you later!"
And turned around and jumped ship.

He switched his number to twenty-three;
Like Mike he wanted to be.
But Mike's shoes were too big - he couldn't fill them,
As it was plain to see.

His fanboys would say, "Just watch him play,
He gets rebounds, assists, and such."
Good stats he got, but they mattered not
'Cause he couldn't come through in the clutch.

The problem was, he couldn't win a title,
'Til he found a brilliant solution.
He'd get his ring one way or another,
By tampering and collusion.

He won three finals and lost six more,
His fans forgave his losing.
"It's his teammate's fault," they always would say,
As they clung to the stats of their choosing.

Twenty twenty came - the year of the bubble,
He brought the Heat to their knees.
But he couldn't repeat, because Anthony Davis
Got injured by a stiff breeze.

Bronie became desperate; he needed more rings.
So his War Room came up with a plan.
If anybody can save the Lakers
Surely Russ Westbrick can.

"A storm is a-comin'," Lebron proclaimed,
But he said it a little too soon.
When the post-season arrived, where was Bronie?
Kicked back on a beach in Cancun.

Now he's got four rings and three asterisks
But he never was quite the best,
He got smashed by Durant, crushed by Kawhi,
And sonned by Delonte West.

This needs to be read every year for truth

[Full Court]

I believe a bump is appropriate here.


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