New Pandemic just came out

[Nanners]

In the past few days, Monkeypox has (supposedly) been detected all over Europe, and as of yesterday the US officially (supposedly) has its first case.

For years, westerners have been living under the impression that they are safe from monkeypox, because the virus has existed forever and there has never in history been a serious outbreak in Europe or the US... but it should be no surprise that this virus decided to suddenly lash out at the very moment that americans and euros are starting to move on from the last supposed pandemic.

Luckily the libs have nothing to worry about from this virus, as they can just take the totally safe and effective monkeypox vaccine was approved by the FDA in september of 2019 (roughly one month before covid was initially detected) - https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/fda-approves-first-live-non-replicating-vaccine-prevent-smallpox-and-monkeypox

I think we should all give a moment of thanks to Fauci for giving Bavarian Nordic $100m of our taxpayer dollars to help develop this monkeypox vaccine - https://khn.org/morning-breakout/dr00034151/

Also no doubt we should thank americas leading epidemiologist Dr Bill Gates for warning us that this outbreak was coming months ahead of time, its almost like this guy can see the future sometimes!

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[ArbitraryWater]

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[FultzNationRISE]

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LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bill Gates]

https://indianexpress.com/article/world/gay-men-asked-to-be-alert-as-monkeypox-cases-rise-to-seven-in-uk-7926042/

Gay and bisexual men are being urged to be alert to unusual rashes or lesions after four new cases of the monkeypox virus were confirmed by UK health authorities, taking the total number of infections in the country to seven since the first case emerged earlier this year.

The UK Health Security Agency (UKHSA) said on Monday evening that all of the new cases, three in London and one in the north east of England, self-identify as gay, bisexual or other men who have sex with men (MSM).

Yeah so on this one I teamed up with conservatives. They hired me to create something to take care of all those pesky gays, but you know, "just the men". So be careful out there Nanners. Make sure you examine for lesions and all that first.

Elon inspired me to try and stay unbiased. I did Covid for the left to kill all the old dumb hicks, so now it's only fair to even things out for the right and kill all those flamers. Ugh they can be so annoying. I mean, what is a woman anyway? They don't know. But maybe all this f***ing monkeypox will teach them. Yeah.

Unfortunately MSM is on to me and the cat is out of the bag. I'm a pretty smart guy I don't know why I didn't come up with a less obvious approach. Sometimes I just dive right in without thinking. Melinda would always tell me that. That's why I had to cancel that ho. But she was right.

[Nanners]

https://indianexpress.com/article/world/gay-men-asked-to-be-alert-as-monkeypox-cases-rise-to-seven-in-uk-7926042/


Yeah so on this one I teamed up with conservatives. They hired me to create something to take care of all those pesky gays, but you know, "just the men". So be careful out there Nanners. Make sure you examine for lesions and all that first.

Elon inspired me to try and stay unbiased. I did Covid for the left to kill all the old dumb hicks, so now it's only fair to even things out for the right and kill all those flamers. Ugh they can be so annoying. I mean, what is a woman anyway? They don't know. But maybe all this f***ing monkeypox will teach them. Yeah.

Unfortunately MSM is on to me and the cat is out of the bag. I'm a pretty smart guy I don't know why I didn't come up with a less obvious approach. Sometimes I just dive right in without thinking. Melinda would always tell me that. That's why I had to cancel that ho. But she was right.

How bad can monkey pox possibly be? Back in the 80s people like you and Fauci were saying the same thing about the last gay virus - AIDS, and yet ~35 years later I'm still here plowing dirty dudes.

[Im Still Ballin]

Who's ready to chimp the **** out on Monkeypox?

[warriorfan]

Who's ready to chimp the **** out on Monkeypox?

:coleman:

[JohnnySic]

LOL. Well, better line up for more jabs. :lol

[Patrick Chewing]

blade already in line for the jab :oldlol:

[Off the Court]

blade already in line for the jab :oldlol:
like you did for covid? :oldlol:

Jabs are funny.

[Patrick Chewing]

like you did for covid? :oldlol:

Jabs are funny.

I only have had two jabs. Blade is literally this guy...

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[SouBeachTalents]

^ He really should be wearing another mask

[ArbitraryWater]

blade already in line for the jab :oldlol:


:lol

[coin24]

blade already in line for the jab :oldlol:

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