The Dallas Cowboys - 2022/23

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Cowboys Have Over $20M in Cap Space


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[Nanners]

I am so torn by this thread... on one hand I feel like I am contractually obligated to mock the cowboys and their fans relentlessly, on the other hand I love dooms and it feels wrong to mock a guy who is such a pure and hopelessly optimistic fan

[Doomsday Dallas]

I am so torn by this thread... on one hand I feel like I am contractually obligated to mock the cowboys and their fans relentlessly, on the other hand I love dooms and it feels wrong to mock a guy who is such a pure and hopelessly optimistic fan

Let's be honest, at the end of the day, you & me both know the game is rigged. Game has been rigged ever since it was created... but the game is entertaining as f*ck to watch.

If people haven't learned this after watching the Falcons-Patriots Super Bowl... then I don't know what to say. Keep on believing the Bull$hit I guess, more power to you. I mean to a certain extend the game is very real... with all the injuries and hits that take place, the game is very real..... but the final score? not so much. Either way, fake or not, the atmosphere of an NFL game is something to behold.

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Me personally, I'm just kinda enjoying what scripts they write. If they want to script out the Cowboys losing every year, I'm still very interested for some reason. Eventually they'll have to write out a script where Stephen A Smith starts to get extremely nervous about the Cowboys reaching the promised land, and they might be playing out that script this year, but for the most part I'm slightly convinced that the league is never going to allow Jerry Jones to win another ring based on some of the things that went down in the 90s, would take too long to explain... but it has a lot to do with the economy & big business.


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So don't be torn Nanners, there are several people here in Dallas that can appreciate Stephen A Smith... I actually like the guy now.

There is still a mutual respect... you would just be in the same camp/boat as Stephen A Smith is all.

[Nanners]

Let's be honest, at the end of the day, you & me both know the game is rigged. Game has been rigged ever since it was created... but the game is entertaining as f*ck to watch.

If people haven't learned this after watching the Falcons-Patriots Super Bowl... then I don't know what to say. Keep on believing the Bull$hit I guess, more power to you. I mean to a certain extend the game is very real... with all the injuries and hits that take place, the game is very real..... but the final score? not so much. Either way, fake or not, the atmosphere of an NFL game is something to behold.

https://y.yarn.co/b9f03ead-db43-444e-868e-309f8fec4666_text.gif

Me personally, I'm just kinda enjoying what scripts they write. If they want to script out the Cowboys losing every year, I'm still very interested for some reason. Eventually they'll have to write out a script where Stephen A Smith starts to get extremely nervous about the Cowboys reaching the promised land, and they might be playing out that script this year, but for the most part I'm slightly convinced that the league is never going to allow Jerry Jones to win another ring based on some of the things that went down in the 90s, would take too long to explain... but it has a lot to do with the economy & big business.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Id_Dm8zCII


So don't be torn Nanners, there are several people here in Dallas that can appreciate Stephen A Smith... I actually like the guy now.

There is still a mutual respect... you would just be in the same camp/boat as Stephen A Smith is all.

Of course the game is rigged... and as a seahawks fan I know this fact better than most (Superbowl XL (hawks vs steelers) was probably the most blatantly rigged game in all of NFL history)

That said, theres something in my defective brain that is telling me that I must mock the cowboys any chance I get, I wish it wasnt this way but I dont really have a choice in the matter.

Dont get me wrong, I respect the cowboys from a skill perspective... in terms of pure talent they are easily one of the best teams in the NFL

TBH I dont really understand how or why i am programmed to be such a cowboy hater... I wish that wasnt how it is, but for some reason god made me this way...

btw I cant believe you compared me to Stephen A... are you really gonna put me on the same boat as that tarded brainlet? I thought we were boys... you hurt my feels bro

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TBH I dont really understand how or why i am programmed to be such a cowboy hater... I wish that wasnt how it is, but for some reason god made me this way...

btw I cant believe you compared me to Stephen A... are you really gonna put me on the same boat as that tarded brainlet? I thought we were boys... you hurt my feels bro

two types of people in the world... those that love the Cowboys and those that love to hate them.

but everybody loves an underdog... almost 30 years without a NFC Championship Game appearance... we are starting to become that underdog.

problem is we are the most valuable sports franchise in the world and we have a great history... so we are never really look upon as an underdog.

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two types of people in the world... those that love the Cowboys and those that love to hate them.

but everybody loves an underdog... almost 30 years without a NFC Championship Game appearance... we are starting to become that underdog.

problem is we are the most valuable sports franchise in the world and we have a great history... so we are never really look upon as an underdog.



12/32 NFL franchises have never won a superbowl (thats like 37.5%). Yeah its been a little while since Dallas was on top, but 27 years ago they were superbowl champs, and the boys won a total of 3 (of their 5) championships in the 1990s... unless you are a young millenial or zoomer you were probably alive to see the last Cowboy superbowl.

IMO its gonna take several more decades of losing for the Cowboys to ever become a true underdog again. You want to know the true meaning of underdog, look at the tragic franchise histories for teams like the Browns, Bills, Lions, Vikings, etc... FFS the Arizona Cardinals were founded in 1898 and they have only won their conference once in their entire 124 year franchise history (for context the Cowboys were founded in 1960)


problem is we are the most valuable sports franchise in the world and we have a great history... so we are never really look upon as an underdog.

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According to this chart the Knicks are the most valuable franchise in the NBA, but that never stopped them from being near perpetual underdogs :oldlol:

The real problem the cowboys have is that they have 5 rings (no doubt most teams would love to have this problem). When youre one of the most winning teams in your sports history its impossible to really be a true underdog IMO... that honor is reserved for teams like the Cardinals - which had already been disappointing fans for 62 years the day the cowboys were founded.

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[1987_Lakers]

Dallas offense is terrible.

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[Duderonomy]

Cowboys looks awful last night, 3 points at home. Good God. Packers looked really bad as well. I think they can turn it around.

[1987_Lakers]

Dak out 6-8 weeks

[Duderonomy]

Dak out 6-8 weeks

Cowboys don't have a serviceable backup either. I'd give Cooper a game to see if he's any good. I wonder if Mason Rudolph or Cam is an option. Jimmy G cost too much and the 49ers want a good backup themselves.

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Cowboys don't have a serviceable backup either. I'd give Cooper a game to see if he's any good. I wonder if Mason Rudolph or Cam is an option. Jimmy G cost too much and the 49ers want a good backup themselves.


I didn't think about Cam Newton... if he's available... that would be the appropriate route to go.

all he has to do is win 3 out of the next 7... get us to a 3-5 record... 3-5 record still gives us hope with 7 teams going to the playoffs in each conference.

Might be able to sneak in with an 8-9 record.

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Stephen A Smith was right.. Cowboys are an accident waiting to happen :roll:

The entire game Cowboys offense was inept. Dak gets hurt in garbage time when the game was over. A complete clown show for the great "America's team" :oldlol:

[1987_Lakers]

Are you guys drunk? Cam Newton is trash, Cooper Rush is better at this point. Didn't Rush start last year and throw for 300 yards vs the Vikings?

Newton lost his athleticism, the one thing that made him a decent QB and he was always a mediocre passer to begin with.

[Duderonomy]

Are you guys drunk? Cam Newton is trash, Cooper Rush is better at this point. Didn't Rush start last year and throw for 300 yards vs the Vikings?

Newton lost his athleticism, the one thing that made him a decent QB and he was always a mediocre passer to begin with.
Either way the Boys gotta sign someone. They might as well go for Jimmy G. A broken thumb needs more than 7 weeks to heal especially on the throwing hand. Watson might play before Dak does.

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I told you guys.... Cooper Rush ain't that bad.

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Gallup is Back!!
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Dallas is currently the #2 overall defense in terms of DVOA (which is the best metric to measure a defense imo (and im right))

its crazy that at 5-2 with a +30 scoring differential the boys are currently 3rd in their division!

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Highest regular season ratings of all-times 42 million in the age of cord cutting no less
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