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Gohan
07-10-2022, 12:05 AM
Im excited finally get to let off an explosion lol. To a rich girl talkin beyonce rich. No more fighting porn yay:banana:
SATAN
07-10-2022, 12:16 AM
Why are you doing this? Like, seriously...Why?
It seems rather pointless. Why not just post from your main account?
highwhey
07-10-2022, 12:39 AM
piccolo isn't rich
Lakers Legend#32
07-10-2022, 02:31 AM
Don't ask marriage advice from Poopsie.
SouBeachTalents
07-10-2022, 02:51 AM
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
Howard, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old ****** with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
I'm fairly certain that Timothy Bryce and Evelyn are having an affair. Timothy is the only interesting person I know. I'm almost completely indifferent as to whether Evelyn knows I'm having an affair with Courtney Rawlinson, her closest friend. Courtney is almost perfect looking. She's usually operating on one or more psychiatric drugs; tonight I believe it's Xanax. More disturbing than the drug use, though, is the fact that she's engaged to Luis Carruthers, the biggest dufus in the business.
It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but "The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since, Elizabeth, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really. And it's beautifully stated on the album.
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.
When I get to Paul Allen's place, I use the keys I took from his pocket. There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park and is obviously more expensive than mine. I calm myself and move into the bedroom, where I find his suitcase and start to pack.
Who's going to be the first baby of the couple?
Gohan
07-10-2022, 06:31 AM
Yall just dont know how long ive gone without sex so you dont understand. I may last only 3 minutes but its gonna feel good
Gohan
07-10-2022, 06:44 AM
Why are you doing this? Like, seriously...Why?
It seems rather pointless. Why not just post from your main account?
I promise i dont have any alts
Chick Stern
07-10-2022, 12:57 PM
Don’t do it!!!
Don't ask marriage advice from Poopsie.
:roll:
Gohan
07-10-2022, 05:33 PM
Quick question do yall think i waited too late to get married? Im 28 and yes i plan on having a kid
Jasper
07-21-2022, 11:39 PM
Quick question do yall think i waited too late to get married? Im 28 and yes i plan on having a kid
OP needs to show pic of babe he is marrying otherwise he just talks the talk....
Gohan
07-22-2022, 01:44 AM
OP needs to show pic of babe he is marrying otherwise he just talks the talk....
Youre gonna see her, and i promise youll like her. It’ll be on the news, seriously
FKAri
07-22-2022, 11:14 AM
OP needs to show pic of babe he is marrying otherwise he just talks the talk....
Her name is Videl
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/scale_medium/1/14431/5826022-3206016898-movie.png
n00bie
07-22-2022, 12:57 PM
Im excited finally get to let off an explosion lol. To a rich girl talkin beyonce rich. No more fighting porn yay:banana:
No more fighting porn? Wait, you think marriage will stop you from watching porn ever again?
Lakers Legend#32
07-22-2022, 03:39 PM
Ask Chewing's ex-wife about marriage.
Gohan
07-22-2022, 03:53 PM
No more fighting porn? Wait, you think marriage will stop you from watching porn ever again?
Prob i always feel like sh1t after looking at porn. I have to repent almost immediately afterwards
Ask Chewing's ex-wife about marriage.
:roll:
72-10
07-31-2022, 12:14 AM
Her name is Videl
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/scale_medium/1/14431/5826022-3206016898-movie.png
That cartoon is not that attractive. Additionally, I think she has mental health problems, you know, like problems with her head. Maybe she needs it blessed.
72-10
07-31-2022, 12:17 AM
No more fighting porn? Wait, you think marriage will stop you from watching porn ever again?
If the relationship is healthy, I.e. If they aren't both in love with just one member of the relationship, then it might.
Lakers Legend#32
07-31-2022, 02:10 AM
Chewing said marriage is for suckers.
That's after he failed at marriage.
Gohan
07-31-2022, 05:18 AM
Nothing is wrong with marriage, my opinion is no one should ever divorce unless theres infidelity
Jasper
08-01-2022, 07:24 PM
Im excited finally get to let off an explosion lol. To a rich girl talkin beyonce rich. No more fighting porn yay:banana:
congrad's dude !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jasper
08-01-2022, 07:25 PM
Chewing said marriage is for suckers.
That's after he failed at marriage.
poopsie is a jewelry clerk / maybe he can cut a fake diamond for your loved one. lmfao
Lakers Legend#32
08-02-2022, 01:13 AM
poopsie is a jewelry clerk / maybe he can cut a fake diamond for your loved one. lmfao
Poopsie is a jewelry clerk who thinks he is Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems.
Gohan
08-10-2022, 04:28 PM
Getting married in 2 days fellas:banana:
highwhey
08-11-2022, 09:13 AM
https://scontent.fphx1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/298079576_1728024744221498_6889177523676613226_n.j pg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=0debeb&_nc_ohc=ejnrO75BYVsAX-x97pC&_nc_ht=scontent.fphx1-2.fna&oh=00_AT8PZ1zB8hRqGq298oC2EOjai2WweVXlqLqz0hnBmQia 6w&oe=62F99C29
Long Duck Dong
08-11-2022, 04:22 PM
Excuse me for sidetracking a little but I read the other day for the first time in US history that more children will be born out of wedlock this year than to 2 people in marriage
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o1D0cFtrOU0
:kobe:
Patrick Chewing
08-22-2022, 10:57 PM
And just like that, Gohan is gone. Poor bastard.
And just like that, Gohan is gone. Poor bastard.
:lol
Gohan
08-25-2022, 03:05 PM
And just like that, Gohan is gone. Poor bastard.
Im still here we’re back and it feels great!!!! :) lmao
But i must say something a little warning.
America is guilty and God does allow bad things to happen. Youll see what i mean in September
highwhey
08-25-2022, 03:33 PM
Did Op’s gayass get married?
Gohan
08-25-2022, 03:46 PM
Did Op’s gayass get married?
Yes sir!!!
Youre up next to get married highwhey. Youre getting older
highwhey
08-25-2022, 05:51 PM
Yes sir!!!
Youre up next to get married highwhey. Youre getting older
nah i'm good fam. these hoes are not the type you want to marry. they're for the streets.
Patrick Chewing
08-25-2022, 06:15 PM
The only rings these hoes deserve is onion rings.
highwhey
08-25-2022, 06:28 PM
The only rings these hoes deserve is onion rings.
word up brotha'
Lebron23
09-11-2022, 11:37 PM
Your "Wife's Dick is bigger than yours. I heard a rumor that "she" penetrated your butt every night.
Gohan
09-12-2022, 08:00 AM
Your "Wife's Dick is bigger than yours. I heard a rumor that "she" penetrated your butt every night.
Get off my d1ck my wife is finer than any girl you could ever imagine getting and we’re rich. Stop hating like the cops before i connect all the dots
Your "Wife's Dick is bigger than yours. I heard a rumor that "she" penetrated your butt every night.
:roll:
highwhey
09-12-2022, 01:58 PM
Your "Wife's Dick is bigger than yours. I heard a rumor that "she" penetrated your butt every night.
:lebronamazed:
Lakers Legend#32
09-12-2022, 03:49 PM
The only rings these hoes deserve is onion rings.
That's all Poopsie could afford for his ex-wife.
Gohan
09-12-2022, 07:03 PM
That's all Poopsie could afford for his ex-wife.
You hate patrick dont you?:oldlol:
Patrick Chewing
09-12-2022, 07:52 PM
You hate patrick dont you?:oldlol:
He's clearly my #1 fan :lol
So how many days now before september ends?
Gohan
09-28-2022, 10:16 AM
So how many days now before september ends?
I know you got a calendar but 3including today. October is a great month too :-)
Besides the devils holiday
Jasper
09-28-2022, 10:34 AM
Get off my d1ck my wife is finer than any girl you could ever imagine getting and we’re rich. Stop hating like the cops before i connect all the dots
plez put out pics of u and squeeze/ show some cred bud
I know you got a calendar but 3including today. October is a great month too :-)
Besides the devils holiday
You told us something's about to happen this month. And we are all eager to find out what it is.
Op caught lying again. :facepalm
Jasper
05-21-2023, 07:09 PM
no pics no cred... just ask Patrick
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