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hiphopanonymous
07-10-2022, 01:07 AM
Chet has shown great star promise in his debut but also looks like a target to get bullied to death with his 190lb 7 foot whatever frame. I wince watching him even think about snaring a rebound in traffic with that thin solar plexus of his. I expect a lot of timeouts called for him this season as he'll get the wind knocked out of him at least once a week. The big what-if is if he will just be smart and stay outside, if so I think he can mitigate his pain. I don't expect to see him put on weight anytime soon with such a low starting point.

https://lede-admin.defector.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/28/2022/05/GettyImages-1238222800.jpg?w=1200

Zion on the other hand appears to have developed that bone on bone kind of pain. Opposite of Chet, Zion actually looks pretty invulnerable through contact thanks to his thick sheath of blubber. But worryingly it's this same strength that may be his undoing since his pre and post-game walk through the tunnel is what really makes you wince. That side to side sway typified by the people most likely to require a scooter at Walmart. The big what-if is if he can lose weight to mitigate his pain? Tall order with his mountain dew sponsor on the line.

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So who's going to have to play through more pain this season?

Axe
07-10-2022, 01:25 AM
Welcome back op. :cheers:

hiphopanonymous
08-25-2022, 12:54 PM
So despite Zions painful rookie stint Chet takes the lead after a single pre season pickup game injury that takes him out the entire year :facepalm

FultzNationRISE
08-25-2022, 01:18 PM
Rrr3 be like:

“Which ever player exists more.”

hiphopanonymous
08-25-2022, 01:24 PM
Rrr3 be like:

“Which ever player exists more.”

oh shit :roll:

TheGoatest
08-25-2022, 01:35 PM
Chet or Zion

https://images.photowall.com/products/69467/oliver-hardy-and-stan-laurel-2.jpg?h=699&q=85

Axe
08-25-2022, 02:07 PM
Reminds me of joel embiid bt.

RachlNicholsazz
08-25-2022, 03:24 PM
Rrr3 be like:

“Which ever player exists more.”

Savage :roll:

Where you at RRR3? Defend herself!

jstern
08-28-2022, 06:49 PM
Rrr3 be like:

“Which ever player exists more.”

:roll: :applause: For the wit, and not because it pokes fun at RRR3.

HylianNightmare
08-28-2022, 07:26 PM
Fat boy

Full Court
08-28-2022, 07:49 PM
Rrr3 be like:

“Which ever player exists more.”

:roll:

Full Court
08-28-2022, 07:49 PM
I'm not convinced Chet's going to be a star.

SaltyMeatballs
08-28-2022, 08:03 PM
Zion is muscular but I think his extra blubber will serve as a protection for him. He still needs to lose weight which won't be difficult

Chet is built like a single piece of bristle of a toothbrush, and one bump by Zion would send him flying to the other side of the court. I wish his skinny ass well though

8Ball
08-28-2022, 10:21 PM
Zion is muscular but I think his extra blubber will serve as a protection for him. He still needs to lose weight which won't be difficult

Chet is built like a single piece of bristle of a toothbrush, and one bump by Zion would send him flying to the other side of the court. I wish his skinny ass well though

Zion's extra blubber is making all his joints ****ed up by his own doing.