Would you rather sleep with four gorgeous hunnies or six ratchet skeezers??

[FultzNationRISE]

Guys I know this question may not seem relevant to basketball on the surface, but trust me, there’s a deep underlying point that I will reveal to you later in the thread, and it will absolutely blow your mind when you realize the connection. For now just give me your answers.

And I want SERIOUS responses only, please.

[bullettooth]

Dog shit thread.

[FultzNationRISE]

Dog shit thread.


WHAT THE **** DID I JUST SAY???? :mad: :mad: :mad:

[AirBonner]

Op has a point

[warriorfan]

When faced with this question Delonte West picked one ratchet skeezer.

[LLL3]

Don't fall for it. OP is one of the ratchet skeezers. He gots monkeypox of the ass

[Spuddywebby]

Is this about Lambo? :milton:

[Gohan]

Id rather fvck 1,000,000 bad b1tches than the other two options. Thats me not lebron or jordan i dont have to idolize like kids

[FultzNationRISE]

Ok, uh, guys? We're getting wayyy off topic here. Let's stick to the subject at hand.

Four INCREDIBLY high quality experiences, or six mediocre-at-best ones?

What do you guys prefer?

When the time is appropriate, I will reveal what the analogy is.

[IMObjective]

As incredibly impactful as lebron is on the court, Jordan always put on a real show. His finals were definitely more fun to watch than lebron's, but that's just me. For me, the gorgeous hunnies are Jordan's finals.

[AirBonner]

I’ll answer your question with a question. Would you rather have 6 meals of soup cans or 4 perfectly cooked steak dinners?

[FultzNationRISE]

I’ll answer your question with a question. Would you rather have 6 meals of soup cans or 4 perfectly cooked steak dinners?

What about four luxury sports cars or six raggedy hoopties?

[AirBonner]

What about four luxury sports cars or six raggedy hoopties?

Bingo bango. Quality over quantity

[TheMan]

Since when is a strike shortened season and a Mickey Mouse ring seen as quality?

[RRR3]

I'd rather sleep with my underage cousin
:biggums:

[Spuddywebby]

I’d rather sleep with trans women

:biggums:

[Gohan]

Since when is a strike shortened season and a Mickey Mouse ring seen as quality?

Damn dat ether

[Gohan]

my baby daddy is a mascot


The fvck are you talking bout?

[bison]

imagine getting 10 opportunities to bang a fine hunnie and 6 of those times you couldn't get it up, and another 3 times you need outside help in the form of multiple doses of viagra. you could never respect a man like that. give me a man who finishes and comes through EVERY time he gets the opportunity, ANY day

[Full Court]

Would you rather hit on six chicks, and pick all six of them up...


Or would you rather hit on 10 chicks, and get rejected by six of them. :lol

Of course, this is an analogy that Bronies probably won't understand, since getting rejected by chicks is the only thing they know.

[Full Court]

imagine getting 10 opportunities to bang a fine hunnie and 6 of those times you couldn't get it up, and another 3 times you need outside help in the form of multiple doses of viagra. you could never respect a man like that. give me a man who finishes and comes through EVERY time he gets the opportunity, ANY day

^And this.

[MrFonzworth]

I’d rather sleep with trans women



:biggums:

Soyboy bdsm trans lover shut down

[kawhileonard2]

What about four luxury sports cars or six raggedy hoopties?

What about having stole those cars vs earning them on your own?

[kawhileonard2]

imagine getting 10 opportunities to bang a fine hunnie and 6 of those times you couldn't get it up, and another 3 times you need outside help in the form of multiple doses of viagra. you could never respect a man like that. give me a man who finishes and comes through EVERY time he gets the opportunity, ANY day

Good point!

[Spurs m8]

I'm sure most bronnies would take anything, at this point

Anything to end their life as a virgin....including you, op

[bison]

I'm sure most bronnies would take anything, at this point

Anything to end their life as a virgin....including you, op

Sad but true. It’s not even about basketball for them anymore.

[Shooter]

Quality counts.

I'll take four gorgeous hunnies over six ratchet skeezers any day.

4 > 6

[Shooter]

Since when is a strike shortened season and a Mickey Mouse ring seen as quality?

Mikey Mouse 90s rings are ALL Disney rings :lol

[Mask the Embiid]

I’ll pick the 6 toxic ratchet thots for 300 Alex. 6 beats 4…. It’s just math

Edit o no, I just seen who made this thread… this was about jordan vs lebron…. ILL TAKE THE 4!

[LLL3]

Mods? Seriously? :ohwell:

[TheMan]

Mikey Mouse 90s rings are ALL Disney rings :lol

Nope, LeBron is owner of literally the only Mickey Mouse ring :lol

[SATAN]

Just one cousin will do.

:milton

[TheMan]

:milton

Is that all you got, you degenerate demon?

[Jasper]

4 honeys if I can rotate them from tallest to shortest

[HylianNightmare]

One wife

[dankok8]

Lebron James

2012 Thunder: 58 wins, +6.44 SRS (wins over an 82-game season)
2013 Spurs: 58 wins, +6.67 SRS
2016 Warriors: 73 wins, +10.38 SRS
2020 Hea: 49 wins, +2.59 SRS (wins over an 82-game season)

Average: 59.5 wins, +6.52 SRS

Michael Jordan

1991 Lakers: 58 wins, +6.73 SRS
1992 Blazers: 57 wins, +6.94 SRS
1993 Suns: 62 wins, +6.27 SRS
1996 Sonics: 64 wins, +7.40 SRS
1997 Jazz: 64 wins, +7.97 SRS
1998 Jazz: 62 wins, +5.73 SRS

Average: 61.2 wins, +6.84 SRS

The quality is comparable. The 2016 Warriors are the best team either guy beat but their playoff form wasn't great and Lebron also beat the 2020 Heat who are easily the worst team either guy beat so it kind of evens out.

6 chips > 4 chips

Sorry lads!

[Chick Stern]

Mods? Seriously? :ohwell:
Kay Karen

https://www.hottesthaircuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Karen-Haircut-10.jpg

[3ba11]

A hot ratchet chick that's all tatted up with an attitude and insane body > a bougie Beyonce type

[FultzNationRISE]

Guys, I am not quite ready to reveal what this thread topic is an analogy to.

But soon.

Soon.

[kawhileonard2]

Lebron James

2012 Thunder: 58 wins, +6.44 SRS (wins over an 82-game season)
2013 Spurs: 58 wins, +6.67 SRS
2016 Warriors: 73 wins, +10.38 SRS
2020 Hea: 49 wins, +2.59 SRS (wins over an 82-game season)

Average: 59.5 wins, +6.52 SRS

Michael Jordan

1991 Lakers: 58 wins, +6.73 SRS
1992 Blazers: 57 wins, +6.94 SRS
1993 Suns: 62 wins, +6.27 SRS
1996 Sonics: 64 wins, +7.40 SRS
1997 Jazz: 64 wins, +7.97 SRS
1998 Jazz: 62 wins, +5.73 SRS

Average: 61.2 wins, +6.84 SRS

The quality is comparable. The 2016 Warriors are the best team either guy beat but their playoff form wasn't great and Lebron also beat the 2020 Heat who are easily the worst team either guy beat so it kind of evens out.

6 chips > 4 chips

Sorry lads!

Yep! And did it for the franchise that drafted him.