Would You Rather Eat a Stoat or a Marmot?

[Full Court]

Simple question. Let's say you're starving to death and you have to choose between eating stoat meat or marmot meat. Portion size is the same whichever one you choose.

Would you choose the stoat?

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Or the marmot?

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[warriorfan]

Marmot. Herbivore animals are pretty much always better for eating over predators.

[fsvr54]

They actually eat marmots in some countries like Mongolia.

[Long Duck Dong]

Marmots are like big squirrels so they probably taste ok. I've eaten regular squirrels before and they are ok if BBQ'd. Stoats are probably full of prions and shit. Eating a little bit won't kill you but a lot could could potentially fvck up your brain