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Full Court
08-22-2022, 06:32 AM
First he saves the world from a nuclear holocaust with North Korea, now he's apparently heading to Russia to free Brittney Griner (who, incidentally, is an inch taller than he is).

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/nba-hall-of-famer-dennis-rodman-says-he-got-permission-to-go-to-russia-to-help-seek-brittney-griners-release-154938268.html

Homie might get himself a Nobel Peace Prize before he's through.
theman93
08-22-2022, 08:24 AM
Think he'll also go to Afghanistan to rescue the Americans the Biden Administration left behind?
SATAN
08-22-2022, 10:43 PM
First Chicago, then North Korea and now Russia. :bowdown:
AirBonner
08-22-2022, 10:45 PM
Very similar to how he rescued MJ
Full Court
08-22-2022, 10:49 PM
Very similar to how he rescued MJ

Good point. MJ was never able to win before Rodman came along.

Oh wait......

:lol
TheGoatest
08-23-2022, 05:42 AM
Very similar to how he rescued MJ

I too thought this thread was about the Bulls' acquisition of Rodman in 1995 to fill the void of Horace Grant's departure, which led to the Bulls losing in the 2nd round as the favorites against a team that got swept in the finals.
Full Court
08-23-2022, 06:26 AM
I too thought this thread was about the Bulls' acquisition of Rodman in 1995 to fill the void of Horace Grant's departure, which led to the Bulls losing in the 2nd round as the favorites against a team that got swept in the finals.

Desperation. :lol
LeGoat4Life
08-23-2022, 11:41 AM
Rodman to the rescue, we are not worthy

Unlike Lebron who is still busy kneeling to China :oldlol:
Derka
08-23-2022, 12:40 PM
100% sure that had the DPRK ever actually launched a live nuke, it would have done a Looney Tunes-style 180% turn, fallen on Pyongyang and likely not detonated until Kim Jong-Wiley coyote walked up to it and tapped it with a mallet.
SouBeachTalents
08-23-2022, 01:56 PM
Just like the ‘96 Finals.
TheGoatest
08-23-2022, 02:28 PM
Just like the ‘96 Finals.

jordon in the championship-clinching game 6: 5-19 shooting (14 missed field goals)
Rodman in the championship-clinching game 6: 11 offensive rebounds.

https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/garbage-man-holding-plastic-bag-260nw-1994117054.jpg

:roll:
Patrick Chewing
08-23-2022, 03:17 PM
Would be hilarious if he comes back with her.
RogueBorg
08-23-2022, 03:47 PM
Would be hilarious if he comes back with her.

That would be amazingly funny.
Full Court
08-23-2022, 07:57 PM
Question: You're being held hostage in a hostile foreign country. Who do you want to show up? A Navy SEAL team? A British SAS team? Or Dennis Rodman.

Dennis Rodman is the obvious choice.
Cold soul
08-28-2022, 12:11 AM
Would be hilarious if he comes back with her.

Yeah it would be hilarious :oldlol:
light
08-28-2022, 04:58 AM
First he saves the world from a nuclear holocaust with North Korea, now he's apparently heading to Russia to free Brittney Griner (who, incidentally, is an inch taller than he is).

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/nba-hall-of-famer-dennis-rodman-says-he-got-permission-to-go-to-russia-to-help-seek-brittney-griners-release-154938268.html

Homie might get himself a Nobel Peace Prize before he's through.

Rodman works for the CIA.
8Ball
08-28-2022, 08:22 AM
I too thought this thread was about the Bulls' acquisition of Rodman in 1995 to fill the void of Horace Grant's departure, which led to the Bulls losing in the 2nd round as the favorites against a team that got swept in the finals.

Without a rebounder like rodman, 95 would have repeated itself in 96 97 98.

So OP thread title is correct.

Rodman to the rescue.