Gretzky, Mayweather, Brady, Tiger, Ronaldo, Jordan dropped off in middle of jungle

[RachlNicholsazz]

Surrounded by thick forest, hostile natives, poisonous snakes, and dangerous predators. No supplies, weapons or phones. It's dozens of miles to the nearest village and they have to find their way to safety.

1. Which one becomes the alphas of alphas in the pack?

2. Which one gets kicked out first?

3. Which one dies first?

4. Which one gets all the glory when they make it to safety?

[FilmyCogTurner]

Tiger is gone - the guy can't even handle perfect conditions with millions in his bank account. That or the experience fully breaks him and he's able to rebuild.

[AlternativeAcc.]

Brady or Gretsky are the alphas. They are probably co-alphas

I could see Tiger in the mix.

Intelligence is the most important asset. All of them are physically capable.

Jordan is bottom bitch/slave... he follows orders and does grunt work. He's the least cerebral athlete in history and the worst decision maker possibly ever. Slave.

[MrFonzworth]

They all die.

[1987_Lakers]

They all die.

Only correct answer.

[warriorfan]

jordan

mayweather

mayweather

jordan

[hateraid]

Gretzky put Jordan in his place already. Taught Jordan how to tip. Mayweather would just take the whole bill. Pretty easy to distinguish the alpha

[hateraid]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sportbible.com/nba/news-nba-michael-jordan-was-embarrassed-in-a-casino-by-sporting-legend-20210912.amp.html

[hateraid]

Honest answer is Mayweather. Physical dominance rules. Replace Mayweather with Tyson and see what happens. They'll all die but on Tyson's watch

[BarberSchool]

Mayweather weighs 135-140 lbs, he’s 5’8”

Dude isn’t even a fully grown man.

Jordan, Brady, and Gretzky are obviously the leadership trio.

[BarberSchool]

Honest answer is Mayweather. Physical dominance rules. Replace Mayweather with Tyson and see what happens. They'll all die but on Tyson's watchLMMFAO at a 5’8” 135-140lb Manlet physically dominating anyone 6’6” and 215lbs. You must be a delusional Manlet who buys into that pound for pound BS a little too much.

There’s an OBVIOUS reason there are weight classes.

If they’re weren’t weight classes, heavyweights and occasionally light heavyweights would never lose matches against small dudes. Ever.

[AlternativeAcc.]

Honest answer is Mayweather. Physical dominance rules. Replace Mayweather with Tyson and see what happens. They'll all die but on Tyson's watch

Physical dominance rules... when intelligence and planning is whats most important.... and by far the smallest guy in the group rules due to physical dominance...

Interesting take

[KNOW1EDGE]

Mayweather is at an advantage because you don’t have to read in the jungle

[Axe]

Lol all the odds in the op are stacked against them.

[TheGoatest]

jordon would gamble away all of his food and water in a game of 3 coconut shell monte, and would be the first to die.

[1987_Lakers]

jordon would gamble away all of his food and water in a game of 3 coconut shell monte, and would be the first to die.

:oldlol:

[jstern]

Jordan is the most alpha male human that I'm aware off.


https://youtu.be/f7C5uYCiAs0

I haven't read the story in over ten years, but Jordan made the player who played the younger Jordan run to the parking lot and cry. And all because something snapped in his mind when he entered the gym and saw the guy trying to imitate his dunks.

[Axe]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9gxbj7j2C9c

Looks like jordan's 'alphaness' climaxed by punching a smaller teammate in the face. :oldlol:

[TheMan]

Mayweather is at an advantage because you don’t have to read in the jungle

:oldlol:

[Johnny32]

lealpha
brady kicked out
gretzky (this isn't a movie...white guy dies first here)
legoat

[Johnny32]

jordon would gamble away all of his food and water in a game of 3 coconut shell monte, and would be the first to die.

rofl

[baudkarma]

Tiger becomes the leader. He's the guy who gets everyone to safety. The reason I say this is because he has actually trained with Navy SEALS. He wanted to join them earlier in his life. He's been to their camps. He learned to shoot firearms, skydive, that sort of thing. Tiger would know what's safe to eat and what's poisonous. How to find safe drinking water. How to navigate the groups way to civilization.

https://www.grunge.com/313106/the-truth-about-tiger-woods-navy-seal-training/

[AlternativeAcc.]

Tiger becomes the leader. He's the guy who gets everyone to safety. The reason I say this is because he has actually trained with Navy SEALS. He wanted to join them earlier in his life. He's been to their camps. He learned to shoot firearms, skydive, that sort of thing. Tiger would know what's safe to eat and what's poisonous. How to find safe drinking water. How to navigate the groups way to civilization.

https://www.grunge.com/313106/the-truth-about-tiger-woods-navy-seal-training/
There's no firearms or planes to jump out of in the jungle.

And I doubt he did any thorough training on how to survive in the jungle.

Mentally though, he's probably the most equipped to handle that situation. Not because of Navy Seal "training" he did 15 years ago, but because Golf is the most mentally challenging sport of the bunch which makes him better suited to handle strategic planning under stressful conditions.

[Sulico]

Mayweather would dodge confrontation with anyone who's not sick/injured. He would also tickle his opponents and declare himself a winner by decision.

[iamgine]

The title might as well be "6 random people dropped off in middle of jungle"

[Johnny32]

Mayweather would dodge confrontation with anyone who's not sick/injured. He would also tickle his opponents and declare himself a winner by decision.

Jordone would dodge confrontation with anyone who's not a white midget. Alpha's who've cucked Miguel Jordone.

cartwright
parrish
tyson

i'm sure there's many more.

[Axe]

Jordan only has big hands.

[LLL3]

lealpha
brady kicked out
gretzky (this isn't a movie...white guy dies first here)
legoat


Sounds like this group is for GOATs, Lebron wasn't invited. He is on the "almost GOAT" group.

Breaking News. Lebron has been kicked out before the challenge has begun for trying to sneak a super team on board the plane along with illegal PEDs and JR Smith.

[OrlandoMagicGuy]

Manning > Brady