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bison
01-25-2023, 05:48 PM
NEVER forget that, MJ is still God, and Kobe is the Lord Jesus Christ, and Lebron James is a false idol bows to them BOTH :no:

"For MJ so loved the game, that he gave his only begotten Son, Kobe, that whosoever believeth in him should not fail, but have everlasting success." -Jordan 8:24

https://i.ibb.co/4MB4d4C/BDXTm-Xx-CAAEw-WEk.jpg https://i.ibb.co/4MtnrVs/Bucrdb-TCAAAYmj-D.jpg

1987_Lakers
01-25-2023, 05:51 PM
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kcOxRPoeqTM

SouBeachTalents
01-25-2023, 05:55 PM
That’s actually from Jordan 6:24

RRR3
01-25-2023, 06:00 PM
Kobe was legit a Shai Gilgeous Alexander level player with hype, people like OP are hilarious

bison
01-25-2023, 06:05 PM
Kobe was legit a Shai Gilgeous Alexander level player with hype, people like OP are hilarious

Any basketball fan, reporter, player, coach, analyst would laugh at you for saying this. ISH is the only place you're allowed to say retarded stuff. But this is typical of an tranny atheist Jew like yourself to deny and reject God (MJ/Kobe)

Spurs m8
01-25-2023, 06:27 PM
Great thread

Full Court
01-25-2023, 06:40 PM
Kobe was legit a Shai Gilgeous Alexander level player with hype, people like OP are hilarious

Dumb thread, but this post is beyond idiotic.

Not that an idiotic post is in any way surprising coming from RRR3tard.

FKAri
01-25-2023, 06:53 PM
LeGod has put in every human heart an intuition to the divine. Even when the facts are incomplete the clues lead to an inevitable conclusion. You sense it in your gut; in your heart. When you feel LeGod, you just know. For the blasphemers, however this sensation is only present in the ass. This is a punishment for them. Nonetheless the presence of LeGod is felt by all.

He has come down in flesh to live with us as The Chosen One. Many incorrectly assume he tattooed that phrase on himself but it's actually a birth mark. But not any birth mark. Geneticists have narrowed it down to a gene which is responsible for nothing else except that mark. Oh and also large gonads. It is believed the gene exists to let all other humans know who The Chosen One is from both the front and the back.

There are many other divine signs. His ability to walk on an NBA court in a way that is a violation for any other. His combination of power and grace. He hits like a bull and pounces like a panther with footwork that puts not just Michael Jordan but also Michael Jackson to shame. There are many signs for the discerning among us.

SouBeachTalents
01-25-2023, 06:56 PM
LeGod has put in every human heart an intuition to the divine. Even when the facts are incomplete the clues lead to an inevitable conclusion. You sense it in your gut; in your heart. When you feel LeGod, you just know. For the blasphemers, however this sensation is only present in the ass. This is a punishment for them. Nonetheless the presence of LeGod is felt by all.

He has come down in flesh to live with us as The Chosen One. Many incorrectly assume he tattooed that phrase on himself but it's actually a birth mark. But not any birth mark. Geneticists have narrowed it down to a gene which is responsible for nothing else except that mark. Oh and also large gonads. It is believed the gene exists to let all other humans know who The Chosen One is from both the front and the back.

There are many other divine signs. His ability to walk on an NBA court in a way that is a violation for any other. His combination of power and grace. He hits like a bull and pounces like a panther with footwork that puts not just Michael Jordan but also Michael Jackson to shame. There are many signs for the discerning among us.
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n00bie
01-25-2023, 07:12 PM
Is this your King? https://youtu.be/PKMeeOFSZAw

Spurs m8
01-25-2023, 07:16 PM
Is this your King? https://youtu.be/PKMeeOFSZAw

Thus was such a LeBarry moment, because they were down, not level.

Full Court
01-25-2023, 07:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4FASlXf_fA

FKAri
01-25-2023, 07:21 PM
Is this your King? https://youtu.be/PKMeeOFSZAw

Letting everyone have a chance at salvation. While willing to sacrifice Himself for their sins? Certainly no ordinary King but a God. Le God.

ArbitraryWater
01-25-2023, 08:11 PM
Kobe was iteray Booker / LaVine type player that came up at the right time and place next to peak Shaq in the LA market..

ImKobe
01-26-2023, 01:12 AM
Kobe was legit a Shai Gilgeous Alexander level player with hype, people like OP are hilarious

You on a new type of medication or something?


Kobe was iteray Booker / LaVine type player that came up at the right time and place next to peak Shaq in the LA market..

Booker's had chances to put up prime/peak KB numbers on bad teams, in a much easier era at that.. not even close.