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Full Court
02-10-2023, 06:50 AM
https://babylonbee.com/news/lebron-james-breaks-nba-all-time-flopping-record/

https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/63e3d7b9cf2be63e3d7b9cf2bf.jpg

The NBA has confirmed that in addition to setting a new scoring record, LeBron James has broken the record for the largest number of flops in basketball history.

"This is the stuff of legends," said NBA Commissioner Adam Silver. "Mr. James has sailed past previous records set by Reggie Miller, Vlade Divac, and Dick Van Dyke, and has earned himself a place in flopping history as the greatest flopper in the history of the game."

"Congratulations, King James!"

Sources say that while James has scored over 38,000 points in his NBA career, he has successfully flopped over 580,000 times. "Each dramatic flop has a look and a feel all its own," said Silver. "James is original, daring, and dramatic. And the crowd loves it! There's nothing the crowd loves more than the game being stopped every 4 seconds to shoot free throws. Just thrilling!"

At publishing time, the NBA had confirmed James also broke the all-time whining record.

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Jasper
02-10-2023, 11:29 AM
precious ----- the chosen one
Gudo
02-10-2023, 11:54 AM
#JustAKidFromAkron #MaybeItsMe
Full Court
02-10-2023, 08:54 PM
#JustAKidFromAkron #MaybeItsMe

#AStormIsAComin
#PlayoffModeActivated




#LeShrivel
kawhileonard2
02-10-2023, 10:35 PM
Good post!
FKAri
02-13-2023, 12:16 PM
https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/63e3d7b9cf2be63e3d7b9cf2bf.jpg:

This is a remarkable pic. LeAtlas shouldering the weight of humanity's cruelty and evil. Absorbing it while absolving us. All while containing his disappointment. He does it because He can. Because if not Him then who else? So He must. Because without Him we are lost. Just look at Paul George's face. He is being forced to self reflect on his failures. Does it not make you reflect on your own failures and faults? I know it does for me.

And all this still pales in comparison to the burden of having to carry these goddammed Lakers scrubs. Thanks for posting this OP.
Airupthere
02-13-2023, 12:22 PM
But what is his travel/flop ratio? That may be a more telling metric.
Full Court
02-13-2023, 08:58 PM
But what is his travel/flop ratio? That may be a more telling metric.

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Full Court
02-19-2023, 09:05 PM
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kawhileonard2
02-19-2023, 10:06 PM
Thought maybe number of times of stacking the deck.
Airupthere
02-19-2023, 10:48 PM
Thought maybe number of times of stacking the deck.

That’s another one and it won’t be broken in this lifetime.