so wtf did we shoot down over alaska?

[diamenz]

cylindrical shape?

unmanned?

apparently we can't find it now?

[Patrick Chewing]

NORAD reported another one over Canada just now.

[highwhey]

good time to get your walkie talkies, generators, and go fill up on gas/diesel.

[diamenz]

https://media.giphy.com/media/vv41HlvfogHAY/giphy.gif

[diamenz]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fot-_HZWIAEJWQ4.jpg

https://edition.cnn.com/2023/02/11/politics/unidentified-object-alaska-military-latest/index.html

[diamenz]

Attention people of Earth, we have visited your planet on a peace mission to redirect the incoming asteroid that will surely destroy your planet. However, the research probe that was critical to your survival has been destroyed. We regret that the next probe will be too late to continue your survival.

cnn.com

[Patrick Chewing]

We still have one last option for our survival:

https://images2.imgbox.com/7c/1e/LfTyoOQj_o.png

[diamenz]

We still have one last option for our survival:

https://images2.imgbox.com/7c/1e/LfTyoOQj_o.png

that kind of a balloon would have it's own gravitational pull.

[Jasper]

That balloon shot down over Alaska was manned , but the public doesn't know it.

It had a bunch of N. Korean kids that said they were visiting their hero Patrick poopsie.

[highwhey]

that kind of a balloon would have it's own gravitational pull.

i rmbr when you posted your picture and you were fat as fvck too, so what u talking about willis?

thse fatbois eat some bacon for breakfast and get the nerve to be bold. shit taste for rap too. :mad:

[diamenz]

i rmbr when you posted your picture and you were fat as fvck too, so what u talking about willis?

thse fatbois eat some bacon for breakfast and get the nerve to be bold. shit taste for rap too. :mad:

i never posted my picture here dude lol. :confusedshrug:

[Patrick Chewing]

i rmbr when you posted your picture and you were fat as fvck too, so what u talking about willis?

thse fatbois eat some bacon for breakfast and get the nerve to be bold. shit taste for rap too. :mad:

Meltdown

[highwhey]

i never posted my picture here dude lol. :confusedshrug:

it wasn't all of you, but you were holding up a cat, saw enough of your arm to come to the conclusion you're fat.

[diamenz]

it wasn't all of you, but you were holding up a cat, saw enough of your arm to come to the conclusion you're fat.

i have a cat, but don't recall posting any pics. bro i'm 5'8" 170 thin as a rail.

don't be jelly, my bigga ni99@.

[highwhey]

i have a cat, but don't recall posting any pics. bro i'm 5'8" 170 thin as a rail.

don't be jelly, my bigga ni99@.

yeah you posted a pic. said something about how you lost your cat. i think you had some jordans or nike shoe box in the background. there was a pic dawg. i'm not weird like fatrick or warriorfan so i won't waste time looking for the post like they would.

[diamenz]

yeah you posted a pic. said something about how you lost your cat. i think you had some jordans or nike shoe box in the background. there was a pic dawg. i'm not weird like fatrick or warriorfan so i won't waste time looking for the post like they would.

beats me. :confusedshrug:

[Patrick Chewing]

i have a cat, but don't recall posting any pics. bro i'm 5'8" 170 thin as a rail.

don't be jelly, my bigga ni99@.

His belly is full of jelly.

So we seemed to have shot down 3 other objects since we shot down the balloon, but the government has not said what these objects were. Seems pretty suspicious to me. Not the objects, but the vaugery of the government as usual. They think we're stupid.

[diamenz]

His belly is full of jelly.

So we seemed to have shot down 3 other objects since we shot down the balloon, but the government has not said what these objects were. Seems pretty suspicious to me. Not the objects, but the vaugery of the government as usual. They think we're stupid.

i'll be waiting for the mothership to appear over the stadium at halftime.

[Patrick Chewing]

The Covenant has found us.

[bladefd]

Another one was shot just today over Lake Huron. I don't know what's going on :lol

[JohnnySic]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FozDiOdWYAAftRT?format=jpg&name=900x900

[n00bie]

https://www.foxnews.com/world/china-claims-unidentified-object-airspace-prepared-shoot-down

Looks like we sent 1 back to China.

WW3 starting from balloons lol.

[Patrick Chewing]

I think we're definitely under attack by the Chinese or some other entity disguised as the Chinese. These could be trial runs for some kind of nuclear EMP blast that would really be bad for this country. EMP blasts would knock every plane out of the sky.

[SATAN]

I think we're definitely under attack by the Chinese or some other entity disguised as the Chinese. These could be trial runs for some kind of nuclear EMP blast that would really be bad for this country. EMP blasts would knock every plane out of the sky.

Jumping to conclusions much? lol

[Patrick Chewing]

Jumping to conclusions much? lol

The EMP threat is real. Look it up.

[SATAN]

I know what it is.

[jstern]

https://images2.imgbox.com/72/c3/QIAs956A_o.jpg

[jstern]

https://images2.imgbox.com/72/c3/QIAs956A_o.jpg

I just want to say that even though we all goof around with each other here, this was not an attempt to tease highwhey. I just thought this image looked really good because it kind of tells a story. An unidentified flying object, an F-16 scoping it out, and the highwhey balloon looking down at it with those eyes and a worried expression. Worried about what might just happen.

It gives a human face to the spy balloon.

[Patrick Chewing]

https://images2.imgbox.com/72/c3/QIAs956A_o.jpg

I want to see if I can get this printed out as a poster and put it in my room. It's that good.


I will do this.

[jstern]

I want to see if I can get this printed out as a poster and put it in my room. It's that good.


I will do this.

That's a really good idea. There are many companies that can do this, like Shutterfly. The only problem is that I couldn't find a higher resolution version of that F-16 image. So the quality will suffer the bigger the poster. It might start looking bad after 4x6.

But you gave me the idea of printing them out as a sketch on 4 x 6 paper and maybe framing it, put it on the fridge or something.

https://images2.imgbox.com/16/fb/vyUgUgak_o.png

These won't lose quality the bigger you print them.

https://images2.imgbox.com/ad/4b/OwkWWoV6_o.jpg
I love the way the balloon looks in this one. It's absolutely beautiful.

https://images2.imgbox.com/5d/d5/Hw4Y7Byk_o.jpg
This one is very nice too.

Edit: You have to view them on a computer monitor to really appreciate them. Rather than a phone screen.

[TheMan]

:roll:

[Patrick Chewing]

Partisan politics aside, how in the hell has the President not addressed the nation yet?? We've shot down 4 objects over the United States in the last week and not a peep about them. Just gross incompetence to leave the American public in the dark.

[AirBonner]

It appears these balloons are a mere distraction to the train derailment and Chernobyl situation unfolding in Ohio

[Patrick Chewing]

It appears these balloons are a mere distraction to the train derailment and Chernobyl situation unfolding in Ohio

https://s.abcnews.com/images/US/ohio-train-derailment-1-ap-230_hpMain_20230207-060432_16x9_992.jpg

[Patrick Chewing]

What in the world is Biden waiting for in letting the American people know what in the hell they shot down?? 4 separate objects shot down by military fighter jets, and no one can confirm what they were. So we just shot down random objects without confirming what they were?

Again, this administration thinks the American public is stupid, so they lie to us on a daily basis, and the mainstream media protects the administration by throwing them softball questions.



What I think? We may have shot down something Russian, and that's why there's all this secrecy.

[Axe]

Breakdown.

[┌∩┐(﹒︠益﹒︡)┌∩┐]

What in the world is Biden waiting for in letting the American people know what in the hell they shot down?? 4 separate objects shot down by military fighter jets, and no one can confirm what they were. So we just shot down random objects without confirming what they were?

Again, this administration thinks the American public is stupid, so they lie to us on a daily basis, and the mainstream media protects the administration by throwing them softball questions.



What I think? We may have shot down something Russian, and that's why there's all this secrecy.

What a meltdown followed by an awful take. Didn't expect anything more from you

[Patrick Chewing]

What a meltdown followed by an awful take. Didn't expect anything more from you

You can gladly post elsewhere then.

https://media.tenor.com/AmD65XsxmyMAAAAM/in-there-out.gif

[highwhey]

What a meltdown followed by an awful take. Didn't expect anything more from you

:roll:

[Patrick Chewing]

https://i.ibb.co/sVMNFkk/homer.png

[bladefd]

What in the world is Biden waiting for in letting the American people know what in the hell they shot down?? 4 separate objects shot down by military fighter jets, and no one can confirm what they were. So we just shot down random objects without confirming what they were?

Again, this administration thinks the American public is stupid, so they lie to us on a daily basis, and the mainstream media protects the administration by throwing them softball questions.



What I think? We may have shot down something Russian, and that's why there's all this secrecy.

How often does the military open up classified documents to the public, especially just a week in? We might gets bits and snippets, but if you want the full trove of documents into the investigation after the navy divers recovered it, forget it. You won't get it anytime soon. It will probably release publicly in 30-40 years.

[Patrick Chewing]

How often does the military open up classified documents to the public, especially just a week in? We might gets bits and snippets, but if you want the full trove of documents into the investigation after the navy divers recovered it, forget it. You won't get it anytime soon. It will probably release publicly in 30-40 years.

What documents man? The President just has to hold a press conference and tell us what the hell he ordered to be shot down. When was the last time a U.S. fighter jet fired missiles at an object over U.S. soil?? This is unprecedented.

[SATAN]

Swamp gas.

[bladefd]

What documents man? The President just has to hold a press conference and tell us what the hell he ordered to be shot down. When was the last time a U.S. fighter jet fired missiles at an object over U.S. soil?? This is unprecedented.

Not only documents, but the story details might be kept classified.

[highwhey]

Swamp gas.

is that what we're calling patricks' farts now?

[Nanners]

99 chinese balloons
Carrying an unknown payload
Flying over USA
Shot one down just yesterday
Now they call them ufos
What they are no-one knows
As we stare up to the sky
99 chinese balloons go by...

[Patrick Chewing]

It gets even more embarrassing for the Biden administration. It seems that we spent $800,000 to shoot down a $20 balloon from a balloon club that reported one of their balloons went missing around Lake Huron.

Holy shit. :oldlol: :facepalm

[bladefd]

It gets even more embarrassing for the Biden administration. It seems that we spent $800,000 to shoot down a $20 balloon from a balloon club that reported one of their balloons went missing around Lake Huron.

Holy shit. :oldlol: :facepalm

We got paranoid after the very first balloon, which was most likely a spy balloon

[warriorfan]

We got paranoid after the very first balloon, which was most likely a spy balloon

“we”

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[jstern]

“we”

:roll: :roll: :roll:

I read Bladefd's comment yesterday and I'm like what is this m f-er talking about we? I didn't actually say m-fer, but that was more or less the sentiment. And I didn't know how to respond, so I chose not to. But your response was perfect.

It also shows how easily Blade gets scared by whatever is the latest fear thing in the media.