View Full Version : Any theories far as why Jokic has arms like a great grandma?
Kblaze8855
03-03-2023, 05:58 PM
His skin seems paper like the way old women get where they get cut and bruised by every little thing.
https://www.hostpic.org/images/2303040322300410.jpeg
Kblaze8855
03-03-2023, 05:58 PM
https://www.hostpic.org/images/2303040326490404.jpeg
Kblaze8855
03-03-2023, 05:59 PM
https://www.hostpic.org/images/2303040328340413.jpeg
Kblaze8855
03-03-2023, 05:59 PM
https://www.hostpic.org/images/2303040329240403.jpeg
Kblaze8855
03-03-2023, 06:00 PM
He talked years ago about needing to wear sleeves in the upcoming season(which was like 2021) because his bleeding stopped games.
Because he gets fouled. Same thing happens to Steph.
Kblaze8855
03-03-2023, 06:36 PM
Everyone bleeds when they get hit but they don’t all look like they got scourged alongside Jesus.
SaltyMeatballs
03-03-2023, 06:38 PM
Genetics. Also kinda why he has has absolutely zero muscle definition
Patrick Chewing
03-03-2023, 06:44 PM
Yeah I can't wrap my head around the lack of muscle definition for a guy that big. I think he's the only NBA player without defined muscles in his arms. I mean normally you can see the tricep bump, but in that last picture, it's just a flat surface from his shoulder to his elbow.
1_BAD_TIGER
03-03-2023, 07:52 PM
Not sure about his arms, but do you have any theories as to why he's better then every other NBA player.
Jasper
03-03-2023, 08:07 PM
Because he gets fouled. Same thing happens to Steph.
a player of his caliber ,, defenders are more than willing to try anything.
D. Green of the warriors has freely used his shoes to kick offenders lol
Jasper
03-03-2023, 08:08 PM
Yeah I can't wrap my head around the lack of muscle definition for a guy that big. I think he's the only NBA player without defined muscles in his arms. I mean normally you can see the tricep bump, but in that last picture, it's just a flat surface from his shoulder to his elbow.
big boned guys like him are super strong.
You should know that you are big
Full Court
03-03-2023, 09:22 PM
Thought this thread was going to be about his muscle tone.
1_BAD_TIGER
03-03-2023, 10:10 PM
It's an attempt to try and belittle and make fun of the soon to be three time MVP, like a lot of other jealous idiots including the media. Sorry Jokic doesn't fit your modern social media driven narratives, but he doesn't care.
FultzNationRISE
03-03-2023, 10:16 PM
Was going to make a similar thread recently and forgot.
Somehow he gets cut on the same spot on his arm every game. It’s not even a scar either, it’s like a new fresh cut in the exact same spot happening over and over.
Pretty weird.
fourkicks44
03-03-2023, 10:27 PM
He is a freaky muthaf'ck in the bed.
He likes it rough and kinky.
But be sure his bitches get whipped harder than they whip him tho.
The man mountain Serbian bull is a fetish super f'ckin machine.
Kblaze8855
03-04-2023, 12:07 AM
It's an attempt to try and belittle and make fun of the soon to be three time MVP, like a lot of other jealous idiots including the media. Sorry Jokic doesn't fit your modern social media driven narratives, but he doesn't care.
I was pro Jokic some time ago:
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?464715-Feels-like-we-have-cooled-on-Jokic-and-im-not-sure-why
And still am.
Which has nothing to do with him having skin as thin as my great grandmas. Weird things can be talked about for no reason but them being weird you know?
Kblaze8855
03-04-2023, 01:40 AM
His hand is cut bad right now. The trainer is trying to stop it.
Im Still Ballin
03-04-2023, 01:56 AM
He's got that Jerry Quarry/Chuck Wepner skin.
Charlie Sheen
03-04-2023, 02:01 PM
Maybe he is taking a medication that is common for old people and this is one of the side effects
Celtics 1825
03-05-2023, 03:57 AM
Better question is why tf do NBA players long ass nails?
BigShotBob
03-05-2023, 11:22 AM
Poverty genetics
j3lademaster
03-05-2023, 12:47 PM
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