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post
05-25-2023, 02:10 AM
for at least a few years

then jokic and doncic can go back to their horses and farms

and caruso can go back to bagging groceries

discuss

warriorfan
05-25-2023, 02:21 AM
Hmmm. At first it seems like there’s not enough basketballs for that team. But if Jokic kept his game the same and Luka lowered his handling a bit and was able to improve his shooting slightly, and actually start working off ball….it could be a dangerous core.

bdonovan
05-25-2023, 02:31 AM
Did you dream this up while browsing Storm/front?

You need outside shooting to compete at a high level.

post
05-25-2023, 03:06 AM
i was jerking off to a nude of adolf hitler

add reaves

surely there's nothing to fear about a couple undrafted dishwashers (one of whom can't even make the playoffs)

and a couple european hillbillies (one of whom can't even make the play in)

post
05-25-2023, 03:51 AM
damn reaves could've been bought for less than thomas bryant this year

one is unplayable trash apparently given his 0 seconds of playing time in the playoffs

post
05-25-2023, 04:02 AM
caruso could be had for less than the combined price of ish smith and jeff green

one of whom is totally useless the other basically useless

GimmeThat
05-25-2023, 04:25 AM
what if they were on the Orlando Magic

post
05-25-2023, 05:14 AM
what if they were on the Orlando Magic

good idea

orlando has a german named franz wagner that could fit in well with the newly acquired nazis

reaves and caruso go undrafted and are picked up by orlando

throwback to darrell armstrong and bo outlaw

jokic doesn't resign with denver and takes his talents to disney world

luka sees a real opportunity and demands out of dallas

jokic
doncic
wagner
reaves
caruso

fab five for about 85 million in 2023 dollars

post
05-25-2023, 07:34 AM
bench for about 12 million

kessler
love
hauser
konchar
pritchard

funniest title team ever

HoopologyPhD
05-25-2023, 09:02 AM
Head coach: Mike Brown

ArbitraryWater
05-25-2023, 09:09 AM
I aways wanted this but it wont be possibe once Jokic wins the chip this year.

Now Luka has to team up with Giannis or Embiid (yuck) or Tatum (meh) in Boston.

post
05-26-2023, 12:20 AM
Head coach: Mike Brown

coach adolf is an alpha who takes over and eliminates the competition

post
05-26-2023, 12:31 AM
I aways wanted this but it wont be possibe once Jokic wins the chip this year.

Now Luka has to team up with Giannis or Embiid (yuck) or Tatum (meh) in Boston.

anything is possible

teaming up with the farm

selling high on murray

stay tuned

highwhey
05-26-2023, 12:34 AM
Did you dream this up while browsing Storm/front?

You need outside shooting to compete at a high level.

:roll:

post
05-26-2023, 07:20 PM
fresh takes from coach karl

"A former pro hoops owner told me this week Jokic is the most complete offensive player he’s ever seen.

I give him a slight nod there over Bird because of his passing skills. And there is a ton of Sabonis and Duncan in his game.

But I do think Jokic is one of one."

"IF Jokic wins a couple championships, all u Bird fans are going to need to accept that Nikola > Larry

Start preparing yourself in advance."

and gunslinger gilbert

“You know Jokic can win this championship. No one’s going to care. Let’s just be honest. I’m sorry. He’s not gonna go from where he is right now to this super megastar because he’s not doing anything kids want to see. It’s the players, their personality. You know Jokic is great, but he doesn’t have IT,” Arenas explained."

SATAN
05-26-2023, 07:56 PM
Is OP high?

AlternativeAcc.
05-26-2023, 07:59 PM
I aways wanted this but it wont be possibe once Jokic wins the chip this year.

Now Luka has to team up with Giannis or Embiid (yuck) or Tatum (meh) in Boston.

Tatum would make for an excellent 2nd option

Defend, spot up, create when needed... Tatum is tailor made for that role

Axe
05-26-2023, 08:01 PM
No.

GimmeThat
05-26-2023, 08:04 PM
Is OP high?

some woman won't give him back his mustache, that's all