Japan to send wooden satellite into orbit

[2qr3]

Test results from a recent experiment aboard the International Space Station among three wood specimens revealed magnolia to be the most versatile. The samples, which were exposed...

Forward-looking: Researchers from Kyoto University in Japan have determined that wood from magnolia trees could be the ideal construction material for a satellite due to launch into space next year.

to the harsh conditions of space for 10 months, returned to Earth this past January.

Analysis showed magnolia experienced no decomposition or damage like cracking, peeling, or warping. Furthermore, there was no change in the mass of the wood samples before and after their exposure in space.

https://news.knowledia.com/US/en/articles/japan-will-put-a-wooden-satellite-into-orbit-next-year-baa483f416e000f8a33e3c31b2138d2d1def1655

Wooden satellites are truly remarkable as they possess the potential to significantly mitigate the menace of space debris.

https://www.techspot.com/images2/news/bigimage/2023/06/2023-06-02-image-22.jpg

[jstern]

Oh no, a post from 2qr3. It looks like Axe is about to get scared and stop posting in the Off the Court. Watch him not post until he musters up the courage sometime tomorrow.

[Axe]

Smells like a lot of aspergers and adderalls in here due to the wimpy poster before me.

[jstern]

Smells like a lot of aspergers and adderalls in here due to the wimpy poster before me.

You made a post because I called you out, but notice how 17 minutes later you left ISH for the night. You're Axe, Mr 30,000 posts, and you're calling it a night 4 hours earlier than normal. There's something going on here with you and this 2qr3 and it's VERY strange.

There are three possibilities to consider based on the past (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?509407-Axe-s-30-000-post-thread&p=14729751&viewfull=1#post14729751). One, that you're petrified of 2qr3, and show a lot of fear towards him to the point that you stop posting when he posts. OR, that 2qr3 is one of your alts the whole Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde theory of a split personality, thus when one is out, the other one is gone. Or three, since a dummy cannot pretend to have an alt with a higher IQ, that you actually have a very high IQ, but for the past 3 years you have pretended to be this sub 90 IQ, all fat Axe character who spends the whole day posting nonsense on ISH, and thus are able to play much higher IQ characters, such as 2qr3. And for that matter other characters, such as highwhey, because playing these characters is your passion and you love acting them out. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if you're also RRR3. Or even DoctorP.

Also, notice how the topic of this thread is related to Japan. The only person that I've seen make Japan related threads here is you. What's next? An airplane crash thread from 2qr3? Or a where did you get your avatar thread?

[Axe]

Somebody give gregory this. He's driving himself nuts once more, as usual.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQnLQ-aaAx-I5E7YFtN8neKBC6Liw-iJLSdZg&usqp=CAU

[jstern]

Somebody give gregory this. He's driving himself nuts once more, as usual.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQnLQ-aaAx-I5E7YFtN8neKBC6Liw-iJLSdZg&usqp=CAU

See, this is exactly what I mean.

4 minutes it took you to respond to my post. 4 f*cking minutes. Meaning that for all these hours you were lurking on ISH and for whatever reason, not posting, once again when 2qr3 made an appearance. Mr 31,128 posts + 3,000 deleted ones.

This is why Jeff needs to reveal who's behind the Axe account (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?512387-Petition-for-Jeff-and-the-Mods-to-reveal-who-s-behind-the-Axe-account). But I have a feeling that there's something big going on and they're all involved in this.

[Axe]

https://media.tenor.com/-vtwWC1My28AAAAi/charge-greg-heffley.gif
Oof he's really boiling mad af right now lmao. :yaohappy:

[Patrick Chewing]

That wood would catch on fire immediately.

[jstern]

That wood would catch on fire immediately.

It reminds me of the Chinese spy balloon.

[Jasper]

jalopy still butt hurt ... chill out jalopy , tak it in stride.

[Jasper]

That wood would catch on fire immediately.

only if you fARTED all those whoppers you eat.

[jstern]

only if you fARTED all those whoppers you eat.

Everything with you is butthole related. That's why I don't think Jasper is an alt, because it's a specific characteristic that the person behind the account has to be conscious of to continuously bring out. Though if the theory about Axe is true, and he's 2qr3, highwhey, etc, then that would mean that he would be excellent at doing that. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Axe is behind the Jasper account.

[Patrick Chewing]

only if you fARTED all those whoppers you eat.

You're a sad individual.

[Overdrive]

That wood would catch on fire immediately.

That's the intended point.

[Jasper]

actually gorilla glue and the wood would make a perfect satellite

[2qr3]

It finally launched.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1A6Gyvs0Eo


The world's first wooden satellite, built by Japanese researchers, was successfully launched into space from NASA’s Kennedy Space Center on Monday, in an early test of using timber in lunar and Mars exploration.

LignoSat, developed by Kyoto University and homebuilder Sumitomo Forestry, will be flown to the International Space Station on a SpaceX mission, and later released into orbit about 400 km (250 miles) above the Earth.

Named after the Latin word for "wood," the palm-sized LignoSat is tasked to demonstrate the cosmic potential of the renewable material as humans explore living in space.

Once deployed, LignoSat will stay in the orbit for six months, with the electronic components onboard measuring how wood endures the extreme environment of space, where temperatures fluctuate from -100 to 100 degrees Celsius every 45 minutes as it orbits from darkness to sunlight.

[Axe]

:blah
You have brain damage.

[jstern]

You have brain damage.

So 2qr3 bumps this thread with a related embedded YouTube video, and within 4 minutes, Axe happens to see that the thread was bumped, was able to read a comment that I made 16 months ago, and reply to it.

And he wants us to believe that he's not 2qr3.

What happened was that Axe, who's angry that Trump won, bumped this thread with his 2qr3 account, logged off and back in with his Axe account and responded to my comment. All to humor himself for his own amusement as to feel that he got a win.

That's probably the whole motivation behind this stunt.

[Axe]

Your account most likely, not mine.

Stop accusing me of owning it, you autistic moron.

[jstern]

Your account most likely, not mine.

Stop accusing me of owning it, you autistic moron.

That's not me, though. Just because RRR3 says it's me doesn't make it so. If he's an alt, pretending to be me, then it would require another poster with a massive IQ. Simply because of what it takes to imitate the unique aspects of another person, specially one who types a lot. So for that reason alone, it dramatically lowers the pool of possible people.

So I would say that there's an 90% chance that he's a legit poster, due to the limited number of people who would be able to play the character.

Considering all the suspicious activity related to you and 2qr3. The only person that makes sense would be you, if in reality you're only pretending to be dumb with your Axe account. But chances are that he's a real person.

[highwhey]

That's not me, though. Just because RRR3 says it's me doesn't make it so. If he's an alt, pretending to be me, then it would require another poster with a massive IQ. Simply because of what it takes to imitate the unique aspects of another person, specially one who types a lot. So for that reason alone, it dramatically lowers the pool of possible people.

So I would say that there's an 90% chance that he's a legit poster, due to the limited number of people who would be able to play the character.

Considering all the suspicious activity related to you and 2qr3. The only person that makes sense would be you, if in reality you're only pretending to be dumb with your Axe account. But chances are that he's a real person.

can you stop harassing axe? you're coming off as a major creep and pdf file. leave the minor alone.

[Axe]

:blah
Writes essays in his posts? Check.
Mentions users in those essays? Check.
Bumps random threads all of a sudden? Check.

Now stop lying to me, you autistic turd.

[jstern]

Many people write essays. I don't see 2qr3 mentioning other usernames. 2qr3 bumped this thread due to an update in the OP. You're the one who likes to bump threads, bumping the Trump is going to win thread around 100 times. I rarely bump old threads.

[Axe]

Deflection. Keep lying tho, fool.

[2qr3]

https://youtu.be/96Dz-rQtGxI

The future is super wood.

It provides exceptional, multi layered resistance to fire, moisture, decay, and invasive pests, all while maintaining the warm, organic, visually captivating aesthetic of classic, natural wood.

I hadn't logged on to ISH in what feels like an incredibly long stretch of time, but the video instantly brought this thread back to mind.

[Full Court]

Axe has a terrible diet

And everyone can tell

Because it gives him bitch tits

And a rotten, stinky smell







:roll: So true.

[Chick Stern]

It finally launched.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1A6Gyvs0Eo

Chopstick I