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Doomsday Dallas
07-01-2023, 12:02 AM
I really didn't learn my lesson from Crystal Skull...

I'll be back to give a negative review here soon.

Doomsday Dallas
07-01-2023, 04:55 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgK0KlCMnKw

SATAN
07-01-2023, 10:12 AM
Very detailed negative review. Amazing.

Doomsday Dallas
07-01-2023, 03:16 PM
Very detailed negative review. Amazing.


I was getting there...

Definitely not a movie worth seeing in theaters, and I was disappointed with what the Dial actually does at the end... which was the whole point of seeing the movie.

There was another artifact that made a cameo appearance in the very beginning of the film:

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2126/6897/products/indy4_0559dcdf-080c-4cbf-88c5-bd7ef35acb5f_grande.jpg



So the best way to describe this film is to compare it to the Crystal Skull:

Crystal Skull was a bad movie with a decent ending, while Dial of Destiny was a decent movie with a bad ending.



I give it a 5/10, because it's still Indiana Jones, but it wasn't a very good send-off.

Doomsday Dallas
07-01-2023, 04:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6_8IdDlww8

Doomsday Dallas
07-03-2023, 12:16 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-qqN9pNkpM

Nanners
07-03-2023, 10:40 AM
its called the dilator of destiny and its basically the holy grail for trans women

imdaman99
07-04-2023, 12:05 AM
It was entertaining but mind numbing. You ain't gonna get the crazy indy heroics at his old age :lol the dial of destiny was some BS and we had no idea what it was supposed to do......... time travel? wtf