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Kblaze8855
07-10-2023, 01:37 PM
When I say “Disregarded” I mean waved off “Shoot it then bitch” like Drummond did Jonas here:



https://youtu.be/gdMdp5nSOeM


There is absolutely no closeout. Nobody cares you’re open. Corner of your choosing.

You get 100k to pass up the chance and not even enter the game….a million dollars for every 3 you make of the 10.

Preseason game of no consequence. You will not be especially targeted on defense. You play 5 two minute bursts and get 2 totally uncontested 3s each time out.


Would you take the free 100k or shoot for the money?

And what would you come out with if you did?

paksat
07-10-2023, 02:01 PM
I'd take the 100k

while I think I could get 3, that's a ton of pressure out of nowhere: 1st game ever on national tv in front of a massive crowd etc.

plenty of nba players can't even get 3 out of 10 lmao

ShawkFactory
07-10-2023, 02:13 PM
No.

If you let me do in 2-3 games then maybe but I still would take the money.

In the first game I'd be shitting myself.

RRR3
07-10-2023, 02:37 PM
I’m taking the 100k. Even back when I was playing basketball regularly I wasn’t a good shooter. Now I’m so out of practice there’s no way

HylianNightmare
07-10-2023, 03:02 PM
I'm shooting without hesitation. I gotta get on that box score that I'm going to print out and hang in my living room

ArbitraryWater
07-10-2023, 03:04 PM
Absolutely.

Its a practice shot.

Carbine
07-10-2023, 03:29 PM
100K ain't shit in this era.

I'm taking my chance at something somewhat substantial money wise if I make just one shot.

Overdrive
07-10-2023, 04:43 PM
Atleast 1 of 10 and I'm not guarded? I don't get subbed off for a defensive mistake? I'd take my chance taking 10 threes. I hit 2 nba range threes just today from 5 tries. I make music. Idgaf if there's an audience.

theman93
07-10-2023, 04:44 PM
I'm splashin that easy money

DMAVS41
07-10-2023, 04:47 PM
Definitely taking the shots. I'd be on suicide watch if I didn't make at least 1.

Kblaze8855
07-10-2023, 04:54 PM
I was an undersized 4 even in my “day” and couldn’t shoot. Now? Shiiit. Gimme the money. I’m pretty sure I have arthritis in my wrist so I wouldn’t try even if I felt I could make one healthy. Been hurting for a couple months for no reason. Just being old. I’m sure I’d make one just shooting around a little but in a game money on the line?

Im thinking 6 air balls at least.

highwhey
07-10-2023, 05:04 PM
"run my money bitch" - me to adam silver

GOBB
07-10-2023, 05:06 PM
When I say “Disregarded” I mean waved off “Shoot it then bitch” like Drummond did Jonas here:



https://youtu.be/gdMdp5nSOeM


There is absolutely no closeout. Nobody cares you’re open. Corner of your choosing.

You get 100k to pass up the chance and not even enter the game….a million dollars for every 3 you make of the 10.

Preseason game of no consequence. You will not be especially targeted on defense. You play 5 two minute bursts and get 2 totally uncontested 3s each time out.


Would you take the free 100k or shoot for the money?

And what would you come out with if you did?


Taking free $100k. I ain’t hitting shit from the corner. Lol

Jimmy Rustler
07-10-2023, 05:56 PM
Some of you guys have no confidence.

No way I miss 10 in a row of those.

Kblaze8855
07-10-2023, 06:03 PM
If KD can shoot this poorly under pressure with no defense one of us could easily go 0-10


https://youtu.be/Lsq3V5IIb38

Wally450
07-10-2023, 07:01 PM
I can easily make at least 3-10 from the corner with no one closing out.

tpols
07-10-2023, 07:28 PM
The gambler in me couldn't pass up a 10x payout on every shot.

The pressure would be immense but **** it.

tpols
07-10-2023, 07:33 PM
If KD can shoot this poorly under pressure with no defense one of us could easily go 0-10


https://youtu.be/Lsq3V5IIb38

That might be true but 100k isn't changing anybodys life. May as well swing for the fences. You could shoot like draymond and be a millionarie. Or settle for almost nothing.

Kblaze8855
07-10-2023, 07:42 PM
Yea you could shoot like 01 Kobe or current Draymond and have 3 million but I’ve seen too many actual nba players miss uncontested threes over and over to take that risk. The difference in 100K or a million to me is like…getting the same home in Austin or maybe Port St. Lucie but having it paid out of the fund I’d put the rest in after the down payment with the million vs just having the down with the 100. It’s not gonna make me change my whole life plan. I have all I want already minus the “**** it” money things I still can’t get with a million. I’d have like…2 new cars instead of one. Not enough to risk leaving with nothing. And I probably would. I keep it realistic at this point.

Now years ago? Given time to work on my shot a bit? When I was just getting by?

I might consider it. Now?

Im bricking all 10 of those hoes and just hoping to make some of the money back writing a book about the experience and whatever brief celebrity I could get out of it.

tpols
07-10-2023, 07:47 PM
Yea you could shoot like 01 Kobe or current Draymond


That's a potshot. Don't do me like that brother.

Kblaze8855
07-10-2023, 07:50 PM
Hell if they give me any prep time I’d rig some Rocky montage bullshit and try to get as many online followers as possible in the lead up. I don’t know how many it takes to really monetize it these days but I’d be showing my absolute ass talking shit in the lead up. Unfortunately doing that would put a target on my back but in this dumb hypothetical they’re just letting me shoot.

Id be able to rely on brief internet notoriety more than my broke ass bad wrist jumper.

Kblaze8855
07-10-2023, 07:50 PM
That's a potshot. Don't do me like that brother.


Just had to see if you were listening.

Baller789
07-10-2023, 08:00 PM
Is there prep time? How long? Could I practice with an actual NBA team?

If not, most likely the 100k. That's still a years worth of income for a top 18% of earners in the US. I could buy a nice car with that.

Easy work.

tpols
07-10-2023, 08:02 PM
Just had to see if you were listening.

:lol I listen a lot but don't pay attention.

Kblaze8855
07-10-2023, 08:07 PM
You know you ran to see if I was telling the truth though and was annoyed to see I was.

tpols
07-10-2023, 08:18 PM
Just goes to show how the game changed. I wouldn't be shook enough to go 0/10. And if I did I'd live with it rather than pussying out.

iamgine
07-10-2023, 08:37 PM
I'd shoot. I think the chance I'd miss all 10 is low enough. And I get to play with NBA players. Win - win.

AlternativeAcc.
07-10-2023, 10:17 PM
I'd probably make 8 out of 10. You guys keep talking about the pressure as a negative thing, but I take it as a huge incentive to be incredibly locked in. Hyper focused. It'd be just like if someone told me I'd lose a loved one if I didn't make x amount of shots. If your mind is worth a damn you go into absolute focus and exceed your normal abilities. Controlled adrenaline.

Plus 100k really doesn't change much for me. It's a nice chunk of change, but I've lost more in a day in the stock market. Even if I went 0/10 I wouldn't be sitting around regretting the decision.

A better question would be would you take 1 million up front or hit 2/10 to make 100 million. Generational wealth vs a comfortable life if you're smart.

AlternativeAcc.
07-10-2023, 10:22 PM
I’m taking the 100k. Even back when I was playing basketball regularly I wasn’t a good shooter. Now I’m so out of practice there’s no way

You are physically incompetent and 100k is like 10+ years of your normal salary.

You could've sat this one out. More of a rhetorical question for you.

warriorfan
07-10-2023, 11:41 PM
I'd probably make 8 out of 10. You guys keep talking about the pressure as a negative thing, but I take it as a huge incentive to be incredibly locked in. Hyper focused. It'd be just like if someone told me I'd lose a loved one if I didn't make x amount of shots. If your mind is worth a damn you go into absolute focus and exceed your normal abilities. Controlled adrenaline.

Plus 100k really doesn't change much for me. It's a nice chunk of change, but I've lost more in a day in the stock market. Even if I went 0/10 I wouldn't be sitting around regretting the decision.

A better question would be would you take 1 million up front or hit 2/10 to make 100 million. Generational wealth vs a comfortable life if you're smart.

that would be pretty impressive for being in a wheelchair

AlternativeAcc.
07-11-2023, 12:03 AM
that would be pretty impressive for being in a wheelchair

Already seeking my attention

Mentally ill and lonely

warriorfan
07-11-2023, 12:22 AM
Already seeking my attention

Mentally ill and lonely

no, just making fun of you for being handicapped

interesting coping strategy however

:roll:

AlternativeAcc.
07-11-2023, 12:35 AM
no, just making fun of you for being handicapped

interesting coping strategy however

:roll:

Cringe

Remember when you begged for my attention on that ballsout account before I knew it was you.. you literally were trying to make conversation with me. You are a mentally ill freak. :lol

Baller789
07-11-2023, 12:38 AM
that would be pretty impressive for being in a wheelchair

:roll:

warriorfan
07-11-2023, 01:12 AM
Cringe

Remember when you begged for my attention on that ballsout account before I knew it was you.. you literally were trying to make conversation with me. You are a mentally ill freak. :lol

If you think i’m BallsOut then you are a legit paranoid schizophrenic and the fact you are trying to label me mentally ill on top is just :lol

never change little bro, you bring the laughs, even if it is unintentionally

:cheers:

AlternativeAcc.
07-11-2023, 01:24 AM
If you think i’m BallsOut then you are a legit paranoid schizophrenic and the fact you are trying to label me mentally ill on top is just :lol

never change little bro, you bring the laughs, even if it is unintentionally

:cheers:

"I know you are but what am i"

Clever man.

If only you could've used this tactic when your shithole apartment was posted on here or when the mods called you out multiple times for being literally more of an autistic loser than anyone in history by spamming them and Jeff at absurd levels. :lol

You can stop trying to force interactions with me, it's always gonna end with me bullying the **** out of you for being a mentally ill freak.

Axe
07-11-2023, 01:27 AM
"I know you are but what am i"

Clever man.

If only you could've used this tactic when your shithole apartment was posted on here or when the mods called you out multiple times for being literally more of an autistic loser than anyone in history by spamming them and Jeff at absurd levels. :lol

You can stop trying to force interactions with me, it's always gonna end with me bullying the **** out of you for being a mentally ill freak.
:yaohappy:

warriorfan
07-11-2023, 01:29 AM
"I know you are but what am i"

Clever man.

If only you could've used this tactic when your shithole apartment was posted on here or when the mods called you out multiple times for being literally more of an autistic loser than anyone in history by spamming them and Jeff at absurd levels. :lol

You can stop trying to force interactions with me, it's always gonna end with me bullying the **** out of you for being a mentally ill freak.

No one is forcing you to do anything. I made a joke about you being handicapped and you lost your shit

Get a grip brotha :lol

AlternativeAcc.
07-11-2023, 01:35 AM
No one is forcing you to do anything. I made a joke about you being handicapped and you lost your shit

Get a grip brotha :lol

You're right, i enjoy shitting on you. :oldlol:

Sad part is everything I say about you is rooted in truth, while you have a weird fetish of bringing up wheelchairs. Did your mom get her legs amputated or something? You're a weird ass loser. :oldlol:

warriorfan
07-11-2023, 02:11 AM
You're right, i enjoy shitting on you. :oldlol:

Sad part is everything I say about you is rooted in truth, while you have a weird fetish of bringing up wheelchairs. Did your mom get her legs amputated or something? You're a weird ass loser. :oldlol:

you are hella weird bro

Baller789
07-11-2023, 05:30 AM
You're right, i enjoy shitting on you. :oldlol:

Sad part is everything I say about you is rooted in truth, while you have a weird fetish of bringing up wheelchairs. Did your mom get her legs amputated or something? You're a weird ass loser. :oldlol:

Is it true?

Are you in a wheelchair?

paksat
07-11-2023, 07:28 AM
If you could hit 8 out of 10, you'd be in the NBA...

Lol this guy..

Overdrive
07-11-2023, 09:54 AM
If you could hit 8 out of 10, you'd be in the NBA...

Lol this guy..

No, most people would not. I can hit midrange shots on the blacktop and league play back in the day at a MJ/Kawhi clip. I was a good 3 pt shooter before I hurt my shooting hand, now I'm just solid. I can post up bigger guys. I'm a really really good passer. Why I'm not in the NBA? Skill is relative to competition. I'm average height. I wouldn't even get a shot off against let's say Steph Curry, but you leave me alone at the three point line 10 times? I sure atleast hit 2. Most likely 3, maybe 4. Back in the day? 6 or 7. That doesn't qualify me as an NBA player of any sort.

AlternativeAcc.
07-11-2023, 01:05 PM
If you could hit 8 out of 10, you'd be in the NBA...

Lol this guy..

You missed the point and don't even understand the objective.

We are talking about literal wide open 3s from the shortest area of the line.

We are also talking about an extreme incentive that I know would put me into a level of focus that would increase my abilities. I know how my mind works in those situations and it's absurdly good. Plus I've always been a great athlete and knock down shooter.

A lot of you guys are just losers physically and mentally and can't comprehend coming through when it matters. Weirdos

Baller789
07-12-2023, 06:18 AM
You missed the point and don't even understand the objective.

We are talking about literal wide open 3s from the shortest area of the line.

We are also talking about an extreme incentive that I know would put me into a level of focus that would increase my abilities. I know how my mind works in those situations and it's absurdly good. Plus I've always been a great athlete and knock down shooter.

A lot of you guys are just losers physically and mentally and can't comprehend coming through when it matters. Weirdos

But are you in a wheelchair?

Clifton
07-12-2023, 07:11 AM
I'd go for the millions. I think I'd make 1 or 2. I'm a serviceable player and a good shooter when nobody's really defending me.

But even if I go 0/10, it's a way better experience and story than quietly taking 100k. There's a 10% chance it changes my life anyway, with the public exposure, interviews, writing opportunities, etc.

Baller789
07-12-2023, 10:43 AM
People seem to forget theyde be on live tv with a live crowd in an NBA arena. I don't care how open you are, youde feel the nerves.

PejaTheSerbSnip
07-12-2023, 12:06 PM
A million for EVERY open three made?

10 years ago I might’ve played it safe but 100K is no longer life-changing money in my part of the world LOL. I’ll risk it. You’d probably find me hanging from a willow tree if I went 0/10 tho

AlternativeAcc.
07-12-2023, 01:20 PM
But are you in a wheelchair?

Hey warriorfan, you have a tendency to make your alts really obvious.

Your IQ is low and your mental illness is high

paksat
07-12-2023, 09:40 PM
You missed the point and don't even understand the objective.

We are talking about literal wide open 3s from the shortest area of the line.

We are also talking about an extreme incentive that I know would put me into a level of focus that would increase my abilities. I know how my mind works in those situations and it's absurdly good. Plus I've always been a great athlete and knock down shooter.

A lot of you guys are just losers physically and mentally and can't comprehend coming through when it matters. Weirdos

yet you can't even get onto a g league squad with your hyper focused above human mind that can bury 8 out of 10 3's from nba range on AVERAGE apparently. Meaning on your good days, you're burying 9 out of 10, and 10 out of 10.

paksat
07-12-2023, 09:43 PM
People seem to forget theyde be on live tv with a live crowd in an NBA arena. I don't care how open you are, youde feel the nerves.

this guy gets it, and you'd only really understand that perspective unless you've been there.

there's HOURS and HOURS of you having to think about this situation leading up to the game. You're in the locker room, you're hearing the crowd out there, you're hearing a LOT of sh*t you're never even close to remotely hearing on a normal day.

it's similar to how a college player gets into his first nba game. Or a high schooler gets into his first college game. But now you're coming from off the street, right into a televised game.

there's zero chance you're not going to have some nerves

paksat
07-12-2023, 09:46 PM
No, most people would not. I can hit midrange shots on the blacktop and league play back in the day at a MJ/Kawhi clip. I was a good 3 pt shooter before I hurt my shooting hand, now I'm just solid. I can post up bigger guys. I'm a really really good passer. Why I'm not in the NBA? Skill is relative to competition. I'm average height. I wouldn't even get a shot off against let's say Steph Curry, but you leave me alone at the three point line 10 times? I sure atleast hit 2. Most likely 3, maybe 4. Back in the day? 6 or 7. That doesn't qualify me as an NBA player of any sort.

steve kerr can't do anything BUT do what I described

miss me with that other sh*t, he was in the nba for a long time doing nothing but burying 3's.

MrFonzworth
07-12-2023, 09:49 PM
that would be pretty impressive for being in a wheelchair

:roll::roll::roll:

highwhey
07-12-2023, 09:51 PM
Hey warriorfan, you have a tendency to make your alts really obvious.

Your IQ is low and your mental illness is high

"if i log into this alt, they totally won't notice it's me or smell my stench of crack"

https://www.memeatlas.com/images/brainletThumbnails/brainlet-sunken-head-thumbnail.jpg

imdaman99
07-12-2023, 11:51 PM
I'm a top 5 shooter at my park (most say the best) so I'll take my chances for the millions.

MrFonzworth
07-13-2023, 12:28 AM
I'm a top 5 shooter at my park (most say the best) so I'll take my chances for the millions.

Can confirm, you're the sniper of the park

imdaman99
07-13-2023, 12:35 AM
Can confirm, you're the sniper of the park

https://i.postimg.cc/C5pJSYPx/turbanator.jpg

Overdrive
07-13-2023, 12:41 AM
steve kerr can't do anything BUT do what I described

miss me with that other sh*t, he was in the nba for a long time doing nothing but burying 3's.

As I already said. I'm used to making music infront of audiences. Not 20k people but dozens to hundreds still depending on the gig. Regarding playing infront of an audience there are three kinds of people. Those who dgaf once the novelty wears off, those who thrive infront of others and those who get stage fright. I'm the first kind, my singer for example is the third kind. After decades of gigging still has stage fright to this day.

Also the bigger the audience the easier it gets, because it becomes more anonymous. Just because you don't know yourself doesn't mean others can't.

The thing that could really trouble me would be the perceived depth behind the basket. The courts where there was no wall (or fence on a blacktop) behind the basket always took me some shots to get used to it. But I guess I get to shoot around with the team before the game so it should be fine.

Overdrive
07-13-2023, 12:50 AM
steve kerr can't do anything BUT do what I described

miss me with that other sh*t, he was in the nba for a long time doing nothing but burying 3's.

And the other thing is: You didn't even tackle my point. You act like the burden for becoming an NBA player is shooting and stage fright is the sole reason that good hobbyist shooters couldn't.

The reason Kerr could get into the NBA as a shooter only is because he still is 1,90m and can get a shot off against a close out. I can't. If a 2m guy closes out on me 9 out of 10 times my shot will get blocked and the 10th would airball. I couldn't defend the worst 15th, injury replacement, guy on any team for even 3 seconds.

Being able to shoot open shots isn't the criterea to get into the NBA or not. The body is. The bigger you are the more likely it becomes, if you play basketball, to get into the NBA. The smaller you are the more skills are required aside from shooting.

The difference itt is that blaze build a scenario where this doesn't matter.

warriorfan
07-13-2023, 01:13 AM
Can confirm, you're the sniper of the park

He would go 9/11

Baller789
07-14-2023, 06:47 AM
Hey warriorfan, you have a tendency to make your alts really obvious.

Your IQ is low and your mental illness is high

Is it true that youre in a wheelchair tho?

Clifton
07-14-2023, 08:55 AM
The thing that could really trouble me would be the perceived depth behind the basket. The courts where there was no wall (or fence on a blacktop) behind the basket always took me some shots to get used to it.
This is a really good point. An NBA court would feel so different than any other court I've played on that it would throw me off. I've never even played on a court that had stands on both sides, never mind behind the baskets etc.

RogueBorg
07-14-2023, 09:17 AM
I think I could hit 1 of 10 attempts, well, when I was younger, probably not now LOL.

Where I know I would choke is late in the game, down by 2, I get fouled and go to the free throw line for 2 shots. Every eye in the stadium is on me...maybe a heckler...I would whither and miss them.

Clifton
07-14-2023, 09:33 AM
Where I know I would choke is late in the game, down by 2, I get fouled and go to the free throw line for 2 shots. Every eye in the stadium is on me...maybe a heckler...I would whither and miss them.
I've only had to shoot clutch free throws in a competitive game one time. I made both, but I actually choked on the second one. It got a friendly bounce but I, as the shooter, know it was off like shit.

I wonder how many clutch FTs actually weren't. When Conley hit the 3 FTs against the Lakers to force overtime, I seem to remember them looking pretty lucky. Bouncing in and so forth. He seemed relieved at the end. On the other hand, Jimmy Butler hit a bunch these playoffs and they were all perfect.

ArbitraryWater
07-14-2023, 09:36 AM
I've only had to shoot clutch free throws in a competitive game one time. I made both, but I actually choked on the second one. It got a friendly bounce but I, as the shooter, know it was off like shit.

I wonder how many clutch FTs actually weren't. When Conley hit the 3 FTs against the Lakers to force overtime, I seem to remember them looking pretty lucky. Bouncing in and so forth. He seemed relieved at the end. On the other hand, Jimmy Butler hit a bunch these playoffs and they were all perfect.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziF3AWpYE0Y

Clifton
07-14-2023, 10:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziF3AWpYE0Y
Yup. He did not look happy to be up there. The initial foul call was BS anyway.

I just don't see how people watched through Lebron's prime and didn't see the difference between him and Jordan. What the hell was that, he just put out his elbow and fell down. Then looked nervous as shit at the line. Lebron's one of the greatest ever, but there were so many cracks in the edifice, and we saw it over and over.

I hate to derail a great topic with this pointless rant, but there you go..

ArbitraryWater
07-14-2023, 10:15 AM
Yup. He did not look happy to be up there. The initial foul call was BS anyway.

I just don't see how people watched through Lebron's prime and didn't see the difference between him and Jordan. What the hell was that, he just put out his elbow and fell down. Then looked nervous as shit at the line. Lebron's one of the greatest ever, but there were so many cracks in the edifice, and we saw it over and over.

I hate to derail a great topic with this pointless rant, but there you go..



https://i.gyazo.com/e189c999ea6d030448a749d252f6fcbb.png


i think you could call that a foul

tpols
07-14-2023, 10:27 AM
Yup. He did not look happy to be up there. The initial foul call was BS anyway.

I just don't see how people watched through Lebron's prime and didn't see the difference between him and Jordan. What the hell was that, he just put out his elbow and fell down. Then looked nervous as shit at the line. Lebron's one of the greatest ever, but there were so many cracks in the edifice, and we saw it over and over.

I hate to derail a great topic with this pointless rant, but there you go..

Real basketball fans do see that.

tpols
07-14-2023, 10:29 AM
https://i.gyazo.com/e189c999ea6d030448a749d252f6fcbb.png


i think you could call that a foul

Elbowing a guy in the jaw and flopping?

Clifton
07-14-2023, 12:13 PM
i think you could call that a foul
I mean you could. I wish they did. We need more offensive fouls called so people will stop doing this.

He's at a 45 degree angle!! Is this anything approaching a natural shooting motion?

GOBB
07-15-2023, 02:14 AM
Some of you guys have no confidence.

No way I miss 10 in a row of those.

The average joe thinks they can do damn near everything besides being just average. Pretty amazing

elementally morale
07-15-2023, 05:14 AM
I'd definitely shoot the ball. I was a SG back in the day and a 3 point specialist at that. Shooting is the last thing to go away so I'd have a reasonable chance to hit a few.

paksat
07-15-2023, 08:39 AM
wait what's the question? I thought you either take 100k and say nope, or you gotta make 3 out of 10 in order to get a million?

because yes I think I can make 1 out of 10, that's pretty easy even with that pressure.