View Full Version : What's the first thing you'd do if you had "**** you" money?
SaltyMeatballs
07-10-2023, 06:10 PM
Friend and I were having an interesting conversation about this.
First thing I'd do is retire my parents, buy them a nice house, and then travel the **** out of the world because I've been in the US my entire life
Throw a huge all expenses paid party for Insidehoops regulars and watch everyone make fun of highwey, LeBron23, Jasper and RRR3 as they geeked out by themselves at the nerd table
Patrick Chewing
07-10-2023, 07:46 PM
I would buy an extreme mega yacht, the kind that has a helipad and everything and invite everyone that was on my shout out list to come party with me as we sail down to Ibiza.
SaltyMeatballs
07-10-2023, 07:52 PM
I would buy an extreme mega yacht, the kind that has a helipad and everything and invite everyone that was on my shout out list to come party with me as we sail down to Ibiza.
Which means I’m not on that yacht :(
Patrick Chewing
07-10-2023, 07:55 PM
Which means I’m not on that yacht :(
I got news for you buddy, you're on the list.
https://media.tenor.com/pA08ilI1x54AAAAM/step-brothers-boat.gif
highwhey
07-10-2023, 07:59 PM
Retiring the parents is for sure #1 even before i buy anything for myself.
i would build indoor basketball Gyms around Phoenix bc it's too fukkin hot outside and this city loves basketball. Free admission for everyone. May even include a PC Gaming lounge with RTX 4090s on every PC, but you gotta prove you have B's or better on your report card if you're in school.
I'd make a trade school with free admission as well, and it wouldn't be some shitty around the way school, I'd hire experienced tradesmen with a lot of experience and pay them better than union wages so they can pass on their craft. I'd have the best General Contractors in the state to help out with work placement after graduation.
Retiring the parents is for sure #1 even before i buy anything for myself.
i would build indoor basketball Gyms around Phoenix bc it's too fukkin hot outside and this city loves basketball. Free admission for everyone. May even include a PC Gaming lounge with RTX 4090s on every PC, but you gotta prove you have B's or better on your report card if you're in school.
I'd make a trade school with free admission as well, and it wouldn't be some shitty around the way school, I'd hire experienced tradesmen with a lot of experience and pay them better than union wages so they can pass on their craft. I'd have the best General Contractors in the state to help out with work placement after graduation.
Stop lying
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jstern
07-10-2023, 08:53 PM
I would build a submersible and go checkout the Titanic. See what all the hype is about
diamenz
07-10-2023, 09:03 PM
I would build a submersible and go checkout the Titanic. See what all the hype is about
don't forget your game controller. definitely buy new to ensure no problems.
jstern
07-10-2023, 09:21 PM
don't forget your game controller. definitely buy new to ensure no problems.
Yes. It would have to be a hall effect controller to prevent drift from the analogue sticks. And connected through USB. Or at least have that option for in the case that the Bluetooth is acting up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpAA3qeOYiI
diamenz
07-10-2023, 09:27 PM
Yes. It would have to be a hall effect controller to prevent drift from the analogue sticks. And connected through USB. Or at least have that option for in the case that the Bluetooth is acting up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpAA3qeOYiI
wow. jstern knows about analog stick drift. impressive.
yeah, i still can't fathom how that sub's game controller setup was wireless. we don't even know if he had a wired back up. stack stupid upon stupid.
warriorfan
07-10-2023, 10:06 PM
Stop lying
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lmaooooooo
nightlight
07-10-2023, 10:51 PM
Retiring the parents is for sure #1 even before i buy anything for myself.
i would build indoor basketball Gyms around Phoenix bc it's too fukkin hot outside and this city loves basketball. Free admission for everyone. May even include a PC Gaming lounge with RTX 4090s on every PC, but you gotta prove you have B's or better on your report card if you're in school.
I'd make a trade school with free admission as well, and it wouldn't be some shitty around the way school, I'd hire experienced tradesmen with a lot of experience and pay them better than union wages so they can pass on their craft. I'd have the best General Contractors in the state to help out with work placement after graduation.
:oldlol:
You wouldn't have enough money left to do any of this Alan. You are going to need every last penny to lord over damaged women for affection. Everyone remembers your "girlfriend" left you when you couldn't afford those 1200 monthly payments on that Ford Raptor. You are financially illiterate. 30 year old man trying to lie about buying a house and he doesn't know how borrowing works.
Patrick Chewing
07-10-2023, 11:05 PM
:oldlol:
You wouldn't have enough money left to do any of this Alan. You are going to need every last penny to lord over damaged women for affection. Everyone remembers your "girlfriend" left you when you couldn't afford those 1200 monthly payments on that Ford Raptor. You are financially illiterate. 30 year old man trying to lie about buying a house and he doesn't know how borrowing works.
goddamn
highwhey
07-11-2023, 01:22 AM
i guess i'd buy the fabrication shop i currently have an order with to skip the 6-7 month wait for a vintage mustang part that i am rebuilding. gonna be a sick ass mustang but this part is crucial to the build and there's no way to skip the line...i tried offering more money lol
warriorfan
07-11-2023, 01:28 AM
i guess i'd buy the fabrication shop i currently have an order with to skip the 6-7 month wait for a vintage mustang part that i am rebuilding. gonna be a sick ass mustang but this part is crucial to the build and there's no way to skip the line...i tried offering more money lol
:roll:
i guess i'd buy the fabrication shop i currently have an order with to skip the 6-7 month wait for a vintage mustang part that i am rebuilding. gonna be a sick ass mustang but this part is crucial to the build and there's no way to skip the line...i tried offering more money lol
Could you fit that with an ls2 motor? I heard that it's sweet.
highwhey
07-11-2023, 01:56 AM
Could you fit that with an ls2 motor? I heard that it's sweet.
yeah, the 67/68 mustang has a big enough engine bay for any LS engine, but i'm keeping it ford all the way. i don't expect to ever sell it since it's my dream car, but in case i ever do, i don't think having a crossbred car will sell well.
thinking of the 5.2 voodoo engine (unique engine sounds like ferrari bc they share the same flat plane crank).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEfRr7GTHmY
or a supercharged coyote.
yeah, the 67/68 mustang has a big enough engine bay for any LS engine, but i'm keeping it ford all the way. i don't expect to ever sell it since it's my dream car, but in case i ever do, i don't think having a crossbred car will sell well.
thinking of the 5.2 voodoo engine (unique engine sounds like ferrari bc they share the same flat plane crank).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEfRr7GTHmY
or a supercharged coyote.
Lol just a thought. I know it wouldn't be advisable for rival brands but the ls blocks are quite compact compared to equivalent blocks from ford and dodge. And yes, the large v8 you like will do for you especially if you're after the engine sound. The throaty notes it produces are quite sentimental and nostalgic than what we can hear from smaller-cc force induction ones today.
Patrick Chewing
07-11-2023, 10:51 AM
How fast does highweight blow his money on booze?
Wally450
07-11-2023, 11:39 AM
Probably buy a plot of land and build a nice house. Take care of my parents and my sibling. Buy all sorts of crazy gadgets and shit, idk.
Indoor basketball and volleyball courts. My own personal gym. Roller skating rink. All sorts of activities and shit.
East River Livn'
07-11-2023, 11:57 AM
Buy RealGM and make all the ISH Faithful mods over there.
highwhey
07-11-2023, 12:39 PM
How fast does highweight blow his money on booze?
I have like 15k in petty cash on me at all moments :oldlol:
East River Livn'
07-11-2023, 01:35 PM
I have like 15k in petty cash on me at all moments :oldlol:
This has swaggerless manatee written all over it again
highwhey
07-11-2023, 01:46 PM
This has swaggerless manatee written all over it again
And u have bitch written all over you. Funny how it’s alt accounts that always take a swing, can never do it from your main account bc why again? What is to fear on an anonymous online forum? Bitch.
SaltyMeatballs
07-11-2023, 02:21 PM
I got news for you buddy, you're on the list.
https://media.tenor.com/pA08ilI1x54AAAAM/step-brothers-boat.gif
https://media.tenor.com/6CZfW5T7BiQAAAAC/wolf-of-wall-street-yacht.gif
SaltyMeatballs
07-11-2023, 02:22 PM
I would build a submersible and go checkout the Titanic. See what all the hype is about
rest in pieces then
DevBooker'sMask
07-11-2023, 08:15 PM
2 chicks at the same time
and another raptor
highwhey
07-11-2023, 08:32 PM
2 chicks at the same time
and another raptor
2 chicks at the same time
and another raptor
What will happen to the tacoma? :ohwell:
jstern
07-11-2023, 09:29 PM
We just needed SunsN07BookIt and that would have been 4 posts in a row.
Edit: I forgot about RicardoTubbs, which would have made it 5 in a row.
highwhey
07-11-2023, 09:47 PM
We just needed SunsN07BookIt and that would have been 4 posts in a row.
Edit: I forgot about RicardoTubbs, which would have made it 5 in a row.
well, what are you waiting for? log into that account
DevBooker'sMask
07-12-2023, 01:21 AM
well, what are you waiting for? log into that account
welllll. we're waiting
RicardoTubbs
07-12-2023, 01:42 AM
Edit: I forgot about RicardoTubbs, which would have made it 5 in a row.
Da ***? How am I getting dragged into this? I post nothing like this highway guy
highwhey
07-12-2023, 01:45 AM
Edit: I forgot about RicardoTubbs, which would have made it 5 in a row.
Da ***? How am I getting dragged into this? I post nothing like this highwhey guy
iamgine
07-12-2023, 02:06 AM
I'd buy a modified racing car that's built like a tank. And just get onto the road looking for people who'd cut me off and not let them. It's really fun to see the rage in their eyes when they find I'd rather bump cars than let them have the way. Did this for fun a couple times but I really can't afford to jeopardize my $$ and health for trivial adrenaline things like that.
jstern
07-12-2023, 02:51 AM
Da ***? How am I getting dragged into this? I post nothing like this highway guy
Highwhey is by far the absolute worse person that I've ever encountered, in terms of hiding who their alts are. Worse than RRR3/Satan, worse than Axe, who himself might be highwhey.
You have this 84 posts, RicardoTubbs alt, who created a thread about highwhey, aftter highwhey was banned (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?512654-Word-on-the-street-is-highwey-got-permabanned). 84 posts, indicating that it's not an active daily user. An 84 posts inactive account, yet he's so intrigued about the idea that highwhey was permabanned.
And in this thread, after I mention the RicardoTubbs account as one of the known highwhey alts, that inactive account suddenly appears, and refers to highwhey as, "this highwhey guy." Referring to highwhey as some obscure person to him. Despite having created that earlier mentioned thread.
And then 3 minutes later, highwhey logs out of that account and back into his highwhey account, to copy and paste what he just finished writing under his RicardoTubbs alt.
highwhey
07-12-2023, 03:05 AM
Highwhey is by far the absolute worse person that I've ever encountered, in terms of hiding who their alts are. Worse than RRR3/Satan, worse than Axe, who himself might be highwhey.
You have this 84 posts, RicardoTubbs alt, who created a thread about highwhey, aftter highwhey was banned (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?512654-Word-on-the-street-is-highwey-got-permabanned). 84 posts, indicating that it's not an active daily user. An 84 posts inactive account, yet he's so intrigued about the idea that highwhey was permabanned.
And in this thread, after I mention the RicardoTubbs account as one of the known highwhey alts, that inactive account suddenly appears, and refers to highwhey as, "this highwhey guy." Referring to highwhey as some obscure person to him. Despite having created that earlier mentioned thread.
And then 3 minutes later, highwhey logs out of that account and back into his highwhey account, to copy and paste what he just finished writing under his RicardoTubbs alt.
Jalopy greg just can't make up his stupid mind whether i'm really asian or hispanic. I guess that's what too much adderalls did to his weak body system. :confusedshrug:
Patrick Chewing
07-12-2023, 11:00 AM
highweight and Axe both up at 3 am in the morning. But of course, it's the same person.
highwhey
07-12-2023, 11:25 AM
highweight and Axe both up at 3 am in the morning. But of course, it's the same person.
it was 11pm for me chubbs :D
highweight and Axe both up at 3 am in the morning. But of course, it's the same person.
How many times has this lame ass fatso accused me of being the same person? Weirdo. :facepalm
hateraid
07-12-2023, 04:07 PM
Buy RealGM and make all the ISH Faithful mods over there.
I'd just buy ISH and expose all the dumbasses
Patrick Chewing
07-12-2023, 06:22 PM
I'd just buy ISH and expose all the dumbasses
Expose all the alts!
DevBooker'sMask
07-12-2023, 10:54 PM
Highwhey is by far the absolute worse person that I've ever encountered, in terms of hiding who their alts are. Worse than RRR3/Satan, worse than Axe, who himself might be highwhey.
You have this 84 posts, RicardoTubbs alt, who created a thread about highwhey, aftter highwhey was banned (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?512654-Word-on-the-street-is-highwey-got-permabanned). 84 posts, indicating that it's not an active daily user. An 84 posts inactive account, yet he's so intrigued about the idea that highwhey was permabanned.
And in this thread, after I mention the RicardoTubbs account as one of the known highwhey alts, that inactive account suddenly appears, and refers to highwhey as, "this highwhey guy." Referring to highwhey as some obscure person to him. Despite having created that earlier mentioned thread.
And then 3 minutes later, highwhey logs out of that account and back into his highwhey account, to copy and paste what he just finished writing under his RicardoTubbs alt.
highwhey
07-13-2023, 02:07 AM
I would buy an extreme mega yacht, the kind that has a helipad and everything and invite everyone that was on my shout out list to come party with me as we sail down to Ibiza.
https://img.memegenerator.net/images/5498876.jpg
Wally450
07-13-2023, 03:00 PM
I would buy an extreme mega yacht, the kind that has a helipad and everything and invite everyone that was on my shout out list to come party with me as we sail down to Ibiza.
:(
Patrick Chewing
07-13-2023, 03:24 PM
https://img.memegenerator.net/images/5498876.jpg
If you're going to sit out on the pool deck looking like that, then I'm un-inviting you.
Patrick Chewing
07-13-2023, 03:26 PM
:(
Guess what bro.....Christmas came early. You're on the list!
https://i.gifer.com/P7zV.gif
Lakers Legend#32
07-13-2023, 03:59 PM
Expose all the alts!
Says Pistole Pete and jstern.
highwhey
07-13-2023, 04:07 PM
"I'm going to host a party on a mega yacht and invite all my ISH friends" - Patrickchewing
https://img.memegenerator.net/images/5498876.jpg
MrFonzworth
07-13-2023, 07:10 PM
"I'm going to host a party on a mega yacht and invite all my ISH friends" - Patrickchewing
https://img.memegenerator.net/images/5498876.jpg
:roll:
"I'm going to host a party on a mega yacht and invite all my ISH friends" - Patrickchewing
https://img.memegenerator.net/images/5498876.jpg
Good to see Chewy lost some weight :applause:
highwhey
07-13-2023, 07:42 PM
Good to see Chewy lost some weight :applause:
my bad, i cropped it to make patrick appear less rotund
https://i.postimg.cc/zfTCCs2b/puzmufjc6sq51.jpg
jstern
07-13-2023, 09:26 PM
Jalopy greg just can't make up his stupid mind whether i'm really asian or hispanic. I guess that's what too much adderalls did to his weak body system. :confusedshrug:
I find it very interesting, you choosing to use the term Jalopy greg. I sense fear.
SATAN
07-13-2023, 10:12 PM
"I'm going to host a party on a mega yacht and invite all my ISH friends" - Patrickchewing
https://img.memegenerator.net/images/5498876.jpg
:oldlol:
Patrick Chewing
07-13-2023, 10:24 PM
my bad, i cropped it to make patrick appear less rotund
https://i.postimg.cc/zfTCCs2b/puzmufjc6sq51.jpg
No wonder you're an alcoholic. You're a disgusting fatbody.
Wally450
07-14-2023, 09:55 AM
Guess what bro.....Christmas came early. You're on the list!
https://i.gifer.com/P7zV.gif
:dancin:dancin:djparty
TheMan
07-14-2023, 12:12 PM
Obviously after taking care of my family, build a studio in my house, complete with all kinds of musical instruments to invite people over to jam with. Then splurge on guitars, starting with a Custom Shop Fender Stratocaster personally built to my specifications along with a Custom Shop Gibson Les Paul and SG :pimp:
Jasper
07-16-2023, 10:51 AM
Of course I would buy a nice boat ... invite Patrick and Jstern and all their friends.
It would be great to discuss life , and death with them.
Heading out 15 miles to the fishing spot , my executives , would assist them.
oups , can you swim 15 miles back to shore ?? shark infested waters while I sail off chumming
https://media.tenor.com/es6uI8f-oecAAAAC/stone-cold-steve-austin-middle-finger.gif
TheMan
07-17-2023, 01:03 AM
Of course I would buy a nice boat ... invite Patrick and Jstern and all their friends.
It would be great to discuss life , and death with them.
Heading out 15 miles to the fishing spot , my executives , would assist them.
oups , can you swim 15 miles back to shore ?? shark infested waters while I sail off chumming
https://media.tenor.com/es6uI8f-oecAAAAC/stone-cold-steve-austin-middle-finger.gif
You see? Now that's just not nice :no: Totally uncalled for just because you disagree politically. Take Lakers Legend#32, judging by his posts, he's a sour puss IRL, yet I wish him no harm just because I don't consider men who dress up like women as real women while he obviously does.. he's confused, doesn't mean I want a violent death for him :facepalm
The only person you're harming with all that hatred in your heart is yourself.
Airupthere
07-17-2023, 09:53 AM
Obviously after taking care of my family, build a studio in my house, complete with all kinds of musical instruments to invite people over to jam with. Then splurge on guitars, starting with a Custom Shop Fender Stratocaster personally built to my specifications along with a Custom Shop Gibson Les Paul and SG :pimp:
Not a tele fan? Complete the lineup with a tele.
TheMan
07-17-2023, 03:35 PM
Not a tele fan? Complete the lineup with a tele.
Not really, I play metal with some classic rock to change things up. To me, Teles have their place, mostly for country and blues but not for heavier rock. After my Fender Strat and Gibson LP and SG, I'll go nuts buying Jackson, Ibanez, PRS, Schecter, Washburn, ESP...I currently own 4, a Mexican Fender Strat, a Gibson LP Studio with P90s, a '63 reissue Gibson SG Standard and an AIO SC77 Black Beauty, but if you play guitar, you know we can never have too many guitars :)
SATAN
07-17-2023, 10:56 PM
Current want:
https://images.reverb.com/image/upload/s--PUhLFHEt--/a_270/f_auto,t_large/v1637594817/xobwctyexbs8j2edrwvi.jpg
:lebronamazed:
TheMan
07-18-2023, 03:29 PM
Current want:
https://images.reverb.com/image/upload/s--PUhLFHEt--/a_270/f_auto,t_large/v1637594817/xobwctyexbs8j2edrwvi.jpg
:lebronamazed:
You play? What guitar is that? Looks like a metal crunching axe...
Looking to purchase this one soon
https://guitarworld.mx/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/946x946/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/j/a/jackson_01.png
SATAN
07-19-2023, 12:30 AM
Yeah. Ibanez Xiphos XTPB720.
That Jackson looks nice. There's something about the feel of Jackson necks that makes them really fun to play.
TheMan
07-19-2023, 04:39 PM
Yeah. Ibanez Xiphos XTPB720.
That Jackson looks nice. There's something about the feel of Jackson necks that makes them really fun to play.
:cheers:
Phoenix
07-29-2023, 10:54 AM
Not a lot, to be honest. I've sort of adopted a minimalist/simple life approach over the past 5 years or so. Asides from buying myself the occasional gadget( like a Steam Deck), there's not alot I'm actually craving to consume. I wouldn't consider myself at the 'F.U' state but I got 2 paid off investment properties, my wife and I just bought a 'retirement/vacation' home ( mortgage-free) in her native country Azores, and I've pretty much transitioned to part-time( my own side gig) and managing my properties. Biggest thing for me was getting off that 9-5 hamster wheel, FUKK that bullshit.
imdaman99
07-29-2023, 08:08 PM
Prob put my parents and their kids in the same neighborhood. My brothers and my sister are far away from me, and that stresses my parents since they're the ones with kids and it's important for my parents to see their grandkids. I just wanna do right by my parents, they haven't had it easy. It's a good thing we're all decent or well off, we can fly them anywhere but my parents grew up all close to their cousins so I know it ain't easy for them knowing we don't see each other as often as we'd like. We go where the jobs take us, so it's nobody's fault.
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