So Jimmy Butler is dating Shakira. Think he’d trade her for Dame?

[Kblaze8855]

https://youtu.be/DUT5rEU6pqM

Her for the few of you who aren’t the right age/culture to remember her run.

I know he wants to win but…I don’t know if he makes that deal. He breaks up with Shakira and the deal goes through?

Thats tough. Not like he needs her for the lifestyle though. He’s made 220 million and he’s due another 150. She’s worth like 300. Neither needs anything from the other so…

Still tough though. Not like Dame guarantees a ring. A Jimmy/Shakira pairing pretty much owns and operates Miami for another decade+ if he’s into the fame. He’s trying to make Big Face coffee major. He’s got shit planned post basketball.

Hed probably be better off keeping Shakira.

[ShawkFactory]

Weird. I thought she was dating Lewis Hamilton.

[tontoz]

No chance

[SouBeachTalents]

If I was him and I was legitimately made this offer I'd trade her for Dame. He could get any woman he wants for the rest of his life, he only has a finite number of years left where he can realistically win a championship. You'd frankly be a fool to not want to cash in on these few remaining opportunities for something you'll never be able to achieve again for a woman nearing 50 when you can get another one at any time.

[highwhey]

you're asking if a straight male would trade a hot ass gf for a guy?

tf.

[HylianNightmare]

Spit roast

[Kblaze8855]

. He could get any woman he wants for the rest of his life


You can’t just go get Shakira, Beyonce, Jlo, or whatever famous actress or musician you want because you’re rich. It helps no doubt but you can’t just “I have nba money” and get a woman like that. Not that such people are just more attractive than normal beautiful women but they are more unobtainable. You can go find a Zendaya equivalent at the mall but you’re not ****ing the real one just off bank account.

[tpols]

you're asking if a straight male would trade a hot ass gf for a guy?

tf.

More like are you willing to win at the expense of a female of which you could easily get the same of if not better as a 100+ millionaire baller.

[tpols]

You can’t just go get Shakira, Beyonce, Jlo, or whatever famous actress or musician you want because you’re rich. It helps no doubt but you can’t just “I have nba money” and get a woman like that. Not that such people are just more attractive than normal beautiful women but they are more unobtainable. You can go find a Zendaya equivalent at the mall but you’re not ****ing the real one just off bank account.

None of those women are any better looking than the average groupie that throws themselves at athletes all over the globe. Those examples are probably worse. They're all old and worn out and Hollywood / industry corrupted.

[Real Men Wear Green]

It really depends on how serious he is about her. If he wants to marry her then I could see taking her over Dame. The heart will have to pay a high price and it is no guarantee that they win it all after they get him.
None of those women are any better looking than the average groupie that throws themselves at athletes all over the globe.

There are some beautiful women out there but "average?" You're going overboard there. And these ladies aren't just pretty, they're successful, ExxonMobil in fact they are a little more successful than Butler is himself.

[WhiteKyrie]

Himmy Butler, the anti ghetto black superstar

[Kblaze8855]

None of those women are any better looking than the average groupie that throws themselves at athletes all over the globe. Those examples are probably worse. They're all old and worn out and Hollywood / industry corrupted.

And yet…you still can’t go get one. There are a million women badder than Jlo in Columbia but you can’t just go get Jlo. As the saying goes “What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly. it is dearness only that gives every thing its value.”.

You can buy a bad woman but you’ll never want her as much as the ones with no price. It’s all lust and ego at the start. The lust part you can get taken care of easily. How does someone with 300 million satisfy his pride?

By ****ing women like Shakira who have no price.

[tpols]

It really depends on how serious he is about her. If he wants to marry her then I could see taking her over Dame. The heart will have to pay a high price and it is no guarantee that they win it all after they get him.

There are some beautiful women out there but "average?" You're going overboard there. And these ladies aren't just pretty, they're successful, ExxonMobil in fact they are a little more successful than Butler is himself.

I said average groupie. Not average looking. These guys have 10/10 women chasing them. There pro athletes with 100s of millions of dollars. The only reason to go after a celebrity chick like Shakira is for the clout. Like rodman banging Madonna. It's a pride thing. But if Jimmy is any type of competitor he'd take the 10/10 regular girl and trade Shakira for Dame so he could finally have a great chance at fulfilling his life's passion instead of chasing "look who I banged" clout.

[Real Men Wear Green]

I said average groupie. Not average looking. These guys have 10/10 women chasing them. There pro athletes with 100s of millions of dollars. The only reason to go after a celebrity chick like Shakira is for the clout. Like rodman banging Madonna. It's a pride thing. But if Jimmy is any type of competitor he'd take the 10/10 regular girl and trade Shakira for Dame so he could finally have a great chance at fulfilling his life's passion instead of chasing clout.

Show me a picture of an NBA player with two girls that look better than Shakira. These may not be the absolute most beautiful women in the world but they're high up there and no player has the Shakiras waiting for him in the hotel room lobby. You're overeating the groupies now.

[Overdrive]

I said average groupie. Not average looking. These guys have 10/10 women chasing them. There pro athletes with 100s of millions of dollars. The only reason to go after a celebrity chick like Shakira is for the clout. Like rodman banging Madonna. It's a pride thing. But if Jimmy is any type of competitor he'd take the 10/10 regular girl and trade Shakira for Dame so he could finally have a great chance at fulfilling his life's passion instead of chasing "look who I banged" clout.

I guess it's tough for a guy earning hundreds of millions to find any trustworthy relationship. I rich sucessful woman might be his chance.

[Kblaze8855]

I said average groupie. Not average looking. These guys have 10/10 women chasing them. There pro athletes with 100s of millions of dollars. The only reason to go after a celebrity chick like Shakira is for the clout. Like rodman banging Madonna. It's a pride thing. But if Jimmy is any type of competitor he'd take the 10/10 regular girl and trade Shakira for Dame so he could finally have a great chance at fulfilling his life's passion instead of chasing "look who I banged" clout.



I think you’re not appreciating the genuine factor. Jimmy Butler will never know if a woman he meets even likes him for real.

If Shakira, Rihanna, or someone like that is into you…you know it’s not your money. At his level you’d have to either never be sure of any woman in your life or **** with women you knew before the money and fame. Other high society types give you an out.

Shakira is not using you for your money. You can be sure of that.

[tpols]

Show me a picture of an NBA player with two girls that look better than Shakira. These may not be the absolute most beautiful women in the world but they're high up there and no player has the Shakiras waiting for him in the hotel room lobby. You're overeating the groupies now.

I'm not a seafood guy so I don't know about that. :lol Either way you're wrong on that bro. The women that approach athletes are drop dead gorgeous. They're not stupid. They know they have to be top notch to even get into that lifestyle.

[tomtucker]

she is a tax evading criminal.......will he visit her in jail?
8 years in prison man!

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https://www.npr.org/2022/07/29/1114653823/shakira-spain-tax-evasion-barcelona-gerard-pique

[WhiteKyrie]

The groupie is gold digging though. Shakira got her own money, fame and clout. So the connection is more legitimate as no one is being used.

[Kblaze8855]

I'm not a seafood guy so I don't know about that. :lol Either way you're wrong on that bro. The women that approach athletes are drop dead gorgeous. They're not stupid. They know they have to be top notch to even get into that lifestyle.


You see the woman Zion had? How about Kobe? Lots of nba players are ****ing non elite women. Joe Johnson asked out my friend who asked to take a pic with his Aston Martin in Atlanta once. She didn’t even take him up on it. Had no idea who he was till she posted the pic online and was told. Nba players ask out normal cute girls all the time.

[tpols]

You see the woman Zion had? How about Kobe? Lots of nba players are ****ing non elite women. Joe Johnson asked out my friend who asked to take a pic with his Aston Martin in Atlanta once. She didn’t even take him up on it. Had no idea who he was till she posted the pic online and was told. Nba players ask out normal cute girls all the time.

That's what I'm saying. It's better to be with a regular good looking chick than a celebrity if it means getting ****ing Dame Dolla on your squad. I think we might be in agreement for once.

What ever happened to bros before hos?

[WhiteKyrie]

You see the woman Zion had? How about Kobe? Lots of nba players are ****ing non elite women. Joe Johnson asked out my friend who asked to take a pic with his Aston Martin in Atlanta once. She didn’t even take him up on it. Had no idea who he was till she posted the pic online and was told. Nba players ask out normal cute girls all the time.

She didn’t want to go ISO with Joe?

None of these guys could pull chicks if they were average height, and not famous multi millionaires. Maybe the select few good looking ones but besides that? Hell no.

Chandler Parson types could pull. But these other guys? :oldlol:

[Kblaze8855]

That's what I'm saying. It's better to be with a regular good looking chick than a celebrity if it means getting ****ing Dame Dolla on your squad. I think we might be in agreement for once.

What ever happened to bros before hos?


Is that something at Dennys?



https://youtu.be/aRHzm-wPTr8

[tpols]

:roll:

I ain't trusting nobody that calls themselves slickback. They'd be getting a long kiss good night.

[Kblaze8855]

:roll:

I ain't trusting nobody that calls themselves slickback. They'd be getting a long kiss good night.



His name is “A Pimp named slickback.” Please say the whole thing if you would.


https://youtu.be/JqGm8MOXjJ4


Its like “A tribe called quest”. I think you would share some of his perspectives.

[meat]

WTF is this TMZ now?

[BallsOut]

I think you’re not appreciating the genuine factor. Jimmy Butler will never know if a woman he meets even likes him for real.

If Shakira, Rihanna, or someone like that is into you…you know it’s not your money. At his level you’d have to either never be sure of any woman in your life or **** with women you knew before the money and fame. Other high society types give you an out.

Shakira is not using you for your money. You can be sure of that.

Shakira also evaded playing taxes. Let’s stop pretending anything you think about her is a fact.

[BallsOut]

WTF is this TMZ now?

Quality of this forum has gone way downhill. We got mods resorting to tmz threads now. Boring ass offseason

[morbius]

When her footballer ex blew her off, Shakira went full public psycho mode, bad mouthing him everywhere, writing songs about it, couldn't stop herself for a long time. You're ignoring huge red flags there, Jimmy boy. But considering what shitty taste these naggers have in women, at least he's not dating a Kardashian.

[Kblaze8855]

WTF is this TMZ now?

Now?

You think we didn’t discuss Tony Parker and Eva Longoria 20 years ago? I remember it sparked a long argument on if she was just “average”.

[WhiteKyrie]

When her footballer ex blew her off, Shakira went full public psycho mode, bad mouthing him everywhere, writing songs about it, couldn't stop herself for a long time. You're ignoring huge red flags there, Jimmy boy. But considering what shitty taste these naggers have in women, at least he's not dating a Kardashian.
He’s more white boy than that dude. Have you done any research on Jimmy? He’s a certified caucasian

[SATAN]

That's what I'm saying. It's better to be with a regular good looking chick than a celebrity if it means getting ****ing Dame Dolla on your squad. I think we might be in agreement for once.

What ever happened to bros before hos?

:oldlol: :facepalm

[imdaman99]

Getting Dame doesn't even make them better

Meanwhile, Shakira is forever

[bdonovan]

Why is Shakira considered such a catch? People are living in the past. She is post menopausal and only makeup hides her age. A demented society force feeds us the lie that "older women are hawt!1!1" when we know otherwise. Butler can do a lot better.

[Kblaze8855]

Shakira is only early 40s, a beautiful woman, and rich and famous. You need it explained why she’s a “catch”? Internet men never fail to amaze. You’d think the world was exclusively supermodels the way they insist famous women aren’t “hawt”.

[bdonovan]

Shakira is only early 40s, a beautiful woman, and rich and famous. You need it explained why she’s a “catch”? Internet men never fail to amaze. You’d think the world was exclusively supermodels the way they insist famous women aren’t “hawt”.

Internet men? You're not one of them?
Is she ugly? No. She's 4 years from 50 however and hasn't aged well.

https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201393/rs_600x600-131003144157-6300.2shakira-no-makeup.ls.10313.jpg?fit=around%7C1080:1080&output-quality=90&crop=1080:1080;center,top

https://akm-img-a-in.tosshub.com/indiatoday/images/story/201602/shakira-storyfb_647_020416104542.jpg?VersionId=o63xD2pynAU _ja9NeCUeaJFmmkfYv5kE

She is okay looking. But that age, the only time she looks amazing is with make up. Not true when she was in her 20's or 30's.

Butler can and should do A LOT better.

Shakira's also a liar, bad character. Said she came up with that song from the Olympics but stole most of it from an African band.

[tpols]

Now?

You think we didn’t discuss Tony Parker and Eva Longoria 20 years ago? I remember it sparked a long argument on if she was just “average”.

You'd be surprised what makeup can do.

https://stylesatlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Pictures-of-Eva-Longoria-Without-Makeup.jpg

I wonder when it became mainstream for people to have to paint their faces to hide who they really are.

If a dude did that we'd all be looking at him sideways.

[bdonovan]

Internet men? You're not one of them?
Is she ugly? No. She's 4 years from 50 however and hasn't aged well.

https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201393/rs_600x600-131003144157-6300.2shakira-no-makeup.ls.10313.jpg?fit=around%7C1080:1080&output-quality=90&crop=1080:1080;center,top

https://akm-img-a-in.tosshub.com/indiatoday/images/story/201602/shakira-storyfb_647_020416104542.jpg?VersionId=o63xD2pynAU _ja9NeCUeaJFmmkfYv5kE

She is okay looking. But that age, the only time she looks amazing is with make up. Not true when she was in her 20's or 30's.

Butler can and should do A LOT better.

Shakira's also a liar, bad character. Said she came up with that song from the Olympics but stole most of it from an African band.


My goodness. I just realized that picture on top is of her from 10 YEARS ago - at 36 years old. I can only imagine what she looks like now at 46 with no makeup. Doubt we'll see a public picture of that.

[JohnMax]

So Jimmy Butler is dating Shakira. Think he’d trade her for Dame?

Are you saying Jimmy Butler dating Shakira will have an effect on Portland's decision to trade him to Miami? Well that's good news than. I have been biggest advocate of trading Lillard to Celtics. If this helps than so be it.

[bdonovan]

You'd be surprised what makeup can do.

https://stylesatlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Pictures-of-Eva-Longoria-Without-Makeup.jpg

I wonder when it became mainstream for people to have to paint their faces to hide who they really are.

If a dude did that we'd all be looking at him sideways.

There are worse than that though.
https://www.cleverly.me/makeup-before-after/

The contrast is even starker when they get older, esp. with white women or mixed (Hispanic) women. Trust me, I'm in my mid-40s and have seen plenty of IRL with and without makeups and it's shocking. I can only imagine all the chemicals they put on their face deteriorates the skin.

[tpols]

There are worse than that though.
https://www.cleverly.me/makeup-before-after/

The contrast is even starker when they get older, esp. with white women or mixed (Hispanic) women. Trust me, I'm in my mid-40s and have seen plenty of IRL with and without makeups and it's shocking. I can only imagine all the chemicals they put on their face deteriorates the skin.

I feel like the main reason breast cancer spiked in the past 100 years with women is all the shit they put on themselves to look better. All those chemicals soaking and seeping into the skin and body and ****ing shit up. If you look at the ingredient list its a bunch of stuff most people can't even pronounce myself included.

[ShawkFactory]

You'd be surprised what makeup can do.

https://stylesatlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Pictures-of-Eva-Longoria-Without-Makeup.jpg

I wonder when it became mainstream for people to have to paint their faces to hide who they really are.

If a dude did that we'd all be looking at him sideways.

Probably around the same time dudes started calling girls ugly without makeup.