My girlfriend left me

[Patrick Chewing]

with her cat again. She was off to some concert with her girlfriends and guess who volunteered like a jackass to watch this cat that doesn't like me? Me, that's who. This is the second or third time I've offered and it's a waste of time. I have three dogs that live with me and she has a cat, so it's not like I can bring the cat over. And besides, I never know where this cat is. So as of right now, the cat could be outside the house or dead and I wouldn't be none the wiser. Thought I'd share my current predicament with you fellas.


Sincerely,

-Chewz

[Jasper]

don't know where an animal is , but knows where the next burger is ..... lol

[Patrick Chewing]

don't know where an animal is , but knows where the next burger is ..... lol

Yes, I know where the next burger I'm going to eat is. I'm a man. I eat red meat. Not some vegan cuck.

[ShawkFactory]

Nothing worse than a cat that doesn't like you. They're such fvcking assholes. I love cats but I've luckily only had really cool ones.

As for your predicament: it's a cat. It can handle being alone for a few hours (maybe even prefers it) and it doesn't need to be watched. Tell her that.

[ILLsmak]

Cats are good for at least one night alone, u just give them crunchy food and water.

Dont volunteer to watch ppls cats hahaha. Just a tip. Shes prol like well… ok i guess?

Sorry. Im a cat person, so ill cop to bein a bitchboi. Youre lucky nobody else here prol is cuz what u are saying is hilarious.

You scoopin da box?

-Smak

[Axe]

Op's expression as he posted this thread.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTNGiheN1X9PspVWTR7GNhT_jbD651rn bKkgQ&usqp=CAU

[Lakers Legend#32]

Op's expression as he posted this thread.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTNGiheN1X9PspVWTR7GNhT_jbD651rn bKkgQ&usqp=CAU

Poopsie expects us to believe he has a girlfriend.

[Axe]

Poopsie expects us to believe he has a girlfriend.
Lying to the community once more. :ohwell:

[Jasper]

patsy is puzze whipped , looking at above pic , losers need to be whipped.

[Patrick Chewing]

Nothing worse than a cat that doesn't like you. They're such fvcking assholes. I love cats but I've luckily only had really cool ones.

As for your predicament: it's a cat. It can handle being alone for a few hours (maybe even prefers it) and it doesn't need to be watched. Tell her that.

Found that ****er right before she got home too. I had locked it up in a guest bedroom accidentally for several hours. Since they don't whine or bark like dogs, this cat was probably just enjoying the privacy.

[Patrick Chewing]

patsy is puzze whipped , looking at above pic , losers need to be whipped.

Yes, I enjoy the "puzze" very much. I don't want to be a lonely incel loser like half of ISH.

[Lakers Legend#32]

Let's just assume that Poopsie is not lying and he actually has a girlfriend.

God, can you how fat she must be?

[crosstin]

***** ain't loyal

[Facepalm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rw4_ouG-YI

Op's girlfriend and her cat

[MrFonzworth]

OP getting bullied out of his own thread as per usual:yaohappy:

[Patrick Chewing]

OP getting bullied out of his own thread as per usual:yaohappy:

Where's the bullying? I see a couple bitter individuals that chase me around this forum, but I don't see any bullying.

[Lakers Legend#32]

Poopsie starts a thread about a cat and it turns into a bash fest about his blowup doll girlfriend.