Does Donald Trump have the most alpha mug shot ever?

[Im Still Ballin]

https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2023/08/24/bafkreigw46qewiieujz2rxbnxc43h4ityrgio5rrwvsrm5umn wy7kxhtoq_sq-795f3e09d6c0236f08eccff39f69aa8b5df35029-s1100-c50.jpg

He's ****ing James Bond.

:pimp:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9FzgsF2T-s

[jstern]

Yes, it's one of the most alpha mugshots ever.

I first saw it on RRR3's avatar, having no idea that it was a mugshot, and I thought that it was a very good, eye catching image.

People are talking about how iconic and historic this image is. An image that's going to be known for many, many generations to come. Hundreds of years from now, maybe thousands, when we're all dead. An image that's going to be known by tens of billions of unborn people. But when I saw a larger version of it, as apposed to RRR3's avatar, I thought the quality was just so horrible. Low resolution, it needs some color correction, and then part of his shoulder is cropped off. Just horrible quality. (Was it taken with a webcam? Meanwhile, black and white mugshots from the 1960s look so much better because there was no such thing as some cheap webcam, just to take pictures of random people. Again, hoping that there's a better quality version.)

Judging by the low resolution insignia on the top left, I can only assume that there's a higher quality version and that this was just a screenshot of a page file.

[MrFonzworth]

Yep. Impressive for a 77 year old to still have that dog in them. Pretty alarming how asymmetrical his face is though

[Lakers Legend#32]

Make up, colored hair, and fat is not alpha.

[jstern]

MrFonzworth, like Trump, is very honest. Even though he's not a fan, he's willing to say something positive about him. Very impressive. That's something that you won't see from people likes of Jasper, Blade, Off the Court, RRR3, Satan, RMWG, Axe the wrestling fan, and all the other Joe Bidden fans.

You can honestly say that MrFonzworth does not have, suffer from TDS.

Also, CNN tried to give the mugshot the Joe Rogan treatment, by adjusting the colors to make it less flattering.

[theman93]

Pure unadulterated alpha male mugshot. I would describe it as King Kongian. King Don Kong. :bowdown:

https://www.indiewire.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/kong.jpg

https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2023/08/24/bafkreigw46qewiieujz2rxbnxc43h4ityrgio5rrwvsrm5umn wy7kxhtoq_sq-795f3e09d6c0236f08eccff39f69aa8b5df35029-s1100-c50.jpg

[Patrick Chewing]

That mugshot strikes fear in all Beta Males and Liberals nationwide.

[ShawkFactory]

He's truly one of the funniest people that has ever existed. Doesn't make him a good guy or anything but that's hysterical.

Come on..

[MrFonzworth]

MrFonzworth, like Trump, is very honest. Even though he's not a fan, he's willing to say something positive about him. Very impressive. That's something that you won't see from people likes of Jasper, Blade, Off the Court, RRR3, Satan, RMWG, Axe the wrestling fan, and all the other Joe Bidden fans.

You can honestly say that MrFonzworth does not have, suffer from TDS.

Also, CNN tried to give the mugshot the Joe Rogan treatment, by adjusting the colors to make it less flattering.

I know he doesnt drink, but Trump is probably in the top 5 of people I would want to have a beer with. Juggernaut of an entertainer. First knew of him when Tom Green (who is in my top 3) was on Celebrity Apprentice.

What is the Joe Rogan treatment?

[Axe]

:blah
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbgQjmIVqdngfippY0e6nuUqq-YDIm29ZCKg&usqp=CAU

[Baller234]

I know he doesnt drink, but Trump is probably in the top 5 of people I would want to have a beer with. Juggernaut of an entertainer. First knew of him when Tom Green (who is in my top 3) was on Celebrity Apprentice.

What is the Joe Rogan treatment?

When Joe Rogan came down with Covid he posted a video on IG claiming that Ivermectin helped him recover.

CNN's sponsors didn't appreciate that Rogan was shedding light on alternative treatments because they were pushing the vaccine as the one and only miracle solution, so they took the video and messed with the filter so that Joe looked more pale and deathly ill. That in addition to falsely labeling Ivermectin as "horse dewormer".

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYcLCESpFws/

[Jasper]

he looks just like what he is a mob boss that punked himself.

[MrFonzworth]

When Joe Rogan came down with Covid he posted a video on IG claiming that Ivermectin helped him recover.

CNN's sponsors didn't appreciate that Rogan was shedding light on alternative treatments because they were pushing the vaccine as the one and only miracle solution, so they took the video and messed with the filter so that Joe looked more pale and deathly ill. That in addition to falsely labeling Ivermectin as "horse dewormer".

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYcLCESpFws/

:yaohappy:

[Lakers Legend#32]

That mugshot strikes fear in all Beta Males and Liberals nationwide.

They're too busy laughing.

[oldtimer28]

Yep. Impressive for a 77 year old to still have that dog in them. Pretty alarming how asymmetrical his face is though

asymmetrical? Just seems horrible lighting. One side illuminated. The other dark. Cheap and poor photography.

Like someone posted, old mugshots seemingly had high quality. Look at Bill Gates's mug shot from 1977 for instance.

[Patrick Chewing]

he looks just like what he is a mob boss that punked himself.

A 78-year old man using the term "punked himself" :facepalm


embarrassing

[imdaman99]

He does look badass.
I saw a clip of a dude wearing that on his t-shirt and everyone was clapping... doubt it was cheers for him but for the fact he has a mugshot :lol

[jstern]

I know he doesnt drink, but Trump is probably in the top 5 of people I would want to have a beer with. Juggernaut of an entertainer. First knew of him when Tom Green (who is in my top 3) was on Celebrity Apprentice.

What is the Joe Rogan treatment?

What baller said. (I wonder if some members thought that I forgot to switch accounts.)


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I just want to make a correction. I mistakenly forgot to add another comma, so it read as though I called you "Axe the wrestling fan," instead of Axe, the wrestling fan. (I was referring to Burning Hammer.) Though I must admit, that sounds like a catchy name, "Axe the wrestling fan." Or maybe, "Axe the Sumo wrestler." (Which you should consider as a career if you live in Japan.)

[Axe]

Gregory and his autistic essays. :hammerhead:

[Lakers Legend#32]

Trump described his colored hair as strawberry blond.

Absolutely not Alpha.

More like Barbie.

[Lakers Legend#32]

And by the way, Trump is not strawberry blonde.

More like Miss Clairol #6.

[TheMan]

Why does Trump have like a weird red mark across his forehead? Looks a bit odd.

[Axe]

Why does Trump have like a weird red mark across his forehead? Looks a bit odd.
He's a troll.

[Chick Stern]

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He's ****ing James Bond.



https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/644997621836152892/1144854421809930300/IMG_3974.jpg

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[jstern]

He's a troll.

Look at you. You're angry. Melting down and scared because you know Trump is going to win in 2024. That's why you stopped bumping the Trump is going to win thread, because it's backfiring on you.

[Axe]

Autism from above me is speaking once again.

[Lakers Legend#32]

Look at you. You're angry. Melting down and scared because you know Trump is going to win in 2024. That's why you stopped bumping the Trump is going to win thread, because it's backfiring on you.

You know this is Chewing.

[BurningHammer]

You know this is Chewing.

He definitely has multiple accounts. Some pretend to counter his own main account's arguments to increase debate and trolling effectiveness too. I pity the person behind those accounts. :(

[Patrick Chewing]

You know this is Chewing.

I think it's racist to assume that I'm another poster just because we agree politically. You're generalizing. Putting us in a box. I reported you to Jeff.

[Axe]

He definitely has multiple accounts. Some pretend to counter his own main account's arguments to increase debate and trolling effectiveness too. I pity the person behind those accounts. :(
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/image.php?u=28619&dateline=1232088586

[MrFonzworth]

Look at you. You're angry. Melting down and scared because you know Trump is going to win in 2024. That's why you stopped bumping the Trump is going to win thread, because it's backfiring on you.

Don't think I've ever seen AXE angry

[jstern]

Don't think I've ever seen AXE angry

It depends on how you read his posts. When he wrote, "He's a troll" he said it with anger.

But look at Axe's avatar. It looks like a very satisfied peeping tom staring at some high school girls undressing in a girl's locker room. A very creepy and satisfied facial expression, which gives the illusion that he's continuously in that mood. So when he says something in anger and frustration, such as Trump is a troll, it can come across as though he's just joking around.

It was a few months ago that you had a Hans Neimann avatar, and you changed it after you were having a nice conversation with someone, and they told you that the avatar made you seem angry. I must be getting old because I don't remember who it was. But it's the same concept. If Axe had the Hans Neimann avatar, then you would see his anger.

[Axe]

Don't think I've ever seen AXE angry
Lol you just triggered his aspergers. And thus, he had to write an essay full of autism as usual.

[MrFonzworth]

It depends on how you read his posts. When he wrote, "He's a troll" he said it with anger.

But look at Axe's avatar. It looks like a very satisfied peeping tom staring at some high school girls undressing in a girl's locker room. A very creepy and satisfied facial expression, which gives the illusion that he's continuously in that mood. So when he says something in anger and frustration, such as Trump is a troll, it can come across as though he's just joking around.

It was a few months ago that you had a Hans Neimann avatar, and you changed it after you were having a nice conversation with someone, and they told you that the avatar made you seem angry. I must be getting old because I don't remember who it was. But it's the same concept. If Axe had the Hans Neimann avatar, then you would see his anger.

It was Jlad3master or whatever his name is. Solid poster!
Speaking of Neimann, he's back on chess.com!

[BurningHammer]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F45ByjVXcAAHVSB.jpg

This is real. :roll::roll::roll:

[Lakers Legend#32]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F45ByjVXcAAHVSB.jpg

This is real. :roll::roll::roll:

This is pathetic.

The grift never ends.

[Axe]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F45ByjVXcAAHVSB.jpg

This is real. :roll::roll::roll:
:yaohappy:

[Patrick Chewing]

This is pathetic.

The grift never ends.

You bought one. Admit it.

[Jasper]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F45ByjVXcAAHVSB.jpg

This is real. :roll::roll::roll:

tailored to trailer trash (TTT) nope not (KKK)

:oldlol:

[warriorfan]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F45ByjVXcAAHVSB.jpg

This is real. :roll::roll::roll:

your sense of reality is pretty distorted, I mean you watch professional wrestling as an adult

[Patrick Chewing]

your sense of reality is pretty distorted, I mean you watch professional wrestling as an adult

:roll:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvd3aEsThbc

[Nanners]

Ultimately this mugshot is going to help Trump a lot more than it hurts him. For anybody who is not a total rabid libtard, this indictment is just another example of how the left has weaponized the entire govt against trump and his supporters (like all his previous indictments and the 2 impeachments).

[Lakers Legend#32]

Ultimately this mugshot is going to help Trump a lot more than it hurts him. For anybody who is not a total rabid libtard, this indictment is just another example of how the left has weaponized the entire govt against trump and his supporters (like all his previous indictments and the 2 impeachments).

Trump campaign talking points

[Lakers Legend#32]

Poopsie won't admit Trump is guilty because that would mean admitting Trump made a fool of him.

[Patrick Chewing]

Poopsie won't admit Trump is guilty because that would mean admitting Trump made a fool of him.

Trump is guilty of living in your head rent-free.


https://i.ibb.co/vZV66Vb/rentfree.jpg

[Lakers Legend#32]

Poopsie generic response when he's got nothing.

[bladefd]

Ultimately this mugshot is going to help Trump a lot more than it hurts him. For anybody who is not a total rabid libtard, this indictment is just another example of how the left has weaponized the entire govt against trump and his supporters (like all his previous indictments and the 2 impeachments).

Last I checked, the folks in Georgia government were Republicans and not "the left". Come back with something better.

[Nanners]

Last I checked, the folks in Georgia government were Republicans and not "the left". Come back with something better.

We all know you are a fvcking retard... but are you actually stupid enough to believe that?

[Lakers Legend#32]

I hear Mexico is gonna pay Trump's legal fees.

BWAWAWAHAHAHAHA!

[MrFonzworth]

I hear Mexico is gonna pay Trump's legal fees.

BWAWAWAHAHAHAHA!

:yaohappy:

[BurningHammer]

your sense of reality is pretty distorted, I mean you watch professional wrestling as an adult

So in reality, you are selling warriorfan shirts to support your crack consumption too? :roll:

[bladefd]

We all know you are a fvcking retard... but are you actually stupid enough to believe that?

The guy that Trump tried to find 11k votes was a lifelong republican and a lot of the officials he/his team tried to push around was republican. Georgia is not a "left state" and neither is the grand jury process tainted by "the left". Come back with something better from 4chan because you have no argument. It's straight up propaganda that attempts to scapegoat the left as the only possible reason for Donald being indicted rather than the possibility that he may be guilty.

[Axe]

So in reality, you are selling warriorfan shirts to support your crack consumption too? :roll:
:milton

[ZenMaster]

The guy that Trump tried to find 11k votes was a lifelong republican and a lot of the officials he/his team tried to push around was republican. Georgia is not a "left state" and neither is the grand jury process tainted by "the left". Come back with something better from 4chan because you have no argument. It's straight up propaganda that attempts to scapegoat the left as the only possible reason for Donald being indicted rather than the possibility that he may be guilty.

Could have sworn I saw some post from you a while back, about how blue and red is all the same in the end, especially when it comes to lifelong politicians as their main focus is staying in power. Yet here you are, using the most partisan talking point available - that no republican would do anything against Trump, because they're republican.

Thread is still funny, leftists for sure had some subconscious fantasy of seeing Trump fat, tired and with blood shed eyes(the REAL Trump), but instead they got the eagle :oldlol:

[bladefd]

Could have sworn I saw some post from you a while back, about how blue and red is all the same in the end, especially when it comes to lifelong politicians as their main focus is staying in power. Yet here you are, using the most partisan talking point available - that no republican would do anything against Trump, because they're republican.

Thread is still funny, leftists for sure had some subconscious fantasy of seeing Trump fat, tired and with blood shed eyes(the REAL Trump), but instead they got the eagle :oldlol:

There are a lot of similarities, absolutely. And corruption, hypocrisy in both parties. Just one party happens to be a bit worse at it.

It is also true that the Georgian government is not the "left wing" or "the left" as Nannyboy tried to scapegoat as the reason for this indictment. I never said no Republican would do anything anything against trump - that is you adding words never stated by me. All I said is that the Georgian government is not left wing so the narrative that this is just the "left wing" going after Trump in Georgia is nonsense. Full stop.

The eagle? Is that another 4chan talking point or what?

[Lakers Legend#32]

MAGA Logic:

All African Americans have mug shots. Now that Trump has one, blacks will automatically vote for him.

[Baller234]

MAGA Logic:

All African Americans have mug shots. Now that Trump has one, blacks will automatically vote for him.

Why are liberals so afraid to refer to black people as black people?

I am always immediately suspicious of anyone who uses the term african american. Do you find the word "black" offensive?

[Jasper]

i do not know if people realize trump has 91 felony counts against him and 250 million dollars in suits

[Jasper]

just one conviction and he is in jail.

[ZenMaster]

There are a lot of similarities, absolutely. And corruption, hypocrisy in both parties. Just one party happens to be a bit worse at it.

It is also true that the Georgian government is not the "left wing" or "the left" as Nannyboy tried to scapegoat as the reason for this indictment. I never said no Republican would do anything anything against trump - that is you adding words never stated by me. All I said is that the Georgian government is not left wing so the narrative that this is just the "left wing" going after Trump in Georgia is nonsense. Full stop.

The eagle? Is that another 4chan talking point or what?

The point always goes over your head, and no, you didn't "just" say something semi random, but instead your post was definitely an attempt to push the opinion that all these attacks against Trump are totally organic and natural.

And btw nanners didn't say it's just the left wing going after Trump in Georgia, but instead that this is another example of how the left has weaponized the entire government against Trump. Words like "entire" and "just" are opposites.

The eagle, because Trump has clearly practiced it and tries to look like an American eagle - sharp lines, sharp eyes, angry face.

https://e1.pxfuel.com/desktop-wallpaper/576/178/desktop-wallpaper-231-bald-eagle-angry-eagle.jpg

[Patrick Chewing]

https://e1.pxfuel.com/desktop-wallpaper/576/178/desktop-wallpaper-231-bald-eagle-angry-eagle.jpg

Damn, I knew I had seen that look before. Trump is a BOSS.

[Jasper]

when I saw an eagle supposedly representing Trump a fat ass old dmb fvck ... I literally fell out of my chair busting a gut laughing.

Trump represents the freedom eagle ... OH MY FVCKING GOD :roll::roll::roll:

[Patrick Chewing]

when I saw an eagle supposedly representing Trump a fat ass old dmb fvck ... I literally fell out of my chair busting a gut laughing.

Trump represents the freedom eagle ... OH MY FVCKING GOD :roll::roll::roll:

You calling another person old and a dumb f*ck makes me fall out of my chair busting a gut laughing.

[bladefd]

The point always goes over your head, and no, you didn't "just" say something semi random, but instead your post was definitely an attempt to push the opinion that all these attacks against Trump are totally organic and natural.

And btw nanners didn't say it's just the left wing going after Trump in Georgia, but instead that this is another example of how the left has weaponized the entire government against Trump. Words like "entire" and "just" are opposites.

The eagle, because Trump has clearly practiced it and tries to look like an American eagle - sharp lines, sharp eyes, angry face.

https://e1.pxfuel.com/desktop-wallpaper/576/178/desktop-wallpaper-231-bald-eagle-angry-eagle.jpg

There's the propaganda. Right on cue.

[ZenMaster]

There's the propaganda. Right on cue.

:oldlol: You literally asked for an explanation, finishing your post with a question mark.
Wanting to be a victim of the big bad Trump and thinking you're fighting Russians on the internet,
your mental health has gone sideways dude, same as your foot.

[Jasper]

you know I wonder if Donald Trump changed his thinking when he was the star of the Apprentice.

From that point on, it appeared Nazism got a new meaning.

[Patrick Chewing]

your mental health has gone sideways dude, same as your foot.

https://i.gifer.com/origin/2c/2c4b03f8e8cbd4a1edf88a30c8982baf_w200.gif

[bladefd]

:oldlol: You literally asked for an explanation, finishing your post with a question mark.
Wanting to be a victim of the big bad Trump and thinking you're fighting Russians on the internet,
your mental health has gone sideways dude, same as your foot.

Keep licking those Russian boots. And Donald's boots.

I suggest you find the next candidate to push because Trump is a losing candidate btw. He can't even beat old grandpa joe, and the candidates he endorsed in 2022 didn't do well. You are on the titanic going down with the ship, as is the overall republican party (and conservatives by extension).

[warriorfan]

:oldlol: You literally asked for an explanation, finishing your post with a question mark.
Wanting to be a victim of the big bad Trump and thinking you're fighting Russians on the internet,
your mental health has gone sideways dude, same as your foot.

oh shit

:lol :roll: