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FultzNationRISE
10-01-2023, 11:09 AM
Why are they stabbing their beloved leader in the back like a throng of roman senators betraying the emperor Caesar?

What have they done to our King?

Why??

Lebron has, at most, five years of his prime left. Lakers should be doing every single ****ing thing they can to make it a triumph.

Instead…

Nothing.

Theyre doing nothing. Not one ****ing move. Theyre leaving Lebron high and dry, twisting in the wind. Food for the vultures. His once mighty shoulders, and pectorals, and phallus, now slunk. His beautiful mane of naturally gorgeous hair finally beginning to show signs of recession from stress and fatigue.

Why, Jeannie?

Why, Rob?

Why do they do him this way?

Why?

This is a generational human tragedy unfolding before our eyes. Tragic because it doesnt need to happen. And there is no explanation.

Why???


Why……?
SouBeachTalents
10-01-2023, 11:25 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=8X_Ot0k4XJc
tpols
10-01-2023, 12:40 PM
The fact they haven't gotten LeKing any help is a ****ing travesty. I'm big mad right now.
Full Court
10-01-2023, 01:05 PM
They're already a super team. How much more stacked do you want them to be?
FultzNationRISE
10-01-2023, 01:28 PM
The fact they haven't gotten LeKing any help is a ****ing travesty. I'm big mad right now.

Ok, so far only this guy gets it.
bluechox2
10-01-2023, 02:19 PM
Cus Austin reaves is gonna avg 26 plus
Xiao Yao You
10-01-2023, 02:20 PM
Cus Austin reaves is gonna avg 26 plus

he'll be there best player most of the time so they certainly need him to step up
tpols
10-01-2023, 02:59 PM
he'll be there best player most of the time so they certainly need him to step up

You really think Reaves is better than AD?
SouBeachTalents
10-01-2023, 03:06 PM
You really think Reaves is better than AD?
You really think Horry is better than Pippen.
tpols
10-01-2023, 03:08 PM
You really think Horry is better than Pippen.

Yes.
Xiao Yao You
10-01-2023, 03:18 PM
You really think Reaves is better than AD?

I said he'd be their best player most of the time. Don't expect Davis and Lebron to be on the floor much. Why would I?
tpols
10-01-2023, 04:01 PM
I said he'd be their best player most of the time. Don't expect Davis and Lebron to be on the floor much. Why would I?

AD and Lebron played every playoff game last year with great production. Losing shroeder is gonna hurt. He is a defensive beast.
Xiao Yao You
10-01-2023, 04:04 PM
AD and Lebron played every playoff game last year with great production. Losing shroeder is gonna hurt. He is a defensive beast.

Lebron was playing hurt. He's not getting healthier as he ages
tpols
10-01-2023, 04:08 PM
Lebron was playing hurt. He's not getting healthier as he ages

I mean... lebron went off in the playoffs. He's a GOAT athlete with all the medical supplies to keep going.
Full Court
10-01-2023, 05:18 PM
Cus Austin reaves is gonna avg 26 plus

Poised to be an all star.
Xiao Yao You
10-01-2023, 05:26 PM
Poised to be an all star.

unlikely. If he's putting up all-star numbers it probably means they aren't very good
Full Court
10-01-2023, 05:28 PM
unlikely. If he's putting up all-star numbers it probably means they aren't very good

We shall see.
Jasper
10-01-2023, 08:42 PM
Why are they stabbing their beloved leader in the back like a throng of roman senators betraying the emperor Caesar?

What have they done to our King?

Why??

Lebron has, at most, five years of his prime left. Lakers should be doing every single ****ing thing they can to make it a triumph.

Instead…

Nothing.

Theyre doing nothing. Not one ****ing move. Theyre leaving Lebron high and dry, twisting in the wind. Food for the vultures. His once mighty shoulders, and pectorals, and phallus, now slunk. His beautiful mane of naturally gorgeous hair finally beginning to show signs of recession from stress and fatigue.

Why, Jeannie?

Why, Rob?

Why do they do him this way?

Why?

This is a generational human tragedy unfolding before our eyes. Tragic because it doesnt need to happen. And there is no explanation.

Why???


Why……?

banking on a 40 year old Bron to bring the title...LOL
Full Court
10-01-2023, 08:45 PM
banking on a 40 year old Bron to bring the title...LOL

Nah, nobody's banking on LeShrivel to bring a title. His fanbois are banking on his teammates carrying his dead weight to a title.
WhiteKyrie
10-01-2023, 10:40 PM
Because they’re already stacked, they just need their best player AD to stay healthy
Xiao Yao You
10-01-2023, 11:09 PM
Because they’re already stacked, they just need their best player AD to stay healthy

good luck with that
SATAN
10-01-2023, 11:29 PM
They got Christian Wood. :confusedshrug:
GimmeThat
10-02-2023, 01:10 AM
all the money spent on purchasinig refs just aren't made as public records, the 6 v 5 Lakers of old may be back
HylianNightmare
10-02-2023, 05:23 AM
They got Christian Wood. :confusedshrug:

How much more help does he need
GimmeThat
10-02-2023, 05:41 AM
How much more help does he need

the lack of out cry where Bronny James can't just skip 1 year of college and go straight professional to help out Papa James is indeed baffling
Xiao Yao You
10-02-2023, 08:45 AM
the lack of out cry where Bronny James can't just skip 1 year of college and go straight professional to help out Papa James is indeed baffling

he might be skipping college because he had a heart attack. He's not practicing yet
GimmeThat
10-02-2023, 09:03 AM
he might be skipping college because he had a heart attack. He's not practicing yet

he just needs a female body guard, preferably one with the mask on
Jasper
10-02-2023, 10:51 AM
expect brogdon from portland to land in a lakers uni