AOC goes to the doctor...

[Patrick Chewing]

AOC: "Hey Doc, what's the prognosis?"

Doc: "Just waiting for your X-Ray"

AOC: "What? I've never dated anyone named Ray"

....


Doc: "I'm also scheduling a brain scan"

[RRR3]

When OP goes to the doctor, the doctor says “whoa! Time for a diet you’re in severe danger of a massive heart attack!”

[highwhey]

OP ran out of breathe from just typing the thread title

[Media Moderator]

When OP goes to the doctor, the doctor says “whoa! Time for a diet you’re in severe danger of a massive heart attack!”

You're not funny. Go to sweep

[Media Moderator]

OP ran out of breathe from just typing the thread title

Highwey walk into a Chinese restaurant and asks what kind of soup they have.
Waiter says what kind would you like? WonTon?
Highwey says my name is Alan, not Juan

[highwhey]

Highwey walk into a Chinese restaurant and asks what kind of soup they have.
Waiter says what kind would you like? WonTon?
Highwey says my name is Alan, not Juan

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