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Kblaze8855
12-13-2023, 11:36 AM
This dude right here:




https://www.hostpic.org/images/2312132054390398.jpeg



I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen some version of that image or something similar where an old school guy looks like a bum to people who don’t remember what athletes looked like when it was socially acceptable to look like your true self.

All the long range sweeping lefty hooks in the world….


https://i.ibb.co/S39WY6J/IMG-7136.gif




Can’t make up for the fact he looks like your grandpas car dealer. The genetics and environmental conditions that make you look like that at 32 aren’t gone but people with money won’t let themselves appear in their natural form in public. Today he’d be dyed. The bald players would have shaved heads or hair plugs. They would appear more formidable at a glance.

That said….hed probably prefer that picture to be his legacy image wise over his far more well known one. You have seen him a hundred times the last few years and likely didn’t know he was in the nba. He went on to be a democratic congressman and is the third guy in the famous Trump/Epstein video


https://www.hostpic.org/images/2312132102580385.jpeg



Looking exactly the same age as he did in the league.


Anyway…dye. Haircuts. General modern vanity. Would make a lot of those old guys look a lot more respectable to modern eyes. That is all.

FultzNationRISE
12-13-2023, 06:03 PM
This dude right here:




https://www.hostpic.org/images/2312132054390398.jpeg



:roll: :roll: :roll:

SATAN
12-13-2023, 06:06 PM
5 stars and a bump :pimp:

highwhey
12-13-2023, 06:08 PM
mfer look like he should be hosting a PBS tv segment

Kblaze8855
12-13-2023, 06:23 PM
mfer look like he should be hosting a PBS tv segment



Hes 3 year younger than Steph Curry is now in that image.


Just genetics and maintenance.


Like this pic that went viral last week



https://www.hostpic.org/images/2312140350490316.jpeg




Desmond Howard is actually the older of those two people.

SouBeachTalents
12-13-2023, 06:28 PM
Hes 3 year younger than Steph Curry is now in that image.


Just genetics and maintenance.


Like this pic that went viral last week



https://www.hostpic.org/images/2312140350490316.jpeg




Desmond Howard is actually the older of those two people.
I thought that was gonna be Chris Weinke, the dude who was like 29 when he won the Heisman :lol

Kblaze8855
12-13-2023, 06:37 PM
It would be fun to be a joking double agent arguing online Jordan played in a weak era….if not for one problem. Too many people would be convinced it were true if I did it as well as I know I could. To me shit is just jokes because I know better. But if I make a whole series of images and clips with true but misleading details too many people would actually believe me. They wouldn’t know I know better.



Like if I built a thing around bad comp and featured dude in the OP and a lot of other guys I could make look really shitty? Or did a series of things like:


Jordan begins the game guarded by shitty 5’9” defender Michael Adams against a team that was giving up 144ppg at that point:


https://i.ibb.co/XbzwKCG/IMG-7148.gif




Nobody is gonna look into the context or detect that I’m ****ing around. I get one 24 year olds commenting like “90s was trash” I’d immediately stop operations.

Id never be able to shut up and take it.

RRR3
12-13-2023, 07:35 PM
https://i.ibb.co/XbzwKCG/IMG-7148.gif

Hideous defense :lol

highwhey
12-13-2023, 07:39 PM
It would be fun to be a joking double agent arguing online Jordan played in a weak era….if not for one problem. Too many people would be convinced it were true if I did it as well as I know I could. To me shit is just jokes because I know better. But if I make a whole series of images and clips with true but misleading details too many people would actually believe me. They wouldn’t know I know better.



Like if I built a thing around bad comp and featured dude in the OP and a lot of other guys I could make look really shitty? Or did a series of things like:


Jordan begins the game guarded by shitty 5’9” defender Michael Adams against a team that was giving up 144ppg at that point:


https://i.ibb.co/XbzwKCG/IMG-7148.gif




Nobody is gonna look into the context or detect that I’m ****ing around. I get one 24 year olds commenting like “90s was trash” I’d immediately stop operations.

Id never be able to shut up and take it.

i mean you know what you're doing by posting that gif :oldlol:

Kblaze8855
12-13-2023, 07:43 PM
Of course I do. I just know it doesn’t mean what people who weren’t even born at the time would think it means. I could just rile some people up by pretending and give the idiots who believe me useful ammunition.. I have so much troll material saved up from years of wondering why the people who do it are so terrible at it and thinking what they should have done.

Maybe I’ll use my declining years on the dark side

RRR3
12-13-2023, 07:45 PM
Of course I do. I just know it doesn’t mean what people who weren’t even born at the time would think it means. I could just rile some people up by pretending and give the idiots who believe me useful ammunition.. I have so much troll material saved up from years of wondering why the people who do it are so terrible at it and thinking what they should have done.

Maybe I’ll use my declining years on the dark side
3ball gonna turn Blaze into a modern ball stan :roll:

Xiao Yao You
12-13-2023, 07:46 PM
i mean you know what you're doing by posting that gif :oldlol:

that Haliburton couldn't guard the GOAT either?

highwhey
12-13-2023, 08:09 PM
that Haliburton couldn't guard the GOAT either?

you shut ur dirty whore mouth

tpols
12-13-2023, 08:38 PM
No ****ing way that guy was 32. :roll:

Some people must've gone through the ringer back then to look like that.

tpols
12-13-2023, 08:40 PM
I didn't realize Epstein was such a little dude btw.

SATAN
12-13-2023, 09:01 PM
https://i.ibb.co/XbzwKCG/IMG-7148.gif






LeBron would have tomahawked it from the FT line...

Kblaze8855
12-13-2023, 09:13 PM
3ball gonna turn Blaze into a modern ball stan :roll:

ideally, I would be able to do it from both sides. Weird thing about 3ball is his overall point is true but he is so bad at arguing it he somehow looks wrong. I would shoot for the opposite. I would be wrong, but argue it with so much well worded misinformation and misleading facts I would look right to people who didn’t know any better.

I just can’t make myself care enough to try to experiment. Regardless of what they say…you can’t accuse the trolls of being lacy or not caring. They all say they don’t care but the effort says otherwise.

I couldn’t stick to one subject that long.

Kblaze8855
12-13-2023, 09:15 PM
No ****ing way that guy was 32. :roll:

Some people must've gone through the ringer back then to look like that.


Im not even sure he’s the worst of them. He’s just what a small segment of the population would look like in their true form. I don’t know what Tom Brady would look like if he worked at Dairy Queen but he wouldn’t look like Tom Brady. I suppose, even Dairy Queen employees can afford hair dye though. But not the plugs, Botox, veneers and so on. Some of these rich guys are faker than women.

tpols
12-13-2023, 09:27 PM
I mean I'm 32 and don't have a single grey hair on my head or beard. Most 32 year olds don't look old like that. It takes extreme physical stress to wear you down to have a full head of white and grey hair like that.

FultzNationRISE
12-13-2023, 10:34 PM
I mean I'm 32 and don't have a single grey hair on my head or beard. Most 32 year olds don't look old like that. It takes extreme physical stress to wear you down to have a full head of white and grey hair like that.


It’s just outlier genetics.

Same with balding. For most guys it starts early to mid 20s, I knew a few dudes who started balding at like 16.

Its true stress can accelerate those things but for most guys you see with an early transformation they just happen to be predisposed to the early end of the spectrum.

kawhileonard2
12-13-2023, 10:40 PM
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?496256-Lebron-with-Tim-Duncan-Bronze-Medal-in-Olympics-Vince-with-KG-Gold-Medal

Full Court
12-13-2023, 11:57 PM
This dude right here:




https://www.hostpic.org/images/2312132054390398.jpeg



I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen some version of that image or something similar where an old school guy looks like a bum to people who don’t remember what athletes looked like when it was socially acceptable to look like your true self.

All the long range sweeping lefty hooks in the world….


https://i.ibb.co/S39WY6J/IMG-7136.gif




Can’t make up for the fact he looks like your grandpas car dealer. The genetics and environmental conditions that make you look like that at 32 aren’t gone but people with money won’t let themselves appear in their natural form in public. Today he’d be dyed. The bald players would have shaved heads or hair plugs. They would appear more formidable at a glance.

That said….hed probably prefer that picture to be his legacy image wise over his far more well known one. You have seen him a hundred times the last few years and likely didn’t know he was in the nba. He went on to be a democratic congressman and is the third guy in the famous Trump/Epstein video


https://www.hostpic.org/images/2312132102580385.jpeg



Looking exactly the same age as he did in the league.


Anyway…dye. Haircuts. General modern vanity. Would make a lot of those old guys look a lot more respectable to modern eyes. That is all.

He looks like more of a bball player than Austin Reaves does. :confusedshrug:

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tsn.ca%2Fpolopoly_fs%2F1.1783 898!%2Ffileimage%2FhttpImage%2Fimage.jpg_gen%2Fder ivatives%2Flandscape_620%2Faustin-reaves.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=8b9d3d7f140df88cc8919a18189436f7daa902a47d6b26 8252963a14403c5c9e&ipo=images

Kblaze8855
04-11-2024, 02:21 PM
And the discourse around him has reached the point he has a highlight mix out proving he could play

https://x.com/haiti4eva/status/1778449631736680792?s=46&t=6wC01e_jvrTUpW4eOxrXKA

Kblaze8855
04-11-2024, 02:24 PM
I recently saw a picture of Alexander Ovechkin as well


https://www.hostpic.org/images/2404112351480324.jpeg




got me back to thinking about how many more athletes would look old as shit if they had the self-confidence not to hide it.

FultzNationRISE
04-11-2024, 02:35 PM
I recently saw a picture of Alexander Ovechkin as well


https://www.hostpic.org/images/2404112351480324.jpeg




got me back to thinking about how many more athletes would look old as shit if they had the self-confidence not to hide it.

God damn.

FilmyCogTurner
04-11-2024, 07:34 PM
ideally, I would be able to do it from both sides. Weird thing about 3ball is his overall point is true but he is so bad at arguing it he somehow looks wrong. I would shoot for the opposite. I would be wrong, but argue it with so much well worded misinformation and misleading facts I would look right to people who didn’t know any better.

I just can’t make myself care enough to try to experiment. Regardless of what they say…you can’t accuse the trolls of being lacy or not caring. They all say they don’t care but the effort says otherwise.

I couldn’t stick to one subject that long.

Experiment or not you would be hurting the basketball Gods and yourself to spout information that isn't true.

For arguments sake if you can do it, go for it...

BarberSchool
04-11-2024, 08:05 PM
This dude right here:




https://www.hostpic.org/images/2312132054390398.jpeg



I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen some version of that image or something similar where an old school guy looks like a bum to people who don’t remember what athletes looked like when it was socially acceptable to look like your true self.

All the long range sweeping lefty hooks in the world….


https://i.ibb.co/S39WY6J/IMG-7136.gif




Can’t make up for the fact he looks like your grandpas car dealer. The genetics and environmental conditions that make you look like that at 32 aren’t gone but people with money won’t let themselves appear in their natural form in public. Today he’d be dyed. The bald players would have shaved heads or hair plugs. They would appear more formidable at a glance.

That said….hed probably prefer that picture to be his legacy image wise over his far more well known one. You have seen him a hundred times the last few years and likely didn’t know he was in the nba. He went on to be a democratic congressman and is the third guy in the famous Trump/Epstein video


https://www.hostpic.org/images/2312132102580385.jpeg



Looking exactly the same age as he did in the league.


Anyway…dye. Haircuts. General modern vanity. Would make a lot of those old guys look a lot more respectable to modern eyes. That is all.
Bruh this is fkn gold to find son’s Trump/Epstein photo lmmfao !!!!

100/10

tontoz
04-11-2024, 08:34 PM
I mean I'm 32 and don't have a single grey hair on my head or beard. Most 32 year olds don't look old like that. It takes extreme physical stress to wear you down to have a full head of white and grey hair like that.


My cousin was dating a girl who had a little tuft of gray in college. Later on it started to spread so she was dying her hair in her mid-20s.

I'm 57 and my hair is mostly dark. The only time I notice any gray is in my sideburns. My beard is half gray though.

eliteballer
04-11-2024, 09:46 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xWnE1SXnTf6nHq/giphy.gif

BarberSchool
04-11-2024, 10:20 PM
LeBron would have tomahawked it from the FT line...
LeBron in that era also would have been bald AF, with way less muscle mass around 235-240, with a Carl Winslow mustache, and would have almost never attempted a single 3-point shot. And probably played SF and didn’t bring the ball up or lead fast breaks as often.

Drexler without frog leg jumper, and a better left hand, pretty much.