Who would win in a fight between jstern and Axe?

[SATAN]

And why?

[Jasper]

if I ref'ed the match jalopy and patsy in fights would lose all the time.:oldlol::roll::oldlol:

[Patrick Chewing]

I'm the second different person to vote in this poll.


jstern wipes the floor with that fat bastard, Axe.

[jstern]

Axe vs jstern

https://i.ibb.co/tmfhYmv/Axe-vs-Jstern.gif

And that would pretty much be the end of it.

[warriorfan]

Axe vs jstern

https://i.ibb.co/tmfhYmv/Axe-vs-Jstern.gif

And that would pretty much be the end of it.

This is an extremely accurate analogy of what would happen. Axe may suffer a myocardial infarction from the added stress levels of the encounter.

This was also quite interesting since the other day I was looking at the Undertaker vs Mankind Hell in a Cell match. I’m not a huge wrestling fan but I did enjoy as a youth. That one was a one of a kind match that set a dangerous precedent for future wrestlers. Yet it turned out that it did not continue in that direction for obvious reasons. There will never be another match like it.

[Off the Court]

While jstern is getting beaten and ass raped by Axe he would go on a very long and strange rant about where everyone else in the audience stacks up and compares to each other in IQ level. Leaving everyone wondering if Axe gave him brain damage. Warriorfan would consider jstern's rant deep and insightful.

[warriorfan]

While jstern is getting beaten and ass raped by Axe he would go on a very long and strange rant about where everyone else in the audience stacks up and compares to each other in IQ level. Leaving everyone wondering if Axe gave him brain damage. Warriorfan would consider jstern's rant deep and insightful.

This guy is legit super mad over some super nonsensical trolling


:roll: :roll: :roll:

[ArbitraryWater]

While jstern is getting beaten and ass raped by Axe he would go on a very long and strange rant about where everyone else in the audience stacks up and compares to each other in IQ level. Leaving everyone wondering if Axe gave him brain damage. Warriorfan would consider jstern's rant deep and insightful.



the **** is wrong with this dude lol

[warriorfan]

the **** is wrong with this dude lol

Off the Hinge :lol

[jstern]

So Satan created this private poll at 5:02 am. A private poll, when the norm for ISH is the default Public, so that we could all know who voted for what. He went through the extra step of making this poll Private. Then at 11:50 am Patrick Chewing votes for me, which I appreciate, with Axe winning the poll 6 to 1.

The Off the Court lounge is particularly quiet during the morning hours, meaning that most, and probably all of the votes for are from alts.

The question is, are these RRR3's alts, or Axe's.

Also, it's very strange to see that Axe is ignoring this thread, and I can only imagine that it's due to anxiety over getting his ass kicked if he were to get into a fight with me. There's no doubt in my mind that he would fall flat on his ass, just like his lookalike, Yokozuna.

But, I have great sympathy for Axe, so I would just do enough to toughen him up a bit so that he could become more of a man.

[Axe]

https://www.autismspeaks.org/sites/default/files/styles/wysiwyg_small_width/public/Autism_Speaks_VerticalDS_Full_RGB_150dpi%20%281%29 .png?itok=PjWDnAPa

[SATAN]

Axe has secured 90% of the votes so far. :rockon:

1-9. :pimp:

[Off the Court]

So Satan created this private poll at 5:02 am. A private poll, when the norm for ISH is the default Public, so that we could all know who voted for what. He went through the extra step of making this poll Private. Then at 11:50 am Patrick Chewing votes for me, which I appreciate, with Axe winning the poll 6 to 1.

The Off the Court lounge is particularly quiet during the morning hours, meaning that most, and probably all of the votes for are from alts.

The question is, are these RRR3's alts, or Axe's.

Also, it's very strange to see that Axe is ignoring this thread, and I can only imagine that it's due to anxiety over getting his ass kicked if he were to get into a fight with me. There's no doubt in my mind that he would fall flat on his ass, just like his lookalike, Yokozuna.

But, I have great sympathy for Axe, so I would just do enough to toughen him up a bit so that he could become more of a man.

I mean, this is how everyone knows Axe would slaughter you.

[Patrick Chewing]

This guy is legit super mad over some super nonsensical trolling


:roll: :roll: :roll:

OTC is an idiot. Look at how giddy he's getting over this.

[jstern]

This is an extremely accurate analogy of what would happen. Axe may suffer a myocardial infarction from the added stress levels of the encounter.

This was also quite interesting since the other day I was looking at the Undertaker vs Mankind Hell in a Cell match. I’m not a huge wrestling fan but I did enjoy as a youth. That one was a one of a kind match that set a dangerous precedent for future wrestlers. Yet it turned out that it did not continue in that direction for obvious reasons. There will never be another match like it.

I saw that match for the first time, less than 8 months ago when this video was uploaded.


And yeah, wrestling is scripted, but it was very poorly plan, because of the unexpected things that happened. (Not to say that it wasn't an amazing match.) Probably a 50% chance


https://youtu.be/Pl2m9exy4lU

The Spanish announcer, Hugo, didn't know that the Undertaker was going to throw Mankind, so if he wasn't paying attention, something bad could have happened. The cage unexpectedly gave way, because of that, the chair fell on his face, breaking his teeth, sending one through his lip to his nose. If Mick landed at a slightly different angle, he could have been killed or paralyzed. He didn't even remember part of the math, he was so out of it.

[highwhey]

jstern is a beedle eyed wheelchair ridden nerd. zero chance. axe, despite his obesity and poor cardiovascular endurance, would win.

[RRR3]

It seems everyone thinks jstern would get beaten to within an inch of his life by axe.

[jstern]

It seems everyone thinks jstern would get beaten to within an inch of his life by axe.

The poll was 1-9 in Axe's favor. But that's because Axe has a lot of alts (The King of alts) and I have none.

The fact of the matter is that if Axe and I were to get into a fight, it would end like this for him, before throwing the first punch.

https://images2.imgbox.com/39/51/qjoe3vyZ_o.jpg

[tpols]

It seems everyone thinks jstern would get beaten to within an inch of his life by axe.

He would likely be smothered in a sea of belly rolls and teriyaki sauce. An unimaginable fate. Although if we could add some miso soup to the battle the tides could potentially turn.

[Axe]

:blah
If only you didn't have severe aspergers, then your very sick obsession wouldn't have reached to the point of having derangement syndrome and writing shitty lies about others with your stupid essays countless times.

Hopefully, you'll commit seppuku one day because you are a very disgusting and dishonorable individual.

[jstern]

If only you didn't have severe aspergers, then your very sick obsession wouldn't have reached to the point of having derangement syndrome and writing shitty lies about others with your stupid essays countless times.

Hopefully, you'll commit seppuku one day because you are a very disgusting and dishonorable individual.

Seppuku? Now you're telling me to commit suicide, in Japanese.

Remember when you got the mods to delete this thread (https://web.archive.org/web/20230301220158/http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?510300-Who-you-got-Axe-or-highwhey)?

You were handily destroying highwhey in that poll, (like 15-4) before you got it deleted. Even though Axe is more likeable than highwhey to people in general (like Walk on Water), I can't help but think that the reason as to why you were winning by such a large margin was due to alts. Yet you still got the thread deleted because of your picture and comparison to an elephant. That must have triggered you.

[Axe]

:blah

**** you, greg.

[BurningHammer]

https://media.tenor.com/GvHEPSHFxfcAAAAM/fighting-dogs-dogs.gif

[jstern]

https://media.tenor.com/GvHEPSHFxfcAAAAM/fighting-dogs-dogs.gif

More like this.

https://images2.imgbox.com/57/90/vKa3IY2T_o.gif

I like how Axe attempted to pick up his left leg to defend himself, before getting kicked right in the mouth.

[Off the Court]

Yikes this thread and poll are proof to all of us that Axe would end jstern in bloody fashion. Please don't go near him jstern, for your own safety.

[Axe]

Yikes this thread and poll are proof to all of us that Axe would end jstern in bloody fashion. Please don't go near him jstern, for your own safety.
He's so freaking petrified, the only thing he could do to lessen his fear is to write these stupid essays about me in multiple threads.