Golf

[Jasper]

lets get a sticky for this please


many of us watch as well as play it.

[Jasper]

Many used to follow JR SMith the bball player ...

JR is still chasing his dream : pro golfer.

He is now a JUNIOR at :

https://ncataggies.com/sports/mens-golf/roster/jr-smith/3972

:applause:

[Jasper]

arnie invite this weekend.

look for rory to at least place top 5 or better

[Jasper]

rory first round 7 back , but this might be Justin Thomas's year to come back.

He was tinkering with his swing last year , and he might be back.

Lowry at 7 under leads.

[Axe]

Chef would probably be more into golf once he's finished with basketball.

[hateraid]

Those who can't, golf

[Jasper]

6 way tie ... Rory only 6 out .. with the weekend coming up.

Scott dick wad Scheffler at the top..

[Jasper]

scotty dick wad Scheffler wins ... media seems to want to lov to suck him off.

(hey guys 41 weeks as ranked number 1 player with ONE fvck'n major. )

[ShawkFactory]

scotty dick wad Scheffler wins ... media seems to want to lov to suck him off.

(hey guys 41 weeks as ranked number 1 player with ONE fvck'n major. )

Literally less than a year. No one else has won more than 1 in that span and it's not that common for people to win 2 in a year..

He has the highest earning and highest average finish rather easily. Hi average adjusted score was a 68.69, which is the lowest non-Tiger Woods season in the history of the PGA.

He's #1 and it isn't an argument.

[Jasper]

Literally less than a year. No one else has won more than 1 in that span and it's not that common for people to win 2 in a year..

He has the highest earning and highest average finish rather easily. Hi average adjusted score was a 68.69, which is the lowest non-Tiger Woods season in the history of the PGA.

He's #1 and it isn't an argument.

This is true ...
BUT SOME GUYS I just don't like.
most golfers really never talk with him , and I have the impression he is an high nose SOB

Spieth came on strong at an early age ... Now I love his work ethic , and drive

[jstern]

They un-sticky Axe's "What music are you listening to atm? (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?478209-What-music-are-you-listening-to-atm)" thread, for Jasper's Golf thread.

It's kind of sad for Axe, because that thread has over 250,000 views, and that has to be Axe's biggest achievement. His biggest achievement got replaced by a Jasper thread that's kind of hard to follow.

[Axe]

:blah

[Jasper]

They un-sticky Axe's "What music are you listening to atm? (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?478209-What-music-are-you-listening-to-atm)" thread, for Jasper's Golf thread.

It's kind of sad for Axe, because that thread has over 250,000 views, and that has to be Axe's biggest achievement. His biggest achievement got replaced by a Jasper thread that's kind of hard to follow.

you have been reported

[jstern]

:blah

I'm actually being sympathetic towards you.


you have been reported

This sounds like Axe.

[SATAN]

How is the movie thread not stickied then?

[Axe]

:blah
Your autism just gets worse with each passing day.

[Jasper]

first day of the Players :

one hellof a leader board :https://www.pgatour.com/leaderboard?utm_source=direct&utm_medium=golfchannel&utm_campaign=2023_digitalproducts_nbc&utm_content=content_leaderboard

:applause::applause::applause:

[Jasper]

xander had a couple of hiccups ... but he is the leader !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jasper]

xander made I believe 2 mistakes , both tee shots that got him in trouble , by playing way to conservative.

If he would of pulled his driver and smashed it .. he would of not lost the lead , including the drive on 18 when he played a ridge of the green and bounced away from the pin.

Scott dush-bag won it.
(I will say his fvck neck didn't do him in)

[Wally450]

Xander continuing to find ways to throw it away down the stretch.

What a miss by Clark to force the playoff.

[Jasper]

Xander continuing to find ways to throw it away down the stretch.

What a miss by Clark to force the playoff.

Clark is one of the top 3 players this year with the putter ... when he missed , it showed his anguish from the days play.
(cringe) :facepalm

[Jasper]

interesting weekend with golf ... vaspar tournament.

Cameron young posed to win , his first.. .hooked the 18th tee shot , and got a bogey.

Didn't matter - guy behind him won his second tournament in 10 years.

[Jasper]

Houston Open this weekend ... should be fun.

[Jasper]

scotty shit hole top of board, but I think he chokes on Sunday.

Just could not believe how many balls went into the water.
(Some of the players called out the course as being not fair)

Rough looks like some of the fairways I played in the past lol

[Jasper]

Actually my fav player Tony Finea came from behind took second place with Scotty shit head.

Scotty choked a gord on final hole missing a 5 foot put to take a 134 start vet with no wins... into extra holes :oldlol:

First victory for Jeager.:applause::pimp::applause:

[jstern]

So now Jasper, who's potentially an alt, has a sticky personal blog? In the process, ruining Axe's greatest life achievement.

Anyway, I remember playing this game from a floppy disk, probably in 2001. A couple of minutes worth.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rfNo42SomBs/sddefault.jpg

[Axe]

^^Somebody get this autistic lunatic some new adderall prescription, please.

[Jasper]

each golf tournament misses jon Rahm

why - Rahm's record-breaking LIV Golf deal sends more shockwaves across golf. The Spaniard became the latest PGA Tour player to join the Saudi-backed series in a $500 million deal.

jon was a very strong supporter of the PGA and very vocal about it until 500 mill came up :facepalm

[Hey Yo]

The Masters is upon us. Rickey Fowler back in the field after a 3yr year absence.

Taking Rory for the win and Tommy Fleetwood as my longshot.

[Jasper]

The Masters is upon us. Rickey Fowler back in the field after a 3yr year absence.

Taking Rory for the win and Tommy Fleetwood as my longshot.

I love Tommy F.'s game .. but he has yet to win a tournament yet a major.

My fav would be WOODs , but he let on that he has not been playing well.
I actually think a LIV player will take it ... they are loaded now , specially with Rahm there now.

[Jasper]

Byrson is the lead, but he better not look over his shoulder - from +1 down to his -7 a ton of champions on the prowl.

Looks like it could be a better weekend , than last couple of years.

[Wally450]

Justin Thomas should never be allowed at Augusta again with what he did today on 15-18.

[Jasper]

Justin Thomas should never be allowed at Augusta again with what he did today on 15-18.

JT CHANGED HIS SWING 2 YEARS AGO , AND IS STILL TRYING TO CONNECT. aLL GOLFERS GO THRU THAT ...

I DID IT RIGHT BEFORE MY TIGER BACK GAVE OUT ,, I WAS HITTING IT BOTH WAYS WITH CONFIDENCE.

[Jasper]

my word did a lot of past major winners drop off , like a brick..

greens are super fast ..

Max in contention , as well as a moya' two time majors leader trailing ass hole scotty dump fvck.

Bryson hit his third into the hole at 18 to make a legit stand and is in the running as well.

[ShawkFactory]

Scottie is that dude. Best golfer since peak Tiger.

[Jasper]

I will give credit were credit is due - Scotty showed he is truly the NUMBER 1 golfer in the world.

So here is my take :

LIV has a boat load of major champions playing that tour , and not one of them showed up to challenge for the Masters title.
All impressions is that LIV is at fault- why :
Because that league is soft as all hell, rock music, shorts, and it looks like the golfers are basically on a vacation cruise.

Scotty doesn't have much competition , but its enough to make him hone his skills to be number 1.

His total now = 2majors.

And by the way Shawkfactory - he is a far cry from in Tigers breath of 15, and Nicklaus's 18

[Wally450]

Scottie is an absolute machine. Just pumping out victories. 2 green jackets in 3 years. Multiple wins already this year. Dude is far and away the best golfer in the world.

[Jasper]

Nelly ties Lopez, Sorenstan, and Tiger for record 5 in a row wins.

Nelly after the major win:" back nine made my stomach ack "

love those legs

[Jasper]

scotty getting schooled by tiger : https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oWZM5P08mvs

[Jasper]

interesting Wells Fargo ...

should be interesting Sunday afternoon.

[Jasper]

interesting Wells Fargo ...

should be interesting Sunday afternoon.

rory wins 8 holes 8 under ... (4 victorys for him at Bell hollow )

[Jasper]

62 xander S - pga leader

[Wally450]

Scottie, what are you doing bro?

[Hey Yo]

Scottie, what are you doing bro?

Getting arrested.

https://x.com/JeffDarlington/status/1791428598080938492

https://www.cbssports.com/golf/news/scottie-scheffler-arrested-while-trying-to-enter-valhalla-released-before-round-2-of-2024-pga-championship/

[Jasper]

Scotty got detained , after cop said don't act lik Tiger ,,, Scotty punchs him out and drives away.

Chase occurred , Scotty was pinned on the front lawn.
Cop puts knee on his butt and says HOLE IN ONE... punk.

[Wally450]

Xander finally getting a win. Seemed like he'd have the lead on Thursday/Friday, then blow it come the weekend so far this year. Surprised to see Bryson play so well this week.

[Jasper]

Xander finally getting a win. Seemed like he'd have the lead on Thursday/Friday, then blow it come the weekend so far this year. Surprised to see Bryson play so well this week.

Xander has only been pro for 7 years with 8 wins gold metal and now a grand slam title - PGA chip.
I expect him to have 4 majors when he retires.
Great golfer...

[Jasper]

jacks tourney and Scott acts fake like he won the grand slam.

Took his caddie by surprises.. and goes : WHAT ???

Hope the bum loses the US Open.

[Jasper]

if you dabble watching golf , this is the weekend to watch.

US Open usually has some vicious greens , and PineH. #2 is a hell of a course.

Cantley , finea , and bunch of players vialing for a major

[Jasper]

if you dabble watching golf sometime , watch today.

US OPEN is usually the toughest major for the pro's.

Yesterday a guy was leading and had a triple bogey,, then birdied 2 holes and was back in it.

If I had to ay anything for a pro - hit it in the middle of the green , cause Pinehurst has mushroom greens.
(horrible)

[Jasper]

Cantley could shoot himself. Best golf I seen him play - EVER.

If he concentrated over the last 5 holes he would of won it.

Rory - spit out a miss from 2 1/2 feet , and I saw him rattled . Next drive in the wire grass :facepalm

Now he was in mental recover mode, and 18th his nerves missed a 3 footer.
**If I was his caddy when he missed the 2.5 footer , I would of said , go to the bathroom.
(gather your thoughts and get back out here and WIN it)

Bo shanked a tee shot on 18th , and impractically gets it in a sand trap 45 yards away.
(That sand shot he can take with him to his grave , knocks it to 3 feet from hole !!!!!!!!!)

Bo wins , and Rory looks discussed.

Rory has to win the Open in England now.
If he doesn't how well he is playing , he will never win another major.

[ShawkFactory]

if you dabble watching golf , this is the weekend to watch.

US Open usually has some vicious greens , and PineH. #2 is a hell of a course.

Cantley , finea , and bunch of players vialing for a major

Do you purposely spell every name wrong?

[Jasper]

Do you purposely spell every name wrong?

?? terrible with names.... dumper would be trumper I guess

[Jasper]

XaNDER COME FROM BEHIND TO WIN OPEN.


I THINK HE IS NUMBER 1.... NOT ONE AND DONE SCOTTIE SHIT FACE

[ShawkFactory]

XaNDER COME FROM BEHIND TO WIN OPEN.


I THINK HE IS NUMBER 1.... NOT ONE AND DONE SCOTTIE SHIT FACE

lol why do you hate Scottie? By all accounts he’s a really good and down-to-earth dude.

[Nanners]

i started getting into golf a few years ago, playing casual matches once or twice a month and self teaching proper swing mechanics based mainly on youtube videos.

this summer i have been able to go from playing once or twice a month to two/three times per week, and its wild how much my avg scores have improved because of it. prior to the start of this summer, my all time best score was a 98... today I shot a casual 82 in poor weather (rare pacnw summer rain storm).

[Jasper]

i started getting into golf a few years ago, playing casual matches once or twice a month and self teaching proper swing mechanics based mainly on youtube videos.

this summer i have been able to go from playing once or twice a month to two/three times per week, and its wild how much my avg scores have improved because of it. prior to the start of this summer, my all time best score was a 98... today I shot a casual 82 in poor weather (rare pacnw summer rain storm).

enjoy it while you can. They say its an old mans sport, which is bull shit , unless your a hacker.
I started at 9 , and by the time I reached 62 could no longer play because of my tiger back.
Ironically I was hitting the ball both ways when I quite and stopped short of my ultimate goal of shooting under 40.
I had played high school , as well as league.

Try league next year ,,, it is a blast.

[Jasper]

bmw - And Adam Scott a major winner couldn't buy a birdie.

Back nine hit 6 beaches and couldn't hit a 6' putt.

I thought that it would be great if he won it.. Keagon wins going away.

One more tourney and the season is over.

Xander playing pretty consistent ... Hope he gets player of the year. Won 2 majors in one year.

Scotty has two in his career. :oldlol::oldlol:

[Jasper]

final tourney and Scottie wins it and the fed ex.
commentators jacked him off.. scottie interviewed as ' I am just remarkable'

I remember a FUJI player while playing against Tiger in his prime , winning 9 tournaments in a year.

Scottie - u own two majors....

Xander 2 in one year.

[Jasper]

pebble beach .. had a run away win...

Never looked better .. sets him up for the Masters (career grand slam)

[Jasper]

rory

[Jasper]

jacks tournament good one. :applause:

[Jasper]

masters is on... no tiger

who you got???

rory i think will be there on Sunday but i think LIV will supply a winner... kopke ????

just as long as scottie loses

[Wally450]

Did a little pick em with some friends. I've got:

Colin Morikawa
Ludvig Aberg
Justin Thomas
Viktor Hovland
Max Homa

[tontoz]

Such a weak finish from Rory yesterday, pissing away 4 shots with careless pitches.

[tontoz]

Such a weak finish from Rory yesterday, pissing away 4 shots with careless pitches.

WOW what a comeback after that mess on Thursday.

[Jasper]

scottie really is not a number 1 player... once against liv players as well as rory... he fades like a chump bait.

Sunday will be interesting for sure.

If ory did not bogey two holes he would of broke the course record for the front nine,,,.. a very old record.

[tontoz]

scottie really is not a number 1 player... once against liv players as well as rory... he fades like a chump bait.

Sunday will be interesting for sure.

If ory did not bogey two holes he would of broke the course record for the front nine,,,.. a very old record.


Your take on Scottie is nuts. He's won two of the last 3 Masters :lol

[ShawkFactory]

Rory is doing an amazing job managing mistakes. Most guys would fall off the rails but he’s locked in.

[ShawkFactory]

scottie really is not a number 1 player... once against liv players as well as rory... he fades like a chump bait.

Sunday will be interesting for sure.

If ory did not bogey two holes he would of broke the course record for the front nine,,,.. a very old record.

You really don’t like Scottie for some reason :lol

[SouBeachTalents]

Well, Rory choked that one away 3 separate times, but props to him for coming through in the playoff.

[Wally450]

You really don’t like Scottie for some reason :lol

Scotty was great on the greens this weekend. His problem was his tee and fairway shots couldn't stay in regulation. Could've easily ran away with this tournament.

Shoutout Rory. I half wanted him to miss the putt for a playoff, but also wanted to see him make it for the Grand Slam. Glad I got both.

[Jasper]

chump as$ scotty in butlers cabin put coat on Rory as an obligation and never shaked his hand ,nor congratulated him in public.

punk as$ does not know he just saw 6 th guy in history to win a career grand slam... which he will never sniff.


Happy for Rory 101

saw him play at 18 years old, and knew he would be a great one.

[ShawkFactory]

Scotty was great on the greens this weekend. His problem was his tee and fairway shots couldn't stay in regulation. Could've easily ran away with this tournament.

Shoutout Rory. I half wanted him to miss the putt for a playoff, but also wanted to see him make it for the Grand Slam. Glad I got both.

Yea he’s pretty scary. Didn’t really play well for his standards this weekend and still ended up 4th? Usually the iron game is his strength and he didn’t have it like that for the most part other than Thursday.

[Jasper]

Yea he’s pretty scary. Didn’t really play well for his standards this weekend and still ended up 4th? Usually the iron game is his strength and he didn’t have it like that for the most part other than Thursday.

Field of players has diminished... LIV players are like fat bballers that had it and failed.
Perfect example is brison... he is more interested in slapping high fives and then playing golf...
Lefty failed the cut.
Kopka failed the cut.

I believe now that pressure is off, Rory will win at least 2-3 more majors before it is done...

[Wally450]

I hope they don't bring a clock to golf. Diluting the game and making the pace faster just because people have short attention spans is not what golf needs.

[Jasper]

scottie leading Spieth and a no name Nelson tourney in TX.

pathetic

[ShawkFactory]

scottie leading Spieth and a no name Nelson tourney in TX.

pathetic

What's pathetic?

[Jasper]

scotty beating up on class b golfers

[tontoz]

scotty beating up on class b golfers


U mad?

[Jasper]

U mad?

name a top 10 golfer in that weekend ??

[tontoz]

name a top 10 golfer in that weekend ??



So what? He won by 8 :lol

[Axe]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR9XMphOCVniFFT2IMT2UUC-kJ3q6pxjlsajqxUembUVgWTITp7i9h_X8e2&s=10

[Jasper]

great golf this weekend (top 15 players playing) but Scotty not up to the challenge.:roll::roll::roll:

[tontoz]

Scottie is 4 off the lead in a major on a course he doesn't like. He usually skips the tournament that is held in this course every year.

[ShawkFactory]

great golf this weekend (top 15 players playing) but Scotty not up to the challenge.:roll::roll::roll:

Ouch.

[tontoz]

Hey Jasper, did you know they are playing a major right now? Any comment?


:roll::roll::roll:

[Jasper]

scotty dirty ball shitler wins 3rd major of career ...

everyone act like he is tiger white woods ,,,

[Jasper]

scotty dirty ball shitler wins 3rd major of career ...

everyone act like he is tiger white woods ,,,

[tontoz]

scotty dirty ball shitler wins 3rd major of career ...

everyone act like he is tiger white woods ,,,


https://hosting.photobucket.com/61c9c379-dc9e-4342-8972-a3c17258e5a1/47ba805d-5b96-4f09-85e5-a18cb23c871c.gif

[Jasper]

scotty playing against weak field this weekend ,,, tommy fleet wood and Spieth .

will see if he really likes TX ... lmfao

[tontoz]

Another W for Scottie. Jasper seething as usual :lol

[Wally450]

16 wins in 3 and a half years. Pretty nuts.

[ShawkFactory]

16 wins in 3 and a half years. Pretty nuts.

Just saw that since the start of May he has the same amount of tournament wins as the Rockies games won :lol

[Jasper]

JJ Spaun --- US OPEN champ

Sunday was one of the craziest days in Major history.
(ADam Scott and Burns look to take it ... then it rained like a hurricane)

JJ was 6+ shots back ... tons of Bogeys and after the rain... he was the only one composed besides Cameron Young.
Consistent is the key ... even major winners buckled.
See Scotty dumb bell ,missing 2 and 3, and 4 footers lmao.

JJ will win again , and probably 1-2 majors again !!!

Congrads JJ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jasper]

u can call him bulldog

:banana::banana::banana:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt-sSMRSZ20

[Wally450]

Two massive putts by Spaun down the stretch. Really enjoyed his game since the Players tournament.

[tontoz]

What an epic finish :rockon:

[Jasper]

the travelers usually has a final win score at least 20 under ...

Tommy can do it .. unless he faulters ...

But I think he will chalk up his first PGA win !!


Scotty dirt ball putts worse than me .. and Rory likes to do double bogeys...

We will see Sunday . lots of big names at this tournament

[Jasper]

watch Day as well close to top