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Lakers Legend#32
03-27-2024, 03:20 AM
https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/4557605-trump-god-bless-usa-bibles/

I thought those gold sneakers he was peddling was gonna pay for his legal bills.

Now the most ungodly man, who has never read a page of the Bible, is gonna grift your rubes by schilling the good book?

Please MAGAS list all the ways God approves of Trump's 3 marriages, raw dogging porn stars, and sloth.

Lakers Legend#32
03-27-2024, 03:23 AM
“I’m proud to endorse and encourage you to get this Bible. We must make America pray again,” Trump said.

This is as disingenuous as Poopsie saying we must put God and God alone first, yet he never goes to church.

SATAN
03-27-2024, 03:56 PM
lmao what a ****ing lowlife. This is all some of the dumbest shit I have ever witnessed. The guy is making a mockery of America.

Norcaliblunt
03-27-2024, 04:05 PM
This is either some real Antichrist shit.


Or the lowest of the low grifter, sham wow pitch guy, used car / snake oil salesman, carnival barker, charlatan shit.

Big DAMN. Lol.

Norcaliblunt
03-27-2024, 04:06 PM
Triple 9’s too.

59.99

Can’t make this shit up y’all. Lmao.

Lakers Legend#32
03-27-2024, 04:07 PM
Trump is selling bibles for $60. He said religion is very very important, and he's going to bring it back.

Also, on April 15th, Trump goes on trial for paying hush money to a porn star he ****ed after this third wife just gave birth to his fifth child (who he completely ignores now).

bladefd
03-27-2024, 06:54 PM
$60 for a bible?? :roll: :roll:

I bet Republicans will line right up to order it to fund Lil Donny's scam. Dunno who is worse. The con man or the suckers who fall for it time and time again. :oldlol:

AlternativeAcc.
03-27-2024, 07:03 PM
These are investment pieces. They will be worth 500 a year from now, if not more.

I'm not religious but, there's some wisdom in the Bible and I applaud Trump for promoting it, and selling them at a massive discount on their market value.

AlternativeAcc.
03-27-2024, 07:04 PM
Trump is selling bibles for $60. He said religion is very very important, and he's going to bring it back.

Also, on April 15th, Trump goes on trial for paying hush money to a porn star he ****ed after this third wife just gave birth to his fifth child (who he completely ignores now).
What did he have for breakfast this morning?

Jasper
03-27-2024, 07:10 PM
we know trump is a faithful person


:milton

Norcaliblunt
03-27-2024, 08:47 PM
These are investment pieces. They will be worth 500 a year from now, if not more.

I'm not religious but, there's some wisdom in the Bible and I applaud Trump for promoting it, and selling them at a massive discount on their market value.

Lmao. Sham wow groupie. That’s what you are. Lol.

Patrick Chewing
03-27-2024, 09:25 PM
What did he have for breakfast this morning?

:oldlol:

MrFonzworth
03-27-2024, 09:30 PM
Trump taking advantage of how stupid his fan base is:oldlol::applause:

Lakers Legend#32
03-28-2024, 03:04 AM
These are investment pieces. They will be worth 500 a year from now, if not more.

I'm not religious but, there's some wisdom in the Bible and I applaud Trump for promoting it, and selling them at a massive discount on their market value.

Just like those gold shoes scam?

Lakers Legend#32
03-28-2024, 03:05 AM
Dementia Donnie endorses a $60 book that says he should be stoned to death for adultery.

Jasper
03-28-2024, 09:54 AM
Trump taking advantage of how stupid his fan base is:oldlol::applause:

remember 95% of them are high school grad's as well as living in trailers in the trailer parks.

Real Men Wear Green
03-28-2024, 10:16 AM
It would be hard to resist taking advantage of such a gullible and stupid stanbase when you have no moral code whatsoever.

Off the Court
03-28-2024, 10:29 AM
https://i.gifer.com/1jTu.gif

Jesus when Trump walks through the pearly gates.

Patrick Chewing
03-28-2024, 10:43 AM
remember 95% of them are high school grad's as well as living in trailers in the trailer parks.

Once again, describing yourself is very weird here.

Patrick Chewing
03-28-2024, 10:43 AM
https://i.gifer.com/1jTu.gif

Jesus when Trump walks through the pearly gates.

That would be every shit bag Liberal, including yourself. Ya'll don't even believe in Jesus. :oldlol:

SATAN
03-28-2024, 11:38 AM
:lol

SATAN
03-28-2024, 11:39 AM
https://i.gifer.com/1jTu.gif

Jesus when Trump walks through the pearly gates.

:oldlol:


That would be every shit bag Liberal, including yourself. Ya'll don't even believe in Jesus. :oldlol:


Jesus Christ wouldn't approve of you. Just saying.

Lakers Legend#32
03-28-2024, 03:14 PM
That would be every shit bag Liberal, including yourself. Ya'll don't even believe in Jesus. :oldlol:

You don't go to church.

You should buy one of Trump's Bibles maybe then you would finally read it.

Wait till you get to the part where it talks about divorce and you will realize what a sh!tty Catholic you are.

Patrick Chewing
03-28-2024, 04:10 PM
You don't go to church.

You should buy one of Trump's Bibles maybe then you would finally read it.

Wait till you get to the part where it talks about divorce and you will realize what a sh!tty Catholic you are.

You have a warped perception of what it means to be a Christian.


Sorry to say, it's hell for you too just as it is for ever psycho Liberal.

Baller234
03-28-2024, 04:17 PM
It would be hard to resist taking advantage of such a gullible and stupid stanbase when you have no moral code whatsoever.

Yea, he should strive to be more like Brandon.

Now there's a standup guy.

Lakers Legend#32
03-28-2024, 04:19 PM
You have a warped perception of what it means to be a Christian.


Sorry to say, it's hell for you too just as it is for ever psycho Liberal.

Poopsie trying to justify his divorce when he is rejected from heaven.

Patrick Chewing
03-28-2024, 04:34 PM
Poopsie trying to justify his divorce when he is rejected from heaven.

Are your parents divorced? Is that why you're so stupid?? :lol

Norcaliblunt
03-28-2024, 04:44 PM
Selling bibles is unholy. Especially in the Information Age.

Jesus definitely doesn’t approve.

bladefd
03-28-2024, 06:43 PM
You have a warped perception of what it means to be a Christian.


Sorry to say, it's hell for you too just as it is for ever psycho Liberal.

I think he is more Christian than you, and I doubt he is even Christian.

Christ-ian : Disciple of Christ. In not just name, but more importantly, how you live your life. The central crux to that is to love people, seek peace, express kindness to others, being a good human, and practicing self-control. Lakers Legend is a flawed individual, but 10x better human than you or Donald. Thus more Christian by the virtues. So am I, and most of the posters you have an ongoing beef with. 10x more Christian than you in the way we live, and I don't think most of us are Christian.

You and Donald are the epitome of the 7 deadly sins of Christianity.

https://cdn.britannica.com/37/226137-050-28A0997D/infographic-seven-deadly-sins.jpg

Patrick Chewing
03-28-2024, 08:46 PM
I think he is more Christian than you, and I doubt he is even Christian.

Christ-ian : Disciple of Christ. In not just name, but more importantly, how you live your life. The central crux to that is to love people, seek peace, express kindness to others, being a good human, and practicing self-control. Lakers Legend is a flawed individual, but 10x better human than you or Donald. Thus more Christian by the virtues. So am I, and most of the posters you have an ongoing beef with. 10x more Christian than you in the way we live, and I don't think most of us are Christian.

You and Donald are the epitome of the 7 deadly sins of Christianity.

https://cdn.britannica.com/37/226137-050-28A0997D/infographic-seven-deadly-sins.jpg

You envy Trump. You’re a glutton for punishment. You lust after vaccines. You have bouts of wrath on here. You’re a sloth since you’re wheelchair bound. You’re prideful when you think you know more than others. You’re greedy as you want all the vaccines for yourself.

SATAN
03-28-2024, 09:16 PM
:facepalm

MrFonzworth
03-28-2024, 10:20 PM
:facepalm

jstern
03-28-2024, 10:26 PM
You envy Trump. You’re a glutton for punishment. You lust after vaccines. You have bouts of wrath on here. You’re a sloth since you’re wheelchair bound. You’re prideful when you think you know more than others. You’re greedy as you want all the vaccines for yourself.

This is all very true. If only Blade never took that first shot, then he wouldn't be addicted. If only he could go back in time, then maybe he would have stopped his past self from taking that first shot.

Lakers Legend#32
03-29-2024, 01:59 AM
A real Christian billionaire would be giving away Bibles for free, not charging you rubes $60 so he can afford his lawyers.

Real Men Wear Green
03-29-2024, 11:39 AM
https://www.amazon.com/Church-Bible-Black-Bibles-Crossway/dp/1433563428/ref=asc_df_1433563428/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312748656151&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=14851265392480917491&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9001986&hvtargid=pla-525321634691&psc=1&mcid=7756fdba02a43bd89b0248b9dc9aea06&gclid=Cj0KCQjwzZmwBhD8ARIsAH4v1gW7Vhd--WeTagrBE76zDZ4EtxxrhhUEJ4FliOeOcyCCw2k4KT32aTgaAvG TEALw_wcB

See this website I found? It's selling Bibles for $7.49. If you are a prime member the delivery is free. I can get it here by Wednesday.

BurningHammer
03-29-2024, 12:40 PM
You can still get a bible for free at many places. :ohwell:

Patrick Chewing
03-29-2024, 12:43 PM
A real Christian billionaire would be giving away Bibles for free, not charging you rubes $60 so he can afford his lawyers.

Glad that you acknowledge that Trump is a billionaire.


And nothing in life is free. You may be living free off your parents, but they're paying the bill.

Baller234
03-29-2024, 01:35 PM
Gotta love the board democrats.

- Lying and covering up the origin of Covid? Fine.
- Nation wide violent riots for months on end? Fine
- Anarchist country declared on U.S. soil in a major city? Fine.
- Forced vaccinations? Fine
- Using the feds to strong arm media outlets into suppressing news stories? Fine
- Staged fedsurrection? Fine
- Locking up innocent people for 20 years for taking part in staged fedsurrection? Fine.
- Putting kids on sterilization drugs and puberty blockers? Fine
- Open borders and unchecked illegals pouring in? Fine
- Downplaying the growing threat of inflation? Fine
- Brandon being directly implicated in an illegal financial partnership with the CCP? Fine.

- Trump selling bibles?

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIag-3nqH_FZVkfURCcv1-pcB9HCgZrZ6fuxISCTQ0BaN0ltOJ4mybG8vSAyPzThBMZoWoKv xSSNDBGzA1c8bpg-IFoF6vXQefcRXSk-t8ETRvH8m9AEcgCDM43EHEflTid2SNJqv0kAcK/s1600/triple-h-angry.gif

RRR3
03-29-2024, 01:36 PM
“Anarchist country”



Dumb as a rock bawler strikes again.

bladefd
03-29-2024, 01:38 PM
Imagine defending some jackass selling a book for 60 bucks that you can probably get for $5 or find free online :lol

Only in the Trumpeters' world of delusions.

Real Men Wear Green
03-29-2024, 01:52 PM
Imagine defending some jackass selling a book for 60 bucks that you can probably get for $5 or find free online :lol

Only in the Trumpeters' world of delusions.
I wish I could sell something I didn't make for over twelve times it's value and make millions doing it. In this area I have no criticism of Trump.

Patrick Chewing
03-29-2024, 01:58 PM
Gotta love the board democrats.

- Lying and covering up the origin of Covid? Fine.
- Nation wide violent riots for months on end? Fine
- Anarchist country declared on U.S. soil in a major city? Fine.
- Forced vaccinations? Fine
- Using the feds to strong arm media outlets into suppressing news stories? Fine
- Staged fedsurrection? Fine
- Locking up innocent people for 20 years for taking part in staged fedsurrection? Fine.
- Putting kids on sterilization drugs and puberty blockers? Fine
- Open borders and unchecked illegals pouring in? Fine
- Downplaying the growing threat of inflation? Fine
- Brandon being directly implicated in an illegal financial partnership with the CCP? Fine.

- Trump selling bibles?

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIag-3nqH_FZVkfURCcv1-pcB9HCgZrZ6fuxISCTQ0BaN0ltOJ4mybG8vSAyPzThBMZoWoKv xSSNDBGzA1c8bpg-IFoF6vXQefcRXSk-t8ETRvH8m9AEcgCDM43EHEflTid2SNJqv0kAcK/s1600/triple-h-angry.gif

:oldlol:


Libs are the dumbest species on the planet.

Patrick Chewing
03-29-2024, 02:00 PM
I wish I could sell something I didn't make for over twelve times it's value and make millions doing it. In this area I have no criticism of Trump.

That's the whole concept behind retail arbitrage. People do make millions from it.

Real Men Wear Green
03-29-2024, 02:04 PM
That's the whole concept behind retail arbitrage. People do make millions from it. And it's made a lot easier by having a bunch of suckers for clientele.

Patrick Chewing
03-29-2024, 02:09 PM
And it's made a lot easier by having a bunch of suckers for clientele.

Who are you classifying as suckers? Wondering if you're having a genuine conversation here or not....but then again, it's you. Or are you just saying Trump fans are suckers because you hate Trump and Conservatives?

Retail arbitrage works because it's not about being a sucker, but about the ease of access to the product and the ease of availability. And in some cases, retail arbitrage is actually a cheaper alternative than dealing with the manufacturer directly or with the giant box stores that sell the product.


But if you're just complaining about Trump and his supporters here, what is this then? Your one millionth complaint about Trump? It gets old.

Off the Court
03-29-2024, 02:16 PM
A sucker would be anyone who believes Trump is even an actual Christian. He's VERY CLEARLY taking advantage of his sheepish base who believe he is something that he is not.

That's what this is, Trump is taking advantage of his base's beliefs.

Off the Court
03-29-2024, 02:20 PM
That's what the entire history of Donald Trump is. Selling bullshit to suckers for his own gain.

That's his whole life.

A wealthy New Yorker acting as though he can relate to rural Bible belt USA couldn't make that more clear.

Real Men Wear Green
03-29-2024, 02:20 PM
I suppose we can have an honest difference of opinion as to the value of shoving a document that advocates the separation of church and state into an ancient collection of religious documents. Real arbitrage, real grift... tomato, tomato... a tomato is a tomato.

Did you buy a $60 Trump Bible?

Patrick Chewing
03-29-2024, 02:29 PM
A sucker would be anyone who believes Trump is even an actual Christian. He's VERY CLEARLY taking advantage of his sheepish base who believe he is something that he is not.

That's what this is, Trump is taking advantage of his base's beliefs.

But who cares? Why do you care? You think Christians vote because their candidate is Christian? You dumbasses cling to this notion that Christians are held to this specific standard when it comes to voting, and I hate to break it to ya pal, no one gives a shit.

Patrick Chewing
03-29-2024, 02:30 PM
I suppose we can have an honest difference of opinion as to the value of shoving a document that advocates the separation of church and state into an ancient collection of religious documents. Real arbitrage, real grift... tomato, tomato... a tomato is a tomato.

Did you buy a $60 Trump Bible?

I don't care about a Trump Bible. Neither should you. I didn't know of Trump's shoes or a Trump Bible until a Liberal mentioned it on this sight.

Baller234
03-29-2024, 02:59 PM
But who cares? Why do you care? You think Christians vote because their candidate is Christian? You dumbasses cling to this notion that Christians are held to this specific standard when it comes to voting, and I hate to break it to ya pal, no one gives a shit.

Why do they care? Because they are on a never ending quest to prove to us, and the world, that Trump isn't a nice person. They think that if they harp and complain enough times about every infraction, that we'll wake up from our brainwashed slumber and realize that Trump is nothing but liar and a con man.

At which point we are supposed to come to our senses and vote for THEIR preferred liars and con men.

Patrick Chewing
03-29-2024, 03:27 PM
Why do they care? Because they are on a never ending quest to prove to us, and the world, that Trump isn't a nice person. They think that if they harp and complain enough times about every infraction, that we'll wake up from our brainwashed slumber and realize that Trump is nothing but liar and a con man.

At which point we are supposed to come to our senses and vote for THEIR preferred liars and con men.

They're so weird. Like, we know Trump is arrogant and selfish and egotistical. But that doesn't matter to us. So was Obama, and they worshipped the ground that piece of garbage walked on. It's about the politics. It always has been. They have this obsession that since they know a majority of the Right is Christian or "religious", that they assume that if a candidate is not akin to Jesus Christ, that our vote is irrelevant or that we're somehow hypocrites and that they can use that against us somehow.


Message to braindead Liberals: We are not voting for Trump because of his character. We are voting for Trump because it's better for the country. Duh!

Real Men Wear Green
03-29-2024, 04:34 PM
I don't care about a Trump Bible. Neither should you. I didn't know of Trump's shoes or a Trump Bible until a Liberal mentioned it on this sight.
So you aren't stupid enough to spend $60 on a Bible?

Patrick Chewing
03-29-2024, 04:51 PM
So you aren't stupid enough to spend $60 on a Bible?

People spend a lot of money on things we would consider frivolous or stupid, but who are you or we to decide what is considered stupid or not? What others do with their money is their business.

Try not to let your bias towards Trump affect the overall context of this conversation.

Lakers Legend#32
03-29-2024, 05:03 PM
Message to braindead Liberals: We are not voting for Trump because of his character. We are voting for Trump because it's better for the country. Duh!

You are voting for Trump because he hates the same people you do.

He validates your racism against, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, as well as all your other hatreds.

This is your idea of what's better for the country.

Real Men Wear Green
03-29-2024, 06:24 PM
People spend a lot of money on things we would consider frivolous or stupid, but who are you or we to decide what is considered stupid or not? What others do with their money is their business.

Try not to let your bias towards Trump affect the overall context of this conversation.
Try to let common sense tell you that a paper and cardboard Bible isn't worth $60. If you spend a hundred thousand dollars on a Corrolla you can tell yourself that you value it differently but you're still an idiot.

bladefd
03-29-2024, 06:44 PM
So you aren't stupid enough to spend $60 on a Bible?

The ceiling must be very low if Chewbecca is one of the smartest Trumpeters.

SATAN
03-29-2024, 06:51 PM
And nothing in life is free.

Not a very charitable man, huh? Stop pretending you follow Christ. He never liked people such as yourself.

Patrick Chewing
03-29-2024, 09:04 PM
Try to let common sense tell you that a paper and cardboard Bible isn't worth $60. If you spend a hundred thousand dollars on a Corrolla you can tell yourself that you value it differently but you're still an idiot.

The only people that overpay for cars are idiot Liberals and their obsession with electric vehicles which have proven to be absolute shit in comparison.

So yeah, I wouldn’t worry if I were you about what Conservatives do with their money.

Patrick Chewing
03-29-2024, 09:06 PM
Not a very charitable man, huh? Stop pretending you follow Christ. He never liked people such as yourself.

You’re only disagreeing cause you’re a freeloading loser that lives off his parents. You’re a pathetic excuse for a human being, RRR3. I’m sure Jesus would have a problem with sloths such as yourself.

Patrick Chewing
03-29-2024, 09:08 PM
You are voting for Trump because he hates the same people you do.

He validates your racism against, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, as well as all your other hatreds.

This is your idea of what's better for the country.

You’re only offended cause you’re a tucker that wears high heels and dresses up in drag.

You ain’t fooling anybody, freak.

Axe
03-29-2024, 09:23 PM
What others do with their money is their business.
What's your opinion on those who spent tons of dollars just to have their original sex changed?


Try to let common sense tell you that a paper and cardboard Bible isn't worth $60. If you spend a hundred thousand dollars on a Corrolla you can tell yourself that you value it differently but you're still an idiot.
Tbf, it's even hard to imagine him fitting comfortably inside a rather small compact sedan.

SATAN
03-29-2024, 10:32 PM
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Off the Court
03-29-2024, 11:46 PM
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:roll:

warriorfan
03-30-2024, 12:05 PM
imagine having a meltdown over a trump bible

lmaooo

Baller234
03-30-2024, 12:22 PM
imagine having a meltdown over a trump bible

lmaooo

Of course they would.

It's the two things they hate the most rolled into one, Trump and God.

Lakers Legend#32
03-30-2024, 04:52 PM
So I assume we can all see Poopsie at his Bible study this Easter?

BWAWAWAWAHAHAHAHA!:roll:

Lakers Legend#32
03-31-2024, 02:08 AM
You’re only offended cause you’re a tucker that wears high heels and dresses up in drag.

You ain’t fooling anybody, freak.

The retort of the poorly educated.

Lakers Legend#32
03-31-2024, 02:09 AM
Just so all you MAGA fake Christians know, Gideons gave away Bibles for free.

Lakers Legend#32
03-31-2024, 04:38 PM
I wonder if the Bible hawking charlatan was in church today?