How should we celebrate my 40,000th post on this board?

[Patrick Chewing]

Hi guys, Patrick Chewing here, voted the most popular member of this board. Not sure if you guys have noticed, but I'm coming up on my 40,000th post on this board. I'm sure I would have surpassed this number already if threads and posts weren't deleted to make space on the servers, but nevertheless, I'm coming up on a pretty big milestone here. So how should we celebrate this impressive feat? I know I'm not the first to reach this feat, but I'm certainly the most important to date. Less than 600 posts to go as I type this, so we're getting close.

Any ideas are of course welcome. I do like surprises!


Your boy,

- Chewz

[Media Moderator]

To show tribute
RRR3 can shave his fro
J$ can shave his beard
Blade can shave his snatch
Axe can shave his ass and back

[Axe]

:blah
Add the 500+ posts from this mentally ill alt and op's count would be closer to his milestone than what he's suggesting itt rn.

[SouBeachTalents]

Celebrate and promote trans culture

Give a sizeable donation to Biden's reelection campaign

Have a congratulatory zoom call with Jasper & Lakers Legend

[jstern]

ISH needs to stop deleting threads, so that things could be more accurate. At this point, Axe should have 48,000, + 40,000 posts from his highwhey alt.

All ISH text can be download onto a 2GB micro sd drive. Compressed. And that's just a generous assumption. You can download the entirety of Wikipedia (14GB) into a thumb drive (https://www.reddit.com/r/YouShouldKnow/comments/6vpvj0/ysk_you_can_download_the_entirety_of_wikipedia/), compressed.


To show tribute
RRR3 can shave his fro
J$ can shave his beard
Blade can shave his snatch
Axe can shave his ass and back

RRR3 should definitely shave off his fro. That's a very good suggestion. With Blade's immune system, he could get an infection, and I don't think he can handle the Nair burn.

[Patrick Chewing]

Celebrate and promote trans culture

Give a sizeable donation to Biden's reelection campaign

Have a congratulatory zoom call with Jasper & Lakers Legend

That is not a celebration. That is misery.


We can do better!

[Patrick Chewing]

To show tribute
RRR3 can shave his fro
J$ can shave his beard
Blade can shave his snatch
Axe can shave his ass and back

:oldlol:

[Axe]

:blah
Asperger greg out here repeatedly trying to show everyone what kind of an autistic moron he is again. :facepalm

[Jasper]

Hi guys, Patrick Chewing here, voted the most popular member of this board. Not sure if you guys have noticed, but I'm coming up on my 40,000th post on this board. I'm sure I would have surpassed this number already if threads and posts weren't deleted to make space on the servers, but nevertheless, I'm coming up on a pretty big milestone here. So how should we celebrate this impressive feat? I know I'm not the first to reach this feat, but I'm certainly the most important to date. Less than 600 posts to go as I type this, so we're getting close.

Any ideas are of course welcome. I do like surprises!


Your boy,

- Chewz

JUST LEAVE 99% of ISH would be happy

[Media Moderator]

Add the 500+ posts from this mentally ill alt and op's count would be closer to his milestone than what he's suggesting itt rn.

Serious question. Do you have as many posts per day as you do toss Walmart brand ding dings and moonpies per day.down your land manatee gullet? I am of the opinion you have way more than 33k cheap generic pastries underneath your badly stressed out, about to snap, belt in the last 4 years

[Axe]

Imagine being a sore loser who uses a crappy ass alt and trying hard to sound clever by making stupid projections about other people you don't get along with while being an alt right incel irl lol. Hopefully, you get to eat your precious meal soon.

[Media Moderator]

Imagine being a sore loser who uses a crappy ass alt and trying hard to sound clever by making stupid projections about other people you don't get along with while being an alt right incel irl lol. Hopefully, you get to eat your precious meal soon.

Well it can't bad as being the loser behind alt that has now accumulated 33k posts in a mere 4 years, and once again, as an alt.

[Axe]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTEUPC3LVj_mABS85v8AMsF7fsY12kuq ZO7zw&usqp=CAU
Yep. Keep accusing others of being an alt, buddy. :facepalm

[Media Moderator]

Yep. Keep accusing others of being an alt, buddy. :facepalm

33k as an alt. You are the cancerous mole on someone's ass that's now bigger than they are. Is there a doctor in the house?

[Axe]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTEUPC3LVj_mABS85v8AMsF7fsY12kuq ZO7zw&usqp=CAU
If it makes you sleep at night. But yes, do keep on typing through your tears. :facepalm

[jstern]

Hey Axe, there's a tsunami warning for Japan right now. Stop posting and turn on the news for in case your mom's house is in the path of the tsunami. It could save your life. You don't want your mom's house to get flooded, and then have you ending up with soggy Hot Pockets.


Well it can't bad as being the loser behind alt that has now accumulated 33k posts in a mere 4 years, and once again, as an alt.

Axe got 30,000 post over a month before his third year (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?509407-Axe-s-30-000-post-thread). In the 15 months since, Jeff has deleted around 11 to 12,000 Axe posts. He should be around 45,000 now.

[Media Moderator]

https://media.tenor.com/ikEas8ApRsEAAAAM/pig-piggy.gif


I don't speak oink

[Media Moderator]

You don't want your mom's house to get flooded, and then have you ending up with soggy Hot Pockets.

:oldlol:




Axe got 30,000 post over a month before his third year (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?509407-Axe-s-30-000-post-thread). In the 15 months since, Jeff has deleted around 11 to 12,000 Axe posts. He should be around 45,000 now.

Ok I shouldn't but now I'm actually kinda feeling bad for the big fella

[Axe]

:blah
https://www.autismspeaks.org/sites/default/files/styles/wysiwyg_small_width/public/Autism_Speaks_VerticalDS_Full_RGB_150dpi%20%281%29 .png?itok=PjWDnAPa


https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSvDmBg6vlbB23TIZRO785F7KJx3__2Y n763w&usqp=CAU
Go back to whining in 4chan, bitch.

[Media Moderator]

https://www.autismspeaks.org/sites/default/files/styles/wysiwyg_small_width/public/Autism_Speaks_VerticalDS_Full_RGB_150dpi%20%281%29 .png?itok=PjWDnAPa


Go back to whining in 4chan, bitch.

Calm down pork chop

[Axe]

No u

[Patrick Chewing]

Fat Axe, at least provide an idea for a celebration in one of your million replies in my thread. I don’t care about your beef with MM or Jstern my brother from another mother, I just want the focus to be on me, and my milestone accomplishment. Thank you, big fella.

[Axe]

Hmm you'll be coronated again as king, but do you seriously want it?

[Patrick Chewing]

You will be coronated again as a king, you want it?

This is more like it.

[jstern]

It's settled then. Unlike past posters who have reached 40,000 posts (such as Lebron23 and RRR3), Patrick Chewing will ascend to the throne when he reaches his 40,000th post.

[8Ball]

I will vote liberal in your honor.

[Axe]

This is more like it.
Alright, bookmarked then. We shall do so after you finally hit your milestone.

[SaltyMeatballs]

It's settled then. Unlike past posters who have reached 40,000 posts (such as Lebron23 and RRR3), Patrick Chewing will ascend to the throne when he reaches his 40,000th post.

Good lord just come out and say you fantasize about PC already :oldlol:

All you ****ing do is count posts, save links, and white knight for PC

[SaltyMeatballs]

Axe got 30,000 post over a month before his third year (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?509407-Axe-s-30-000-post-thread). In the 15 months since, Jeff has deleted around 11 to 12,000 Axe posts. He should be around 45,000 now.

Further proving my point :roll:

[Patrick Chewing]

Salty, quit being so salty. This is a celebration!

Have a drink. Relax. The party is just getting started.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3ornjVlWukY3BxZPAQ/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952pk0nwcmvylwhg3qpwwp35ingcya6 n4ys01i80iaj&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif

[jstern]

Good lord just come out and say you fantasize about PC already :oldlol:

All you ****ing do is count posts, save links, and white knight for PC

We're all here celebrating Patrick Chewing, including Axe. With how salty you're acting, I'm started to think that it was you who got LLL3's thread deleted (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?516911-Happy-Easter-to-all-my-fellow-Christians-on-the-board&p=14896346&viewfull=1#post14896346) and not RRR3. Which actually makes more sense, considering that you were up.

[Lakers Legend#32]

40,000 posts is nothing to celebrate.

It is an example of a non-life.

And still no one has proposed how to celebrate this non-event.

[Axe]

Good lord just come out and say you fantasize about PC already :oldlol:

All you ****ing do is count posts, save links, and white knight for PC
:roll:

[SaltyMeatballs]

We're all here celebrating Patrick Chewing, including Axe. With how salty you're acting, I'm started to think that it was you who got LLL3's thread deleted (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?516911-Happy-Easter-to-all-my-fellow-Christians-on-the-board&p=14896346&viewfull=1#post14896346) and not RRR3. Which actually makes more sense, considering that you were up.

Mr. Link Saver back at it :roll:

[Patrick Chewing]

Actually, one of the things I want for my celebration is for a majority of the people that post in the NBA Forum to get to know me. I feel that there are tons of people that only post in the NBA Forum and never post in the OTC Lounge or the Politics Forum and are missing out on interacting with the most popular member of the forum. It deeply disturbs me that these people are missing out. We have to find a way to bridge the gap.

[Jasper]

Actually, one of the things I want for my celebration is for a majority of the people that post in the NBA Forum to get to know me. I feel that there are tons of people that only post in the NBA Forum and never post in the OTC Lounge or the Politics Forum and are missing out on interacting with the most popular member of the forum. It deeply disturbs me that these people are missing out. We have to find a way to bridge the gap.

why would they do that ... u know nothing about sports:confusedshrug:

[ArbitraryWater]

Gonna be awesome :djparty

[jstern]

Unfortunately, there were more deletions, so Patrick Chewing's 40,000 posts and the celebration has gotten pushed back by many months. Chewing went down from around 39,500 posts to 38,083, overnight.

Also, a huge devastation for Axe and his mission of reaching 100,000 posts as fast as humanly possible. Axe, who should have been nearing 46,000 posts right now, is down to a 'mere' 32,984. And that's only taking into account his posts deleted since January 2023. If we factor in his deleted posts from the time he joined to January 2023, right now he should be around 60,000, 70,000 posts.

[Patrick Chewing]

Unfortunately, there were more deletions, so Patrick Chewing's 40,000 posts and the celebration has gotten pushed back by many months. Chewing went down from around 39,500 posts to 38,083, overnight.

Also, a huge devastation for Axe and his mission of reaching 100,000 posts as fast as humanly possible. Axe, who should have been nearing 46,000 posts right now, is down to a 'mere' 32,984. And that's only taking into account his posts deleted since January 2023. If we factor in his deleted posts from the time he joined to January 2023, right now he should be around 60,000, 70,000 posts.

Are you ****ing kidding me?? I just noticed this!


Jeff, you son of a bitch! You owe me around 1500 posts you cheap shyster! **** you! :mad:


https://media.tenor.com/mdQK3dsC7L8AAAAM/the-sopranos-tony-soprano.gif

[Axe]

:blah
I also noticed it yesterday but it's not me. Stop saying it's my fault, fukking lying asswipe. Pfft.

Anyway, looks like op's coronation is abour to get delayed. Until then. :facepalm

[Lakers Legend#32]

Actually, one of the things I want for my celebration is for a majority of the people that post in the NBA Forum to get to know me. I feel that there are tons of people that only post in the NBA Forum and never post in the OTC Lounge or the Politics Forum and are missing out on interacting with the most popular member of the forum. It deeply disturbs me that these people are missing out. We have to find a way to bridge the gap.

This is what attention whores do.

[jstern]

I also noticed it yesterday but it's not me. Stop saying it's my fault, fukking lying asswipe. Pfft.

Anyway, looks like op's coronation is abour to get delayed. Until then. :facepalm

It seems there might be a misunderstanding or confusion somewhere. I want to clarify that I haven't accused you of anything.

I did notice that you mistakenly pressed 'r' instead of 't' when trying to spell 'about.' Which shows that you are using a keyboard with English characters.

Does your keyboard look anything like this?

https://homepages.cwi.nl/~aeb/linux/kbd/jp106.jpg

[Axe]

Further proving my point :roll:
Yep. He really does love to stalk posters and make fun of some posts just because of a minor misspelling. He's such an autistic imbecile if anything.

[jstern]

Yep. He really does love to stalk posters and make fun of some posts just because of a minor misspelling. He's such an autistic imbecile if anything.

I'm not bullying you.

I pointed out that you made a mistake. A mistake. And my instant detective instincts kicked in, and I asked you if your keyboard has both English and Japanese characters. And you're not simply using software to convert your keys into English. So mistakenly hitting an r instead of a t kicked in my detective instincts.

I'm curious about what kind of keyboard you use, because I've always imagined a baby penguin typing into one of these.

https://ic.pics.livejournal.com/aqua_mar/37865536/76103/76103_original.jpg

[Axe]

:blah
Aspergers. Plus adderall deprivation.

Equals

https://www.autismspeaks.org/sites/default/files/styles/wysiwyg_small_width/public/Autism_Speaks_VerticalDS_Full_RGB_150dpi%20%281%29 .png?itok=PjWDnAPa

[warriorfan]

I'm not bullying you.

I pointed out that you made a mistake. A mistake. And my instant detective instincts kicked in, and I asked you if your keyboard has both English and Japanese characters. And you're not simply using software to convert your keys into English. So mistakenly hitting an r instead of a t kicked in my detective instincts.

I'm curious about what kind of keyboard you use, because I've always imagined a baby penguin typing into one of these.

https://ic.pics.livejournal.com/aqua_mar/37865536/76103/76103_original.jpg

he uses one of those but with a long chopstick because his fingers are too fat

[Jasper]

why would anyone want to give you anything other than a shovel , for you to dig your own grave

https://media.tenor.com/mdQK3dsC7L8AAAAM/the-sopranos-tony-soprano.gif

[Axe]

he uses one of those but with a long chopstick because his fingers are too fat
Ashtray called, it hasn't been washed for a long time.

[8Ball]

It seems there might be a misunderstanding or confusion somewhere. I want to clarify that I haven't accused you of anything.

I did notice that you mistakenly pressed 'r' instead of 't' when trying to spell 'about.' Which shows that you are using a keyboard with English characters.

Does your keyboard look anything like this?

https://homepages.cwi.nl/~aeb/linux/kbd/jp106.jpg

That is my keyboard.


Any thing wrong it?

[BurningHammer]

That is my keyboard.


Any thing wrong it?

For racists, it's wrong.

[jstern]

he uses one of those but with a long chopstick because his fingers are too fat

You're right, Axe has sausage fingers. He's going to end up taking a bite off one, while half asleep.


That is my keyboard.


Any thing wrong it?

Axe has a lot of alts, if that's your keyboard, then chances are that you're also Axe.

[Axe]

That is my keyboard.


Any thing wrong it?
He has severe autism. He still couldn't quit talking about me. I hope it takes a toll on him someday.

[SaltyMeatballs]

Unfortunately, there were more deletions, so Patrick Chewing's 40,000 posts and the celebration has gotten pushed back by many months. Chewing went down from around 39,500 posts to 38,083, overnight.

Also, a huge devastation for Axe and his mission of reaching 100,000 posts as fast as humanly possible. Axe, who should have been nearing 46,000 posts right now, is down to a 'mere' 32,984. And that's only taking into account his posts deleted since January 2023. If we factor in his deleted posts from the time he joined to January 2023, right now he should be around 60,000, 70,000 posts.

Unfortunately this also means the minutes you've spent outside since this thread got created went from 0 to 0

[RRR3]

Unfortunately this also means the minutes you've spent outside since this thread got created went from 0 to 0
Jstern’s only friend in the world is Fatrick :lol

[Patrick Chewing]

Jstern’s only friend in the world is Fatrick :lol

Your only friend in the entire world is...

[SaltyMeatballs]

Jstern’s only friend in the world is Fatrick :lol

Nah I don't even think Patty is his friend. All I've seen is Patty request for a photoshop and jstern drops everything and immediately follows his orders. He also follows him around everywhere and dickrides PC like he's his master

Basically, jstern is PC's bitch.

[RRR3]

Nah I don't even think Patty is his friend. All I've seen is Patty request for a photoshop and jstern drops everything and immediately follows his orders. He also follows him around everywhere and dickrides PC like he's his master

Basically, jstern is PC's bitch.
Jstern thinks that’s friendship to be fair. The poor guy has never had one before so you can’t trust him to recognize an uneven relationship.

[Patrick Chewing]

So many haters on this board. JStern is a vastly intelligent individual. I have no idea how he can find old threads and link them so quickly, but that's some seriously impressive shit. So aligning yourself with Jstern is wise as opposed to aligning yourself with the likes of Jasper or blade or that donkey Off the Court.

[LLL3]

Yo TGIF. Point me to da bar right now!

Wait a minute. RRR3 isn't going to be dragging kids along with him like he did the last party he went to is he? If so I'm Audi 5000. I don't want to be around that kinda stuff.

[LLL3]

Actually, one of the things I want for my celebration is for a majority of the people that post in the NBA Forum to get to know me. I feel that there are tons of people that only post in the NBA Forum and never post in the OTC Lounge or the Politics Forum and are missing out on interacting with the most popular member of the forum. It deeply disturbs me that these people are missing out. We have to find a way to bridge the gap.

Now just wait a minute. I'd say you are the most popular person in the OTC and Politics forum. But it's already been established warriorfan is the most popular person in the NBA forum. This has already been scientifically proven

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?505589-quot-insidehoops-warriorfan-quot-is-1-of-top-3-google-searches-bringing-traffic-to-NBA-Forum

https://i.postimg.cc/TYHcF8W3/Screenshot-20220703-151828.jpg

[Lakers Legend#32]

So many haters on this board. JStern is a vastly intelligent individual. I have no idea how he can find old threads and link them so quickly, but that's some seriously impressive shit. So aligning yourself with Jstern is wise as opposed to aligning yourself with the likes of Jasper or blade or that donkey Off the Court.

Beware Jstern, this is how Poopsie's homosexual relationship with LeBron 23 got started.

[RRR3]

So many haters on this board. JStern is a vastly intelligent individual. I have no idea how he can find old threads and link them so quickly, but that's some seriously impressive shit. So aligning yourself with Jstern is wise as opposed to aligning yourself with the likes of Jasper or blade or that donkey Off the Court.
No one likes Jasper stop making stuff up pops.

[warriorfan]

Now just wait a minute. I'd say you are the most popular person in the OTC and Politics forum. But it's already been established warriorfan is the most popular person in the NBA forum. This has already been scientifically proven

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?505589-quot-insidehoops-warriorfan-quot-is-1-of-top-3-google-searches-bringing-traffic-to-NBA-Forum

https://i.postimg.cc/TYHcF8W3/Screenshot-20220703-151828.jpg

:lol :roll:

[jstern]

Unfortunately this also means the minutes you've spent outside since this thread got created went from 0 to 0

The topic, point of this thread is to celebrate Patrick Chewing's 40,000th post milestone, with Patrick mentioning that he was about 500 posts away. Then ISH deleted 1,500 of his posts, overnight. Which is a significant setback, and I mentioned it. All within topic.

Still within topic, I mentioned Axe who is trying to reach 100,000 posts as fast as humanly possible. Who is also facing the same problem of posts deletion. (Which I'm sure has him livid.)

So I fail to see the problem in talking about their posts deletions, considering the topic of this thread and the events that unfolded.


Nah I don't even think Patty is his friend. All I've seen is Patty request for a photoshop and jstern drops everything and immediately follows his orders. He also follows him around everywhere and dickrides PC like he's his master

Basically, jstern is PC's bitch.

If this was true, then I would have finished the 'RRR3 Liberals' image. And I'm yet to finish the RRR3 shirt.

https://images2.imgbox.com/c8/43/O7iNg8h9_o.png

https://images2.imgbox.com/26/89/rijWIz1V_o.png


So many haters on this board. JStern is a vastly intelligent individual. I have no idea how he can find old threads and link them so quickly, but that's some seriously impressive shit. So aligning yourself with Jstern is wise as opposed to aligning yourself with the likes of Jasper or blade or that donkey Off the Court.

This is precisely what I keep telling Axe, to stop aligning himself with the likes of Jasper, RRR3, Blade, Off the Court, RMWG, Lakers32, BurningHammer, and that whole woke, mega liberal crew, and to come to our side.

[Axe]

What an autistic lost cause. Also, as usual, he wrote another stupid essay filled with usernames again. :hammerhead:


Unfortunately this also means the minutes you've spent outside since this thread got created went from 0 to 0
:roll:

[SaltyMeatballs]

The topic, point of this thread is to celebrate Patrick Chewing's 40,000th post milestone, with Patrick mentioning that he was about 500 posts away. Then ISH deleted 1,500 of his posts, overnight. Which is a significant setback, and I mentioned it. All within topic.

Still within topic, I mentioned Axe who is trying to reach 100,000 posts as fast as humanly possible. Who is also facing the same problem of posts deletion. (Which I'm sure has him livid.)

So I fail to see the problem in talking about their posts deletions, considering the topic of this thread and the events that unfolded.
The simple fact that you noticed his post count go down before he himself did shows me how little of a life you live outside of this website.



If this was true, then I would have finished the 'RRR3 Liberals' image. And I'm yet to finish the RRR3 shirt.

https://images2.imgbox.com/c8/43/O7iNg8h9_o.png

https://images2.imgbox.com/26/89/rijWIz1V_o.png

Finish it then. You have nothing else going in your life so what's stopping you?

[Patrick Chewing]

I want one of those shirts. Size XL please. I was recently very sick and am now an XL. Thank you and God Bless.

[jstern]

The simple fact that you noticed his post count go down before he himself did shows me how little of a life you live outside of this website.




Finish it then. You have nothing else going in your life so what's stopping you?

You seem to have some sort of derangement syndrome.

[SaltyMeatballs]

You seem to have some sort of derangement syndrome.

You keep track of post counts for a living bud. Touch some grass.

Also your master just requested a new order if you look at the comment above you. Make sure you fulfill it by tonight.

[Lakers Legend#32]

I want one of those shirts. Size XL please. I was recently very sick and am now an XL. Thank you and God Bless.

Nobody believes you are XL.

[Jasper]

Nobody believes you are XL.

lmao

[jstern]

What an autistic lost cause. Also, as usual, he wrote another stupid essay filled with usernames again. :hammerhead:


:roll:

I'm trying to be nice to you and have you join us. With you willing to celebrate Patrick's 40,000th, it's a good moment. I know that you're just being nice towards the woke people on the site, and that deep down you're against puberty blockers for kids and would not have sex with a tranny.


You keep track of post counts for a living bud. Touch some grass.

Also your master just requested a new order if you look at the comment above you. Make sure you fulfill it by tonight.

I'm telling you, you're suffering from some sort of JDS.

I mentioned Axe's post count, because it's basically an ISH meme that even other posters mention. Just like the Hot Pockets. And I mentioned Patrick Chewing post count in this thread, due to the topic being about his post count. (Very simple) And for whatever reason that's causing a meltdown from you.

[Patrick Chewing]

Jeff is still a son of a bitch for doing what he did.

[SaltyMeatballs]

I'm telling you, you're suffering from some sort of JDS.

I mentioned Axe's post count, because it's basically an ISH meme that even other posters mention. Just like the Hot Pockets. And I mentioned Patrick Chewing post count in this thread, due to the topic being about his post count. (Very simple) And for whatever reason that's causing a meltdown from you.

You bring up post counts and hyperlinks in every thread you dumb **** :oldlol: your whole personality revolves around the existence of Axe and Chewing

[MrFonzworth]

Nobody believes you are XL.

:roll:

[Patrick Chewing]

You bring up post counts and hyperlinks in every thread you dumb **** :oldlol: your whole personality revolves around the existence of Axe and Chewing

Listen here pal, this is a thread where we set our petty differences aside and we celebrate my upcoming milestone (so long as that son of a bitch Jeff doesn’t delete any more threads). As the board’s most popular poster, all our welcome to this celebration.

However, let’s not act like you aren’t up RRR3’s ass every chance you get.

[warriorfan]

Listen here pal, this is a thread where we set our petty differences aside and we celebrate my upcoming milestone (so long as that son of a bitch Jeff doesn’t delete any more threads). As the board’s most popular poster, all our welcome to this celebration.

However, let’s not act like you aren’t up RRR3’s ass every chance you get.

RR and Salty

The low iq cuck bros.

[Off the Court]

RR and Salty

The low iq cuck bros.

Are you celebrating Chewing's life achievement today? I know you've been waiting for this moment too. Big deal for you guys.

[RRR3]

The funniest thing about warriorfan is he was apolitical on this board but became a MAGA guy just to fit in and gain acceptance from other posters because he obviously has no friends irl

[Off the Court]

The funniest thing about warriorfan is he was apolitical on this board but became a MAGA guy just to fit in and gain acceptance from other posters because he obviously has no friends irl

That's why he does lots of drugs. :(

He doesn't drink Bud Light with his drugs any more though. Because they did a gay commercial.

[warriorfan]

The funniest thing about warriorfan is he was apolitical on this board but became a MAGA guy just to fit in and gain acceptance from other posters because he obviously has no friends irl

you are such a miserable person, it’s quite insane. you are just detached from reality

existence is pain

:roll:

[ArbitraryWater]

The funniest thing about warriorfan is he was apolitical on this board but became a MAGA guy just to fit in and gain acceptance from other posters because he obviously has no friends irl

youve had sex with 2 women in your life and many posters here find that number to be pushing it

[Axe]

You bring up post counts and hyperlinks in every thread you dumb **** :oldlol: your whole personality revolves around the existence of Axe and Chewing
True. There is no cure at all for his severe autism, like i said earlier.

[SaltyMeatballs]

Listen here pal, this is a thread where we set our petty differences aside and we celebrate my upcoming milestone (so long as that son of a bitch Jeff doesn’t delete any more threads). As the board’s most popular poster, all our welcome to this celebration.

However, let’s not act like you aren’t up RRR3’s ass every chance you get.

According to this dumbass, agreeing with someone on a certain subject means you’re up their ass :oldlol:

If we’re going by that logic, you’re far up a lot of people’s asses

[SaltyMeatballs]

RR and Salty

The low iq cuck bros.

You’re on a mission to flood the forum with forgettable content. 33k posts and not a single one of them is remotely memorable.

[Lakers Legend#32]

This is the ultimate Poopsie attention whore thread.

Not only does he want us to acknowledge his non-life accomplishment of 40,000 post, but he expects us to celebrate it.

This is what happens when you have no meaningful relationships in your life.

[Jasper]

I think the megas's don't want to say it , but would probably line up and butt fvck patsy cause his aszz is big

:facepalm:

[Patrick Chewing]

Too many haters letting past beefs get the best of them. This is a celebration! Cheer up! Have fun! Stop thinking so negatively!

The celebration continues!

:djparty

[SATAN]

Shut up.

[jstern]

You bring up post counts and hyperlinks in every thread you dumb **** :oldlol: your whole personality revolves around the existence of Axe and Chewing

You're calling me a dumb ****?

I always see this Saltyballs getting triggered and butting into my business, and like a little kid going, "But, but, but you see, you posted a hyperlink." As if he caught me, a gotcha moment. It's so low IQ, such lack of self awareness. Like, "Look, look, he posted a hyperlink, he posted a hyperlink, he proved my point."

Imagine someone coming out of nowhere, and start doing that every time Satan goes :facepalm

"See I busted you, you did it again. Can you believe this guys?"

Or doing it after MrFonzworth posts a Lebron23 avatar.

https://images2.imgbox.com/a8/0d/Um2Q1XXc_o.png

"He did it again, I caught you. See what I mean? He did it again."

It's so stupid, like why the hell do you care? Why does it trigger you?

Maybe you have Asperger and don't know when people are goofing around.

[warriorfan]

You’re on a mission to flood the forum with forgettable content. 33k posts and not a single one of them is remotely memorable.

Tbh I don’t think anyone gives a shit and you seem like the guy who can’t remember what he had for breakfast so i’m not really sweating it, lol


You're calling me a dumb ****?

I always see this Saltyballs getting triggered and butting into my business, and like a little kid going, "But, but, but you see, you posted a hyperlink." As if he caught me, a gotcha moment. It's so low IQ, such lack of self awareness. Like, "Look, look, he posted a hyperlink, he posted a hyperlink, he proved my point."

Imagine someone coming out of nowhere, and start doing that every time Satan goes :facepalm

"See I busted you, you did it again. Can you believe this guys?"

Or doing it after MrFonzworth posts a Lebron23 avatar.

https://images2.imgbox.com/a8/0d/Um2Q1XXc_o.png

"He did it again, I caught you. See what I mean? He did it again."

It's so stupid, like why the hell do you care? Why does it trigger you?

Maybe you have Asperger and don't know when people are goofing around.

:oldlol: :roll:

[SaltyMeatballs]

You're calling me a dumb ****?

I always see this Saltyballs getting triggered and butting into my business, and like a little kid going, "But, but, but you see, you posted a hyperlink." As if he caught me, a gotcha moment. It's so low IQ, such lack of self awareness. Like, "Look, look, he posted a hyperlink, he posted a hyperlink, he proved my point."

Imagine someone coming out of nowhere, and start doing that every time Satan goes :facepalm

"See I busted you, you did it again. Can you believe this guys?"

Or doing it after MrFonzworth posts a Lebron23 avatar.

https://images2.imgbox.com/a8/0d/Um2Q1XXc_o.png

"He did it again, I caught you. See what I mean? He did it again."

It's so stupid, like why the hell do you care? Why does it trigger you?

Maybe you have Asperger and don't know when people are goofing around.

Yes I did call you a dumb ****, and yes you are one. Your definition of goofing around isn’t even goofing around. It’s creepy and weird as shit that you keep track of post counts and know exactly when someone hit a milestone. Every single one of your ****ing posts is either you accusing someone being an alt (usually Axe), bringing up their high post count, or kissing Chewing’s ass. Clearly I get you triggered by calling out your weirdo behavior :oldlol:

[SaltyMeatballs]

Tbh I don’t think anyone gives a shit and you seem like the guy who can’t remember what he had for breakfast so i’m not really sweating it, lol

Did this puny comeback make you feel a little better today?

[RRR3]

Jstern has bodies in his crawl space for sure.

[warriorfan]

Did this puny comeback make you feel a little better today?

Why does this guy feel like he’s an ancient and archaic AI, somewhat of a AOL chat bot?


Tbh he reminds me a bit of axe. Where it’s hard to believe a real person could be like this. Unless axe and Salty are putting us on while trolling this whole time, merely pretending to be too low iq or autistic while trying to get people to really think they are a real person. That would be a good troll, if so they got me. It it’s not a troll….then may god help them.

[SaltyMeatballs]

Why does this guy feel like he’s an ancient and archaic AI, somewhat of a AOL chat bot?


Tbh he reminds me a bit of axe. Where it’s hard to believe a real person could be like this. Unless axe and Salty are putting us on while trolling this whole time, merely pretending to be too low iq or autistic while trying to get people to really think they are a real person. That would be a good troll, if so they got me. It it’s not a troll….then may god help them.

You sound just like that weird son of a bitch jstern here. Wouldn’t be surprised if you were the same person considering both of you lack awareness and have very very little IQ. Feel kinda sorry for y’all at this point

[SaltyMeatballs]

Jstern has bodies in his crawl space for sure.

Jstern is Dahmer levels of weird

[RRR3]

Yeah that post made me think warriorfan is jstern that’s very weird how much he sounded like him. Then there’s Walk on Water account who has the same agenda NBA wise as warriorfan but posts like jstern. Hmmm. Can’t be sure but a bit suspicious.

[warriorfan]

You are so low iq I can’t even articulate it. It’s actually quite fascinating to me. There’s a good amount of low iq guys around here but you are a true outlier, a unique specimen. You both disgust and fascinate me at the same time. You are very interesting.

Edit: This post was made before RRR3’s, it was originally directed at SaltyMeatballs. However, if RRR3 wants to interpret the post directed at him, so be it. Let it be known that while I have made it clear in numerous occasions that RRR3 has outlier level low iq, I think Salty may surpass him.

[SaltyMeatballs]

You are so low iq I can’t even articulate it. It’s actually quite fascinating to me. There’s a good amount of low iq guys around here but you are a true outlier, a unique specimen. You both disgust and fascinate me at the same time. You are very interesting.

Edit: This post was made before RRR3’s, it was originally directed at SaltyMeatballs. However, if RRR3 wants to interpret the post directed at him, so be it. Let it be known that while I have made it clear in numerous occasions that RRR3 has outlier level low iq, I think Salty may surpass him.

So getting you upset is what triggers you to write better, most articulate sentences? Wow good job. I’m proud of the strides you’re making. Only took 14 years of you being on this forum :applause:

[warriorfan]

So getting you upset is what triggers you to write better, most articulate sentences? Wow good job. I’m proud of the strides you’re making. Only took 14 years of you being on this forum :applause:

I don’t follow any of this. This is what fascinates me. Usually with 99.9 percent of other “humans” I’m able to pick up their vibe and communicate on some sort of level. But in this case there is nothing. It’s like random words were sent out from an archaic chat bot. I am stumped.


At this point I would be more surprised than not if SaltyMeatballs was not some sort of spam bot.

[SaltyMeatballs]

I don’t follow any of this. This is what fascinates me. Usually with 99.9 percent of other “humans” I’m able to pick up their vibe and communicate on some sort of level. But in this case there is nothing. It’s like random words were sent out from an archaic chat bot. I am stumped.


At this point I would be more surprised than not if SaltyMeatballs was not some sort of spam bot.

Keep coping. If you continue at this pace, you'll soon reach the 34k post count and then we can reflect on how forgettable all those posts were

[Media Moderator]

I think it goes without saying we are going to need security for this celebration. The meltdowns from ne'er-do-wells have come fast and furious in this thread. I can't speak for PC but I wouldn't let these party crashers in. Better to let a bouncer send their asses stumbling into street

[SaltyMeatballs]

I think it goes without saying we are going to need security for this celebration. The meltdowns from ne'er-do-wells have come fast and furious in this thread. I can't speak for PC but I wouldn't let these party crashers in. Better to let a bouncer send their asses stumbling into street

Look at PC running to his alt to defend himself :roll:

[Patrick Chewing]

Shut up.

Uhhh there's no need to tell Salty to shut up. I want him too as well, but as I said, this is a celebration of my excellence and you can easily tell him to shut up in a different thread.


Thank you for your cooperation.

[Patrick Chewing]

Why does this guy feel like he’s an ancient and archaic AI, somewhat of a AOL chat bot?


Tbh he reminds me a bit of axe. Where it’s hard to believe a real person could be like this. Unless axe and Salty are putting us on while trolling this whole time, merely pretending to be too low iq or autistic while trying to get people to really think they are a real person. That would be a good troll, if so they got me. It it’s not a troll….then may god help them.

Salty does come across as rather juvenile.

[Patrick Chewing]

I think it goes without saying we are going to need security for this celebration. The meltdowns from ne'er-do-wells have come fast and furious in this thread. I can't speak for PC but I wouldn't let these party crashers in. Better to let a bouncer send their asses stumbling into street

There's no way that RRR3 and Salty can hold their liquor so their partying will be short-lived. Hopefully they can take an Uber home together and then **** each other in the ass as they do here on ISH.

[Lakers Legend#32]

There's no way that RRR3 and Salty can hold their liquor so their partying will be short-lived. Hopefully they can take an Uber home together and then **** each other in the ass as they do here on ISH.

Says the guy who is afraid to drink.

[SaltyMeatballs]

Hopefully they can take an Uber home together and then **** each other in the ass as they do here on ISH.

I’m sure you’d love to see that you sick bastard