BREAKING NEWS: GloRilla arrested for suspicion of DUI

[Hey Yo]

:roll:

That's worse than calling yourself Jelly Roll.

https://people.com/glorilla-arrested-on-dui-charges-in-georgia-8635522

[Media Moderator]

Had to look her up to see who she is. Riding around in a $175k vehicle with what looks like 50-100k cash. But she's only worth a million tops. She'll be broke and hooking her snatch on the corner before she's 30.

That said, if she was drunk, she did almost everything right. Refused a breathalyzer and FST, refused to admit how many drinks or how exactly when she drank them, didn't resist arrest. She did screw up by admitting she did have a drink earlier though

[BarberSchool]

No hips.
Walleyes.
Wide nose.
No brain.
No thanks.

[1987_Lakers]

Heard her song on the radio once, saw a pic of her later on and was highly disappointed.

[SaltyMeatballs]

https://i.giphy.com/cRNbYm7jLOjm9H8wcP.webp

[BurningHammer]

https://i.giphy.com/cRNbYm7jLOjm9H8wcP.webp

This. Some kind of singer?