If I ran for President, what is the first thing you'd like me to do as President?

[Patrick Chewing]

Serious question. So, in case some of you aren't up to speed on some of my politics, here are a few points:

- Support limited government
- Support closed borders
- Pro-Capitalism (Milton Friedman being one of my heroes)
- Anti-Trans theology
- Pro-Christian/Pro-Israel
- Do NOT like sending foreign aid to foreign countries
- Not a fan of Unions
- Lower taxes and/or abolish the IRS
- Dismantle the FBI and start with a new agency
- Increase in salary of all teachers to a minimum of 75K per year


Just a few off the top of my head. Provided I have a competent Congress that agrees with me, what is the first thing you'd like to see me do or expect me to considering my politics.


Contrary to popular belief, I will not immediately round up all Liberals and Muslims and drop them in the middle of the Atlantic.

[SouBeachTalents]

Select Biden or Kamala as your VP

Implement a trans/woke agenda in schools nationwide

Put jasper/RRR3/Axe/offthecourt into important positions in your cabinet

[White Hammer]

Contrary to popular belief, I will not immediately round up all Liberals and Muslims and drop them in the middle of the Atlantic.

Well you just lost my vote!

[Patrick Chewing]

Well you just lost my vote!

I said not immediately.

[j3lademaster]

How do you even pull this list off with “limited govt”? To thought police anti trans theology you’re going to need big govt to suppress all the free speech.

[Patrick Chewing]

How do you even pull this list off with “limited govt”? To thought police anti trans theology you’re going to need big govt to suppress all the free speech.

You can sway people away from that Trans lunacy without stifling free speech. You definitely start by removing Trans ideology in the classroom. If promoting heterosexuality and porn is not allowed in the classroom, then LGBTQ nonsense shouldn't be allowed either.

[RRR3]

How do you even pull this list off with “limited govt”? To thought police anti trans theology you’re going to need big govt to suppress all the free speech.
How would he pull of funding Israel with “small government”? He has no coherent thoughts.

[Norcaliblunt]

You can’t support limited government and capitalism by closing borders. Lmao.

It literally takes huge government programs, infrastructure, and tax dollars to completely secure borders. And any regulation controlling who a company can hire is government interference with the free market. That’s about as anti capitalist as you can get.

[Patrick Chewing]

How would he pull of funding Israel with “small government”? He has no coherent thoughts.

Learn how to read, fake Jew. I said support Israel, and then I said to stop funding foreign nations. Two totally different things.

Get on my good side when I become President or else.

[Lakers Legend#32]

Of course Poopsie would accomplish none of this.

[SATAN]

OP begging for attention again.

[Jasper]

OP instead of getting in the but from jstern , could you but fvck him ?

[Jasper]

when OP is 70 take away Medicare, medicaid, and SS from him ... lets see how he survives off the million and billionaires that pay 600 bucks a year in taxs.

[SaltyMeatballs]

So you want a limited government but want to increase the teacher salary to 75k? You realize that proposing a minimum salary of $75k for all teachers would require a lot more government spending, correct? You also want the FBI dismantled and want to create a new one which would also require a lot of resources from the government. Not to mention, if you lower taxes and abolish the IRS, the government's revenue decreases which would make it more challenging to give teachers a higher salary and dismantle the FBI. Also how can you be pro-capitalist and want closed borders?? You have too many contradictory ideas. Not a chance in hell you'd win presidency even if you were the last person alive.

[bladefd]

America would cease to exist under President Chewbecca.

[Lakers Legend#32]

Poopsie would never give teachers 75K especially public school teachers.

[Patrick Chewing]

So you want a limited government but want to increase the teacher salary to 75k? You realize that proposing a minimum salary of $75k for all teachers would require a lot more government spending, correct? You also want the FBI dismantled and want to create a new one which would also require a lot of resources from the government. Not to mention, if you lower taxes and abolish the IRS, the government's revenue decreases which would make it more challenging to give teachers a higher salary and dismantle the FBI. Also how can you be pro-capitalist and want closed borders?? You have too many contradictory ideas. Not a chance in hell you'd win presidency even if you were the last person alive.

None of those propositions I made require BIG government. You're just disagreeing to disagree.

[j3lademaster]

Okay so let’s say you abolish the irs. How do we determine how much tax contribution every American makes and how do we police it? Unless you mean you will just create a new irs in its place? But then we just went around in a very expensive circle with a ton of unnecessary spending, which is against the heart of conservatism. Same with abolishing the fbi. Are you going to implement a new bureau in its place? I guess we can do away with taxes altogether, which will just abolish the govt itself since there are no resources for the system to run on. Roads, military, police and scariest of all, the court system will become privatized and then what’s going to happen to small businesses?

[Lakers Legend#32]

"Not A Fan Of Unions" is a legislation?

[Jasper]

if I was president , I would not need to hold a cup with two hands like patsy does.

[Gohan]

Free all the innocent blacks in jail and give all blacks 10000 every 3 months in stimulus

[Patrick Chewing]

Free all the innocent blacks in jail and give all blacks 10000 every 3 months in stimulus

I do enjoy and prefer the company of Black women. I'll consider it. I might keep the brothers in jail and free the hoodrats.

[Axe]

Maybe allow muslims and chinese to become mayors of several red states.

Edit: oh, never mind about muslims.


Select Biden or Kamala as your VP

Implement a trans/woke agenda in schools nationwide

Put jasper/RRR3/Axe/offthecourt into important positions in your cabinet
:applause:

[Jasper]

I do enjoy and prefer the company of Black women. I'll consider it. I might keep the brothers in jail and free the hoodrats.

guess your kind doesn't like you either

[Media Moderator]

Please stop incentivizing people without at least a high school diploma or a criminal record to have babies. Incentivize those couples with an education or high income to have more babies. Have the federal government cover child support payments of men with high IQ, income or a special skill/degree which indicates a high level of intelligence and motivation.

This would actually benefit society more in the long run than any climate change policies

[Media Moderator]

America would cease to exist under President Chewbecca.

Polls have most people saying the US will collapse or break apart between 2030-2050 than any time afterwards. In other words, sooner than later. The United States is no longer "united" and I don't see any reason on how it will get better

[Lakers Legend#32]

I do enjoy and prefer the company of Black women.

Poopsie lies again in a pathetic attempt to show he is not racist.