Why does China have exclusive rights to the panda?

[Patrick Chewing]

And how can we change this? I’m not a fan of having something on loan from China. Why can’t the United States have panda bears? Our own panda bears. American panda bears.

Did ya’ll know we don’t have our own panda bears? China has the panda bear market cornered. Those are Communist pandas.

[highwhey]

OP has the obesity market cornered.

[jstern]

I was watching some panda bear videos on YouTube, about a year ago, and they completely reminded me of Axe. It's nonstop eating. They literally have to eat like 14 hours a day, and sleep the rest. (Axe doesn't sleep though, has to be on ISH).


https://youtu.be/Tish3KkNnLc

And the funny thing is that the avatar of one of highwhey's oldest alts is that of two panda bears having sex. It all connects.

[Axe]

^^Here comes this autistic piece of shit trying to bring me up again in another thread. Rent free, asshole. :hammerhead::facepalm

[Patrick Chewing]

OP has the obesity market cornered.

You have to grow up at some point, amigo.

It should concern everyone that we’re not allowed to grow our own pandas. American pandas. Big, beautiful American pandas. The best pandas.