I almost only match with women over 40 on Tinder

[90sgoat]

Don't get me wrong, I am actually quite positively surprised, there's at least a handful of attractive women (in my opinion) I match with every week, but they're almost all over 40.

There are some under 40 and those make it worth it, but the vast majority are 40+ and even though some of them are in shape and good looking it is kind of weird. I'd bang and cuddle, but I'd like to spread my seed, at least in theory. I can't only deposit my loads in indonesian prostitutes.

It's either that most women in their 30s are busy raising kids before getting divorced or otherwise the women in breeding age don't want my seed.

I don't have good pictures and wrote a 2 sentence bio, so I'm actually quite surprised there are any matches at all, not to mention actual attractive women. Feels good or feels bad? I'm unsure.

[Patrick Chewing]

You and me are in the same boat. I’m trying to spread my seed too but all I keep finding are old cat ladies in their 40’s who can no longer bear children for me. The younger ones that message me are all fugly as hell. And if you have wrinkles in your forehead already, it’s a hard pass dawg.

[highwhey]

You and me are in the same boat. I’m trying to spread my seed too but all I keep finding are old cat ladies in their 40’s who can no longer bear children for me. The younger ones that message me are all fugly as hell. And if you have wrinkles in your forehead already, it’s a hard pass dawg.

highly doubt that big dawg, it would have to be a very massive boat for you to fit in.

[Axe]

highly doubt that big dawg, it would have to be a very massive boat for you to fit in.
:milton

[Patrick Chewing]

highly doubt that big dawg, it would have to be a very massive boat for you to fit in.

I wonder how many women you’ve suffocated with your giant belly when you get on top of them.

[highwhey]

I wonder how many women you’ve suffocated with your giant belly when you get on top of them.

less than you

[Patrick Chewing]

less than you

So you haven’t been with many women? I’m sorry to hear that.

[Lakers Legend#32]

You and me are in the same boat. I’m trying to spread my seed too but all I keep finding are old cat ladies in their 40’s who can no longer bear children for me. The younger ones that message me are all fugly as hell. And if you have wrinkles in your forehead already, it’s a hard pass dawg.

Poopsie criticizing 40 something women who are younger than him.

[highwhey]

So you haven’t been with many women? I’m sorry to hear that.

the women you lay with are so extremely obese that they each count as 3 or even 4 regular human beings.

[Lakers Legend#32]

I’m trying to spread my seed too but all I keep finding are old cat ladies in their 40’s who can no longer bear children for me.

"Spreading my seed?"

Yeah this sounds like a guy who takes fatherhood seriously.

Just remain a childless cat lady, Poopsie. It's the only thing you are good at.

[ArbitraryWater]

the women you lay with are so extremely obese that they each count as 3 or even 4 regular human beings.


You should have used "bodies" here, that would have been the proper punch :lol

[Patrick Chewing]

the women you lay with are so extremely obese that they each count as 3 or even 4 regular human beings.

I don't lay with the women in your family.

[Off the Court]

:roll:

[90sgoat]

"Spreading my seed?"

Yeah this sounds like a guy who takes fatherhood seriously.


That's racist.