Pick 2 who will defend you, the rest are coming to kill you

[2qr3]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dq2U_nAWoAAjLG0.jpg:large

As I see it, this is a bit perplexing and challenging, because at the end of the day, no combination is entirely flawless. However, I find myself gravitating toward the wolves and the 10,000 rats.

Edit: I didn’t even notice the human. For the sake of this thread, let’s just ignore him.

[highwhey]

I'll pick two humans armed with these

https://images02.military.com/sites/default/files/styles/full/public/media/equipment/weapons/m134-gau-17-gatling-gun/2014/02/gau-17-gatling-gun-010.jpg

next question

[diamenz]

I'll pick two humans armed with these

https://images02.military.com/sites/default/files/styles/full/public/media/equipment/weapons/m134-gau-17-gatling-gun/2014/02/gau-17-gatling-gun-010.jpg

next question

that's a damn minigun!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RbL4PwTDsQ

[diamenz]

i'll take the three bears and fifteen wolves.

...or five gorillas and fifteen wolves.

[SouBeachTalents]

I'd choose the guy with the gun and the lions.

[highwhey]

that's a damn minigun!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RbL4PwTDsQ

i would take a terminator, good call

[DJMcDonald]

This is pretty straight forward and easy.

You have to pick the guy with the gun otherwise he kills you easily. Partner him up with the hawks as they have the most speed and can distract well to give your guy with the gun more time to get a shot off. Unless we're given a generous amount of space however we die pretty fast, the speed of the animals coming at you are insane.

If we're excluding the guy with the gun, the hawks and rats are your best form of defense. Their ability to distract will buy you the most time before you're inevitably eaten alive by a bear after being flipped by a bull

[Lakers Legend#32]

I'll pick two humans armed with these

https://images02.military.com/sites/default/files/styles/full/public/media/equipment/weapons/m134-gau-17-gatling-gun/2014/02/gau-17-gatling-gun-010.jpg

next question

Poopsie has a teeny peeny.

[diamenz]

you all underestimate the pack of wolves man. coupled with either gorillas or bears they can tear shit up and at the same time stay alive the longest.

[jstern]

I'm going to have to agree with Axe on this one. Think about it. How are all of those big animals going to stop 10,000 rats coming at them? There's just too many pecking at them.

And if you don't choose the rats, how are all of those animals going to stop hundreds, if not thousands of them from getting to you. The lions, bears, wolves, they have to bite them to kill them. Each kill taking up a few seconds, as they get bitten by hundreds of other rats. For every rat that they grab, 100 go through to you. And eventually the big animals are going to get fatigue from trying to kill all of those rats..

So I agree with Axe. Except that I would also take the birds over the wolves. Every attack from the bird is a harassing, potentially painful distraction.

[Axe]

^^Damage control. This autistic moron really thinks i'm anyone else. Foh. :roll:

[90sgoat]

Bears and crocs and I sit on an island with the guy with the gun having to come swim across the water.

Bears and eagles work too. If those eagles actually attack, they can take out anyone except the crocs and the grizzlies can deal with the crocs.

[AlternativeAcc.]

I mean, just the sheer number of eagles would easily kill you with only 1 shooter protecting you. There's no protecting you from 50 eagles coming at you at insane speeds and crushing your skull.

So the shooter and birds is the only viable choice.

[iamgine]

Well what's the scenario here. Can you access a house? In that case the birds/wolves/crocs can't harm you. Is there a tree to climb? In that case the buffalo/lions can't hurt you.



In any case you have to take the 10k rats simply because none of the others can defend you from that.

[AlternativeAcc.]

Well what's the scenario here. Can you access a house? In that case the birds/wolves/crocs can't harm you. Is there a tree to climb? In that case the buffalo/lions can't hurt you.



In any case you have to take the 10k rats simply because none of the others can defend you from that.

I would definitely be able to outrun 10k rats. No way I'm going out like that.

[iamgine]

I dunno about that. People tend to stumble when they panic run.

[AlternativeAcc.]

I dunno about that. People tend to stumble when they panic run.

According to Google they have a top speed of like 7mph and can't run long distances.

They have no chance in the open field

[DJMcDonald]

Well what's the scenario here. Can you access a house? In that case the birds/wolves/crocs can't harm you. Is there a tree to climb? In that case the buffalo/lions can't hurt you.



In any case you have to take the 10k rats simply because none of the others can defend you from that.

You're dying by a bull or bear before you even knew the rats were there. The rats are distractions on defense, useless on offense.

[iamgine]

I wouldn't chance it since you could easily stumble. Not to mention there are a few other animals chasing you as well in an open field.

[iamgine]

You're dying by a bull or bear before you even knew the rats were there. The rats are distractions on defense, useless on offense.

Depends on scenario. Are there hiding places? Bulls can't find you if you hide.

[1987_Lakers]

If I'm in the middle of the jungle, give me 10k rats and 50 eagles.

That's a shit ton of distraction to throw at those animals while you run away.

[DJMcDonald]

Depends on scenario. Are there hiding places? Bulls can't find you if you hide.

Yes they can, they will sniff you out.

[DJMcDonald]

https://youtu.be/UuVFlCQBZ1A?si=z1xeR_37fqaE7QmM

[DJMcDonald]

https://youtu.be/898o02yjB6M?si=Ebz32cy2xTptAaHV

[DJMcDonald]

https://youtu.be/4BFmfV0ZrLQ?si=Pr0-iAEJ_rhQMTER

[Patrick Chewing]

Wolves and Lions

[iamgine]

Yes they can, they will sniff you out.

They also can't climb

[DJMcDonald]

Wolves and Lions

Probably the worst combination. Won't survive if you had only the bears and bulls hunting you.


They also can't climb

I have a bulls specialist right next to me and he tells me they can. You're wrong.

[ArbitraryWater]

Well, you have to take the sniper. Otherwise youre dead.

If you keep him out this would be more interesting.

[Patrick Chewing]

Probably the worst combination. Won't survive if you had only the bears and bulls hunting you.

A pack of wolves and certainly a pack of lions can torment and dissuade any predator.

[highwhey]

I have a bulls specialist right next to me and he tells me they can. You're wrong.

:oldlol:

[DJMcDonald]

A pack of wolves and certainly a pack of lions can torment and dissuade any predator.


https://youtu.be/ysNa_YQFwiM?si=JI09dbDJH2jEjqvr

Lions simply don't have the right tools for the fight. Even with a numbers advantage, they'd be doing a lot more running rather then fighting, otherwise they won't survive very long. Think about the size difference from an asiatic black vs. A coastal Grizz. They evolved to effortlessly tossing around boulders and logs a lion would view as an immovable object. There's reports of them decapitating moose with one swipe and sending the head several yards away. A lion can't do shit.

Also the bull counters the wolf significantly. A wolf's game is to surround and harass over time, picking at defenses before ultimately setting up for a kill. It would take hours for a pack of 6 to kill one bull, they have an extremely high pain tolerance. Not to mention their horns are a perfect weapon when surrounded, can easily pick off a few when they go in to harass. Lastly, a wolf head on can't do anything to a charging bull but get out of the way.

[gbaLL]

https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_crop,w_3600,h_2025,x_0,y_256/c_fill,w_720,ar_16:9,f_auto,q_auto,g_auto/images/ImagnImages/mmsport/tigers_baseball_report/01j5bsxw39je5hh351px.jpg

[j3lademaster]

3 bears and 10 crocs and build a moat.

[jstern]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdOjUKyptAw

[tpols]

Well, you have to take the sniper. Otherwise youre dead.

If you keep him out this would be more interesting.

I thought that too but if you have 50 Hawks swooping @ the guy they could peck his eyes out real quick. And the rats could provide a distraction.

A couple lions and wolves aren't going to be able to kill 10,000 rats, a bunch of crocodiles, gorrillas, Buffalo, and bears all at once etc. There's no fight here, only flight.

[ILLsmak]

I started to think about this... then I was like... why.

-Smak

[warriorfan]

This thread :lol :roll:


Fine i’ll bite.


It looks like the guy has a shotgun. How much ammo does he have? Is he good?

Can you have a shotgun too?


Can we have a period of time to train the gorillas for combat before the showdown?


If we had some trained gorillas like the movie congo but more obedient, and me and another with shotguns. Everyone is still going to die. But that’s how we are going out.

Maybe if we found a cave or a small pass and we could funnel them all into we could make it. Or get some higher ground once the birds are gone for the most part.

The rats are kinda a problem, maybe the gorillas can do some donkey kong style somersault roll and smash them all

[Wally450]

I think I'd choose the rats and the gorilla. 10,000 rats looking to kill? C'mon now.

[Doomsday Dallas]

All I know is I don't want 5 Silverback Gorillas trying to kill me.


Do you want to arm each Silverback with 10 Eagles or 3 Wolves to fight what is left?

The eagles would probably be the best way to distract the human, Bears, and Lions long enough for the Silverbacks to destroy them... but those wolves would still be tough to get past.


Seems like an unfair fight... need to pick 3.

Gorillas with Eagles & Wolves.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl1MTGopbwE

[tpols]

Gorilla's may have huge muscles but they're literally herbivores lol... they aren't experienced killers @ all.

[Patrick Chewing]

Yeah Gorillas are not like King Kong.

You want an animal that will rip and shred and have the speed and stamina to keep going for long distances and long periods of time. That’s why the lion and the wolf is the correct answer.

[warriorfan]

Gorilla's may have huge muscles but they're literally herbivores lol... they aren't experienced killers @ all.

That’s why I said I need some time to train them :roll:


If you and the guy had shotguns. You could both unload the whole tube and it would be over 12 rounds of buckshot. You could kill or incapacitate a majority of the different groups with a volley like that. Then have the Gorillas trained to stand guard while you guys reload for another volley.

[DJMcDonald]

All I know is I don't want 5 Silverback Gorillas trying to kill me.


Do you want to arm each Silverback with 10 Eagles or 3 Wolves to fight what is left?

The eagles would probably be the best way to distract the human, Bears, and Lions long enough for the Silverbacks to destroy them... but those wolves would still be tough to get past.


Seems like an unfair fight... need to pick 3.

Gorillas with Eagles & Wolves.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl1MTGopbwE

:roll:

In no scenario does a Silverback ever kill a Grizz, not even close. They don't have the tools to survive or deal damage. 3 grizzlies destroy even 10 silverbacks. The gorilla's best tool is their intelligence, and they will use that intelligence to run away and survive another day.


https://youtu.be/OloflbzNeMs?si=sRgPURnPcReMGbK5

People are picking wolves over these specimens:roll:

[jstern]

I wonder what combination MrFonzworth would choose to defend him.


This thread :lol :roll:


Fine i’ll bite.


It looks like the guy has a shotgun. How much ammo does he have? Is he good?

Can you have a shotgun too?


Can we have a period of time to train the gorillas for combat before the showdown?


If we had some trained gorillas like the movie congo but more obedient, and me and another with shotguns. Everyone is still going to die. But that’s how we are going out.

Maybe if we found a cave or a small pass and we could funnel them all into we could make it. Or get some higher ground once the birds are gone for the most part.

The rats are kinda a problem, maybe the gorillas can do some donkey kong style somersault roll and smash them all

Probably. Look at that kick.


https://youtu.be/bU7tAZ4TWcw

[AlternativeAcc.]

I think I'd choose the rats and the gorilla. 10,000 rats looking to kill? C'mon now.

How are 10k rats gonna protect you from 50 Eagles or Hawks (idk what the **** that bird that is)

Rats and crocs are the only ones you can easily run away from.

If you don't pick the birds to protect you, you die no matter what. It's that simple

[warriorfan]

:roll:

In no scenario does a Silverback ever kill a Grizz, not even close. They don't have the tools to survive or deal damage. 3 grizzlies destroy even 10 silverbacks. The gorilla's best tool is their intelligence, and they will use that intelligence to run away and survive another day.


https://youtu.be/OloflbzNeMs?si=sRgPURnPcReMGbK5

People are picking wolves over these specimens:roll:

The grizzlies are the most savage but their few numbers will make them susceptible to the shotgun. He should be able to take out 2 and probably 3 by the time they get close.


I wonder what combination MrFonzworth would choose to defend him.



Probably. Look at that kick.


https://youtu.be/bU7tAZ4TWcw

Hell yeah. Get the gorillas brushed up on some brazilian jiu jitsu. Imagine that chimp kicking an eagle out of the air though :lol

[iamgine]

How are 10k rats gonna protect you from 50 Eagles or Hawks (idk what the **** that bird that is)

Rats and crocs are the only ones you can easily run away from.

If you don't pick the birds to protect you, you die no matter what. It's that simple

That seems like a black kite.

Anyways, the birds can't kill you quick. They also need to get to the ground to attack you. If you're surrounded by 10k rats defending you, the birds would be quickly overwhelmed anytime they get to the ground level.

[ArbitraryWater]

:roll:

In no scenario does a Silverback ever kill a Grizz, not even close. They don't have the tools to survive or deal damage. 3 grizzlies destroy even 10 silverbacks. The gorilla's best tool is their intelligence, and they will use that intelligence to run away and survive another day.


https://youtu.be/OloflbzNeMs?si=sRgPURnPcReMGbK5

People are picking wolves over these specimens:roll:


lol hell no

[DJMcDonald]

lol hell no

Oh, yikes, you just exposed your deficient knowledge in the animal kingdom marketplace of ideas, I cant fathom how embarrassed you must feel right now. Kodiak males weigh around 1000 lbs, gorillas around 400. Not only are silverbacks a fraction of the size, but they also have wasted weight in their gut, whereas the bear puts every bit of their weight to good use. The only real footage we have of gorillas in combat is with each other and other apes, and let's be honest: it's not impressive, and can't hold up to a bear. Kodiaks are much stronger and spar with each other for longer, so they have far more stamina while being more durable. The paw swipes they absorb from each other are the same ones that decapitate wolves and moose. Their thick coats allows them to withstand severe attacks, the silverbacks don't have this and will fold almost immediately. They're also herbivores, and don't rely on fighting to eat, while Bears have much better combat instincts. They evolved to kill bigger animals, and animals that surround them. A few silverbacks getting the jump on a Kodiak and surrounding him would be just another day in the office for the bear.

But go ahead, tell me how great those little herbivores are.

[90sgoat]

Silverbacks don't stand a chance against a bear. Not 10 of them.

Grizzly bears are the scariest mofos on the planet except Orcas.

I think grizzlies even take out polar bears, because grizzlies actually fight and a much more robust.

[ArbitraryWater]

Oh, yikes, you just exposed your deficient knowledge in the animal kingdom marketplace of ideas, I cant fathom how embarrassed you must feel right now. Kodiak males weigh around 1000 lbs, gorillas around 400. Not only are silverbacks a fraction of the size, but they also have wasted weight in their gut, whereas the bear puts every bit of their weight to good use. The only real footage we have of gorillas in combat is with each other and other apes, and let's be honest: it's not impressive, and can't hold up to a bear. Kodiaks are much stronger and spar with each other for longer, so they have far more stamina while being more durable. The paw swipes they absorb from each other are the same ones that decapitate wolves and moose. Their thick coats allows them to withstand severe attacks, the silverbacks don't have this and will fold almost immediately. They're also herbivores, and don't rely on fighting to eat, while Bears have much better combat instincts. They evolved to kill bigger animals, and animals that surround them. A few silverbacks getting the jump on a Kodiak and surrounding him would be just another day in the office for the bear.

But go ahead, tell me how great those little herbivores are.


I agree that bears are stronger, but to say 3 bears would destroy 10 gorillas seems goofy.

[highwhey]

i want to choose the guy but i need to know who he's voting for before i do.

[warriorfan]

How long will it be until some saudi guys set something like this up for PPV

[Patrick Chewing]

If you're not choosing a big cat as one of your defenders, you're going to die.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doyCLhwZkyY

[DJMcDonald]

Silverbacks don't stand a chance against a bear. Not 10 of them.

Grizzly bears are the scariest mofos on the planet except Orcas.

I think grizzlies even take out polar bears, because grizzlies actually fight and a much more robust.

Kodiaks actually get larger than polar bears, with the largest kodiak being 14 feet tall and 2500 lbs. The largest polar bear was 12 feet tall and 2200 lbs.

Kodiaks stomp all land mammals except for elephants, rhinos, hippos, and giraffes.

[highwhey]

Kodiaks actually get larger than polar bears, with the largest kodiak being 14 feet tall and 2500 lbs. The largest polar bear was 12 feet tall and 2200 lbs.

Kodiaks stomp all land mammals except for elephants, rhinos, hippos, and giraffes.

damn! that's almost as heavy as fatrick

[DJMcDonald]

If you're not choosing a big cat as one of your defenders, you're going to die.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doyCLhwZkyY

You're dead with any combination, but the fastest death would be what you picked, the cats and dogs. These are the 2 worst defenders.

[Patrick Chewing]

You're dead with any combination, but the fastest death would be what you picked, the cats and dogs. These are the 2 worst defenders.

I don't think you're as well versed and educated on the animal kingdom as am I. Wolves usually set a perimeter around their prey and they also set a perimeter around their den, so my wolves would obviously set up a perimeter around me in kind of like a zone defense. Some zone defenses are impenetrable. The cats are what awaits you if you break that perimeter. With their speed, there is no evading the cats, and if you do manage to turn back around to run away from the cats, the wolves are waiting there for you. Just a deadly combination.

Big lumbering bears would get tired often. And Bulls? C'mon, let's get real. Rats? Rats?? Let me show you a video about how you effectively treat the rat problem....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN_InDuxexc

Two lapdogs took care of all those rats. Now imagine a pack of wolves. Giant wolves that are five times the size in reality to those dogs in the video.


Wolves and cats. The Dynamic Duo.

[DJMcDonald]

I don't think you're as well versed and educated on the animal kingdom as am I. Wolves usually set a perimeter around their prey and they also set a perimeter around their den, so my wolves would obviously set up a perimeter around me in kind of like a zone defense. Some zone defenses are impenetrable. The cats are what awaits you if you break that perimeter. With their speed, there is no evading the cats, and if you do manage to turn back around to run away from the cats, the wolves are waiting there for you. Just a deadly combination.

Big lumbering bears would get tired often. And Bulls? C'mon, let's get real. Rats? Rats?? Let me show you a video about how you effectively treat the rat problem....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN_InDuxexc

Two lapdogs took care of all those rats. Now imagine a pack of wolves. Giant wolves that are five times the size in reality to those dogs in the video.


Wolves and cats. The Dynamic Duo.

It is clear I intellectually lapped you decades ago when it comes to the animal kingdom. I feel embarrassed for your loved ones, do they know that you would select the cats and dogs in this scenario? Or do you hide this daunting secret for the sake of your bonds, because I can't see how anyone close to you can sleep calmly at night knowing that, gun to your head, you would make these selections.

Wolves would secure the perimeter? I appreciate you trying to combat my expertise, as I havent enjoyed this much a laugh in years, maybe try a little harder to mask your ignorance on this topic. 15 wolves couldn't stop a couple bulls from going wherever they pleased, and it would take several minutes for them to inflict any sort of notable damage. You're leaving 6 other bulls and the bears for the cats, and trust me on this, it wouldn't be pretty. At least a silverback would be able to prolong a battle with a bear due to their intelligence, but a lion or tiger will sustain mortal injuries very quickly, even if they had a 2 to 1 numbers advantage. This isn't close, bulls and bears shit stomp ten times out of ten.

[Patrick Chewing]

It is clear I intellectually lapped you decades ago when it comes to the animal kingdom. I feel embarrassed for your loved ones, do they know that you would select the cats and dogs in this scenario? Or do you hide this daunting secret for the sake of your bonds, because I can't see how anyone close to you can sleep calmly at night knowing that, gun to your head, you would make these selections.

Wolves would secure the perimeter? I appreciate you trying to combat my expertise, as I havent enjoyed this much a laugh in years, maybe try a little harder to mask your ignorance on this topic. 15 wolves couldn't stop a couple bulls from going wherever they pleased, and it would take several minutes for them to inflict any sort of notable damage. You're leaving 6 other bulls and the bears for the cats, and trust me on this, it wouldn't be pretty. At least a silverback would be able to prolong a battle with a bear due to their intelligence, but a lion or tiger will sustain mortal injuries very quickly, even if they had a 2 to 1 numbers advantage. This isn't close, bulls and bears shit stomp ten times out of ten.

Yawn.

Come out, come out whoever you are. Quit posting under this alt.

[ArbitraryWater]

Yawn.

Come out, come out whoever you are. Quit posting under this alt.


Fonzworth

[Patrick Chewing]

Fonzworth

Figures

[Nowoco]

Assuming this is on open ground, there's no chance you aren't dying. If you don't take the shooter, you're dead. If you don't take the 10k rats, there's no defense for them. Same with the Eagles, if you don't take them, you're defenseless against them. All the other animals are irrelevant.

[DJMcDonald]

Yawn.

Come out, come out whoever you are. Quit posting under this alt.

Yea, you got bodied.

[90sgoat]

Why you all nigguhs posting under alts? Just be loons in your own account. Everyone who reads this forum is acutely aware that you're all severely mentally ill, particularly the Lebron fans.

[highwhey]

Yea, you got bodied.

i concur

[Patrick Chewing]

Why you all nigguhs posting under alts? Just be loons in your own account. Everyone who reads this forum is acutely aware that you're all severely mentally ill, particularly the Lebron fans.

I bet you there’s probably like around 12 actual people that post on this board. And they all have alts with highweight and RRR3 having a bulk of those alts.

[RRR3]

I bet you there’s probably like around 12 actual people that post on this board. And they all have alts with highweight and RRR3 having a bulk of those alts.
You quite literally have 2 alts you've admitted to and multiple others that sure seem to be you

[highwhey]

I bet you there’s probably like around 12 actual people that post on this board. And they all have alts with highweight and RRR3 having a bulk of those alts.

you take up the space of 12 people, your fatass is the sole reason why Jeff spends so much on server space

[SATAN]

Why you all nigguhs posting under alts? Just be loons in your own account. Everyone who reads this forum is acutely aware that you're all severely mentally ill, particularly the Lebron fans.

Blocked.

[highwhey]

https://scontent-phx1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/456901861_981043777365927_8328722032865388872_n.jp g?_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=aa7b47&_nc_ohc=BZrlazHiU-0Q7kNvgGJKT2S&_nc_ht=scontent-phx1-1.xx&oh=00_AYCwv6xMnjSm3P_fvGkjemBEmpbZmgi-c8WRnuY6rmmOyQ&oe=66D2DFC9

[DJMcDonald]

It is clear I intellectually lapped you decades ago when it comes to the animal kingdom. I feel embarrassed for your loved ones, do they know that you would select the cats and dogs in this scenario? Or do you hide this daunting secret for the sake of your bonds, because I can't see how anyone close to you can sleep calmly at night knowing that, gun to your head, you would make these selections.

Wolves would secure the perimeter? I appreciate you trying to combat my expertise, as I havent enjoyed this much a laugh in years, maybe try a little harder to mask your ignorance on this topic. 15 wolves couldn't stop a couple bulls from going wherever they pleased, and it would take several minutes for them to inflict any sort of notable damage. You're leaving 6 other bulls and the bears for the cats, and trust me on this, it wouldn't be pretty. At least a silverback would be able to prolong a battle with a bear due to their intelligence, but a lion or tiger will sustain mortal injuries very quickly, even if they had a 2 to 1 numbers advantage. This isn't close, bulls and bears shit stomp ten times out of ten.

Damn this was brutal.

[2qr3]

Wow, I completely forgot about this thread! :lol I haven't logged on since.

[highwhey]

you take up the space of 12 people, your fatass is the sole reason why Jeff spends so much on server space

Damn this was brutal.

[DJMcDonald]

Blocked.

Damn this was brutal.

[Chick Stern]

I want Hippos

[2qr3]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/W57TrMYwC3o

17% of Americans, believe they could successfully defeat a chimpanzee in hand to hand combat. It's safe to assume that this entire 17% is made up of men, which would suggest that 34% of men hold the belief that they could overpower a chimpanzee in such a physical confrontation.

[iamgine]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/W57TrMYwC3o

17% of Americans, believe they could successfully defeat a chimpanzee in hand to hand combat. It's safe to assume that this entire 17% is made up of men, which would suggest that 34% of men hold the belief that they could overpower a chimpanzee in such a physical confrontation.

I don't blame them. Chimpanzee doesn't look like much.

https://www.sapiens.org/app/uploads/2018/11/01a_Person-and-Chimpanzee-at-Rehabilitation-Center-1024x683.jpg

[Patrick Chewing]

I want Hippos

Axe and Highweight will gladly oblige

[Axe]

Me and PistolPete will gladly oblige
Ftfy dumbass.

[Patrick Chewing]

Fat Axe/Highweight just pathetically hovering over this board ready to post whenever his name is mentioned. Get a life, loser.

[Axe]

^^Fukk you asshole. I seriously hope one of your main blood vessels would rupture so bad that you'd become bedridden forever. You are still mad at others even tho your orange daddy has sat again already. :facepalm

[Patrick Chewing]

^^Fukk you asshole. I seriously hope one of your main blood vessels would rupture so bad that you'd become bedridden forever. You are still mad at others even tho your orange daddy has sat again already. :facepalm

:roll:


With that exceptional command of the English language you have, you might actually be Lebron23 or Jasper. Definitely retarded.

[jstern]

:roll:


With that exceptional command of the English language you have, you might actually be Lebron23 or Jasper. Definitely retarded.

The reason for this is because in Japan verbs emphasize the result or state of an action, rather than the action itself. So if we use Google translate, "Daddy Is sitting (https://translate.google.com/?sl=auto&tl=ja&text=Is%20sitting&op=translate)" is spelled, "座っている" and "Has sit (https://translate.google.com/?sl=auto&tl=ja&text=Has%20sit&op=translate)" is spelled exactly the same, 座っている.

This makes me a little more confident that Axe and highwhey are not the same person.

[Axe]

:blah

Autistic.


:roll:


With that exceptional command of the English language you have, you might actually be Lebron23 or Jasper. Definitely retarded.
Meltdown. I'm neither. Anyway, you're still a low iq jewelry store clerk with sheer weight who's a huge racist and a stupid fan of cancel culture.

[MrFonzworth]

It is clear I intellectually lapped you decades ago when it comes to the animal kingdom. I feel embarrassed for your loved ones, do they know that you would select the cats and dogs in this scenario? Or do you hide this daunting secret for the sake of your bonds, because I can't see how anyone close to you can sleep calmly at night knowing that, gun to your head, you would make these selections.

Wolves would secure the perimeter? I appreciate you trying to combat my expertise, as I havent enjoyed this much a laugh in years, maybe try a little harder to mask your ignorance on this topic. 15 wolves couldn't stop a couple bulls from going wherever they pleased, and it would take several minutes for them to inflict any sort of notable damage. You're leaving 6 other bulls and the bears for the cats, and trust me on this, it wouldn't be pretty. At least a silverback would be able to prolong a battle with a bear due to their intelligence, but a lion or tiger will sustain mortal injuries very quickly, even if they had a 2 to 1 numbers advantage. This isn't close, bulls and bears shit stomp ten times out of ten.

:yaohappy:

[jstern]

https://youtu.be/O5DrnKq7hG4

At 4:08 the one male lion turns his back to laydown with his prize, and couldn't care less about the pack of hyenas wanting to attack him.

It shows the power of one male lion.

Having said that, he can't just simply, quickly kill them all to protect you. Just getting one took some effort, energy, and time.

[Patrick Chewing]

I think I am very much like the Lion. When the hyenas of ISH (highweight, blade, Axe, RRR3, Off the Court) start their shenanigans, I quickly remind them who is the King of the Jungle and watch as they scatter away. I mean, blade is MIA and quite possibly wheeled himself off a cliff. I'm the King of the Jungle. The King of Insidehoops.com.

[Axe]

:blah
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