There's a filipina woman that wants me to donate sperm to her

[90sgoat]

I signed up on one of those asian dating sites for the fun of it and I got a lot of messages, which was cool, but then this.

I think this is a scam or some cuck dude that gets off on having his wife get done by others, but what do you think:


Hello I'm [redacted]. I'm looking for a sperm donor. We can do it naturally and we will do the necessary health check like HIV test before we contact. If you are interested just let me know. Thanks

In her profile she mentions looking for blue eyed guys. She isn't attractive, but I would probably do it if it was for real and I was in the neighborhood.

[ArbitraryWater]

Filipinas are crazy about white guys so it could be real, but just remember youll live with this.

Youll have a kid out there just because you were horny.

Ask yourself how much that punani is worth to you vs. the cost of a someone growing up without a dad lol.

[highwhey]

lmaooo

I literally have more friends than I know what to do with. Tbh being popular is low key exhausting. Maintaining relationships takes a lot of work.

[90sgoat]

Filipinas are crazy about white guys so it could be real, but just remember youll live with this.

Youll have a kid out there just because you were horny.

Ask yourself how much that punani is worth to you vs. the cost of a someone growing up without a dad lol.

I'm actually not that horny anymore, I'm getting old.

I do have a desire to father children.

If I did it, I'd want to stay in touch.

[Patrick Chewing]

She might be related to Louie. If you do have children, they might end up not being very tall.

[90sgoat]

She might be related to Louie. If you do have children, they might end up not being very tall.

As long as they have a jump shot.

[Patrick Chewing]

As long as they have a jump shot.


You might have the next Stephen Curry of the Philippines!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmiZe5YQSEg

[Lakers Legend#32]

This would be Poopsie's only way of having children.

No wait, she wants a white dude, not a fat Latino trying to pass himself off as white.

[AlternativeAcc.]

I'm actually not that horny anymore, I'm getting old.

I do have a desire to father children.

If I did it, I'd want to stay in touch.

:roll:

Bro just find a ****ing gf. You want to impregnate some random chick and stay in touch while she mothers your child? That's absurd brother. Just start talking to women in real life, dating sites are trash

[90sgoat]

:lol

[rawimpact]

Is she 4'2, bald and in love with lebron & iverson?

[90sgoat]

Is she 4'2, bald and in love with lebron & iverson?

She's 5'2, 100lbs and short haired.

[Patrick Chewing]

She's 5'2, 100lbs and short haired.

Hmm that's too tall to be related to Louie.

[Lakers Legend#32]

Hmm that's too tall to be related to Louie.

And you would know intimately.

[highwhey]

Is she 4'2, bald and in love with lebron & iverson?

:oldlol:

fatrick was catfished by louie using this same strategy, don't fall for it OP

[DJMcDonald]

:oldlol:

fatrick was catfished by louie using this same strategy, don't fall for it OP

:roll:

[Axe]

:oldlol:

fatrick was catfished by louie using this same strategy, don't fall for it OP
:milton

[90sgoat]

Hmm that's too tall to be related to Louie.

I mean there are asian guys who are into these cuck fetishes too, I read from them on Xhamster.

[jstern]

She's 5'2, 100lbs and short haired.

Can you ask her if she's willing to consider an overweight, obese Japanese boy who loves airplanes and airplane crashes.

[90sgoat]

Can you ask her if she's willing to consider an overweight, obese Japanese boy who loves airplanes and airplane crashes.

If you have blue eyes then sure, but she specified blue eyes.

I think you'd have better luck somewhere similarly autistic like Finland or Germany.

[highwhey]

Can you ask her if she's willing to consider an overweight, obese Japanese boy who loves airplanes and airplane crashes.

jstern tryna spit game. good for you bro, i always thought you were a homosexual - no offense.

[jstern]

jstern tryna spit game. good for you bro, i always thought you were a homosexual - no offense.

I am trying to get you laid.

[Axe]

:blah
Meltdown.

https://www.autismspeaks.org/sites/default/files/styles/wysiwyg_small_width/public/Autism_Speaks_VerticalDS_Full_RGB_150dpi%20%281%29 .png?itok=PjWDnAPa

[jstern]

Meltdown.

https://www.autismspeaks.org/sites/default/files/styles/wysiwyg_small_width/public/Autism_Speaks_VerticalDS_Full_RGB_150dpi%20%281%29 .png?itok=PjWDnAPa

I was trying to help you out. Here, for you to enjoy.


https://youtu.be/R3xnXYBdTTY

[Axe]

:blah

Adderall overdose & shortage = severe autism

[90sgoat]

This is like being in a special ed class.

[Patrick Chewing]

Axe, highweight, Satan, and RRR3 are all special Ed.

However, only two would show up to the classroom cause Axe is highweight and RRR3 is Satan. And he’s also the Satan user here on ISH.

[RRR3]

Axe, highweight, Satan, and RRR3 are all special Ed.

However, only two would show up to the classroom cause Axe is highweight and RRR3 is Satan. And he’s also the poster Satan.
That would mean only one person would show up, not two. You're so dumb it's unreal, you can't even count to two :roll:

[Patrick Chewing]

That would mean only one person would show up, not two. You're so dumb it's unreal, you can't even count to two :roll:

Read it again you dumb fvck

[Axe]

Axe, highweight, Satan, and RRR3 are all special Ed.

However, only two would show up to the classroom cause Axe is highweight and RRR3 is Satan. And he’s also the Satan user here on ISH.
Look at this poor fat fukk trying to imitate his autistic butt buddy by listing multiple usernames in his post. So funny af. :oldlol:

[Jasper]

I signed up on one of those asian dating sites for the fun of it and I got a lot of messages, which was cool, but then this.

I think this is a scam or some cuck dude that gets off on having his wife get done by others, but what do you think:



In her profile she mentions looking for blue eyed guys. She isn't attractive, but I would probably do it if it was for real and I was in the neighborhood.

checking for STD or HIV ,,, well bud my guess you won't be donating.:oldlol::oldlol::oldlol:

[RRR3]

Read it again you dumb fvck
"Axe is highweight and RRR3 is Satan. And he's also the poster Satan". So you're either accusing Axe of being Satan and thus me because you stupidly can't tell the difference, OR you just said I'm Satan twice because you're so senile you can't even remember what you wrote a sentence ago :roll:

[RRR3]

Look at this poor fat fukk trying to imitate his autistic butt buddy by listing multiple usernames in his post. So funny af. :oldlol:
Tough day for him, he only had 84 whoppers for dinner.

[Patrick Chewing]

"Axe is highweight and RRR3 is Satan. And he's also the poster Satan". So you're either accusing Axe of being Satan and thus me because you stupidly can't tell the difference, OR you just said I'm Satan twice because you're so senile you can't even remember what you wrote a sentence ago :roll:

Oh my God this ain’t happening :oldlol:.

You can’t be this stupid. Math isn’t your forte, nor is common sense.

I mentioned 4 users at first. Then I said that Axe was highweight and you were Satan. That brings it down to 2. The other “Satan” reference flew over your head because an Anarchist hermit such as yourself lacks a sense of humor to understand the reference. It was a subtle jab at you calling you the real “Satan” as in the fallen angel and the Satan of the board.

Unreal :facepalm

[jstern]

Oh my God this ain’t happening :oldlol:.

You can’t be this stupid. Math isn’t your forte, nor is common sense.

I mentioned 4 users at first. Then I said that Axe was highweight and you were Satan. That brings it down to 2. The other “Satan” reference flew over your head because an Anarchist hermit such as yourself lacks a sense of humor to understand the reference. It was a subtle jab at you calling you the real “Satan” as in the fallen angel and the Satan of the board.

Unreal :facepalm

RRR3 just got owned.

[Axe]

Tough day for him, he only had 84 whoppers for dinner.
:yaohappy:

[RRR3]

Oh my God this ain’t happening :oldlol:.

You can’t be this stupid. Math isn’t your forte, nor is common sense.

I mentioned 4 users at first. Then I said that Axe was highweight and you were Satan. That brings it down to 2. The other “Satan” reference flew over your head because an Anarchist hermit such as yourself lacks a sense of humor to understand the reference. It was a subtle jab at you calling you the real “Satan” as in the fallen angel and the Satan of the board.

Unreal :facepalm
:rolleyes: In order for jokes to land, they have to be comprehensible and not the babbling of a senile old man. That post really read as if you were just repeating yourself, which wouldn't be surprising given your low IQ

[highwhey]

damn, it's been a rough day for patrick. he's been getting owned since last night, first it was mr fonz then myself this morning then rr3, we're all just taking our turns with him.

[Patrick Chewing]

:rolleyes: In order for jokes to land, they have to be comprehensible and not the babbling of a senile old man. That post really read as if you were just repeating yourself, which wouldn't be surprising given your low IQ

LOL you have reading comprehension issues. Probably from all that Anarchist anger. Probably the reason why you can’t get a woman to look at you.

[RRR3]

https://i.ibb.co/Fzknqt6/fatrick2.jpg

[Patrick Chewing]

damn, it's been a rough day for patrick. he's been getting owned since last night, first it was mr fonz then myself this morning then rr3, we're all just taking our turns with him.

You’ve been thinking about me since this morning?? Daaaaaamn homie. I’m flattered, but that’s hella gay and creepy.

[SATAN]

https://i.ibb.co/Fzknqt6/fatrick2.jpg

Someone posted this pic a couple months ago. I swear it's actually Chewing or his identical twin:

https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/big-man-eating-pizza-picture-id108311048?k=6&m=108311048&s=612x612&w=0&h=6tO5qCVQn58rob9kkvCB1pErZjwXjFhyyFkADu5Pmdo=

[RRR3]

Someone posted this pic a couple months ago. I swear it's actually Chewing or his identical twin:

https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/big-man-eating-pizza-picture-id108311048?k=6&m=108311048&s=612x612&w=0&h=6tO5qCVQn58rob9kkvCB1pErZjwXjFhyyFkADu5Pmdo=
:roll:

Holy shit that might be him :yaohappy:

[Lakers Legend#32]

https://i.ibb.co/Fzknqt6/fatrick2.jpg

Now that's the Chewing we all know.

Not that guy singing in the video Poopsie posted.

[Lakers Legend#32]

:roll:

Holy shit that might be him :yaohappy:

For God's sake Poopsie, kill yourself.

[warriorfan]

rrr3 is in a similar relationship but he’s going to be taking the sperm donation

[Patrick Chewing]

rrr3 is in a similar relationship but he’s going to be taking the sperm donation

He's definitely a bottom :oldlol:

[ArbitraryWater]

rrr3 is in a similar relationship but he’s going to be taking the sperm donation


:roll:

[ArbitraryWater]

For God's sake Poopsie, kill yourself.

If you dont like that youre not gonna appreciate how Magics son looks :lol

[Lakers Legend#32]

https://i.ibb.co/Fzknqt6/fatrick2.jpg

There's a reason she did not contact Chewing.

She wants someone who can deliver the goods.

There's a reason why Poopsie is an incel, childless cat lady.

[hateraid]

Be careful. They might be looking for their get out of Phillippines card

[Lebron23]

You might have the next Stephen Curry of the Philippines!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmiZe5YQSEg

That boy is a shooter