Israel kills Hezbolla's top Commander

[Hey Yo]

IDF kills Hezbollah’s top commander, says he was overseeing plan for invasion of Galilee

The Israel Defense Forces said Friday that it killed Hezbollah’s top military commander and at least 10 other senior commanders in a rare airstrike targeting the terror group’s stronghold in Beirut, as the sides appeared closer than ever to entering a full-fledged war.

The IDF said the most prominent target of its airstrike, Ibrahim Aqil, was the head of Hezbollah’s military operations, the acting commander of the terror group’s elite Radwan Force, and was leading a planned operation to invade the Galilee.

Aqil was also the most senior military member of the Jihad Council, Hezbollah’s top military body, after Israel’s assassination of Fuad Shukr in a strike in Beirut in July.

He had been wanted by the United States for his role in the 1983 bombings of the American Embassy in Lebanon and the US Marines barracks in Beirut.

In a curt statement issued on Friday evening, soon after the start of Shabbat, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said, “Our goals are clear, and our actions speak for themselves.”

https://www.timesofisrael.com/idf-kills-hezbollahs-top-commander-says-he-was-overseeing-plan-for-invasion-of-galilee/

[Patrick Chewing]

Awesome news.



He had been wanted by the United States for his role in the 1983 bombings of the American Embassy in Lebanon and the US Marines barracks in Beirut.

And I'm quoting this part before that fat Mexican comes in and whines about Israel. This guy was an enemy to Americans who attacked Americans and American Marines.

[highwhey]

the IDF sure has been super busy trying to distract everyone after killing an american citizen. they all of a sudden executed 3 major operations simultaneously immediately after international news outlets ran with the story about the dead american at the hands of israeli forces. very interesting pivot. it's been very effective towards low iq individuals like tub of lard chewing.

[Patrick Chewing]

the IDF sure has been super busy trying to distract everyone after killing an american citizen. they all of a sudden executed 3 major operations simultaneously immediately after international news outlets ran with the story about the dead american at the hands of israeli forces. very interesting pivot. it's been very effective towards low iq individuals like tub of lard chewing.

Go back to Mexico.

[highwhey]

Go back to Mexico.

meltdown + you weigh 400lbs

[Patrick Chewing]

meltdown + you weigh 400lbs

meltdown + you weigh 800lbs

[highwhey]

meltdown + you weigh 800lbs
when your sweat dries, it turns into lard

[Patrick Chewing]

when your sweat dries, it turns into lard

When I own you on this board, you cry bacon grease. And you then put it in a jar and use it to cook 12 tacos to cope.

[highwhey]

When I own you on this board, you cry bacon grease. And you then put it in a jar and use it to cook 12 tacos to cope.

this forum runs on your lard

[Patrick Chewing]

this forum runs on your lard

You're so fat you have take baths in the pool.

[ILLsmak]

When I own you on this board, you cry bacon grease. And you then put it in a jar and use it to cook 12 tacos to cope.

I thought you were gonna bring it back with a rhyme.

-Smak

[highwhey]

I thought you were gonna bring it back with a rhyme.

-Smak

he was, but he ate it

[ILLsmak]

he was, but he ate it

Also would work with a hang after and then u put it in a jar.

And then u put it in a jar /

And then u put it in a jar.

U dudes need to have more fun haha

-Smak

[Patrick Chewing]

highweight ate the biggest ape
and now's as round as a big ol' grape
when he shits the bed
you know he's well fed
when he lies and cries
a new baby dies
he broke his bed
it's as big as a sled
goddamn he ain't breathing
is the mother****er dead?
taco meat sludges through his veins
when he's on the road he hogs the lanes
with his double-wide van
specially made for A-lan
the only thing he loves is a taco shell
straight from the 'bell
loaded with meat and cheese
can i have some more please?
is what he always says after he's well fed
one chimichanga away from his death bed
pray for him cause he ain't slim
he's a fat brown turd that eats cheese curds
he hates his life and eats to cope
it's called taco meat and it's his dope
then one day he crossed the line
as his heart gave way he began to flatline
his last breaths were only a few
the last thing he thought was he was owned by the Chew!



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[highwhey]

highweight ate the biggest ape
and now's as round as a big ol' grape
when he shits the bed
you know he's well fed
when he lies and cries
a new baby dies
he broke his bed
it's as big as a sled
goddamn he ain't breathing
is the mother****er dead?
taco meat sludges through his veins
when he's on the road he hogs the lanes
with his double-wide van
specially made for A-lan
the only thing he loves is a taco shell
straight from the 'bell
loaded with meat and cheese
can i have some more please?
is what he always says after he's well fed
one chimichanga away from his death bed
pray for him cause he ain't slim
he's a fat brown turd that eats cheese curds
he hates his life and eats to cope
it's called taco meat and it's his dope
then one day he crossed the line
as his heart gave way he began to flatline
his last breaths were only a few
the last thing he thought was he was owned by the Chew!
fvcking cringe + you weigh 400lbs

[Patrick Chewing]

fvcking cringe + you weigh 400lbs

admit defeat
cause all you do is eat
taco shells with meat
ya got diabetic feet
all your friends are dead
cause they choked in bed
you'll be wishing you were thin
i came for the win
and left the champ
your lip's so damp
from all the sweat you emit
it's a shame you ain't fit
like the man right hea
that you all fear
you all take it in the rear
bartender can i get another beer
and pour some out for this Mexican
who died with a taco in his hand
and a burrito in the other
i feel bad for his poor fat mother
who can cook churros like no other
we remember his name
but he was so lame
it ain't no trick
when you lose to Patrick


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