only 3 posters have the required clearance to speak to me

[highwhey]

kblaze
jlademast3r
djmocdonald


everyone else requires clearance, you can request it from editor@insidehoops.com

until further notice, unauthorized communication will be met with a ban.

what is required to obtain clearance? great question:

income verification
full medical records (to prevent severely obese individuals like patrickchewing from talking to me)
mental health records (autism is an immediate disqualification, srry not srry jstern)
40yd dash time
verified height by medical proffesional (srry louie)
a letter expressing why i am your favorite poster
pics of your b1tch

[Patrick Chewing]

Obese OP is in his 30’s and acts like a child with a dumbass thread like this.

Must be the Mexican in him.

[highwhey]

https://i.postimg.cc/QNWbdFpc/Screenshot-2024-09-21-193105.png

[jstern]

highwhey is kind of a weird dude. A little cringie.

[DJMcDonald]

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/fabulous-kid-asian-break-dance.gif

[Full Court]

kblaze
jlademast3r
djmocdonald


everyone else requires clearance, you can request it from editor@insidehoops.com

until further notice, unauthorized communication will be met with a ban.

what is required to obtain clearance? great question:

income verification
full medical records (to prevent severely obese individuals like patrickchewing from talking to me)
mental health records (autism is an immediate disqualification, srry not srry jstern)
40yd dash time
verified height by medical proffesional (srry louie)
a letter expressing why i am your favorite poster
pics of your b1tch

We know why Axe isn't on the list. :lol

[jstern]

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/fabulous-kid-asian-break-dance.gif

There's a CRT in the background, meaning that the original video is probably very old. So, by any chance, is the kid in the GIF you when you were a kid?

[DJMcDonald]

There's a CRT in the background, meaning that the original video is probably very old. So, by any chance, is the kid in the GIF you when you were a kid?

Haha, you got me. This was me from last year.

[ILLsmak]

Deal never quote my post again fuccboi.

-Smak

[highwhey]

Haha, you got me. This was me from last year.

:roll:

[Axe]

Imo this clearance should also include a result on drug test as well. (https://i.ibb.co/JmpGnKz/IMG-20230528-095117.jpg)

[Patrick Chewing]

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/fabulous-kid-asian-break-dance.gif

Poor kid can’t see with those eyes.

[diamenz]

i thought highwhey's required clearance was more akin to the size of a football field.

[DJMcDonald]

Imo this clearance should also include a result on drug test as well. (https://i.ibb.co/JmpGnKz/IMG-20230528-095117.jpg)

Good suggestion, I'll let OP know for you.

[j3lademaster]

You spelled my name wrong, but that's ok. I'm just honored to be on a list with Fonz.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOXEzNHFrYzk5a2NqNXJudms2Z2h2eXM zYXA3M3o3NTE0emF3eXduOSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfY nlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/dijK6WYRdSoJEikGPS/giphy.webp

[ArbitraryWater]

You spelled my name wrong, but that's ok. I'm just honored to be on a list with Fonz.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOXEzNHFrYzk5a2NqNXJudms2Z2h2eXM zYXA3M3o3NTE0emF3eXduOSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfY nlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/dijK6WYRdSoJEikGPS/giphy.webp

This is gayer than being gay

[ILLsmak]

How come all the people who have clearance to speak to HW don't want to do it?

Is there an inside joke I am missing?

-Smak

[DJMcDonald]

How come all the peo--

Let me stop you right there. I regret to inform you that, due to your mental health records, you are officially unqualified to speak in this thread. To appeal this ruling, please reach out to your mental health chaperone. Any further attempts to circumnavigate this fact will lead to a ban and/or restraining order. Thank you.

-Mc

[highwhey]

Let me stop you right there. I regret to inform you that, due to your mental health records, you are officially unqualified to speak in this thread. To appeal this ruling, please reach out to your mental health chaperone. Any further attempts to circumnavigate this fact will lead to a ban and/or restraining order. Thank you.

-Mc

thank you.

[ILLsmak]

Let me stop you right there. I regret to inform you that, due to your mental health records, you are officially unqualified to speak in this thread. To appeal this ruling, please reach out to your mental health chaperone. Any further attempts to circumnavigate this fact will lead to a ban and/or restraining order. Thank you.

-Mc

Can someone tell me who this guy is lol

-Smak

[ArbitraryWater]

Can someone tell me who this guy is lol

-Smak

Fonzworth

[ILLsmak]

Fonzworth

haha dude would never quote my posts when he was on fonz. Funny. Oh well.

I'm just tryin' to show HW some love cuz he obviously wants people to talk to him. Maybe I could pretend to be kblaze sometime?

-Smak

[jstern]

Can someone tell me who this guy is lol

-Smak

I avoided answering this questions, because there's a good chance that highwhey didn't know that the entity behind DJMcDonald is also behind MrFonzworth (and Victor Mosquito), and thus might have regretted picking him in his 3 posters list.

[Hey Yo]

Let me stop you right there. I regret to inform you that, due to your mental health records, you are officially unqualified to speak in this thread. To appeal this ruling, please reach out to your mental health chaperone. Any further attempts to circumnavigate this fact will lead to a ban and/or restraining order. Thank you.

-Mc

dumb

[Lakers Legend#32]

Poor kid can’t see with those eyes.

Poor Poopsie.

He looks down and can't see his feet over his massive belly.

[RRR3]

Poor Poopsie.

He looks down and can't see his feet over his massive belly.
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[DJMcDonald]

I avoided answering this questions, because there's a good chance that highwhey didn't know that the entity behind DJMcDonald is also behind MrFonzworth (and Victor Mosquito), and thus might have regretted picking him in his 3 posters list.

I can't believe you blew my cover like this

[ILLsmak]

I can't believe you blew my cover like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGc-iPc-9dE

-Smak

[Axe]

This is gayer than being gay
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/image.php?u=827668&dateline=1624237688&type=thumb

[Full Court]

^ :lol

What up, bitch tits?

:lebronamazed:

[BigKobeFan]

kblaze
jlademast3r
djmocdonald


everyone else requires clearance, you can request it from editor@insidehoops.com

until further notice, unauthorized communication will be met with a ban.

what is required to obtain clearance? great question:

income verification
full medical records (to prevent severely obese individuals like patrickchewing from talking to me)
mental health records (autism is an immediate disqualification, srry not srry jstern)
40yd dash time
verified height by medical proffesional (srry louie)
a letter expressing why i am your favorite poster
pics of your b1tch

you're mom's clearance card to enter her own basement is a box of hotpockets

[Axe]

Poor Poopsie.

He looks down and can't see his feet over his massive belly.
:milton (https://i.ibb.co/JmpGnKz/IMG-20230528-095117.jpg)

[Draz]

Where am I on this list slut

[highwhey]

Where am I on this list slut

#1 https://em-content.zobj.net/source/apple/391/heart-hands_1faf6.png