Would you fight Michael Jordan if he tries to bully you?

[Lebron23]

In practice. Just like he did to Scott Burrell. I'll Chris Childs him.

[DJMcDonald]

I would lift you up by the ears if you ever touched MJ.

[highwhey]

i would instruct patrickchewing to sit on him, he weighs 400 pounds, that would be the end of basketball for ol head MJ

[Full Court]

OP gets bullied by midgets.

[Airupthere]

If you Chris. Childs him. Your basically be. Elbowing his knees.

[Patrick Chewing]

OP gets bullied by midgets.

:roll:

[GOBB]

Fight not only the franchise player but the face of the league? I’m going to say no.

[BarberSchool]

First: threaten him quietly

If he persists: yell in his face

Still?: MF getting these hands, elbows, knees, legs, heels, etc

[ShawkFactory]

Fight not only the franchise player but the face of the league? I’m going to say no.

Yea that's the issue. All you can do is chirp at him because if things escalate and you hurt him you're out. And if you just chirp at him then he's mad and dominates more on the court.

Lose lose.

He used his power well because...why the hell wouldn't you in that position. But I'm sure there are plenty of dudes who would have loved to have seen him without the lights. But there's nothing you can do.

[Norcaliblunt]

For all the hype you hear about MJ being so insanely “competitive” you’d would think he’d be down to squabble or compete in combat sports.

[Lebron23]

For all the hype you hear about MJ being so insanely “competitive” you’d would think he’d be down to squabble or compete in combat sports.
No. He would get beat up. Michael Jordan is not a good human being. You won't feel bad for him if you beat him up. James Jordan whoop his butt when he was a kid.

[Lebron23]

Just had a wild dream. I fought and defeated MJ in a fist fight.

[Real Men Wear Green]

Your obsession is stupid and unhealthy. He doesn't know you exist and security guards would just shove you aside. And LeBron James doesn't love you. If he knew about your problems he would tell.you to get a therapist.

[Lebron23]

Your obsession is stupid and unhealthy. He doesn't know you exist and security guards would just shove you aside. And LeBron James doesn't love you. If he knew about your problems he would tell.you to get a therapist.

You are giving me homosexual vibes

[Real Men Wear Green]

You are giving me homosexual vibes

I have nothing to do with your homosexuality.

[Lebron23]

I have nothing to do with your homosexuality.

You disappeared after Kamala Harris lost in the election

[Overdrive]

You'd fight MJ the same way JVG fought Alonzo Mourning.

[Lebron23]

You'd fight MJ the same way JVG fought Alonzo Mourning.

Hehehe

[Jasper]

I was living in the roselle area , when MJ was playing for the Bulls.
At his crib , we were having some drinks and cards , and for no reason he pushed me.

I didn't back down , but simply said , I am older than you by 5 years.

[SouBeachTalents]

I was living in the roselle area , when MJ was playing for the Bulls.
At his crib , we were having some drinks and cards , and for no reason he pushed me.

I didn't back down , but simply said , I am older than you by 5 years.
That's a cool story dump fvck.

[1987_Lakers]

You disappeared after Kamala Harris lost in the election

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[Jasper]

That's a cool story dump fvck.

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[Lebron23]

I was living in the roselle area , when MJ was playing for the Bulls.
At his crib , we were having some drinks and cards , and for no reason he pushed me.

I didn't back down , but simply said , I am older than you by 5 years.

Lol.

[Lebron23]

Down goes Jordan. He's been knock down.

[Lebron23]

https://youtu.be/bb5RUf5NcDQ?si=SvEtwICKeEXsg5NC

[Lebron23]

How can you like this guy? He is a piece of $Hit of a human being. His fans are also @$$holes.

[Lebron23]

I don't care if he is 62 years old. I am going to whoop his butt. Come on MJ if you try to throw a punch I'll knock you out.

[90sgoat]

I'd cry and retire from basketball probably.

[Lebron23]

Just had a wild dream. MJ and me play 1 on 1. I defeated him after hitting a 3 pointer.

[Lebron23]

One of my favorite dream. I fought Michael Jordan hit him with an upper cut. He got Knock the hell out. I remove his shoes, and throw it in his head.

[Neal Romer]

One of my favorite dream. I fought Michael Jordan hit him with an upper cut. He got Knock the hell out. I remove his shoes, and throw it in his head.


https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9wpMmW0Sft4/maxresdefault.jpg

[bison]

Being bullied helped lebron become the GOAT

https://x.com/ShitpostGate/status/1902299017511419934

[Axe]

You are giving me homosexual vibes
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/image.php?u=827668&dateline=1624237688&type=thumb

[Full Court]

In this very uncertain world

Of this you can be sure

That stinky Axe smells a whole lot worse

Than a big pile of cow manure






:roll: So true.

[Lebron23]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9wpMmW0Sft4/maxresdefault.jpg

I'll put him in a Guillotine Chokehold. And punch him repeatedly in the head and abdomen. In my dreams I made him past out. Spit, and urinate in his conscious body.

[tpols]

The second, and I mean the second that ugly, bald headed jabroni started talking shit to me I would hit him with a swift 2 piece combo, with extra gravy.

[tpols]

You are giving me homosexual vibes

:roll:

[Full Court]

I'll put him in a Guillotine Chokehold. And punch him repeatedly in the head and abdomen. In my dreams I made him past out. Spit, and urinate in his conscious body.

Down syndrome midget obviously skipped his medication.

What a loser. :roll:

[Lebron23]

The second, and I mean the second that ugly, bald headed jabroni started talking shit to me I would hit him with a swift 2 piece combo, with extra gravy.

That was a good posts

[Full Court]

That was a good posts

That was a retarded posts.

[Lebron23]

That was a retarded posts.

I'll personally shove your head inside Michael Jordan's butt.

[Full Court]

I'll personally shove your head inside Michael Jordan's butt.

You will personally keep being a fat, retarded midget.

https://i.ibb.co/6rfqvBZ/cryinglouie.jpg


:roll: Loser.

[Lebron23]

You will personally keep being a fat, retarded midget.

https://i.ibb.co/6rfqvBZ/cryinglouie.jpg


:roll: Loser.

A guy who never play basketball like you. You are barely 5'1"

[bdonovan]

Steve Kerr's approach works. Fight back, get beat up, bullying lessens.

If we're talking about modern-day 60+ Jordan, the key would be movement; his back and knees would limit his mobility.

[GimmeThat]

I suppose when you add up the amount of inheritance/government subsidy to make the insurance possible, its deserving

[Full Court]

A guy who never play basketball like you. You are barely 5'1"

Were you always short and fat, or did you get chubby and shrink as you aged?

:lol

[Lebron23]

Were you always short and fat, or did you get chubby and shrink as you aged?

:lol

You are just projecting yourself midget.

[90sgoat]

I would bully Steve Kerr if MJ bullied me and hope it would take the heat off me.