should LeBron breed caitlin clark?

[highwhey]

i think caitlin clark should be assigned to be bred by LeBron for basketball reasons.

[Kblaze8855]

His athleticism gives a good baseline, but his height is probably the only thing they won’t have to work at. The height you get from two tall parents definitely put you ahead but he works like a mother****er and you can never be sure a kid gets that work ethic.

looking at the curry family, I wonder how much hand eye coordination and muscle memory is genetic.

Did Sheldon Williams and Candace Parker have kids when they were married and she was pretending to be straight?

She’s about as good as you’re gonna get genetically.

[Kblaze8855]

I think Yao Ming is the only example of something like this being tested in the real world and working exactly as expected. The Chinese government pretty much assigned his parents to be a family. They word it a little better, but it’s pretty clear what happened.

[highwhey]

His athleticism gives a good baseline, but his height is probably the only thing they won’t have to work at. The height you get from two tall parents definitely put you ahead but he works like a mother****er and you can never be sure a kid gets that work ethic.

looking at the curry family, I wonder how much hand eye coordination and muscle memory is genetic.

Did Sheldon Williams and Candace Parker have kids when they were married and she was pretending to be straight?

She’s about as good as you’re gonna get genetically.

i just had to google elliot stablers height, she's only 6 feet? LMAO

i thought this b1tch was like at least 6'2, the wnba is a joke

[highwhey]

alright, how about cameron brink? she's 6'4 and i'd love to watch that video of it happening


https://athlonsports.com/.image/t_share/MjEwNzgxODAxNzA5MzE1OTIx/cameron-brink-2.png

[fourkicks44]

alright, how about cameron brink? she's 6'4 and i'd love to watch that video of it happening


https://athlonsports.com/.image/t_share/MjEwNzgxODAxNzA5MzE1OTIx/cameron-brink-2.png

:roll:

[tpols]

alright, how about cameron brink? she's 6'4 and i'd love to watch that video of it happening


https://athlonsports.com/.image/t_share/MjEwNzgxODAxNzA5MzE1OTIx/cameron-brink-2.png

Do you think lebron could handle her though?

[tpols]

His athleticism gives a good baseline, but his height is probably the only thing they won’t have to work at. The height you get from two tall parents definitely put you ahead but he works like a mother****er and you can never be sure a kid gets that work ethic.

looking at the curry family, I wonder how much hand eye coordination and muscle memory is genetic.

Did Sheldon Williams and Candace Parker have kids when they were married and she was pretending to be straight?

She’s about as good as you’re gonna get genetically.

Wait Candace Parker isn't straight?

:biggums:

She's actually good looking and doesn't look super butch.

[Kblaze8855]

Do you think lebron could handle her though?



https://youtu.be/s5DnESRMUs8?si=4yo0oV38gBy9pJcj


if you listen to Pusha, they were both ****ing some white girl who looked like Madonna in the 2000s. I’m sure he dabbles.

[Kblaze8855]

Wait Candace Parker isn't straight?

:biggums:

She's actually good looking and doesn't look super butch.


she was married to a goofy looking undersize center I think went to Duke or maybe North Carolina in the early 2000s but they broke up somewhere along the lines and I think she’s married to a woman now.

[Kblaze8855]

So this is Candace Parker’s wife and they have a baby named after Pat Summit


https://www.hostpic.org/images/2411190410300357.jpeg

[Kblaze8855]

Her ex husband who briefly made the league


https://www.hostpic.org/images/2411190413140366.jpeg

[Full Court]

Well, Lebron James Jr. just played 25 minutes in the G League last night and dropped 4 points on 2/10 shooting....

I'll just leave it at that.

[tpols]

https://youtu.be/s5DnESRMUs8?si=4yo0oV38gBy9pJcj


if you listen to Pusha, they were both ****ing some white girl who looked like Madonna in the 2000s. I’m sure he dabbles.


I'm just saying... cam brink is like 6'4. Lebron may be a stud, but it would take some Gradey Dick like game to get with her, you know what I mean?

[999Guy]

Well, Lebron James Jr. just played 25 minutes in the G League last night and dropped 4 points on 2/10 shooting....

I'll just leave it at that.

Bron's wife has peasant genes though. Clark and Bron would create at least one really good offensive wing or guard out of 5 male tries.

At least. The brain processing and coordination on top of the athleticism would be too much.

Bronny somehow doesn't have Bron's brain on any level at all. And none of his personality/work ethic. So, there is risk but I think Clark would shore it up.

[999Guy]

As a side note, there's just nothing sexy about big women.

Cameron Brink is like a 5 or a 6 to me. I question if I'd **** her if I was a 7-footer. I mean how could she out-compete smaller women even if I'm a giant?

If her hips were a bit wider it would be a fun idea though.

[Kblaze8855]

As a side note, there's just nothing sexy about big women.

Cameron Brink is like a 5 or a 6 to me. I question if I'd **** her if I was a 7-footer. I mean how could she out-compete smaller women even if I'm a giant?

If her hips were a bit wider it would be a fun idea though.


that is not what an average woman looks like. Especially not in America. But on the Internet fat and objectively unattractive people basically don’t exist so an Internet five is like a real world eight. It’s like nobody judging women online has ever been to the supermarket at 3 PM on Saturday. I saw people talking shit about angel Reese and I just have to wonder if they’ve ever been to the flea market. Average is some distance from these women.

[Full Court]

Cameron Brink....

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com%2Fimage%2Fupload%2Ft_nbcnews-fp-1200-630%2Cf_auto%2Cq_auto%3Abest%2Frockcms%2F2024-06%2F240619-cameron-brink-mb-2012-86a69f.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=f6f11f015e8b70157875dd5e60f5c7dcbdf0ec34648cdc 2834b3bb980e78b05b&ipo=images

[Hey Yo]

i think caitlin clark should be assigned to be bred by LeBron for basketball reasons.

Jimmy was an expert on sports breeding


https://youtu.be/hZWr49UmjAA?si=Q2cwWUrV43K44Vsj

[Kblaze8855]

Cameron Brink....

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com%2Fimage%2Fupload%2Ft_nbcnews-fp-1200-630%2Cf_auto%2Cq_auto%3Abest%2Frockcms%2F2024-06%2F240619-cameron-brink-mb-2012-86a69f.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=f6f11f015e8b70157875dd5e60f5c7dcbdf0ec34648cdc 2834b3bb980e78b05b&ipo=images



almost as common as pretending we don’t know what average women actually look like is men on the Internet finding action shots to make perfectly attractive women look worse.

The number of times I’ve seen some guy act like some cute woman is beneath his standards and then you see what his wife looks like and know he’s full of shit….

I swear on here back in the day we had a guy trying to convince everyone Eva Longoria was a four as if 80% of Mexican women aren’t medically obese by the age she was which would throw those numbers off quite a lot.

[Full Court]

almost as common as pretending we don’t know what average women actually look like is men on the Internet finding action shots to make perfectly attractive women look worse.

The number of times I’ve seen some guy act like some cute woman is beneath his standards and then you see what his wife looks like and know he’s full of shit….

I swear on here back in the day we had a guy trying to convince everyone Eva Longoria was a four as if 80% of Mexican women aren’t medically obese by the age she was which would throw those numbers off quite a lot.

Lol calm down, dude. I thought it was a funny picture.

[Kblaze8855]

Lol calm down, dude. I thought it was a funny picture.

I’ve just seen it too many times and I can’t get my head around it. I know nobody likes to admit they have much lower standards than they portray online and I understand it even if I find it weird. But it legitimately seems like some people have no idea what human beings look like. I don’t care about Eva Longoria. I was never a fan. I’m not even sure what show she was on. But she was dating Tony Parker and some people were just so adamant….this is a less than average looking woman:


https://www.hostpic.org/images/2411190602520340.jpeg



And not a troll. Someone being sincere. And shit like that is among the greatest mysteries the Internet has for me. It’s like every woman who is actually ugly disappears from the face of the earth when someone on the Internet is asked to rate a woman.

[Full Court]

I’ve just seen it too many times and I can’t get my head around it. I know nobody likes to admit they have much lower standards than they portray online and I understand it even if I find it weird. But it legitimately seems like some people have no idea what human beings look like. I don’t care about Eva Longoria. I was never a fan. I’m not even sure what show she was on. But she was dating Tony Parker and some people were just so adamant….this is a less than average looking woman:


https://www.hostpic.org/images/2411190602520340.jpeg



And not a troll. Someone being sincere. And shit like that is among the greatest mysteries the Internet has for me. It’s like every woman who is actually ugly disappears from the face of the earth when someone on the Internet is asked to rate a woman.

Keep in mind, this is a thread titled "should LeBron breed caitlin clark?" I'm not taking anything in it too seriously.

[Wally450]

alright, how about cameron brink? she's 6'4 and i'd love to watch that video of it happening



:lol

[highwhey]

Cameron Brink....

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com%2Fimage%2Fupload%2Ft_nbcnews-fp-1200-630%2Cf_auto%2Cq_auto%3Abest%2Frockcms%2F2024-06%2F240619-cameron-brink-mb-2012-86a69f.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=f6f11f015e8b70157875dd5e60f5c7dcbdf0ec34648cdc 2834b3bb980e78b05b&ipo=images

you're retarded

[Full Court]

you're retarded

You sound like a bitch.


Are you a bitch?

[ArbitraryWater]

alright, how about cameron brink? she's 6'4 and i'd love to watch that video of it happening


https://athlonsports.com/.image/t_share/MjEwNzgxODAxNzA5MzE1OTIx/cameron-brink-2.png


screw the height, bron and clarks genetics are must see.

[highwhey]

You sound like a bitch.


Are you a bitch?

https://i.postimg.cc/NjrfPjGV/IMG-4490.jpg

[highwhey]

screw the height, bron and clarks genetics are must see.

I would still like to see a 4k 60fps full lenght video of cameron brink's...breeding for scientific and basketball reasons of course

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/ce/1e/72/ce1e72fd9797b983c1c2b0e3e2e36b54.jpg

[Full Court]

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[highwhey]

poster too stupid to discern between a real image and an AI image

[Full Court]

poster too stupid to discern between a real image and an AI image

^Too stupid to get a joke.

Definitely giving off bitch vibes.

[highwhey]

i volunteer myself to breed cameron clark to provide a control sample in this scientific endeavor. all to maintain US Sports Supremacy of course.

[PeroAntic]

Bit of a nazi thread tbh

[Jasper]

Steph and Cat would make a player shoot from full court..

And a white dingo

[ArbitraryWater]

Bit of a nazi thread tbh

This ***** again

[tpols]

Now fellas... this is a serious thread that deserves contemplation.

Right now, I'm just imagining Le King Kong carrying Clark up the empire state building. Swatting helicopters, gunfire, and missiles as he reaches the peak against all odds.

And from his perseverance and their divine inception, would be born the greatest biological specimen to ever grace this solar system.

Thank you.

[Axe]

you're retarded
:oldlol:

[999Guy]

Now fellas... this is a serious thread that deserves contemplation.

Right now, I'm just imagining Le King Kong carrying Clark up the empire state building. Swatting helicopters, gunfire, and missiles as he reaches the peak against all odds.

And from his perseverance and their divine inception, would be born the greatest biological specimen to ever grace this solar system.

Thank you.

:oldlol:

[PeroAntic]

This ***** again

Did you get offended, nazi?